DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/01/2015 Duedate: 08/28/2015
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-341
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SCROOGE MCDUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3719) [14-9-0,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SCROOGE MCDUCK ALPHA EQUULEI
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) EQUULEUS (477)
(39-3719) [14-9-0,107] (39-4104) [1-0-0,10]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WICKED SLICE PARRY-SLICE
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
(39-4083) [9-20-1,67] (39-4078) [8-8-1,51]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 54
2. EQUULEUS (477) 10 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. PARKLAND (473) 6 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BABY (461) 6
5. DARQUE ANGELS (402) 0 EQUULEUS (477)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*EQUULEUS (477) 1 0 0 100 1/ 4 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 7 2 0
2- 1 DARQUE ANGELS (402) 186 102 13 64.6 2/ 1 PARKLAND (473) 7 6 0
3/ 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 213 147 13 59.2 3- 2 DARQUE ANGELS (402) 5 5 1
4/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461) 26 20 2 56.5 4/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461) 5 8 0
5/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 71 71 5 50.0 5/ 6 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 3 4 1
6/ 7 PARKLAND (473) 35 42 2 45.5 6/ 0*EQUULEUS (477) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
It appears Debby Tonte, a spy reporter, is trying to stir things up. Debby
points out I bloodfeuded Nisroch.
A provision in the Red Book allows any teammate of a slain warrior to bloodfeud
the slayer. "Anytime a Bloodfeud is revenged, the honor is noted, and if it goes
unrevenged all four turns, the dishonor is also noted." I opine that a purpose of the
provision can be to give teams latitude in making kills counterproductive. But the
teams need to be their own heroes.
In a personal ad for turn 337, Master Darque said he would, "try harder" to get a
higher kill rate. In a personal ad for turn 338, my team stated, "As the Red Book
puts it, an Initiate could find himself fighting the Duelmaster."
-- Cwm
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, XOCHITHLAN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, PARKLAND, since DUCKS
UNLIMITED took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. DUCKS UNLIMITED
turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn. Any better
than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to
see DUCK DODGERS win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, DUCK DODGERS
beat POOPS THROUGH DIAPER and POOPS THROUGH DIAPER lost 21 points. You're breakin'
my heart. Looks like XOCHITHLAN has some guts at least, CWM the Duelmaster was this
turn's most-challenged warrior. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as
SCROOGE MCDUCK takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh,
heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these
guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
XOCHITHLAN, I am losing what little hope I had in you. ANYWAYUSLICEIT the most
avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like DUCKS
UNLIMITED avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you
ask me. Hmph.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad
to see SWAN and PARKLAND at The Dripping Blade tonight celebrating their bloodfeud
victory over SUPERSLICE. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team
is developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in XOCHITHLAN to get a drink than The Dripping
Blade! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have
too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad to see the back of this place--
Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCROOGE MCDUCK 3719 14 9 0 107 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEKING DUCK 3632 21 11 0 92 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOWARD THE DUCK 3845 11 5 0 88 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
CWM 4044 9 7 2 82 PARKLAND (473)
WICKED SLICE 4083 9 20 1 67 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ZAQIEL 4071 5 3 0 65 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUCK DODGERS 4058 3 0 0 56 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-KOKABIEL 4056 10 6 1 54 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
PARRY-SLICE 4078 8 8 1 51 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
DAISY 4059 10 4 0 44 PARKLAND (473)
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 6 2 0 35 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SAMYAZA 4090 4 3 0 33 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
SWAN 4061 5 8 0 31 PARKLAND (473)
LOUD TOYS 4069 5 4 0 29 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT THE MOM CRY 3888 4 7 1 27 BASH BROS BABY (461)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NISROCH 4112 1 1 1 23 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
CRY BABY 4099 4 2 0 21 BASH BROS BABY (461)
SUPERSLICE 4074 3 2 1 20 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 1 0 0 17 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-GADER'EL 4103 1 3 0 10 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
ALPHA EQUULEI 4104 1 0 0 10 EQUULEUS (477)
DUCK SOUP 4101 0 1 0 7 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
LEA 4113 0 1 0 1 PARKLAND (473)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PIZZA SLICE 4098 0 1 0 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 475 DARK ELF CLERIC 341 NONE
BUTTERFLY 4102 1 2 0 PARKLAND 473 NISROCH 4112 339 REVENGED
POND 4096 1 2 0 PARKLAND 473 SUPERSLICE 4074 340 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Daisy -- You hid my toy and I couldn't find it because it wasn't making noise.
WAAAAAAA! -- Loud Toys
Parry-Slice -- Slicing doesn't help with diapers. -- Poops Through Diapers
Duck Dodgers -- Waaaaa. -- Cry Baby
Ga Ga -- Your name is too hard. -- Not the Mom Cry
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PIZZA SLICE was butchered by DARK ELF CLERIC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SWAN bested SUPERSLICE in a 3 minute veteran vs. beginner Bloodfeud duel.
CWM was demolished by SCROOGE MCDUCK in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
WICKED SLICE was devastated by HOWARD THE DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PEKING DUCK defeated COLLABORATOR in a 3 minute master's match.
PARRY-SLICE viciously subdued LOUD TOYS in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER was overpowered by DUCK DODGERS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DAISY narrowly defeated NOT THE MOM CRY in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
CRY BABY vanquished RIRORNI LOOTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DANGEROUS TOYS defeated LEA in a 3 minute duel.
DUCK SOUP was vanquished by ALPHA EQUULEI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 6 - 1 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 2 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 7 - 2 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 16 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 18 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 18 - 0 38 |
Turn 341 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 3 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SCROOGE MCDUCK 3719 14 9 0 107 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
TOTAL PARRY PEKING DUCK 3632 21 11 0 92 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLASHING ATTACK HOWARD THE DUCK 3845 11 5 0 88 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
PARRY-STRIKE CWM 4044 9 7 2 82 PARKLAND (473)
AIMED BLOW DUCK DODGERS 4058 3 0 0 56 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
WALL OF STEEL DAISY 4059 10 4 0 44 PARKLAND (473)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WICKED SLICE 4083. The most popular warrior this
turn was PARRY-SLICE 4078. The ten other most popular fighters were SCROOGE MCDUCK
3719, HOWARD THE DUCK 3845, LOUD TOYS 4069, DAISY 4059, NOT THE MOM CRY 3888,
DANGEROUS TOYS 4100, SUPERSLICE 4074, DUCK DODGERS 4058, CRY BABY 4099, and ALPHA
EQUULEI 4104.
The least popular fighter this week was DUCK SOUP 4101. The other ten least popular
fighters were LEA 4113, POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891, WICKED SLICE 4083, CWM 4044, PIZZA
SLICE 4098, PEKING DUCK 3632, SWAN 4061, ALPHA EQUULEI 4104, CRY BABY 4099, and DUCK
DODGERS 4058.