DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/16/2007 Duedate: 07/13/2007
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-235
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SMIRK
CHEAP SHOTS (426)
(39-3606) [20-7-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SMIRK MRS. POTATOE HEAD
CHEAP SHOTS (426) DREW'S BOYS (448)
(39-3606) [20-7-0,113] (39-3793) [5-0-0,55]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OPARA PERSI OPARA PERSI
THE MIDDLE WAY (385) THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
(39-3670) [18-18-0,97] (39-3670) [18-18-0,97]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 57
2. CHEAP SHOTS (426) -1 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
3. DREW'S BOYS (448) -9 Unchartered Team
DREW'S BOYS (448)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 CHEAP SHOTS (426) 86 23 0 78.9 1/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 7 8 0
2/ 1*DREW'S BOYS (448) 10 3 1 76.9 2/ 2*DREW'S BOYS (448) 6 2 1
3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 228 251 9 47.6 3/ 1 CHEAP SHOTS (426) 6 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Why write a column? You all knew I would be here. You all KNOW I will be here
on the throne until I decide to retire. So why a column, I ask? Indeed, I am not
wasting any more time....
Smirk (smirking significantly at everyone)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of XOCHITHLAN. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Nothing is certain
in XOCHITHLAN, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new
top team--THE MIDDLE WAY. THE MIDDLE WAY had cause to celebrate, after RENNOR SIMM
got 18 points by beating RIRORNI WOMAN. SNEAK certainly had a baffled expression on
hers face, after losing to NATIVE LOOTER and losing 8 points in the process! Those
who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by OPARA PERSI, of THE MIDDLE WAY,
who despite a 18-18-0 couldn't overcome XOCHITHLAN's Number 1. Word has it one team
in XOCHITHLAN is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Perhaps the warriors of THE MIDDLE WAY
should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of CHEAP SHOTS, so did that sorry team shy from THE
MIDDLE WAY Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene?
Whatever it is, MRS. POTATOE HEAD is the most challenged warrior. SHRUG challenged
MRS. POTATOE HEAD! Who says CHEAP SHOTS are just a bunch of wimps! SHRUG of CHEAP
SHOTS kept its wits as it was overcame by MRS. POTATOE HEAD.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SMIRK 3606 20 7 0 113 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OPARA PERSI 3670 18 18 0 97 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EYE RAISE 3604 10 0 0 79 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IGNORE 3605 12 10 0 60 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
MORI NEB 3728 15 8 0 58 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MRS. POTATOE HEAD 3793 5 0 0 55 DREW'S BOYS (448)
SNEAK 3766 4 3 0 43 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHRUG 3768 4 1 0 32 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
XYOKOR YAHL 3767 4 6 0 28 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
STINKY PETE 3790 3 1 1 28 DREW'S BOYS (448)
DEELA ELLIS 3796 2 0 0 25 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RENNOR SIMM 3784 1 4 0 22 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
ARMY MUN 3794 2 2 0 8 DREW'S BOYS (448)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Opara -- That was just like I expected. Ignore just is not good enough for you. I
want you all to myself. -- Smirk
Xyokor -- That's a name? Get with it, middle monkey! And, by the way, learn to
fight. -- Shrug
Ho hum. Make that 10. -- Eye Raise
Cheap Shots -- What!? Drew's Boys have a much better record? Unacceptable! Get 'em
or get out. -- Cheap Shots Management
Note to self for future reference: Today's sentence is "The fight begins amid the
crowd's approval." Right smack in the middle of it. That'll give 'em something to
grin about, once we start laying around us with the blades. Ha! -- Jorja and the
Middle Way
Smirk -- I couldn't help laughing at the bugs caught in your teeth. Smirking a
little too widely there, buster brown. -- Opara Persi
Mrs. Potatoe Head -- So maybe I made a career error, and maybe I didn't, but "Potato
Salad Chef" is not a viable alternate. Never think it! -- Mori Neb
Shrug? Like I care. -- Xyokor Yahl
P.S. So you've had this personal before from a teammate of mine. So what?
Army Mun -- What I was TOLD (not by my manager, but she isn't here today) was that we
needed to "build your confidence so you'd stay". Gah. What about MY confidence?
What if *I* decide not to stay? Did Gabby (our team's first graduate, Gabria Hand)
ever think about THAT? This constant losing just to build the confidence of others
is just HECK on my morale. -- Rennor Simm the Depressed
Rirorni Deserter? How many years ago was that? I mean, doesn't he get time off for
good behavior? -- Deela Ellis
Deela Ellis -- Well, what did you expect? I deserted from the Rirorni war effort
fifteen years ago, I'm OLD now. I'm tired. -- Chegadal, Rirorni Conscientious
Objector
Stinky Pete -- That seems...extreme. -- Chegadal, Rirorni Conscientious Objector
Eye Raise -- (eyebrow knit of annoyance) Infernal golem! -- Hulagei, Rirorni Officer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHRUG was bested by MRS. POTATOE HEAD in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SMIRK luckily beat OPARA PERSI in a popular 6 minute gruesome veteran's Title melee.
MORI NEB devastated STINKY PETE in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
SNEAK was subdued by NATIVE LOOTER in a 2 minute competition.
XYOKOR YAHL devastated ARMY MUN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
RENNOR SIMM overpowered RIRORNI WOMAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DEELA ELLIS overpowered RIRORNI WOMAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 7 - 0 68 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 235 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SMIRK 3606 20 7 0 113 CHEAP SHOTS (426)
WALL OF STEEL MORI NEB 3728 15 8 0 58 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
AIMED BLOW MRS. POTATOE HEAD 3793 5 0 0 55 DREW'S BOYS (448)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OPARA PERSI 3670. The most popular warrior this
turn was OPARA PERSI 3670. The ten other most popular fighters were XYOKOR YAHL
3767, MRS. POTATOE HEAD 3793, MORI NEB 3728, SNEAK 3766, ARMY MUN 3794, RENNOR SIMM
3784, DEELA ELLIS 3796, SHRUG 3768, SMIRK 3606, and STINKY PETE 3790.
The least popular fighter this week was STINKY PETE 3790. The other ten least
popular fighters were SMIRK 3606, SHRUG 3768, DEELA ELLIS 3796, RENNOR SIMM 3784,
ARMY MUN 3794, SNEAK 3766, MORI NEB 3728, MRS. POTATOE HEAD 3793, XYOKOR YAHL 3767,
and OPARA PERSI 3670.