DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/12/2016    Duedate: 04/08/2016

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-349

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PEKING DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3632) [28-11-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PEKING DUCK                    BOTTLE ROCKET
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)          BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
(39-3632) [28-11-0,122]        (39-4157) [2-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WICKED SLICE                   SWAN
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)           PARKLAND (473)
(39-4083) [12-24-1,98]         (39-4061) [8-9-0,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BABY (461)        47
2. PARKLAND (473)              39      UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
3. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)        38      Unchartered Team
4. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)       16
5. UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)         5      NEW ORIGINALS (478)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)      79  45  3 63.7   1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    12  3 1
 2/ 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    238 153 14 60.9   2/ 3 PARKLAND (473)           10  5 0
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)      42  35  4 54.5   3/ 5 BASH BROS BABY (461)      7  6 1
 4/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      88  86  6 50.6   4/ 8*BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      6  6 0
 5/ 7 PARKLAND (473)            46  51  2 47.4   5/ 2 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)      6  9 0
 6/ 6*NEW ORIGINALS (478)        8  11  0 42.1   6/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      5  4 0
 7/ 5*OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)     5   9  1 35.7   7/ 6*OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)    4  5 1
 8/ 9*BOOK OF THOMAS (479)       8  18  0 30.8   8/ 7*NEW ORIGINALS (478)       0  6 0
 9- 8*THE DEMON SPAWN (82)       3   8  0 27.3   9- 9*THE DEMON SPAWN (82)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Guess who's back!!!  Just like Chinese food, you think you are done, and minutes 
later, you are back for more.  At least that's what Battlenax found out again last 
turn.   I just can't torture him by giving him yet another loss.  Not that I'm feeling 
generous, but now I'm allowed to challenge Fred!  I can challenge Fred!  Woo Hoo!!!  I 
can challenge Fred!  Woo Hoo!!!  Woo Hoo!!!  I can challenge Fred!  Woo Hoo!!!  Woo 
Hoo!!!  I can challenge Fred!  Woo Hoo!!!  Woo Hoo!!!  I can challenge Fred!  Woo 
Hoo!!!

                                          -- Peking Duck
                                             Ducks Unlimited
                                             9-Time Duelmaster of Xochithlan

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, XOCHITHLAN?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  BOOK OF THOMAS turned their 4-0-0 turn 
into a 4th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get 
put on hit lists.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, 
PARKLAND, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see SUPERSLICE win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, POOPS THROUGH DIAPER beat PARRY-SLICE and PARRY-SLICE lost 14 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, XOCHITHLAN may be getting 
bland, as PEKING DUCK stays top dog in the city.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've 
tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From XOCHITHLAN's 
trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
XOCHITHLAN, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  DUCKS UNLIMITED the most 
avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this 
mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BASH BROS BABY.  Ha ha 
ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, AGAMEMNON was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  FRED was challenged by one of 
ANYWAYUSLICEIT's warriors this turn, with WICKED SLICE having a lead of 16 points 
going into the fight.  This is the sort of thing that makes the price of admission to 
XOCHITHLAN's games worth it!  WICKED SLICE lost to FRED!!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  BASH BROS BABY has cause to pause today, as SICK AND 
LETHARGIC was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, 
I'll wager.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing 
these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in XOCHITHLAN to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have 
too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEKING DUCK 3632             28  11  0   122       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRED 280                     21   5  0   103       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 HOWARD THE DUCK 3845         16   7  0   102       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 WICKED SLICE 4083            12  24  1    98       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 BATTLENAX 282                14  12  0    91       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CWM 4044                     10  10  2    83       PARKLAND (473)
 SUPERSLICE 4074               8   4  1    79       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891     8   2  0    66       BASH BROS BABY (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAISY 4059                   12   6  0    54       PARKLAND (473)
 PARRY-SLICE 4078             11  11  1    52       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUD TOYS 4069               10   7  0    50       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-BOBBLETON 4118                4   0  0    47       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
 SWAN 4061                     8   9  0    46       PARKLAND (473)
 DANGEROUS TOYS 4100           6   3  0    43       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 EUNUCH 4097                   3   2  0    41       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOTTLE ROCKET 4157            2   0  0    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888          6  13  1    32       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-NERVUS ILLNUS 4143            2   0  0    32       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
 SICK AND LETHARGIC 4169       1   0  1    32       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 MERE 4114                     3   1  0    30       PARKLAND (473)
 DUCK SOUP 4101                3   3  0    28       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-THYMIAN ZITH 474              2   0  0    28       THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
 DAISY DUCK 4150               3   1  0    26       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 SIBERIA 4149                  3   1  0    26       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGAMEMNON 2608                5   2  0    23       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 DEATHSTROKE 998               6   3  1    22       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 TAILWIND 4125                 3   3  0    21       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 LEA 4113                      2   3  0    20       PARKLAND (473)
 BLUE DIESEL 4156              1   1  0    18       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 DUCK DYNASTY 4168             2   0  0    16       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 SLY SIR DICER 4115            3   4  1    14       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 BIG BEN 4119                  3   4  0    13       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
 PLUTO 4121                    1   6  0     9       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
 CADAVERUS 4159                1   1  1     7       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
 COLLYWOBBLES 4170             1   0  0     7       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 CRISMUS BONUS 4142            1   2  0     6       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
-SMOKE STACK 4123              1   3  0     6       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 UNSCRUPULUS 4140              1   2  0     6       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
 OVERANXIOUS 4141              0   3  0     3       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
-BELHAGART XTHEL 477           0   2  0     2       THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
-ARCHEVIL VYCCE 475            0   2  0     2       THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
-BARGARATH XTHEL 476           0   2  0     2       THE DEMON SPAWN (82)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RIVER SPIRIT            0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SICK AND LETHARG 4169 349  NONE
EAVEALONIA SHEE 478     1  2 0 THE DEMON SPAWN 82   CADAVERUS 4159        348   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Deathstroke -- Nothing personal, but the boss says I'm to try and take my messes to 
the top. -- Poops through Diaper

Daisy -- I'm as dangerous to flowers as I am little girls. -- Dangerous Toys

Superslice -- I want to play with knives!  Whaaaaaaa! -- Loud Toys

Nervus Illnus -- Next time please let me win.  The boss is looking at me strangely, 
like I'm not his favorite little cute baby. -- Not the Mom Cry
 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SICK AND LETHARGIC butchered RIVER SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WICKED SLICE was outwaited by FRED in a 11 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
HOWARD THE DUCK viciously subdued BATTLENAX in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
DUCK SOUP was devastated by LOUD TOYS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER overpowered PARRY-SLICE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
EUNUCH vanquished DEATHSTROKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PLUTO was overpowered by AGAMEMNON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SLY SIR DICER was overpowered by LEA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BLUE DIESEL won victory over BIG BEN in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
PEKING DUCK outwaited CWM in a dull 13 minute uneven Title fight.
SUPERSLICE overpowered RIRORNI OFFICER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DANGEROUS TOYS was overcome by DAISY in a popular 1 minute bout.
SWAN savagely defeated DAISY DUCK in a 6 minute master vs. amateur match.
NOT THE MOM CRY was demolished by BOTTLE ROCKET in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MERE overcame RIRORNI CHIEFTAIN in a 2 minute conflict.
TAILWIND defeated CRISMUS BONUS in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
UNSCRUPULUS was vanquished by SIBERIA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
OVERANXIOUS was bested by COLLYWOBBLES in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.
CADAVERUS was defeated by DUCK DYNASTY in a 2 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       20 -   5 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         AIMED BLOW        20 -   8 -  1      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  14 -  1      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  14 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  23 -  3      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  14 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  15 -  0      32  |

Turn 349 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PEKING DUCK 3632           28  11  0  122 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLASHING ATTACK  HOWARD THE DUCK 3845       16   7  0  102 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
WALL OF STEEL    BATTLENAX 282              14  12  0   91 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUPERSLICE 4074             8   4  1   79 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
LUNGING ATTACK   POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891   8   2  0   66 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BASHING ATTACK   LOUD TOYS 4069             10   7  0   50 BASH BROS BABY (461)
AIMED BLOW       DANGEROUS TOYS 4100         6   3  0   43 BASH BROS BABY (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WICKED SLICE 4083.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SWAN 4061.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOWARD THE DUCK 3845, 
BIG BEN 4119, MERE 4114, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, SICK AND LETHARGIC 4169, POOPS THROUGH 
DIAPER 3891, TAILWIND 4125, CADAVERUS 4159, LOUD TOYS 4069, and EUNUCH 4097.

The least popular fighter this week was PEKING DUCK 3632.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FRED 280, OVERANXIOUS 4141, UNSCRUPULUS 4140, NOT THE MOM CRY 
3888, DAISY DUCK 4150, CWM 4044, SLY SIR DICER 4115, PLUTO 4121, DEATHSTROKE 998, and 
DUCK SOUP 4101.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes