DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/05/2016    Duedate: 06/16/2016

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-350

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PEKING DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3632) [29-11-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PEKING DUCK                    BIG BEN
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)          NEW ORIGINALS (478)
(39-3632) [29-11-0,126]        (39-4119) [4-4-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WICKED SLICE                   WICKED SLICE
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)           ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
(39-4083) [12-25-1,102]        (39-4083) [12-25-1,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)       31
2. NEW ORIGINALS (478)         24      DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)      13      Unchartered Team
4. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)        13
5. BASH BROS BABY (461)         6      NEW ORIGINALS (478)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)      79  45  3 63.7   1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    11  4 0
 2/ 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    242 154 14 61.1   2/ 2 PARKLAND (473)            8  6 0
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)      44  38  4 53.7   3/ 4*BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      7  5 0
 4/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      89  87  6 50.6   4/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)      7  7 1
 5/ 6*NEW ORIGINALS (478)       10  11  0 47.6   5/ 6 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      6  5 0
 6/ 5 PARKLAND (473)            48  53  2 47.5   6- 5 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)      5  5 0
 7/ 8*BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      10  19  0 34.5   7/ 7*OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)    4  9 1
 8/ 7*OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)     5  13  1 27.8   8/ 8*NEW ORIGINALS (478)       2  4 0
 9- 9*THE DEMON SPAWN (82)       3   8  0 27.3   9- 9*THE DEMON SPAWN (82)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  DUCKS UNLIMITED had cause to celebrate, after DAISY DUCK got 20 points 
by beating LOUD TOYS.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice 
more, after losing 12 points to DAISY DUCK.  (Discrete enough, LOUD TOYS?) PEKING 
DUCK successfully staved off a grab for the roses by WICKED SLICE of ANYWAYUSLICEIT.  
Does XOCHITHLAN have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one team in 
XOCHITHLAN is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of ANYWAYUSLICEIT, alone and unchallenged.  Like 
a pup with its tail between its legs, DUCKS UNLIMITED scurried away from 
ANYWAYUSLICEIT.  Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, LEA is the most challenged warrior.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Q:  What's a record like 10-10-2 get you?  A:  A free trip to the Dark Arena!  This 
week's winner:  CWM of PARKLAND!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will 
pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in XOCHITHLAN is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I 
now bid XOCHITHLAN farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEKING DUCK 3632             29  11  0   126       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOWARD THE DUCK 3845         17   7  0   107       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-FRED 280                     21   5  0   103       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 WICKED SLICE 4083            12  25  1   102       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-BATTLENAX 282                14  12  0    91       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUPERSLICE 4074               8   4  1    79       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891     9   2  0    72       BASH BROS BABY (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAISY 4059                   12   6  0    54       PARKLAND (473)
 DANGEROUS TOYS 4100           7   3  0    53       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-PARRY-SLICE 4078             11  11  1    52       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 EUNUCH 4097                   4   2  0    50       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-BOBBLETON 4118                4   0  0    47       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
 DAISY DUCK 4150               4   1  0    46       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 SWAN 4061                     8  10  0    43       PARKLAND (473)
 MERE 4114                     4   1  0    39       PARKLAND (473)
 LOUD TOYS 4069               10   8  0    38       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888          6  14  1    33       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 BIG BEN 4119                  4   4  0    33       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
-NERVUS ILLNUS 4143            2   0  0    32       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
-THYMIAN ZITH 474              2   0  0    28       THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
-SIBERIA 4149                  3   1  0    26       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 BOTTLE ROCKET 4157            2   1  0    26       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 BLUE DIESEL 4156              2   1  0    24       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AGAMEMNON 2608                5   2  0    23       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 DUCK SOUP 4101                3   4  0    23       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 DUCK DYNASTY 4168             3   0  0    23       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-DEATHSTROKE 998               6   3  1    22       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 LEA 4113                      3   3  0    22       PARKLAND (473)
-TAILWIND 4125                 3   3  0    21       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-SLY SIR DICER 4115            3   4  1    14       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 COLLYWOBBLES 4170             2   0  0    13       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 PLUTO 4121                    2   6  0    13       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
 CADAVERUS 4159                1   2  1     6       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRISMUS BONUS 4142            1   3  0     6       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
 UNSCRUPULUS 4140              1   3  0     6       OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
-SMOKE STACK 4123              1   3  0     6       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-ARCHEVIL VYCCE 475            0   2  0     2       THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
-BELHAGART XTHEL 477           0   2  0     2       THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
-BARGARATH XTHEL 476           0   2  0     2       THE DEMON SPAWN (82)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SICK AND LETHARG 4169   1  1 1 BASH BROS BABY 461   CAPTIVE GIANT         350  NONE
OVERANXIOUS 4141        0  4 0 OH THOSE ROMANS! 482 ARENAMASTER XORO      350  NONE
CWM 4044               10 11 2 PARKLAND 473         BLACK ORC BRIGAN      350  NONE
EAVEALONIA SHEE 478     1  2 0 THE DEMON SPAWN 82   CADAVERUS 4159        348   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CWM was butchered by BLACK ORC BRIGAND in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SICK AND LETHARGIC was dispatched by CAPTIVE GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
OVERANXIOUS was murdered by ARENAMASTER XORON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOTTLE ROCKET was vanquished by EUNUCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DUCK SOUP was overpowered by MERE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CADAVERUS was bested by LEA in a 5 minute gruesome Challenge brawl.
UNSCRUPULUS was defeated by PLUTO in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
PEKING DUCK luckily beat WICKED SLICE in a popular 4 minute master's Title brawl.
HOWARD THE DUCK handily defeated COLLABORATOR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER vanquished SWAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
DANGEROUS TOYS vanquished HIDDEN ARCHER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LOUD TOYS was savagely defeated by DAISY DUCK in a 3 minute melee.
NOT THE MOM CRY was demolished by BIG BEN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BLUE DIESEL bested RIRORNI WOMAN in a 3 minute battle.
CRISMUS BONUS was subdued by COLLYWOBBLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's brawl.
DUCK DYNASTY handily defeated RIRORNI LOOTER in a 3 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       22 -   5 -  0      81  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        20 -   8 -  1      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  14 -  1      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  26 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  16 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  14 -  1      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 350 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PEKING DUCK 3632           29  11  0  126 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLASHING ATTACK  HOWARD THE DUCK 3845       17   7  0  107 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
LUNGING ATTACK   POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891   9   2  0   72 BASH BROS BABY (461)
AIMED BLOW       DANGEROUS TOYS 4100         7   3  0   53 BASH BROS BABY (461)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DAISY DUCK 4150             4   1  0   46 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
STRIKING ATTACK  MERE 4114                   4   1  0   39 PARKLAND (473)
BASHING ATTACK   LOUD TOYS 4069             10   8  0   38 BASH BROS BABY (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WICKED SLICE 4083.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WICKED SLICE 4083.  The ten other most popular fighters were DANGEROUS TOYS 
4100, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891, DAISY DUCK 4150, EUNUCH 4097, 
MERE 4114, LEA 4113, UNSCRUPULUS 4140, PEKING DUCK 3632, and HOWARD THE DUCK 3845.

The least popular fighter this week was NOT THE MOM CRY 3888.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CADAVERUS 4159, DUCK SOUP 4101, BOTTLE ROCKET 4157, OVERANXIOUS 
4141, CWM 4044, CRISMUS BONUS 4142, SWAN 4061, PLUTO 4121, SICK AND LETHARGIC 4169, 
and DUCK DYNASTY 4168.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.