DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/05/2016 Duedate: 06/16/2016
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-350
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PEKING DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3632) [29-11-0,126]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PEKING DUCK BIG BEN
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) NEW ORIGINALS (478)
(39-3632) [29-11-0,126] (39-4119) [4-4-0,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WICKED SLICE WICKED SLICE
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
(39-4083) [12-25-1,102] (39-4083) [12-25-1,102]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 31
2. NEW ORIGINALS (478) 24 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. OH THOSE ROMANS! (482) 13 Unchartered Team
4. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 13
5. BASH BROS BABY (461) 6 NEW ORIGINALS (478)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51) 79 45 3 63.7 1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 11 4 0
2/ 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 242 154 14 61.1 2/ 2 PARKLAND (473) 8 6 0
3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461) 44 38 4 53.7 3/ 4*BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 7 5 0
4/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 89 87 6 50.6 4/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461) 7 7 1
5/ 6*NEW ORIGINALS (478) 10 11 0 47.6 5/ 6 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 6 5 0
6/ 5 PARKLAND (473) 48 53 2 47.5 6- 5 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51) 5 5 0
7/ 8*BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 10 19 0 34.5 7/ 7*OH THOSE ROMANS! (482) 4 9 1
8/ 7*OH THOSE ROMANS! (482) 5 13 1 27.8 8/ 8*NEW ORIGINALS (478) 2 4 0
9- 9*THE DEMON SPAWN (82) 3 8 0 27.3 9- 9*THE DEMON SPAWN (82) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! DUCKS UNLIMITED had cause to celebrate, after DAISY DUCK got 20 points
by beating LOUD TOYS. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice
more, after losing 12 points to DAISY DUCK. (Discrete enough, LOUD TOYS?) PEKING
DUCK successfully staved off a grab for the roses by WICKED SLICE of ANYWAYUSLICEIT.
Does XOCHITHLAN have no one talented enough to dethrone him? Word has it one team in
XOCHITHLAN is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of ANYWAYUSLICEIT, alone and unchallenged. Like
a pup with its tail between its legs, DUCKS UNLIMITED scurried away from
ANYWAYUSLICEIT. Oh, the shame! Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, LEA is the most challenged warrior.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Q: What's a record like 10-10-2 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena! This
week's winner: CWM of PARKLAND! Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will
pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in XOCHITHLAN is the highlight of my life. Keep those
sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I
now bid XOCHITHLAN farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEKING DUCK 3632 29 11 0 126 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOWARD THE DUCK 3845 17 7 0 107 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-FRED 280 21 5 0 103 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
WICKED SLICE 4083 12 25 1 102 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-BATTLENAX 282 14 12 0 91 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUPERSLICE 4074 8 4 1 79 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 9 2 0 72 BASH BROS BABY (461)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DAISY 4059 12 6 0 54 PARKLAND (473)
DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 7 3 0 53 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-PARRY-SLICE 4078 11 11 1 52 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
EUNUCH 4097 4 2 0 50 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-BOBBLETON 4118 4 0 0 47 NEW ORIGINALS (478)
DAISY DUCK 4150 4 1 0 46 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SWAN 4061 8 10 0 43 PARKLAND (473)
MERE 4114 4 1 0 39 PARKLAND (473)
LOUD TOYS 4069 10 8 0 38 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT THE MOM CRY 3888 6 14 1 33 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BIG BEN 4119 4 4 0 33 NEW ORIGINALS (478)
-NERVUS ILLNUS 4143 2 0 0 32 OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
-THYMIAN ZITH 474 2 0 0 28 THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
-SIBERIA 4149 3 1 0 26 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
BOTTLE ROCKET 4157 2 1 0 26 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
BLUE DIESEL 4156 2 1 0 24 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AGAMEMNON 2608 5 2 0 23 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
DUCK SOUP 4101 3 4 0 23 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
DUCK DYNASTY 4168 3 0 0 23 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-DEATHSTROKE 998 6 3 1 22 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
LEA 4113 3 3 0 22 PARKLAND (473)
-TAILWIND 4125 3 3 0 21 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-SLY SIR DICER 4115 3 4 1 14 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
COLLYWOBBLES 4170 2 0 0 13 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PLUTO 4121 2 6 0 13 NEW ORIGINALS (478)
CADAVERUS 4159 1 2 1 6 OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRISMUS BONUS 4142 1 3 0 6 OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
UNSCRUPULUS 4140 1 3 0 6 OH THOSE ROMANS! (482)
-SMOKE STACK 4123 1 3 0 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-ARCHEVIL VYCCE 475 0 2 0 2 THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
-BELHAGART XTHEL 477 0 2 0 2 THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
-BARGARATH XTHEL 476 0 2 0 2 THE DEMON SPAWN (82)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SICK AND LETHARG 4169 1 1 1 BASH BROS BABY 461 CAPTIVE GIANT 350 NONE
OVERANXIOUS 4141 0 4 0 OH THOSE ROMANS! 482 ARENAMASTER XORO 350 NONE
CWM 4044 10 11 2 PARKLAND 473 BLACK ORC BRIGAN 350 NONE
EAVEALONIA SHEE 478 1 2 0 THE DEMON SPAWN 82 CADAVERUS 4159 348
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CWM was butchered by BLACK ORC BRIGAND in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SICK AND LETHARGIC was dispatched by CAPTIVE GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
OVERANXIOUS was murdered by ARENAMASTER XORON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOTTLE ROCKET was vanquished by EUNUCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DUCK SOUP was overpowered by MERE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CADAVERUS was bested by LEA in a 5 minute gruesome Challenge brawl.
UNSCRUPULUS was defeated by PLUTO in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
PEKING DUCK luckily beat WICKED SLICE in a popular 4 minute master's Title brawl.
HOWARD THE DUCK handily defeated COLLABORATOR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER vanquished SWAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
DANGEROUS TOYS vanquished HIDDEN ARCHER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LOUD TOYS was savagely defeated by DAISY DUCK in a 3 minute melee.
NOT THE MOM CRY was demolished by BIG BEN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BLUE DIESEL bested RIRORNI WOMAN in a 3 minute battle.
CRISMUS BONUS was subdued by COLLYWOBBLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's brawl.
DUCK DYNASTY handily defeated RIRORNI LOOTER in a 3 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 5 - 0 81 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 20 - 8 - 1 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 14 - 1 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 26 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 16 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 14 - 1 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 13 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 350 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY PEKING DUCK 3632 29 11 0 126 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLASHING ATTACK HOWARD THE DUCK 3845 17 7 0 107 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
LUNGING ATTACK POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 9 2 0 72 BASH BROS BABY (461)
AIMED BLOW DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 7 3 0 53 BASH BROS BABY (461)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DAISY DUCK 4150 4 1 0 46 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
STRIKING ATTACK MERE 4114 4 1 0 39 PARKLAND (473)
BASHING ATTACK LOUD TOYS 4069 10 8 0 38 BASH BROS BABY (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WICKED SLICE 4083. The most popular warrior this
turn was WICKED SLICE 4083. The ten other most popular fighters were DANGEROUS TOYS
4100, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891, DAISY DUCK 4150, EUNUCH 4097,
MERE 4114, LEA 4113, UNSCRUPULUS 4140, PEKING DUCK 3632, and HOWARD THE DUCK 3845.
The least popular fighter this week was NOT THE MOM CRY 3888. The other ten least
popular fighters were CADAVERUS 4159, DUCK SOUP 4101, BOTTLE ROCKET 4157, OVERANXIOUS
4141, CWM 4044, CRISMUS BONUS 4142, SWAN 4061, PLUTO 4121, SICK AND LETHARGIC 4169,
and DUCK DYNASTY 4168.
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.