DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/01/2015    Duedate: 10/14/2015

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-734

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TACOS
ONE TOO MANY (450)
(38-5091) [16-9-1,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TACOS                          CANNIBIS KEN
ONE TOO MANY (450)             THE DRUG FIENDS (14)
(38-5091) [16-9-1,105]         (38-90) [1-1-0,13]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHOTS                          THE OPIUM ORK
ONE TOO MANY (450)             THE DRUG FIENDS (14)
(38-5088) [13-12-3,89]         (38-89) [2-1-0,9]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SOUL WARRIORS (159)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SOUL WARRIORS (159)         38
2. ONE TOO MANY (450)          26      WHAT? (412)
3. THE DRUG FIENDS (14)        20      Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)     0
5. TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)         -4      THE DRUG FIENDS (14)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WHAT? (412)                7   4  0 63.6   1/ 2 SOUL WARRIORS (159)       9  5 0
 2/ 3 SOUL WARRIORS (159)      442 322 16 57.9   2/ 1 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)       7  7 0
 3/ 2 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)       46  36  2 56.1   3/ 4 ONE TOO MANY (450)        7  8 0
 4/ 0*THE DRUG FIENDS (14)       6   5  0 54.5   4/ 0*THE DRUG FIENDS (14)      3  1 0
 5/ 4 ONE TOO MANY (450)        63  58 10 52.1   5/ 5 WHAT? (412)               2  1 0
 6- 5*BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)   5   5  0 50.0   6- 3*BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)  1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
CLIFFHOME brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, TMM KNOCKOFFS, since 
SOUL WARRIORS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see SHOTS win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, SHOTS beat FOREVER PORCH and FOREVER PORCH lost 21 points.  You're breakin' 
my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, CLIFFHOME may be getting bland, as 
TACOS stays top dog in the city.  The Choking Ogre, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From CLIFFHOME's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  FLUKY 
FRINDING was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the CLIFFHOME arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TACOS 5091                   16   9  1   105       ONE TOO MANY (450)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KLYTIE 5158                  15   5  1    90       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
 SHOTS 5088                   13  12  3    89       ONE TOO MANY (450)
 YUMMY STARDUST 5172          10   7  1    82       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
 BAD IDEAS 5109               13   7  1    74       ONE TOO MANY (450)
 FOREVER PORCH 5173            9   8  1    67       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLUKY FRINDING 5175           9   8  0    48       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
 SKILLET LIBEL 5217            9   4  0    44       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
 HEGIRA 5233                   4   3  0    39       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
 TAXES 5133                    7   5  2    38       ONE TOO MANY (450)
 OTOAHHASTIS 5165              8  12  0    36       SOUL WARRIORS (159)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOBLERONE 5238                4   0  0    29       SOUL WARRIORS (159)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARKBLADE 5236                4   2  0    20       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
 INCEST 5235                   2   4  0    18       WHAT? (412)
-BUBYRD 5232                   2   1  0    17       BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)
 CANNIBIS KEN 90               1   1  0    13       THE DRUG FIENDS (14)
-ABLE 5221                     1   0  0    13       BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)
 STONER 92                     1   2  0    12       THE DRUG FIENDS (14)
-FLASHWIT 5225                 1   1  0    10       BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)
 THE OPIUM ORK 89              2   1  0     9       THE DRUG FIENDS (14)
-URU HELA 5222                 1   0  0     9       BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)
 BURNOUT 88                    2   1  0     7       THE DRUG FIENDS (14)
 BURDEN TOFU 5241              0   2  0     2       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA3 5243                0  1 0 ONE TOO MANY 450     WURM KIN              734  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA3 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TACOS won victory over YUMMY STARDUST in a 2 minute gruesome Title battle.
FOREVER PORCH was demolished by SHOTS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
KLYTIE devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD IDEAS demolished SKILLET LIBEL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TAXES lost to FLUKY FRINDING in a 2 minute fight.
OTOAHHASTIS was bested by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute master vs. amateur upset match.
HEGIRA overpowered INCEST in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DARKBLADE viciously subdued PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
STONER defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
CANNIBIS KEN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE OPIUM ORK overcame BURDEN TOFU in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
BURNOUT was demolished by TOBLERONE in a 2 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  12 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  23 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 734 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      TACOS 5091                 16   9  1  105 ONE TOO MANY (450)
PARRY-STRIKE     KLYTIE 5158                15   5  1   90 SOUL WARRIORS (159)
LUNGING ATTACK   SHOTS 5088                 13  12  3   89 ONE TOO MANY (450)
SLASHING ATTACK  FOREVER PORCH 5173          9   8  1   67 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
AIMED BLOW       SKILLET LIBEL 5217          9   4  0   44 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHOTS 5088.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
THE OPIUM ORK 89.  The ten other most popular fighters were TACOS 5091, OTOAHHASTIS 
5165, DARKBLADE 5236, BURDEN TOFU 5241, YUMMY STARDUST 5172, SHOTS 5088, KLYTIE 5158, 
STONER 92, BAD IDEAS 5109, and TAXES 5133.

The least popular fighter this week was TOBLERONE 5238.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BURNOUT 88, INCEST 5235, DA3 5243, SKILLET LIBEL 5217, FOREVER PORCH 
5173, CANNIBIS KEN 90, HEGIRA 5233, FLUKY FRINDING 5175, TAXES 5133, and BAD IDEAS 
5109.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KLYTIE (38-5158) SOUL WARRIORS (159)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS  (388) 
                WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS  (359) 
                      FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE  (36) 
                       8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR  (1651) 
                  CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (2759) 
                   REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907  (1855) 
                       SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A  (2337) 
                 BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11  (4888) 
                BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1  (5005) 
                      LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX  (4438) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes