DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/07/2016    Duedate: 11/03/2016

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-355

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PEKING DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3632) [33-11-0,150]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PEKING DUCK                    POSITION IS EMPTY
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)          
(39-3632) [33-11-0,150]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PARRY-SLICE                    BOTTLE ROCKET
ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)           BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
(39-4078) [16-11-1,93]         (39-4157) [6-1-1,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)        46
2. BASH BROS BABY (461)         9      DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)        4      Unchartered Team
4. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)         3
5. BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)        0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    248 164 14 60.2   1/ 1 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      9  6 1
 2- 2*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)      5   4  0 55.6   2/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      8  7 1
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)      55  47  5 53.9   3/ 2 BASH BROS BABY (461)      7  5 0
 4/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)     104  97  7 51.7   4- 5*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     5  4 0
 5- 5 NEW ORIGINALS (478)       16  15  0 51.6   5/ 6 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     3  4 0
 6/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      23  27  1 46.0   6- 4 NEW ORIGINALS (478)       2  2 0
 7-10*WORLD BLADES 8 (466)       8  13  0 38.1   7- 9*WORLD BLADES 8 (466)      1  2 0
 8-12*PYXIS (485)                0   2  0  0.0   8-10*PYXIS (485)               0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
XOCHITHLAN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see TAILWIND win a fight and gain 24 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
TAILWIND beat EUNUCH and EUNUCH lost 20 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's 
out with the old, in with the new, as PEKING DUCK takes the Title and last week's bar 
tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Warty Toad, humph!  I've tasted better 
ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From XOCHITHLAN's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  BOOK OF THOMAS was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like 
ANYWAYUSLICEIT avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if 
you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in XOCHITHLAN to get a drink than The Warty 
Toad!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of 
XOCHITHLAN.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEKING DUCK 3632             33  11  0   150       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARRY-SLICE 4078             16  11  1    93       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPERSLICE 4074              11   6  1    89       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 TAILWIND 4125                 7   3  0    83       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 EUNUCH 4097                   8   3  0    70       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOTTLE ROCKET 4157            6   1  1    62       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891     9   3  0    61       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 LOUD TOYS 4069               13  10  0    59       BASH BROS BABY (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIG BEN 4119                  6   6  0    53       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
 DANGEROUS TOYS 4100           9   6  1    48       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888         10  15  1    47       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 COLLYWOBBLES 4170             6   1  0    42       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-BRUNEI 3924                   5   3  0    38       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MANILA 3923                   2   1  0    33       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
-BRAYD HULT 4154               2   0  0    30       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 DAISY DUCK 4150               5   5  0    29       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-PLUTO 4121                    5   7  0    29       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
-JEHTRO DAVICK 4155            2   0  0    27       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 DOESN'T SLEEP 4182            2   0  0    24       BASH BROS BABY (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DUCK DYNASTY 4168             3   1  0    20       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-FERNANDO 4050                 1   1  0    15       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
-SUMP 4117                     1   0  0    11       NEW ORIGINALS (478)
-KGNT CHAMBARD 4151            1   1  0     8       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-MAWRIE RAWSH 4153             0   1  0     7       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-EPSILON PYXIDIS 4177          0   2  0     6       PYXIS (485)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NOT ENOUGH CAKE 4184    0  1 0 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 475   SHAGORNAN HERMIT      355  NONE
BLUE DIESEL 4156        3  5 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 479   DARK ELF CHAMPIO      355  NONE
HE DIES 4185            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 479   SWAMP TROLL           355  NONE
BOBBLETON 4118          4  1 0 NEW ORIGINALS 478    DANGEROUS TOYS 4100   351  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLUE DIESEL was butchered by DARK ELF CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HE DIES was slaughtered by SWAMP TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
NOT ENOUGH CAKE was murdered by SHAGORNAN HERMIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WICKED SLICE was unbelievably bested by PEKING DUCK in a 6 minute Title brawl.
EUNUCH was subdued by TAILWIND in a 1 minute competition.
PARRY-SLICE devastated LOUD TOYS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUPERSLICE devastated COLLABORATOR in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
BOTTLE ROCKET defeated DANGEROUS TOYS in a action packed 1 minute melee.
NOT THE MOM CRY won victory over DAISY DUCK in a 4 minute gruesome duel.
COLLYWOBBLES overpowered RIRORNI JANISSARY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOESN'T SLEEP overpowered RIRORNI DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  11 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        21 -  11 -  2      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  15 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  18 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  30 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 355 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PEKING DUCK 3632           33  11  0  150 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
PARRY-STRIKE     PARRY-SLICE 4078           16  11  1   93 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUPERSLICE 4074            11   6  1   89 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAILWIND 4125               7   3  0   83 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
BASHING ATTACK   BOTTLE ROCKET 4157          6   1  1   62 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
AIMED BLOW       DANGEROUS TOYS 4100         9   6  1   48 BASH BROS BABY (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PARRY-SLICE 4078.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BOTTLE ROCKET 4157.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOT THE MOM 
CRY 3888, SUPERSLICE 4074, DAISY DUCK 4150, TAILWIND 4125, PARRY-SLICE 4078, 
COLLYWOBBLES 4170, DOESN'T SLEEP 4182, PEKING DUCK 3632, EUNUCH 4097, and BLUE DIESEL 
4156.

The least popular fighter this week was DANGEROUS TOYS 4100.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LOUD TOYS 4069, NOT ENOUGH CAKE 4184, HE DIES 4185, BLUE DIESEL 
4156, EUNUCH 4097, PEKING DUCK 3632, DOESN'T SLEEP 4182, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, 
PARRY-SLICE 4078, and TAILWIND 4125.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WICKED SLICE (39-4083) ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVII

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HOCKEY DUCK 937 (52-55-1)              1  3  0         DUCKS UNLIMITED      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DUCK DYNASTY 4168 (3-1-0)              9  3  0         DUCKS UNLIMITED      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EPSILON PYXIDIS 4177 (0-0-0)           1  3  0         PYXIS                

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) 
                 BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) 
                         DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) 
                   TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 
                ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 
                    FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) 
                      DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) 
                       CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) 
                  COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 
                  URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) 
                  SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) 
                      HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) 
                    QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) 
                         CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) 
              THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 
                    THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) 
                 THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) 
                     PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) 
                   SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
                    FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes