DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/21/2015    Duedate: 12/18/2015

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-345

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PEKING DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3632) [24-11-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOWARD THE DUCK                BOBBLETON
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)          NEW ORIGINALS (478)
(39-3845) [14-5-0,106]         (39-4118) [3-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WICKED SLICE                   SCROOGE MCDUCK
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)           DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-4083) [11-22-1,105]        (39-3719) [16-10-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)        29
2. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)        22      DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. EQUULEUS (477)              15      Unchartered Team
4. NEW ORIGINALS (478)          4
5. THE IRON GUARD (480)         0      EQUULEUS (477)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*EQUULEUS (477)             1   0  0  100   1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    10  1 0
 2- 2 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)      69  36  3 65.7   2/ 4*NEW ORIGINALS (478)       6  4 0
 3/ 4 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    223 148 13 60.1   3/ 3 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      6  7 1
 4/ 1*NEW ORIGINALS (478)        6   4  0 60.0   4/ 2 BASH BROS BABY (461)      4  6 0
 5- 3*THE IRON GUARD (480)       3   2  2 60.0   5- 5*THE IRON GUARD (480)      3  2 2
 6/ 5 BASH BROS BABY (461)      33  27  2 55.0   6- 6 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)      2  2 0
 7/ 6 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      80  80  6 50.0   7/ 7*BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      2 12 0
 8/ 7*BOOK OF THOMAS (479)       2  12  0 14.3   8/ 0*EQUULEUS (477)            1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Fred?  Where did Fred come from with a record like that?  Fred?  

Welcome Back, Fred.  Please stop hitting ducks with your weapons so much!

Peking Duck
Ducks Unlimited
4-time Duelmaster of Xochitlan

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for SMOKE STACK, who flew up 19 points in 
the rankings after mashing EUNUCH like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, 
some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  SLY SIR DICER was subdued by 
GAMMA EQUULEI and drops 14 points.  Well, everybody's pal PEKING DUCK moved his 
record to 24-11-0 by defeating ENEMY ARCHER in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and 
gaining 2 recognition points.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a 
day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that UNHOLY AVENGERS was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of UNHOLY AVENGERS' 
warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch DUCKS 
UNLIMITED's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from 
UNHOLY AVENGERS.  And who is this DANGEROUS TOYS you ask, with 25 points and a 3-2-0 
record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  In a mismatch, our friend WICKED SLICE of 
ANYWAYUSLICEIT got heroic notions and challenged SCROOGE MCDUCK.  What did it get 
her?  A 11-22-1 record, that's what.  I heard WICKED SLICE laughed all the way to the 
inn as hers new point total of 105 was posted in the arena.  I guess beating SCROOGE 
MCDUCK really pays!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEKING DUCK 3632             24  11  0   103       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOWARD THE DUCK 3845         14   5  0   106       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 WICKED SLICE 4083            11  22  1   105       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCROOGE MCDUCK 3719          16  10  0    90       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-FRED 280                     18   4  0    79       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
-BATTLENAX 282                13   9  0    79       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUD TOYS 4069                8   5  0    58       BASH BROS BABY (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARRY-SLICE 4078             10  10  1    49       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-DEATHSTROKE 998               5   1  1    42       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888          6   9  1    38       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891     6   2  0    35       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOBBLETON 4118                3   0  0    33       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
 SUPERSLICE 4074               5   4  1    25       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 DANGEROUS TOYS 4100           3   2  0    25       BASH BROS BABY (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG BEN 4119                  2   1  0    23       NEW ORIGINALS (478)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUCK SOUP 4101                1   1  0    22       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-AGAMEMNON 2608                3   0  0    21       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 SMOKE STACK 4123              1   1  0    20       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 GAMMA EQUULEI 4106            1   0  0    15       EQUULEUS (477)
 EUNUCH 4097                   1   1  0    12       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 SLY SIR DICER 4115            2   2  1     9       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-LADY KALAN 4129               1   0  1     9       THE IRON GUARD (480)
-RICHARD RHAL 4131             1   0  0     9       THE IRON GUARD (480)
-MAD MAX 4128                  1   0  1     7       THE IRON GUARD (480)
 TAILWIND 4125                 1   2  0     5       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 PLUTO 4121                    1   2  0     5       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
-AKEILIS DOOMBRINGER 4127      0   1  0     1       THE IRON GUARD (480)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AMAZON GIRL 4137        0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 479   MAD MAX 4128          344   
HEDIES 4146             0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 479   RIVER SPIRIT          345  NONE
ITDIES 4147             0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 479   DARK ELF CHAMPIO      345  NONE
SHEDIES 4145            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 479   DARK ELF MAGE         345  NONE
LADY FEONA 4130         0  1 0 THE IRON GUARD 480   SLY SIR DICER 4115    344   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHEDIES was butchered by DARK ELF MAGE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was slaughtered by RIVER SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ITDIES was easily killed by DARK ELF CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
WICKED SLICE viciously subdued SCROOGE MCDUCK in a 8 minute master's Challenge brawl.
PARRY-SLICE subdued NOT THE MOM CRY in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
DUCK SOUP devastated PLUTO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BOBBLETON devastated DANGEROUS TOYS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PEKING DUCK overcame ENEMY ARCHER in a dull 5 minute expert's Title fight.
HOWARD THE DUCK won victory over ELITE ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
LOUD TOYS vanquished BIG BEN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EUNUCH was overpowered by SMOKE STACK in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SUPERSLICE overpowered TAILWIND in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLY SIR DICER was outwaited by GAMMA EQUULEI in a 13 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  3      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  11 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  14 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 345 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PEKING DUCK 3632           24  11  0  103 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLASHING ATTACK  HOWARD THE DUCK 3845       14   5  0  106 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
LUNGING ATTACK   SCROOGE MCDUCK 3719        16  10  0   90 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
BASHING ATTACK   LOUD TOYS 4069              8   5  0   58 BASH BROS BABY (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WICKED SLICE 4083.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SCROOGE MCDUCK 3719.  The ten other most popular fighters were WICKED SLICE 
4083, HOWARD THE DUCK 3845, PARRY-SLICE 4078, NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, BOBBLETON 4118, 
LOUD TOYS 4069, SMOKE STACK 4123, SUPERSLICE 4074, SLY SIR DICER 4115, and DUCK SOUP 
4101.

The least popular fighter this week was GAMMA EQUULEI 4106.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PEKING DUCK 3632, TAILWIND 4125, BIG BEN 4119, DANGEROUS TOYS 
4100, PLUTO 4121, ITDIES 4147, HEDIES 4146, SHEDIES 4145, EUNUCH 4097, and DUCK SOUP 
4101.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS  (388) 
                WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS  (359) 
                      FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE  (36) 
                       8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR  (1651) 
                  CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (2759) 
                   REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907  (1855) 
                       SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A  (2337) 
                 BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11  (4888) 
                BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1  (5005) 
                      LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX  (4438) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes