DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/29/2015    Duedate: 11/11/2015

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-736

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TACOS
ONE TOO MANY (450)
(38-5091) [18-9-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FOREVER PORCH                  GARY
TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)            STAR PRAIRIE (462)
(38-5173) [10-9-2,122]         (38-5197) [2-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TACOS                          GARY
ONE TOO MANY (450)             STAR PRAIRIE (462)
(38-5091) [18-9-1,117]         (38-5197) [2-1-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ONE TOO MANY (450)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)         53
2. SOUL WARRIORS (159)         26      WHAT? (412)
3. STAR PRAIRIE (462)          19      Unchartered Team
4. WHAT? (412)                 10
5. THE DRUG FIENDS (14)         0      STAR PRAIRIE (462)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WHAT? (412)                8   5  0 61.5   1/ 2 ONE TOO MANY (450)        8  5 1
 2/ 2 SOUL WARRIORS (159)      446 328 16 57.6   2/ 1 SOUL WARRIORS (159)       8  7 0
 3/ 3 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)       52  40  3 56.5   3/ 3 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)       7  8 1
 4- 4*THE DRUG FIENDS (14)       6   5  0 54.5   4/ 5*STAR PRAIRIE (462)        4  2 0
 5/ 5 ONE TOO MANY (450)        68  61 11 52.7   5- 4*THE DRUG FIENDS (14)      3  1 0
 6/ 7*STAR PRAIRIE (462)         5   5  0 50.0   6/ 6*BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)  1  2 0
 7/ 6*BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)   6   7  0 46.2   7/ 7 WHAT? (412)               1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
CLIFFHOME brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, SOUL WARRIORS, since 
ONE TOO MANY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see FOREVER PORCH win a fight and gain 47 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, GARY beat BUBYRD and BUBYRD lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, CLIFFHOME may be getting bland, as TACOS 
stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling 
you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, CLIFFHOME?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  CLIFFHOME, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
SOUL WARRIORS the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it 
looks like STAR PRAIRIE avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be 
losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  BUBYRD was challenged more times this turn than the 
Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for CLIFFHOME's 
morgue.  More variety.  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, SHOTS 
of ONE TOO MANY has added the final loss to his 14-12-4.  Tee hee!  The bigger they 
are, as they say.  And what I say is that FOREVER PORCH had better watch out for ONE 
TOO MANY, seeing as SHOTS felled it this turn.  We're all going to die in the end, so 
why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the CLIFFHOME arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TACOS 5091                   18   9  1   117       ONE TOO MANY (450)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOREVER PORCH 5173           10   9  2   122       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAD IDEAS 5109               14   8  1    84       ONE TOO MANY (450)
 YUMMY STARDUST 5172          11   8  1    83       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKILLET LIBEL 5217           11   4  0    63       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEGIRA 5233                   5   4  0    51       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
 FLUKY FRINDING 5175          10   9  0    45       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
 TAXES 5133                    8   6  2    43       ONE TOO MANY (450)
 OTOAHHASTIS 5165              9  13  0    40       SOUL WARRIORS (159)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARY 5197                     2   1  0    33       STAR PRAIRIE (462)
 DARKBLADE 5236                5   3  0    29       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
-PEPPER 5198                   2   0  0    26       STAR PRAIRIE (462)
 TOBLERONE 5238                4   2  0    25       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
 INCEST 5235                   3   5  0    25       WHAT? (412)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUBYRD 5232                   3   2  0    21       BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)
 PENELOPE 5245                 1   0  0    20       SOUL WARRIORS (159)
-CANNIBIS KEN 90               1   1  0    13       THE DRUG FIENDS (14)
-HIPPSTER 5234                 1   0  0    13       STAR PRAIRIE (462)
-ABLE 5221                     1   0  0    13       BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)
-STONER 92                     1   2  0    12       THE DRUG FIENDS (14)
-FLASHWIT 5225                 1   1  0    10       BOOK OF THE FALLEN (465)
-THE OPIUM ORK 89              2   1  0     9       THE DRUG FIENDS (14)
-BURNOUT 88                    2   1  0     7       THE DRUG FIENDS (14)
 BURDEN TOFU 5241              1   3  0     6       TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
-DERF 5201                     0   2  0     6       STAR PRAIRIE (462)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHOTS 5088             14 13 4 ONE TOO MANY 450     FOREVER PORCH 5173    736   
COREY 5220              0  1 0 STAR PRAIRIE 462     SHEWISH GIANT         736  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COREY was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GARY outwaited BUBYRD in a exciting 8 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
TACOS demolished YUMMY STARDUST in a 1 minute bloody uneven Title fight.
SHOTS was butchered by FOREVER PORCH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD IDEAS subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
HEGIRA was viciously subdued by SKILLET LIBEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
FLUKY FRINDING bested OTOAHHASTIS in a popular 1 minute competition.
TAXES overcame TOBLERONE in a action packed 1 minute melee.
DARKBLADE vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
INCEST vanquished BURDEN TOFU in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PENELOPE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  26 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  12 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 736 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      TACOS 5091                 18   9  1  117 ONE TOO MANY (450)
SLASHING ATTACK  FOREVER PORCH 5173         10   9  2  122 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
LUNGING ATTACK   YUMMY STARDUST 5172        11   8  1   83 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
AIMED BLOW       SKILLET LIBEL 5217         11   4  0   63 TMM KNOCKOFFS (458)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TACOS 5091.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GARY 5197.  The ten other most popular fighters were SKILLET LIBEL 5217, BAD IDEAS 
5109, TAXES 5133, TACOS 5091, DARKBLADE 5236, COREY 5220, HEGIRA 5233, FLUKY FRINDING 
5175, OTOAHHASTIS 5165, and INCEST 5235.

The least popular fighter this week was BUBYRD 5232.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BURDEN TOFU 5241, TOBLERONE 5238, SHOTS 5088, YUMMY STARDUST 5172, 
PENELOPE 5245, FOREVER PORCH 5173, INCEST 5235, OTOAHHASTIS 5165, FLUKY FRINDING 
5175, and HEGIRA 5233.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TACOS (38-5091) ONE TOO MANY (450)