DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/31/2012    Duedate: 06/13/2012

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-647

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WALKER
ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
(38-4983) [10-4-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WALKER                         NO BATHROOM
ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)             BASH BROS PARK (441)
(38-4983) [10-4-0,104]         (38-4948) [6-0-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BASKERVILLE PIG                NO BATHROOM
HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)      BASH BROS PARK (441)
(38-4884) [18-25-0,79]         (38-4948) [6-0-0,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JINDA-BAN (198)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)          35
2. JINDA-BAN (198)             31HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)
3. BASH BROS PARK (441)        29      Unchartered Team
4. BUCKY FELLINI (442)          0
5. HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)  -30      BASH BROS PARK (441)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HOLMES ON THE RANG (433) 101  92  0 52.3   1/ 1 JINDA-BAN (198)           9  6 0
 2- 2*BUCKY FELLINI (442)        8   8  0 50.0   2/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)        5  4 0
 3/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)        72  73  4 49.7   3/ 5*BASH BROS PARK (441)      4  5 0
 4/ 4 JINDA-BAN (198)          698 903 20 43.6   4/ 2 HOLMES ON THE RANG (433)  3  6 0
 5/ 5*BASH BROS PARK (441)       8  14  0 36.4   5- 4*BUCKY FELLINI (442)       2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 702): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 707): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 679): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 703): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 698): ODD of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 706): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 691): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 692): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 691): RAZE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 639): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 590): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 536): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 584): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 702): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 707): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 679): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 703): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 698): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 706): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 691): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 692): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 691): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 639): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 590): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 536): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 584) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
                           TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 703): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
                  (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for CLIFFHOME.  MVP award for KOBE?  ZOMBIE 
SQUAD's proud of it after beating LION'S MANE and getting 16 points.  Talk about yer 
major upsets!  LION'S MANE's match with KOBE cost her a loss of 11 points!  Was that 
a tear I saw in WALKER's eye, as it took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't UNCUT HARE 
fit to be tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. 
They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  HOLMES ON THE RANGE was the most avoided team.  Is a 
101-92-0 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are BASH BROS PARK? 
HOLMES ON THE RANGE, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept 
an invitation!  Like, is TROKRESSA SALM popular, or what?  She was challenged the 
most in all of CLIFFHOME!  She's got a 9-13-0, is that good?  Ooh!  Did BRAVE NEW 
RODENT really know what he was doing when he challenged NILISMARIN SALM?  A 1-1-0 
speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.) BRAVE NEW RODENT 
was so studly out there in the sands!  Beating NILISMARIN SALM and getting 20 points. 
BASH BROS PARK must be proud, for sure!  NO BATHROOM must not be a good enough 
fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged TROKRESSA SALM.  9 is a big difference. 
(Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought NO BATHROOM showed great skill and 
promise when he won victory over TROKRESSA SALM.  All right, so I slept through it!  
Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  CLIFFHOME is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKER 4983                  10   4  0   104       ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRRR 4971                    10   1  0    98       ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
 KOBE 4973                     9   1  0    95       ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOGRANAL MAUR 4954           17  11  2    88       JINDA-BAN (198)
 FAITH 4894                   19  22  0    79       ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
 BASKERVILLE PIG 4884         18  25  0    79       HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)
 LION'S MANE 4885             18  25  0    79       HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BATHROOM 4948              6   0  0    52       BASH BROS PARK (441)
-SURFIN' COW 4976              3   0  0    47       BUCKY FELLINI (442)
 KORGENDAL FARS 5020           4   1  0    41       JINDA-BAN (198)
 TROKRESSA SALM 4967           9  13  0    40       JINDA-BAN (198)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INSTANT CLUB HIT 4980         3   0  0    30       BUCKY FELLINI (442)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 5028         1   1  0    21       BASH BROS PARK (441)
-SHANE 5013                    1   0  0    21       ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
 NILISMARIN SALM 4991          4   7  0    19       JINDA-BAN (198)
-ROCKETSHIP 4978               1   4  0    17       BUCKY FELLINI (442)
-THE PIT 5012                  1   0  0    15       BUCKY FELLINI (442)
 NORVANDARRO KREN 5032         1   0  0    13       JINDA-BAN (198)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ME-EP 5030              0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 441   DARK CHAMPION         647  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We congratulate the Uncut Hare, shaggy, big-eared, annoying beast though he is. --
Jorja and Jinda-Ban

Walker -- I didn't want to put a zombie on the throne, okay?  Nothing personal, if
you were a live person, I might feel differently about it. -- Kevsilessa Kiro

Uncut Hare -- I hated to lose to you, but what the hey, it's getting you out of here.
Go spread tuleremia on the Isle. -- Logranal Maur

No Bathroom -- It's easy for some of my teammates to talk about bushes, but it's
different for a woman, you know? -- Trokressa Salm

Rocketship -- No problem.  Incompatible tech. -- Nilismarin Salm

Brave New Rodent -- Think of me as a sort of Bold Old Tomcat. -- Korgendal Fars

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ME-EP was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NO BATHROOM viciously subdued TROKRESSA SALM in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge battle.
BRAVE NEW RODENT savagely defeated NILISMARIN SALM in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
UNCUT HARE was overpowered by WALKER in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
LOGRANAL MAUR devastated BASKERVILLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KOBE devastated LION'S MANE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FAITH was handily defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KORGENDAL FARS vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
NORVANDARRO KREN vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -   9 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -   9 -  1      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        30 -  38 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 647 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       WALKER 4983                10   4  0  104 ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
STRIKING ATTACK  KOBE 4973                   9   1  0   95 ZOMBIE SQUAD (434)
SLASHING ATTACK  LOGRANAL MAUR 4954         17  11  2   88 JINDA-BAN (198)
WALL OF STEEL    NO BATHROOM 4948            6   0  0   52 BASH BROS PARK (441)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BASKERVILLE PIG 4884.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NO BATHROOM 4948.  The ten other most popular fighters were BRAVE NEW RODENT 
5028, TROKRESSA SALM 4967, WALKER 4983, LOGRANAL MAUR 4954, KOBE 4973, NILISMARIN 
SALM 4991, KORGENDAL FARS 5020, NORVANDARRO KREN 5032, ME-EP 5030, and BASKERVILLE 
PIG 4884.

The least popular fighter this week was FAITH 4894.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LION'S MANE 4885, BASKERVILLE PIG 4884, ME-EP 5030, NORVANDARRO KREN 
5032, KORGENDAL FARS 5020, NILISMARIN SALM 4991, KOBE 4973, LOGRANAL MAUR 4954, 
WALKER 4983, and TROKRESSA SALM 4967.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

UNCUT HARE (38-4886) HOLMES ON THE RANGE (433)