DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/19/2007 Duedate: 06/15/2007
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-234
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SMIRK
CHEAP SHOTS (426)
(39-3606) [19-7-0,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SMIRK MRS. POTATOE HEAD
CHEAP SHOTS (426) DREW'S BOYS (448)
(39-3606) [19-7-0,108] (39-3793) [4-0-0,53]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OPARA PERSI OPARA PERSI
THE MIDDLE WAY (385) THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
(39-3670) [18-17-0,95] (39-3670) [18-17-0,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHEAP SHOTS (426)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DREW'S BOYS (448) 40
2. CHEAP SHOTS (426) 28 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 11 Unchartered Team
DREW'S BOYS (448)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*DREW'S BOYS (448) 9 1 1 90.0 1/ 2 CHEAP SHOTS (426) 7 3 0
2/ 2 CHEAP SHOTS (426) 85 21 0 80.2 2/ 3*DREW'S BOYS (448) 5 0 1
3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 224 250 9 47.3 3/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 5 10 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
And the Duelmaster Column for the month is...a listing of the birth stats of all
the Cheap Shots.
ST 5,11,13,13,19
CN 6,11,15,16,19
SZ 7,10,10,15,16
WT 3, 5, 7,13,17
WL 9,11,15,18,19
SP 8, 9,12,14,21
DF 7, 7, 7,12,20
Cheap, huh? What did you expect, Bumbinos?!
Smirk, Duelmaster (of course)
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. We now have a new top team for all of you guys
to dogpile on. CHEAP SHOTS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep
it. Advancing in the rankings was DREW'S BOYS who went from last turn's 6-1-0, to
this week's record of 9-1-1. Hey everybody, watch out for MRS. POTATOE HEAD, who
flew up 28 points in the rankings after mashing MORI NEB like a melon. Keep your eye
on this gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. MORI NEB
was beat by MRS. POTATOE HEAD and drops 3 points. Going for the gusto and coming up
with aught but bloody knuckles was THE MIDDLE WAY's OPARA PERSI, who was turned away
from the Duelmastership by SMIRK. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get
a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that DREW'S BOYS was most
avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of DREW'S BOYS' warriors,
I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch CHEAP SHOTS' act in the
arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from DREW'S BOYS.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SMIRK 3606 19 7 0 108 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OPARA PERSI 3670 18 17 0 95 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EYE RAISE 3604 10 0 0 79 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IGNORE 3605 12 10 0 60 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MRS. POTATOE HEAD 3793 4 0 0 53 DREW'S BOYS (448)
-SNEAK 3766 4 2 0 51 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
MORI NEB 3728 14 8 0 50 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STINKY PETE 3790 3 0 1 31 DREW'S BOYS (448)
SHRUG 3768 4 0 0 30 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARMY MUN 3794 2 1 0 16 DREW'S BOYS (448)
XYOKOR YAHL 3767 3 6 0 15 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
DEELA ELLIS 3796 1 0 0 9 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RENNOR SIMM 3784 0 4 0 4 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RIRORNI CHIEFTAIN 3 0 1 0 1 STINKY PETE 3790 234 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Belle Cor -- Hah! I besmirked you! -- Smirk (smirking)
Opera -- You are one rotten, no-good, dirty, despicable thing! Yeah! -- Ignore
Rennor Simm -- We have to keep meeting this way. -- Shrug
Shape up or ship out, Cheap jots! -- Cheap Shot Management (with hands in the till)
Smirk -- (smirk) Like I care! -- Belle Cor
Ignore? I didn't notice him. I wouldn't have noticed him if I'd stepped on his
face. -- Opara Persi
If King Feyen is paying for this Rirorni Janissaries to replace his army, he's losing
money on the deal. -- Mori Neb
Stinky Pete -- Phew! You're a snoot-full and no mistake. Yuck. -- Xyokor Yahl
Shrug? Like I care. -- Rennor Simm
20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date. If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com). For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SMIRK unbelievably bested OPARA PERSI in a 7 minute master's Title fight.
EYE RAISE handily defeated RIRORNI OFFICER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MORI NEB was vanquished by MRS. POTATOE HEAD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
XYOKOR YAHL was overpowered by SHRUG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STINKY PETE butchered RIRORNI CHIEFTAIN in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
RENNOR SIMM was defeated by ARMY MUN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's struggle.
DEELA ELLIS overcame RIRORNI DESERTER in a action packed 1 minute beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 8 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 234 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SMIRK 3606 19 7 0 108 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE OPARA PERSI 3670 18 17 0 95 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
BASHING ATTACK EYE RAISE 3604 10 0 0 79 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
AIMED BLOW MRS. POTATOE HEAD 3793 4 0 0 53 DREW'S BOYS (448)
WALL OF STEEL MORI NEB 3728 14 8 0 50 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OPARA PERSI 3670. The most popular warrior this
turn was OPARA PERSI 3670. The ten other most popular fighters were ARMY MUN 3794,
DEELA ELLIS 3796, EYE RAISE 3604, MRS. POTATOE HEAD 3793, SHRUG 3768, RENNOR SIMM
3784, SMIRK 3606, STINKY PETE 3790, MORI NEB 3728, and XYOKOR YAHL 3767.
The least popular fighter this week was XYOKOR YAHL 3767. The other ten least
popular fighters were MORI NEB 3728, STINKY PETE 3790, SMIRK 3606, RENNOR SIMM 3784,
SHRUG 3768, MRS. POTATOE HEAD 3793, EYE RAISE 3604, DEELA ELLIS 3796, ARMY MUN 3794,
and OPARA PERSI 3670.