DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/22/2012    Duedate: 04/04/2012

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-642

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRRR
ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
(38-4971) [10-0-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRRR                           SURFIN' COW
ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)             BUCKY FELLINI (442)
(38-4971) [10-0-0,116]         (38-4976) [2-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BASKERVILLE PIG                SURFIN' COW
HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)      BUCKY FELLINI (442)
(38-4884) [18-20-0,84]         (38-4976) [2-0-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JINDA-BAN (198)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS PARK (441)        51
2. HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)   39HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)
3. ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)          22      Unchartered Team
4. BUCKY FELLINI (442)         18
5. TEAM FLOYD (99)              0      WORLD BLADES (443)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 3 TEAM FLOYD (99)          337 284 19 54.3   1/ 1 JINDA-BAN (198)           8  7 1
 2/ 4 HOLMES ON THE RANG (433)  93  83  0 52.8   2/ 2 APOCALYPSE (242)          7  8 0
 3/ 1*WORLD BLADES (443)         1   1  0 50.0   3/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)        6  6 0
 4/ 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)        61  67  4 47.7   4/ 6 HOLMES ON THE RANG (433)  5  7 0
 5/ 6 APOCALYPSE (242)         228 267 23 46.1   5- 4 TEAM FLOYD (99)           4  3 0
 6/ 7 JINDA-BAN (198)          686 890 20 43.5   6/ 0*BASH BROS PARK (441)      2  3 0
 7/ 0*BASH BROS PARK (441)       2   3  0 40.0   7/ 8*WORLD BLADES (443)        1  1 0
 8/ 8*BUCKY FELLINI (442)        3   5  0 37.5   8/ 5*BUCKY FELLINI (442)       1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 697): NAEGLING of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 579): TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 702): DARK SARCASM of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 674): PONTIAC of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 698): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 693): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 701): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 686): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 687): PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 686): RED HOUSE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 652): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 641): VONSITAN KORV of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 634): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 585): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 278): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 271): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 531): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 247): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 579): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 697): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 579): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 702): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 674): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 698): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 693): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 701): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 686): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 687): NEXT GENERATION (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 686): THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 652): TEMPLE OF STEEL (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 641): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 296): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 634): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 585): CODE OF STEEL (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 278): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 271): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 531): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 247): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 579) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 578): SKIDMARK BUG of 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
                           GNU I KNEW of GNU TEAM (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 701): SALDORINIVAN KIRO of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 673): SNAPPING TURTLE of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 696): KELLY of CASSEY'S CREW (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 686): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 685): TROG of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 686): RED HOUSE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
               (turn 685): MOSHI HARU of KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
                           LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                           ARIOCH of MINIONS OF CHAOS (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 641): VONSITAN KORV of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
                              WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? Of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
                  (turn 640): WRATH of APOCALYPSE (Preacher, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 633): HENDRIX of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 670): LORD FOUL of BLOODGUARD (Sigird Fafnisbane, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm glad you were immortal when that happened, Wrath.  It wasn't an
assassination.  I just... slipped.

                                   Vonsitan Korv

P.S.  Jorja whisked my graduation information away to a "safe file" so quickly I
didn't get to see it, but if anyone actually wants to know, I'll ask her to look it
up.

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  ZOMBIE SQUAD had cause to celebrate, after WALKER got 22 points by 
beating SCOURGE.  SCOURGE certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after 
losing to WALKER and losing 20 points in the process!  Now I can't insult GRRR, as it 
has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it 
on too thick) So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and 
challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, FAMINE is the most challenged 
warrior.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Do not despair!  
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRRR 4971                    10   0  0   116       ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE COWS AFOOT 4882          26  12  0    97       HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)
-EAGLE'S CLAW 4345            15   3  1    95       TEAM FLOYD (99)
 LION'S MANE 4885             15  23  0    91       HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASKERVILLE PIG 4884         18  20  0    84       HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)
 KEVSILESSA KIRO 4875         18  22  1    77       JINDA-BAN (198)
 UNCUT HARE 4886              19  19  0    76       HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)
 FAITH 4894                   18  18  0    72       ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
 LOGRANAL MAUR 4954           14   9  2    70       JINDA-BAN (198)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TROKRESSA SALM 4967           9   8  0    61       JINDA-BAN (198)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKER 4983                   6   3  0    46       ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
 AFFLICTION 3945               6   6  1    45       APOCALYPSE (242)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KOBE 4973                     4   1  0    33       ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
 SURFIN' COW 4976              2   0  0    33       BUCKY FELLINI (442)
 FAMINE 3959                   4   7  0    31       APOCALYPSE (242)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCOURGE 4981                  5   4  2    25       APOCALYPSE (242)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BATHROOM 4948              1   0  0    17       BASH BROS PARK (441)
-INSTANT CLUB HIT 4980         1   0  0    13       BUCKY FELLINI (442)
 NILISMARIN SALM 4991          3   3  0    12       JINDA-BAN (198)
 PRINCE ALBERT 4990            1   1  0    11       WORLD BLADES (443)
 RUMOR 5015                    1   0  0     9       APOCALYPSE (242)
-DELIVERENCE 4984              1   5  0     8       TEAM FLOYD (99)
 DOG DROPPINGS 4945            1   0  0     6       BASH BROS PARK (441)
 ROCKETSHIP 4978               0   2  0     6       BUCKY FELLINI (442)
 CONFLICT 5016                 0   1  0     1       APOCALYPSE (242)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CLOSED MONDAYS 4949     0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 441   ARENAMASTER ERLY      642  NONE
DRUG DEALS 4946         0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 441   HIGH ELF              642  NONE
OVERGROWN 4947          0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 441   SPYMASTER             642  NONE
STRIKER 5011            0  1 0 BUCKY FELLINI 442    BANDIT PRINCE         642  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to What's a Volksie?  We hope someone on the Isle can answer your
question. -- Jorja and Jinda-Ban

Uncut Hare -- Now cut.  Ha. -- Logranal Maur

Baskerville Pig -- Believe it, porker! -- Kevsilessa Kiro

The Cows Afoot -- I hope you trip over those big feet and fall off the cliff. --
Trokressa Salm

Kobe -- The very thought of a zombie devastates me.  It must be horrid. -- Nilismarin
Salm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DRUG DEALS was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CLOSED MONDAYS was butchered by ARENAMASTER ERLYAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STRIKER was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
OVERGROWN was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
VONSITAN KORV was devastated by GRRR in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
UNCUT HARE was defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LION'S MANE devastated FAITH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BASKERVILLE PIG bested LOGRANAL MAUR in a 1 minute bloody master's match.
THE COWS AFOOT overpowered KEVSILESSA KIRO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TROKRESSA SALM won victory over AFFLICTION in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SCOURGE was overpowered by WALKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FAMINE overpowered NILISMARIN SALM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SURFIN' COW handily defeated PRINCE ALBERT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROCKETSHIP was demolished by NO BATHROOM in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DOG DROPPINGS viciously subdued CONFLICT in a 2 minute bloody novice's battle.
RUMOR beat MORDANT DESERTER in a popular 1 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   9 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  13 -  1      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        38 -  35 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  10 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  10 -  0       9  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 642 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GRRR 4971                  10   0  0  116 ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE COWS AFOOT 4882        26  12  0   97 HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)
SLASHING ATTACK  LOGRANAL MAUR 4954         14   9  2   70 JINDA-BAN (198)
AIMED BLOW       TROKRESSA SALM 4967         9   8  0   61 JINDA-BAN (198)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BASKERVILLE PIG 4884.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SURFIN' COW 4976.  The ten other most popular fighters were RUMOR 5015, GRRR 
4971, LION'S MANE 4885, BASKERVILLE PIG 4884, THE COWS AFOOT 4882, DOG DROPPINGS 
4945, TROKRESSA SALM 4967, AFFLICTION 3945, WALKER 4983, and FAMINE 3959.

The least popular fighter this week was ROCKETSHIP 4978.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NILISMARIN SALM 4991, SCOURGE 4981, KEVSILESSA KIRO 4875, LOGRANAL MAUR 
4954, FAITH 4894, OVERGROWN 4947, STRIKER 5011, CLOSED MONDAYS 4949, DRUG DEALS 4946, 
and PRINCE ALBERT 4990.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) TEAM FLOYD (99)
VONSITAN KORV (38-4915) JINDA-BAN (198)