DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/31/2004 Duedate: 02/27/2004
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-191
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ZOOLANDER
WITLESS WONDERS (419)
(39-3523) [12-6-1,141]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ZOOLANDER SKULK
WITLESS WONDERS (419) CHEAP SHOTS (426)
(39-3523) [12-6-1,141] (39-3603) [4-0-0,63]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MYRON NAGEL ZOOLANDER
THE MIDDLE WAY (385) WITLESS WONDERS (419)
(39-3316) [23-20-0,89] (39-3523) [12-6-1,141]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHEAP SHOTS (426)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WITLESS WONDERS (419) 43
2. CHEAP SHOTS (426) 38 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)
3. ATMAN PROJECT (391) 33 Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 18
5. FIVE FELINES (190) 0 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*CHEAP SHOTS (426) 23 4 0 85.2 1/ 1*CHEAP SHOTS (426) 10 2 0
2/ 2 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379) 132 79 7 62.6 2/ 2 WITLESS WONDERS (419) 8 3 0
3/ 3 WITLESS WONDERS (419) 39 28 1 58.2 3/ 4 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379) 8 7 0
4- 4 OPHIDIAN ORDER (328) 133 104 6 56.1 4/ 5 ATMAN PROJECT (391) 7 8 2
5- 6 BLUE DIAMONDS (237) 29 31 4 48.3 5- 6 BLUE DIAMONDS (237) 3 0 1
6/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 124 145 6 46.1 6- 7 OPHIDIAN ORDER (328) 3 1 0
7- 8*FIVE FELINES (190) 20 25 1 44.4 7- 3*FIVE FELINES (190) 2 3 0
8/ 9 ATMAN PROJECT (391) 35 49 3 41.7 8/ 8 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 1 14 1
9-10 THE CATS (427) 25 37 3 40.3 9-10 THE CATS (427) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon XOCHITHLAN,
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Those betting on FIVE FELINES lost their
shirt, as FIVE FELINES lost their fighting abilities: 0-0-0. The arena was more
crowded than usual this time, as LAHRS ENNY faced XOCHITHLAN's Duelmaster. Those who
hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by LAHRS ENNY, of CRIMINAL ELEMENT, who
despite a 15-11-0 couldn't overcome XOCHITHLAN's Number 1. Word has it one team in
XOCHITHLAN is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet
it works.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so
did the "warriors" in XOCHITHLAN avoid FIVE FELINES. Like a pup with its tail
between its legs, ATMAN PROJECT scurried away from FIVE FELINES. Oh, the shame! If
challenges were horses, MYRON NAGEL could open up a fast food joint! Them's the
breaks, GIB HOLGIN. Expecting fair challenges from CHEAP SHOTS is evidently too much
to ask. Warriors of XOCHITHLAN! Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base
challenge of EYE RAISE? SKULK challenged MYSTI MIENER! Who says CHEAP SHOTS are
just a bunch of wimps! SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS kept its wits as it won victory over
MYSTI MIENER.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A
certain tavern in XOCHITHLAN would I avoid!
Leave me now, you base fools! As the seasons change, and the creatures of the
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Do not despair! I
shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZOOLANDER 3523 12 6 1 141 WITLESS WONDERS (419)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAMMY FAYE 3520 13 5 0 106 WITLESS WONDERS (419)
LAHRS ENNY 3400 15 11 0 97 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)
-TIGER 3629 9 6 0 93 THE CATS (427)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MYRON NAGEL 3316 23 20 0 89 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
DAMOK 3538 9 9 0 75 WITLESS WONDERS (419)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKULK 3603 4 0 0 63 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOMEY CIDE 3594 7 3 1 56 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)
-SILVERTOOTH 3360 7 3 2 51 BLUE DIAMONDS (237)
-ANACONDA 3382 7 2 0 50 OPHIDIAN ORDER (328)
ULRIK VORN 3556 10 8 1 49 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
LUMINOUS NIGHT 3340 8 11 1 47 ATMAN PROJECT (391)
MYSTI MIENER 3578 7 6 1 42 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)
-LATE KNIGHT 3359 5 5 1 39 BLUE DIAMONDS (237)
-BLACK ADDER 3373 7 3 0 38 OPHIDIAN ORDER (328)
EYE RAISE 3604 6 0 0 36 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
SMIRK 3606 4 1 0 35 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
CHUCKLE 3602 5 1 0 34 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WARRIOR NO 3417 4 3 0 31 ATMAN PROJECT (391)
-IRONWOLF 1845 5 9 0 30 BLUE DIAMONDS (237)
-QUICKSTRIKE 3380 6 4 0 29 BLUE DIAMONDS (237)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHIFTING LION 3427 5 1 1 28 ATMAN PROJECT (391)
IGNORE 3605 4 2 0 28 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PROUD PANTHER 1454 3 4 0 21 FIVE FELINES (190)
SPOKEN SECRET 3634 2 0 1 17 ATMAN PROJECT (391)
TYSON 3592 0 2 0 16 WITLESS WONDERS (419)
-BIG BOBCAT 3614 2 0 0 13 FIVE FELINES (190)
-SEA SNAKE 3609 1 0 0 13 OPHIDIAN ORDER (328)
-PYTHON 3608 1 0 0 13 OPHIDIAN ORDER (328)
A. SALT 3610 2 2 0 12 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)
-LARGE LYNX 3613 2 0 0 10 FIVE FELINES (190)
CLEO 3570 0 1 0 9 WITLESS WONDERS (419)
-CUNNING COUGAR 3615 1 1 0 8 FIVE FELINES (190)
GIB HOLGIN 3611 1 4 0 7 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-BOA 3595 1 3 0 6 OPHIDIAN ORDER (328)
YOLANA X 3631 1 3 0 6 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-JUST JAGUAR 3616 1 1 0 6 FIVE FELINES (190)
-PANTHER 3618 0 3 0 3 THE CATS (427)
QUIA RAYNE 3636 0 2 0 2 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED NOMAD 8 0 1 0 1 ULRIK VORN 3556 191 NONE
COCONUT COOLY 3428 0 6 0 ATMAN PROJECT 391 WOOD GOLEM 26 191 NONE
STREET SCUM 3633 1 2 0 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 379 SPOKEN SECRET 3634 191
SELA TIMM 3537 9 9 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 385 LUMINOUS NIGHT 3340 189
WALLEN YO 3576 5 6 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 385 HOMEY CIDE 3594 187 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
All -- I'm back. Well I never left but I did get quiet. Well I'm going to try to get
more active in tHE personal ads again. -- Fizban
Cheap Shots -- Nice start in our fine city. Keep up the good work and give me my top
team slot back. -- Fizban
Zoolander -- Well you got away with killing Berg Lori. I couldn't get Lahrs into the
Challenger Champs quick enough. He probably could beat Zoo anyway but maybe we'll see
very soon. -- Fizban
Myron -- My old teammates told me you were a good teacher. They didn't lie. Thank
you. -- Lahrs Enny
Ulrik Vorn -- The skills were expected the win was a pleasant surprise. Thank you. --
Homey Cide
Yolana -- Wow my first win ever and the manner in which I won. Hard to believe I'm
named after a violent crime. -- A. Salt
Panther -- That's what you get for mingling with rabble like me. -- Street Scum
Gib -- Yes it was, wasn't it? And I consider myself the epitome of cheap shottedness.
Thank you for the compliment and all the wins, Bud. -- Eye Raise (along with an acute
smirk)
Silvertooth -- You are a difficult one to ignore, and I wish I had. I seldom
compliment anyone, but that was very well done, you cad! -- Ignore of Cheap Shots
Cunning Cougar -- I like your name -- at least the first part. I also liked the win.
Hah, hah. -- Chuckle of Cheap Shots
All -- May the Arizona Face have presented you with significant reasons for remorse
and despair. -- All us Cheap Shots
Lahrs Enny -- You're grateful for the crowd's acclaim? What are you, some kind of
insecure wimp? The crowd doesn't know from beans, or maybe even peas. You've got to
please YOURSELF, nobody else. Well, except me, of course. -- Myron Nagel
Homey Cide -- You are disgusting little pipsqueak. An insolent upstart! You will
regret your intemperate behavior. -- Ulrik Vorn, not an elf to be trifled with
Eye Raise -- I was GOING to slit your throat while you were looking at the sky for
inspiration or whatever, but the damned arenamaster STOPPED me. I hate that. -- Gib
Holguin
A. Salt -- I suppose I should throw you over my left shoulder to avert bad luck, but
(grunt) I can't seem to do it. -- Yolana X
Spoken Secret -- Oh, cheese, that is SOOO too much! An oh-fer turn, and they're going
to blame ME, and then Crysalis will fight, and they're going to blame us for THAT,
too. Gods. -- Quia Rayne
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COCONUT COOLY was dealt death by WOOD GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SKULK devastated MYSTI MIENER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LAHRS ENNY was viciously subdued by ZOOLANDER in a 4 minute Challenge Title match.
HOMEY CIDE viciously subdued LUMINOUS NIGHT in a popular 6 minute Challenge fight.
EYE RAISE devastated GIB HOLGIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SPOKEN SECRET savagely slew STREET SCUM in a 3 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
TAMMY FAYE savagely defeated MYRON NAGEL in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.
DAMOK lost to ENEMY ARCHER in a action packed 2 minute gory expert's fight.
ULRIK VORN assassinated CAPTURED NOMAD in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
SMIRK overpowered TYSON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided match.
IGNORE was viciously subdued by WARRIOR NO in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
SHIFTING LION devastated YOLANA X in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHUCKLE handily defeated QUIA RAYNE in a 3 minute uneven fight.
A. SALT defeated CLEO in a action packed 3 minute beginner's struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 7 - 0 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 7 - 1 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 14 - 1 59 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 20 - 1 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 17 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 17 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 17 - 2 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 15 - 1 38 |
Turn 191 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ZOOLANDER 3523 12 6 1 141 WITLESS WONDERS (419)
PARRY-STRIKE LAHRS ENNY 3400 15 11 0 97 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)
PARRY-LUNGE MYRON NAGEL 3316 23 20 0 89 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
BASHING ATTACK SKULK 3603 4 0 0 63 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
LUNGING ATTACK ULRIK VORN 3556 10 8 1 49 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
SLASHING ATTACK MYSTI MIENER 3578 7 6 1 42 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)
TOTAL PARRY SMIRK 3606 4 1 0 35 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MYRON NAGEL 3316. The most popular warrior this
turn was ZOOLANDER 3523. The ten other most popular fighters were LUMINOUS NIGHT
3340, TAMMY FAYE 3520, HOMEY CIDE 3594, WARRIOR NO 3417, SPOKEN SECRET 3634, CLEO
3570, DAMOK 3538, TYSON 3592, QUIA RAYNE 3636, and COCONUT COOLY 3428.
The least popular fighter this week was YOLANA X 3631. The other ten least popular
fighters were GIB HOLGIN 3611, MYSTI MIENER 3578, A. SALT 3610, CHUCKLE 3602, IGNORE
3605, MYRON NAGEL 3316, STREET SCUM 3633, SHIFTING LION 3427, SMIRK 3606, and ULRIK
VORN 3556.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
ZOOLANDER (39-3523) WITLESS WONDERS (419)