DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/06/2015    Duedate: 08/19/2015

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-730

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KLYTIE
SOUL WARRIORS (159)
(38-5158) [12-4-1,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KLYTIE                         DEVILED EGG
SOUL WARRIORS (159)            SATAN'S SUPPER (466)
(38-5158) [12-4-1,94]          (38-5230) [1-0-0,12]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KLYTIE                         INCEST
SOUL WARRIORS (159)            WHAT? (412)
(38-5158) [12-4-1,94]          (38-5235) [0-2-0,6]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SOUL WARRIORS (159)         35
2. SATAN'S SUPPER (466)        17      TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
3. TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)          7      Unchartered Team
4. WHAT? (412)                  1
5. UNLIKELY HEROES (461)        0      WHAT? (412)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*UNLIKELY HEROES (461)      2   0  1  100   1/ 1 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)       8  7 1
 2/ 2*WHAT? (412)                5   2  0 71.4   2/ 2 SOUL WARRIORS (159)       7  3 0
 3- 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (464)      14   6  1 70.0   3- 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (464)      3  2 0
 4/ 4 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)       37  26  2 58.7   4- 4*UNLIKELY HEROES (461)     1  0 0
 5/ 5 SOUL WARRIORS (159)      430 315 16 57.7   5/ 0*SATAN'S SUPPER (466)      1  1 0
 6/ 0*SATAN'S SUPPER (466)       1   1  0 50.0   6- 6*STAR PRAIRIE (462)        1  3 0
 7- 6*HEALTHY CHOICES (459)      1   1  0 50.0   7/ 7*WHAT? (412)               0  2 0
 8- 7*STAR PRAIRIE (462)         1   3  0 25.0   8- 5*HEALTHY CHOICES (459)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Say what you will about blind luck and dirty 
fighting, but SOUL WARRIORS will tell you 430-315-16 is nothing to laugh at...  SOUL 
WARRIORS had cause to celebrate, after OTOAHHASTIS got 15 points by beating FLUKY 
FRINDING.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after 
losing 14 points to OTOAHHASTIS.  (Discrete enough, FLUKY FRINDING?) KLYTIE 
successfully staved off a grab for the roses by VETERAN MERCENARY of CLIFFHOME.  Does 
CLIFFHOME have no one talented enough to dethrone her?  Word has it one team in 
CLIFFHOME is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Perhaps CLIFFHOME 
were the only ones left untouched by SOLITARY CARRION demise.  Can anyone ever take 
his place?  Or do I exaggerate?  Questions are being raised about the disposing of 
severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in CLIFFHOME would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in CLIFFHOME is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid CLIFFHOME 
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KLYTIE 5158                  12   4  1    94       SOUL WARRIORS (159)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOREVER PORCH 5173            8   5  1    70       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POISED POISON 5213            4   0  1    60       WEIRD STUDENTS (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OTOAHHASTIS 5165              8   8  0    53       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
 YUMMY STARDUST 5172           7   6  1    39       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLUKY FRINDING 5175           7   6  0    32       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
 SKILLET LIBEL 5217            6   3  0    31       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLEVER CLIVE 5219             3   1  0    23       WEIRD STUDENTS (464)
-DIRECT DEATH 5218             3   1  0    23       WEIRD STUDENTS (464)
-CAPTAIN JUNKIE 5190           2   0  1    22       UNLIKELY HEROES (461)
-LUCKY LARRY 5231              2   0  0    18       WEIRD STUDENTS (464)
-PEPPER 5198                   1   0  0    13       STAR PRAIRIE (462)
-RICHIE RICH 5212              1   3  0    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (464)
 DEVILED EGG 5230              1   0  0    12       SATAN'S SUPPER (466)
 DARKBLADE 5236                1   1  0    11       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
-DR DYNOW 5177                 1   1  0     8       HEALTHY CHOICES (459)
 TOBLERONE 5238                1   0  0     8       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
 INCEST 5235                   0   2  0     6       WHAT? (412)
 HEGIRA 5233                   1   2  0     5       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
-GARY 5197                     0   1  0     5       STAR PRAIRIE (462)
-DERF 5201                     0   1  0     5       STAR PRAIRIE (462)
 THE ANTICRUST 5229            0   1  0     5       SATAN'S SUPPER (466)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER             0  0 0                      YUMMY STARDUST 5172   730  NONE
SOLITARY CARRION 5204   9  2 0 TMM KNOCKOFFS 458    M. CHARDINEE          730  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KLYTIE devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
FOREVER PORCH demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SOLITARY CARRION was dealt death by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute contest.
FLUKY FRINDING was overpowered by OTOAHHASTIS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKILLET LIBEL devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
YUMMY STARDUST assassinated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
HEGIRA was viciously subdued by DEVILED EGG in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
INCEST was outwaited by TOBLERONE in a popular 7 minute beginner's duel.
DARKBLADE vanquished THE ANTICRUST in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   4 -  1      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -   7 -  1      73  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        16 -   6 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  16 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  10 -  0      38  |

Turn 730 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     KLYTIE 5158                12   4  1   94 SOUL WARRIORS (159)
SLASHING ATTACK  FOREVER PORCH 5173          8   5  1   70 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
LUNGING ATTACK   YUMMY STARDUST 5172         7   6  1   39 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KLYTIE 5158.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
INCEST 5235.  The ten other most popular fighters were SKILLET LIBEL 5217, FOREVER 
PORCH 5173, DEVILED EGG 5230, KLYTIE 5158, OTOAHHASTIS 5165, YUMMY STARDUST 5172, 
HEGIRA 5233, SOLITARY CARRION 5204, DARKBLADE 5236, and FLUKY FRINDING 5175.

The least popular fighter this week was THE ANTICRUST 5229.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TOBLERONE 5238, FLUKY FRINDING 5175, DARKBLADE 5236, SOLITARY 
CARRION 5204, HEGIRA 5233, YUMMY STARDUST 5172, OTOAHHASTIS 5165, KLYTIE 5158, 
DEVILED EGG 5230, and FOREVER PORCH 5173.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LV

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOB ETERNAL 4460 (165-48-2)           14  3  0         SANDS OF TIME        

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CLARISA 2493 (116-59-0)                5  3  0         SOUL WARRIORS        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN 4993 (3-0-0)      1  3  0         WHAT?                

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCROD BOY 4675 (31-35-1)               1  3  0         INQUISITION CLONES   

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KLYTIE 5158 (10-4-1)                   2  3  0         SOUL WARRIORS        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAGCARGO 5137 (3-3-0)                  6  3  0         FIRE DECK            
POISED POISON 5213 (4-0-1)             6  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       
CYNDAQUIL 5134 (7-1-0)                 4  3  0         FIRE DECK            

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GARY 5197 (0-1-0)                      7  3  0         STAR PRAIRIE         
PEPPER 5198 (1-0-0)                    7  3  1         STAR PRAIRIE         
SNAPPER 5169 (2-0-0)                   5  3  0         TURTLES              
LUCKY LARRY 5231 (2-0-0)               4  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       
DR DYNOW 5177 (1-1-0)                  2  3  0         HEALTHY CHOICES      
DIRECT DEATH 5218 (3-1-0)              1  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUBYRD 5232 (0-0-0)                    6  3  0         BOOK OF THE FALLEN   
DEVILED EGG 5230 (0-0-0)               3  3  0         SATAN'S SUPPER       
ABLE 5221 (0-0-0)                      2  3  0         BOOK OF THE FALLEN   
BURNT ROPE 5224 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         BOOK OF THE FALLEN   
HIPPSTER 5234 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         STAR PRAIRIE         
THE ANTICRUST 5229 (0-0-0)             1  3  0         SATAN'S SUPPER       
URU HELA 5222 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         BOOK OF THE FALLEN   
FLASHWIT 5225 (0-0-0)                  0  3  0         BOOK OF THE FALLEN   
INCEST 5235 (0-0-0)                    0  3  0         WHAT?                
SEVENTEEN DREAMIN 5121 (0-0-0)         0  3  0         DEVIATION J