DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/04/2006    Duedate: 12/01/2006

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-227

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHUCKLE
CHEAP SHOTS (426)
(39-3602) [19-2-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHUCKLE                        POSITION IS EMPTY
CHEAP SHOTS (426)              
(39-3602) [19-2-0,114]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

QUIA RAYNE                     MAELSTROM FURY
THE MIDDLE WAY (385)           THE MYRMIDON (424)
(39-3636) [14-24-0,103]        (39-3589) [14-10-1,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHEAP SHOTS (426)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHEAP SHOTS (426)           31
2. THE MIDDLE WAY (385)         7      CHEAP SHOTS (426)
3. THE MYRMIDON (424)           2      Unchartered Team

                                       FOURTH REICH (389)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CHEAP SHOTS (426)         67  15  0 81.7   1/ 1 CHEAP SHOTS (426)         8  3 0
 2/ 2 THE MYRMIDON (424)        54  48  4 52.9   2/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)      8  7 0
 3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)     211 228  9 48.1   3/ 3 THE MYRMIDON (424)        6  9 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for XOCHITHLAN.  One team deserves special 
mention 'cause they moved up 0 after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, THE MIDDLE WAY!  MVP 
award for SNEAK?  CHEAP SHOTS' proud of her after beating XYOKOR YAHL and getting 18 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  XYOKOR YAHL's match with SNEAK cost him a loss 
of 9 points!  Like, MAELSTROM FURY must be pretty gutsy!  He challenged the 
Duelmaster from CHEAP SHOTS.  Does this guy have a death wish or what!  This 
Duelmaster is like something else!  CHUCKLE stopped MAELSTROM FURY dead in his 
tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!  
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  THE MIDDLE WAY was XOCHITHLAN's most avoided team.  
Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are CHEAP SHOTS?  THE 
MIDDLE WAY, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Like, is IGNORE popular, or what?  It was challenged the most in all of 
XOCHITHLAN!  It's got a 10-7-0, is that good?  For sure, I was holding my breath when 
I found out AKRAM AL' ABBAS challenged MORI NEB.  After all, haven't THE MYRMIDON and 
THE MIDDLE WAY had a long standing duel in XOCHITHLAN?  It wasn't a spectacular 
fight, or anything, but MORI NEB wants me to write about it since she overcame AKRAM 
AL' ABBAS.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All XOCHITHLAN ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (MORI NEB vs. AKRAM 
AL' ABBAS, that is.) What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  XOCHITHLAN is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHUCKLE 3602                 19   2  0   114       CHEAP SHOTS (426)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUIA RAYNE 3636              14  24  0   103       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
 BELLE COR 3720               12   7  1    97       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
 MAELSTROM FURY 3589          14  10  1    94       THE MYRMIDON (424)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OPARA PERSI 3670             14  14  0    84       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
 SMIRK 3606                   13   6  0    79       CHEAP SHOTS (426)
 ADRASAI SIREN 3585           13   6  1    67       THE MYRMIDON (424)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EYE RAISE 3604                9   0  0    63       CHEAP SHOTS (426)
 KARIDA NAHID 3582             8   4  0    60       THE MYRMIDON (424)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IGNORE 3605                  10   7  0    51       CHEAP SHOTS (426)
 MORI NEB 3728                11   4  0    48       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IDIOT BOX 3581                3   8  1    30       THE MYRMIDON (424)
 AKRAM AL' ABBAS 3580          1   7  1    28       THE MYRMIDON (424)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNEAK 3766                    1   0  0    18       CHEAP SHOTS (426)
 XYOKOR YAHL 3767              1   1  0     4       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
WENDAL XOKI 3727       6  7 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 385    AKRAM AL' ABBAS 3580  225 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

No DM Column; you guys ain't worth it. -- Chuckle

Belle Cor -- Why thank you; thank you very much, Bimbo. -- Smirk

Belle Quin -- Sorry, but our Cheap Shots DO NOT drink your cheap wine. -- Cheap Shot
Management

Noachian -- Hang in there.  Our guys need the laughs. -- Cheap Shot Management

Idiot Box -- I smirked and chuckled and raised my eyebrows and basically ignored your
challenge.  Understand? -- Ignore

Karida Nahid -- Yes, well...I guess skills are good to have, too.  (sigh)  You're
going to make us really work for our victories now, aren't you? -- Mori Neb

Chuckle -- Bah, it's you, laughing like a hyena. -- Belle Cor

Smirk -- Think I'd put up with that TODAY?  Listen, I've got a headache, and people
are very CAREFUL around me when I'm out of sorts.  And I am.  The only sort I've got
left is short-tempered. -- Quia Rayne

Adrasai Siren -- You do shriek like one, that's the truth.  Makes me wish I'd cut
your throat or something, you know?  My ears may never be the same. -- Opara Persi

Well!  Here's an amazing thing, the Rirorni Deserter is actually Rirorni!  How could
the Commission have slipped up on that? -- Xyokor Yahl

Adrasai Siren -- Just to put you off guard. -- Mori Neb

Karida Nahid -- Damn straight! -- Opara Persi
P.S.  I don't like being hit.

Noachian -- I guessed.  Glad to have you here. -- Jorja

5 October 2006
*Turf War IV Rules*

     Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created to compete in the Turf War! However, to participate, each alliance must:
     A.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM
         47) newsletter.
Captains are responsible for:
     a.  verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance;
     b.  distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
Managers must:
     a.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Gift Certificate to participate to:
          Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM 47 -- North Fork, or
          Rick Stringer
          13 St. Michael's CT
          Elkton, MD 21921
     b.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance
         they will be fighting under in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
Rules:
     1.  No scoring will begin until a Gift Cert is received.  No exceptions.
     2.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare and be verified by the
         Captain of the alliance he/she has claimed for;
     3.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  NO multiple aliases please.
         Violations will result in disqualification.
     4.  The contest will begin on the turn following the January F2F and run for 12
         turns.
     5.  The turn  a declaration and verification will begin the scoring process.
     6.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 10 of the Turf
         War 5.
     7.  For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions.
Scoring:
                  Win     Loss     Kill     Die
Challenge          +2      -2       +5       -5
Match-Up           +1      -1       +1       -5
Bloodfeud          +2      -5       +5      -10
Champion           x2      x2       x2       x2
Downchallenge     -10      xx      -10       xx
Dark Arena        +10      -5       xx       xx
Special Scoring:
     a.  Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 2 points (team mentions only!)
     b.  Each Style Master is worth 2 points.
     c.  Duelmaster Throne is worth 2 points
Champions:
     a.  Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory.  If declared, the Champion
         must be in the Adepts or lower brackets on the turn they are declared
         without having gone above the Adepts bracket at any time...including
         transferred teams.  (I'll be watching for this occurrence!)
Bloodfeuds:
     a.  Bloodfeuds count for all four (4) turns.  However, the same warrior may not
         be used all four turns.  4 turns means 4 separate warriors.  A penalty of
         -10 will be given to the team who violates this.
Special Conditions:
     a.  I reserve the right for all final decisions.
     b.  If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2.
     c.  If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong, I'll subtract points at the rate of
         x10.
     d.  Each alliance begins with zero (0) points.
     e.  Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty
         (this means a warrior with 0 FE).
     f.  TVs won after the contest begins gain a 25 point one time score once the
         tourney reports are posted in the NL.
     g.  TCs won after the contest begins gain a 50 point one time score with the
         same conditions as noted for TVs.
     h.  NO switching alliance once verified by an alliance that a team has declared
         for.
     i.  Only 7 teams are permitted per alliance for the Turf War 5.
PRIZES:
     Turf Wars are a "Winner Takes All" type contest.  All prizes and 100% of the RU
Certs will be given to the Captain of the winning alliance and it is his/her
responsibility to give these to the alliance membership.
     I have requested from RSI the following:
     a.  renaming of the orth Fork (DM 47) arena;
     b.  renaming of Dark Arena Monsters;
     c.  known favourite rhythms for one warrior on each team of the winning
         alliance.  This warrior would be in the Initiates or above brackets on the
         last turn of the Turf War (they must have at least one arena fight to
         receive this award).
               Baphomet, Host of TW5
Special Note:  A downchallenge is considered from a higher bracket to a lower
bracket.  Same bracket, more recognition points?  Not a downchallenge!

20 October 2006
In accordance with those rules set forth by the Lady of the Realm, I hereby announce
the formation of a small group of managers calling themselves "The Outsiders".  The
group consists of the following members:
     Doc LeGrande
     Apex
     Street Legal
     Carnage
     Ghoti
     Roadkill
     Valamond
     This group has only one rule.  Respect the play of the managers of this
alliance.  We have no worries about not playing by the rules set forth by others.  We
fight the way we like, and all those in this group appreciate what tools each manager
brings.  We have managers from the Delarquan, Andorian and Free Blade regions.  We
have managers that focus on the tournament arenas, and we have those that focus on
the regular city arenas.  We have those in our ranks that fight with honor and
respect for all, and we have those that have a bloodlust that cannot be quenched.
     Our goal is simple.  To create a ensemble of managers that will show their
prowess in the land of Alastari, and to bring a new level of competition to all those
that share the sands with our warriors.  Our warriors are many throughout the land.
We have no home arena.  We have no pacts we abide by.  Our fighters range from
Mordant to Talcama, from Lapur to Lyratilan, Aruak City to Valamantis, the Primus
arena to Talahya, and many more arenas throughout the land.
     Whether we are sought out or ignored makes no difference to us.  We are what we
are.  We fight how we fight.  And we do it however we wish.  We have no rules.  We
have no leader or ruler.  Be prepared.  We are.

20 October 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire respond thus to the Avengers of the Light:
Where are you?  EACH AND EVERY Dark Knight can be found in arenas 31 and 52.  Your
pretty words mean less than nothing if you won't fight.  EVERY Dark Knight is more
than willing to back up their talk.  So...we give you three turns in either 31 or 52,
REPEAT 31 or 52 to show up or shut up.  If you don't show we'll let all of Alastari
know the Avengers are indeed cowards! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

2 November 2006
I received a Gift Certificate from someone.  I'm assuming it's for entry into the
Turf War 5.  Whoever sent this to me...please email me at rbaphomets@yahoo.com.
Thanks.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAELSTROM FURY was devastated by CHUCKLE in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
SMIRK was savagely defeated by BELLE COR in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
AKRAM AL' ABBAS was defeated by MORI NEB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
QUIA RAYNE devastated ELITE ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
OPARA PERSI bested KARIDA NAHID in a popular 1 minute duel.
ADRASAI SIREN viciously subdued HIDDEN ARCHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
IGNORE defeated IDIOT BOX in a dull 5 minute melee.
XYOKOR YAHL was vanquished by SNEAK in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  2      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         6 -   3 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  18 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  11 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 227 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CHUCKLE 3602               19   2  0  114 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
WALL OF STEEL    BELLE COR 3720             12   7  1   97 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
LUNGING ATTACK   MAELSTROM FURY 3589        14  10  1   94 THE MYRMIDON (424)
SLASHING ATTACK  ADRASAI SIREN 3585         13   6  1   67 THE MYRMIDON (424)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is QUIA RAYNE 3636.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAELSTROM FURY 3589.  The ten other most popular fighters were BELLE COR 3720, 
QUIA RAYNE 3636, OPARA PERSI 3670, MORI NEB 3728, ADRASAI SIREN 3585, KARIDA NAHID 
3582, SNEAK 3766, CHUCKLE 3602, AKRAM AL' ABBAS 3580, and SMIRK 3606.

The least popular fighter this week was IDIOT BOX 3581.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were IGNORE 3605, XYOKOR YAHL 3767, SMIRK 3606, AKRAM AL' ABBAS 3580, 
CHUCKLE 3602, SNEAK 3766, KARIDA NAHID 3582, ADRASAI SIREN 3585, MORI NEB 3728, and 
OPARA PERSI 3670.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MAELSTROM FURY (39-3589) THE MYRMIDON (424)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                       TONY TWILO (5-4525) of HOUSE OF PANCAKES
                           MARCIE (36-6076) of MER DE NOMS
                          WAR EAGLE (55-3289) of DRAGONFYRE
                         WIPEY (82-12634) of UNJUSTLY RENAMED 
                           FORMIDABLE (82-17495) of F-TROOP 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes