DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/22/2011    Duedate: 02/18/2011

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-282

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIMOR UNRED
THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
(39-3842) [14-11-0,79]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TIMOR UNRED                    RIPPLE CAUSER
THE MIDDLE WAY (385)           PROPHETIC OMENS (458)
(39-3842) [14-11-0,79]         (39-3869) [4-0-1,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FALLON GRIMM                   FALLON GRIMM
THE MIDDLE WAY (385)           THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
(39-3847) [12-8-0,47]          (39-3847) [12-8-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PROPHETIC OMENS (458)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PROPHETIC OMENS (458)       61
2. CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)      12      CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)
3. SAVAGE CREW (457)            0      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY (385)       -11
5. DINO SORES! (459)          -15      PROPHETIC OMENS (458)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SAVAGE CREW (457)          1   0  0  100   1/ 2*PROPHETIC OMENS (458)     9  5 2
 2/ 2*PROPHETIC OMENS (458)     17   7  2 70.8   2/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)      7  6 0
 3/ 3 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)   242 151 12 61.6   3/ 3*DINO SORES! (459)         4  5 0
 4/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)     332 375 11 47.0   4/ 4 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)    3  1 0
 5/ 4*DINO SORES! (459)          4   5  0 44.4   5- 5*SAVAGE CREW (457)         1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 328): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 626): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 281): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 303): PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 297): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 284): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 264): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 256): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 232): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 233): LILAS KEEPER of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 48): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 230): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 328): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 326): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 281): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 303): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 297): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 284): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 264): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 256): BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 232): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 233): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 48): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 230): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 328): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 297): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                                      THE LION KING of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                                      ITHYIC THING of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
                          (turn 296): MEDEE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 232): ANASTASIA of MYSTERIOUS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     You see how it goes, Pat?  I had the style advantage, and I end up with the
title.  Not because I'm a golem--and believe me when I say that the Commission's
determination that I'm a golem came as a shock.  I have heard people say that golems,
um, "us" golems, are supposed to be superior for some one task.  Maybe so, but nobody
tells you ahead of time what that task IS.  I knew one golem-guy, he went round and
round with various people, and it finally turned out he was designed to be a can
opener!  Fat lot of good that does, when cans haven't been invented yet!
     Well, enough rambling, this'll do for a column.
     Good fight, Pat Riside.

                                   Timor Unred

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in XOCHITHLAN a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets 
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can 
make the difference, as THE MIDDLE WAY is pushed out of top team by PROPHETIC OMENS, 
who came from 2nd with a 4-1-0 this turn.  And let's see, RIPPLE CAUSER fought UDARN 
VOYL and gained 25 points and contributed to PROPHETIC OMENS' 4-1-0.  UDARN VOYL has 
lost to RIPPLE CAUSER, falling 22 points, while helping make THE MIDDLE WAY a 2-2-0 
turn.  Defending his title for another turn, TIMOR UNRED kept XOCHITHLAN's warrior, 
ELITE ASSASSIN, from claiming the throne.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I 
hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Swinging Aardvark 
until they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
DINO SORES!'s warrior STEG-O-SORE.  More fighters challenged her than challenged the 
Duelmaster!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their 
enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in XOCHITHLAN, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMOR UNRED 3842             14  11  0    79       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUITA ROSALA 3846            11   9  0    77       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAT RISIDE 3856               8   5  0    57       CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIPPLE CAUSER 3869            4   0  1    52       PROPHETIC OMENS (458)
 FALLON GRIMM 3847            12   8  0    47       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UDARN VOYL 3872               4   1  0    30       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
 CRATOR'S CAUSE 3868           4   1  1    29       PROPHETIC OMENS (458)
 SWIRLS AND ARCS 3870          5   0  0    24       PROPHETIC OMENS (458)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WORLD BRINK 3867              1   4  0    21       PROPHETIC OMENS (458)
 TANK-LOSAURUS 3876            2   0  0    12       DINO SORES! (459)
 MISTY FORM 3871               3   2  0    11       PROPHETIC OMENS (458)
 BOB 3877                      0   2  0     8       DINO SORES! (459)
 TERROR-DACTYL 3875            1   1  0     7       DINO SORES! (459)
-BILIK BO 3864                 1   0  0     7       SAVAGE CREW (457)
 STEG-O-SORE 3873              1   1  0     4       DINO SORES! (459)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
T-WRECKS 3874           0  1 0 DINO SORES! 459      RIPPLE CAUSER 3869    281   
ZINGALO AAK 3878        0  1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 385   CRATOR'S CAUSE 3868   281   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Zingalo Aak -- I saw your mouth open and you saying Aak and naturally assumed you
wanted me to perform some dental work.  How was I to know that you were trying to
introduce yourself? -- Crator's Cause

T-Wrecks -- In the area I grew up in, if you had a cyst or infestation of some kind
(prehistoric or otherwise), you lanced it.  Especially any type of T-virus.  We all
know what that will turn you into. -- Ripple Causer

Bob -- Did you really think you could get a handle on me?  I'm full of dashes and
dots.  You know, like you probably saw right at the end of your age. -- Swirls and
Arcs

Terror-Dactyl -- If only the tide had held just a little longer, but alas, I faded.
-- Misty Form

Tank-Losarus -- I just didn't have it in me that time.  Just one more step toward
catastrophe!  You must be hoping for a polar shift. -- World Brink

     Aren't we having one?

They tell me I fought Ellanseis the Wonderful, Elite Assassin.  I didn't care for the
experience. -- Quita Rosala

The Captured Nomad is a golem?  This whole "it must be a golem" business is getting
out of hand. -- Fallon Grimm

It didn't do the Rirorni Horseman the least bit of good to try to bring his horse
into the arena, and when the horse is barred, well, all that's left is the man.  He
was insufficient. -- Udarn Voyl

Crator's Cause -- Aak! -- Ghost of Zingalo Aak
P.S.  I think I should be insulted, because I didn't appear on the Dead Warriors
listing for this team, and I *am* a dead warrior.

World Brink -- Well, if you weren't needed for prophecy, you, too, could settle down
to good beer.  Is this bad? -- Udarn Voyl

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WORLD BRINK devastated STEG-O-SORE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CRATOR'S CAUSE vanquished TERROR-DACTYL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TIMOR UNRED subdued ELITE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute Title fight.
QUITA ROSALA won victory over RIRORNI OFFICER in a 3 minute brawl.
UDARN VOYL was devastated by RIPPLE CAUSER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FALLON GRIMM was subdued by PAT RISIDE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
SWIRLS AND ARCS won victory over BOB in a exciting 3 minute amateur's fight.
MISTY FORM was outwaited by TANK-LOSAURUS in a dull 15 minute novice's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   1 -  1      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  21 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 282 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TIMOR UNRED 3842           14  11  0   79 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
WALL OF STEEL    QUITA ROSALA 3846          11   9  0   77 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
TOTAL PARRY      PAT RISIDE 3856             8   5  0   57 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (379)
SLASHING ATTACK  RIPPLE CAUSER 3869          4   0  1   52 PROPHETIC OMENS (458)
STRIKING ATTACK  FALLON GRIMM 3847          12   8  0   47 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FALLON GRIMM 3847.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FALLON GRIMM 3847.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOB 3877, TIMOR 
UNRED 3842, QUITA ROSALA 3846, CRATOR'S CAUSE 3868, PAT RISIDE 3856, SWIRLS AND ARCS 
3870, WORLD BRINK 3867, RIPPLE CAUSER 3869, STEG-O-SORE 3873, and TERROR-DACTYL 3875.

The least popular fighter this week was TANK-LOSAURUS 3876.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MISTY FORM 3871, UDARN VOYL 3872, TERROR-DACTYL 3875, 
STEG-O-SORE 3873, RIPPLE CAUSER 3869, WORLD BRINK 3867, SWIRLS AND ARCS 3870, PAT 
RISIDE 3856, CRATOR'S CAUSE 3868, and QUITA ROSALA 3846.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVI

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ISRAFEL 3809 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         DARQUE ANGELS