DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/12/2016 Duedate: 04/08/2016
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-349
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PEKING DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3632) [28-11-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PEKING DUCK BOTTLE ROCKET
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
(39-3632) [28-11-0,122] (39-4157) [2-0-0,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WICKED SLICE SWAN
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) PARKLAND (473)
(39-4083) [12-24-1,98] (39-4061) [8-9-0,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BABY (461) 47
2. PARKLAND (473) 39 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
3. BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 38 Unchartered Team
4. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 16
5. UNHOLY AVENGERS (51) 5 NEW ORIGINALS (478)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51) 79 45 3 63.7 1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 12 3 1
2/ 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 238 153 14 60.9 2/ 3 PARKLAND (473) 10 5 0
3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461) 42 35 4 54.5 3/ 5 BASH BROS BABY (461) 7 6 1
4/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 88 86 6 50.6 4/ 8*BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 6 6 0
5/ 7 PARKLAND (473) 46 51 2 47.4 5/ 2 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51) 6 9 0
6/ 6*NEW ORIGINALS (478) 8 11 0 42.1 6/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 5 4 0
7/ 5*OH THOSE ROMANS! (482) 5 9 1 35.7 7/ 6*OH THOSE ROMANS! (482) 4 5 1
8/ 9*BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 8 18 0 30.8 8/ 7*NEW ORIGINALS (478) 0 6 0
9- 8*THE DEMON SPAWN (82) 3 8 0 27.3 9- 9*THE DEMON SPAWN (82) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Guess who's back!!! Just like Chinese food, you think you are done, and minutes
later, you are back for more. At least that's what Battlenax found out again last
turn. I just can't torture him by giving him yet another loss. Not that I'm feeling
generous, but now I'm allowed to challenge Fred! I can challenge Fred! Woo Hoo!!! I
can challenge Fred! Woo Hoo!!! Woo Hoo!!! I can challenge Fred! Woo Hoo!!! Woo
Hoo!!! I can challenge Fred! Woo Hoo!!! Woo Hoo!!! I can challenge Fred! Woo
Hoo!!!
-- Peking Duck
Ducks Unlimited
9-Time Duelmaster of Xochithlan
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, XOCHITHLAN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. BOOK OF THOMAS turned their 4-0-0 turn
into a 4th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get
put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky,
PARKLAND, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see SUPERSLICE win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk,
tsk, POOPS THROUGH DIAPER beat PARRY-SLICE and PARRY-SLICE lost 14 points. You're
breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, XOCHITHLAN may be getting
bland, as PEKING DUCK stays top dog in the city. The Welcome Wench, humph! I've
tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From XOCHITHLAN's
trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
XOCHITHLAN, I am losing what little hope I had in you. DUCKS UNLIMITED the most
avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this
mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was BASH BROS BABY. Ha ha
ha ha! Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, AGAMEMNON was this turn's most challenged
warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. FRED was challenged by one of
ANYWAYUSLICEIT's warriors this turn, with WICKED SLICE having a lead of 16 points
going into the fight. This is the sort of thing that makes the price of admission to
XOCHITHLAN's games worth it! WICKED SLICE lost to FRED!!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. BASH BROS BABY has cause to pause today, as SICK AND
LETHARGIC was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods,
I'll wager. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing
these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in XOCHITHLAN to get a drink than The Welcome
Wench! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have
too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds are getting
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEKING DUCK 3632 28 11 0 122 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRED 280 21 5 0 103 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
HOWARD THE DUCK 3845 16 7 0 102 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
WICKED SLICE 4083 12 24 1 98 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
BATTLENAX 282 14 12 0 91 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CWM 4044 10 10 2 83 PARKLAND (473)
SUPERSLICE 4074 8 4 1 79 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 8 2 0 66 BASH BROS BABY (461)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAISY 4059 12 6 0 54 PARKLAND (473)
PARRY-SLICE 4078 11 11 1 52 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOUD TOYS 4069 10 7 0 50 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-BOBBLETON 4118 4 0 0 47 NEW ORIGINALS (478)
SWAN 4061 8 9 0 46 PARKLAND (473)
DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 6 3 0 43 BASH BROS BABY (461)
EUNUCH 4097 3 2 0 41 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOTTLE ROCKET 4157 2 0 0 33 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
NOT THE MOM CRY 3888 6 13 1 32 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-NERVUS ILLNUS 4143 2 0 0 32 OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
SICK AND LETHARGIC 4169 1 0 1 32 BASH BROS BABY (461)
MERE 4114 3 1 0 30 PARKLAND (473)
DUCK SOUP 4101 3 3 0 28 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-THYMIAN ZITH 474 2 0 0 28 THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
DAISY DUCK 4150 3 1 0 26 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SIBERIA 4149 3 1 0 26 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGAMEMNON 2608 5 2 0 23 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
DEATHSTROKE 998 6 3 1 22 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
TAILWIND 4125 3 3 0 21 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
LEA 4113 2 3 0 20 PARKLAND (473)
BLUE DIESEL 4156 1 1 0 18 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
DUCK DYNASTY 4168 2 0 0 16 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLY SIR DICER 4115 3 4 1 14 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
BIG BEN 4119 3 4 0 13 NEW ORIGINALS (478)
PLUTO 4121 1 6 0 9 NEW ORIGINALS (478)
CADAVERUS 4159 1 1 1 7 OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
COLLYWOBBLES 4170 1 0 0 7 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
CRISMUS BONUS 4142 1 2 0 6 OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
-SMOKE STACK 4123 1 3 0 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
UNSCRUPULUS 4140 1 2 0 6 OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
OVERANXIOUS 4141 0 3 0 3 OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
-BELHAGART XTHEL 477 0 2 0 2 THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
-ARCHEVIL VYCCE 475 0 2 0 2 THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
-BARGARATH XTHEL 476 0 2 0 2 THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RIVER SPIRIT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA SICK AND LETHARG 4169 349 NONE
EAVEALONIA SHEE 478 1 2 0 THE DEMON SPAWN 82 CADAVERUS 4159 348
PERSONAL ADS
Deathstroke -- Nothing personal, but the boss says I'm to try and take my messes to
the top. -- Poops through Diaper
Daisy -- I'm as dangerous to flowers as I am little girls. -- Dangerous Toys
Superslice -- I want to play with knives! Whaaaaaaa! -- Loud Toys
Nervus Illnus -- Next time please let me win. The boss is looking at me strangely,
like I'm not his favorite little cute baby. -- Not the Mom Cry
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SICK AND LETHARGIC butchered RIVER SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WICKED SLICE was outwaited by FRED in a 11 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
HOWARD THE DUCK viciously subdued BATTLENAX in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
DUCK SOUP was devastated by LOUD TOYS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER overpowered PARRY-SLICE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
EUNUCH vanquished DEATHSTROKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PLUTO was overpowered by AGAMEMNON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SLY SIR DICER was overpowered by LEA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BLUE DIESEL won victory over BIG BEN in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
PEKING DUCK outwaited CWM in a dull 13 minute uneven Title fight.
SUPERSLICE overpowered RIRORNI OFFICER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DANGEROUS TOYS was overcome by DAISY in a popular 1 minute bout.
SWAN savagely defeated DAISY DUCK in a 6 minute master vs. amateur match.
NOT THE MOM CRY was demolished by BOTTLE ROCKET in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MERE overcame RIRORNI CHIEFTAIN in a 2 minute conflict.
TAILWIND defeated CRISMUS BONUS in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
UNSCRUPULUS was vanquished by SIBERIA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
OVERANXIOUS was bested by COLLYWOBBLES in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.
CADAVERUS was defeated by DUCK DYNASTY in a 2 minute novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 5 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 20 - 8 - 1 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 14 - 1 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 23 - 3 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 14 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 15 - 0 32 |
Turn 349 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY PEKING DUCK 3632 28 11 0 122 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLASHING ATTACK HOWARD THE DUCK 3845 16 7 0 102 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
WALL OF STEEL BATTLENAX 282 14 12 0 91 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
STRIKING ATTACK SUPERSLICE 4074 8 4 1 79 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
LUNGING ATTACK POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 8 2 0 66 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BASHING ATTACK LOUD TOYS 4069 10 7 0 50 BASH BROS BABY (461)
AIMED BLOW DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 6 3 0 43 BASH BROS BABY (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WICKED SLICE 4083. The most popular warrior this
turn was SWAN 4061. The ten other most popular fighters were HOWARD THE DUCK 3845,
BIG BEN 4119, MERE 4114, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, SICK AND LETHARGIC 4169, POOPS THROUGH
DIAPER 3891, TAILWIND 4125, CADAVERUS 4159, LOUD TOYS 4069, and EUNUCH 4097.
The least popular fighter this week was PEKING DUCK 3632. The other ten least
popular fighters were FRED 280, OVERANXIOUS 4141, UNSCRUPULUS 4140, NOT THE MOM CRY
3888, DAISY DUCK 4150, CWM 4044, SLY SIR DICER 4115, PLUTO 4121, DEATHSTROKE 998, and
DUCK SOUP 4101.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN (610)
THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (345)
HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29 (7305)
SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)
SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D (7689)
COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M (8157)
POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR (1021)
RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS (2304)
ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE (461)
CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)
SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV (4884)
PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7 (741)
T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)
ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)
STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (3373)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes