DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/19/2017 Duedate: 06/15/2017
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-363
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-3891) [13-4-0,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER PAHM LEIER
BASH BROS BABY (461) BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
(39-3891) [13-4-0,120] (39-4207) [2-1-0,27]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LOUD TOYS PROPHESLICE
BASH BROS BABY (461) ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
(39-4069) [18-13-0,94] (39-4201) [4-2-1,42]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BABY (461)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 79
2. BASH BROS BABY (461) 40 BASH BROS BABY (461)
3. BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 22 Unchartered Team
4. PARKLAND (473) 0
5. WORLD BLADES 8 (466) 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 BASH BROS BABY (461) 79 60 5 56.8 1/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461) 12 3 0
2/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 49 40 4 55.1 2/ 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 10 5 2
3/ 5 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 124 115 9 51.9 3/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 9 6 1
4/ 4*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 12 14 0 46.2 4/ 3*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 3 9 0
5- 6 PARKLAND (473) 59 71 2 45.4 5- 5 PARKLAND (473) 1 4 0
6- 7 WORLD BLADES 8 (466) 10 19 0 34.5 6- 7 WORLD BLADES 8 (466) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail XOCHITHLAN! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for
your deeds. And let's see, IRON CHEF fought RIRORNI WOMAN and gained 16 points and
contributed to ANYWAYUSLICEIT's 5-0-1. MAWRIE RAWSH has lost to OLD GLORY, falling 9
points, while helping make BIG LAKE LUMBER a 0-4-0 turn. Defending his title for
another turn, POOPS THROUGH DIAPER kept BOOK OF THOMAS' warrior, BOTTLE ROCKET, from
claiming the throne. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable
sources that The Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. I also notice that the DUCKS UNLIMITED stable was the most
avoided team this turn. Come on XOCHITHLAN, what are you afraid of? And guess who
avoided DUCKS UNLIMITED stable the most? Believe it or not, it was BASH BROS BABY.
Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was ANYWAYUSLICEIT's warrior
PROPHESLICE. More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. KIMBO SLICE must have surprised ANYWAYUSLICEIT this turn, after they sent
him to the Dark Arena, but the Dark Arena couldn't hold him! A brave warrior does
not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.
Consider well.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Well, I'm burning daylight here in XOCHITHLAN and I've a long road ahead
of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond
the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 13 4 0 120 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 15 8 1 100 BASH BROS BABY (461)
LOUD TOYS 4069 18 13 0 94 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOESN'T SLEEP 4182 8 2 0 88 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BOTTLE ROCKET 4157 11 4 1 81 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-DAISY 4059 14 10 0 79 PARKLAND (473)
EUNUCH 4097 12 7 0 69 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT THE MOM CRY 3888 13 20 1 60 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-SWAN 4061 12 12 0 57 PARKLAND (473)
COLLYWOBBLES 4170 11 4 1 57 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIAMOND DUST 4198 6 1 0 47 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-BRUNEI 3924 6 5 0 43 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
-MERE 4114 5 6 0 43 PARKLAND (473)
PROPHESLICE 4201 4 2 1 42 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
OLD GLORY 4199 5 2 2 40 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
STRATOSPHERE 4197 5 1 0 40 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-MANILA 3923 3 2 0 35 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KIMBO SLICE 4206 1 2 1 33 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
PAHM LEIER 4207 2 1 0 27 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAWRIE RAWSH 4153 1 4 0 23 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-BROOK 4202 2 0 0 17 PARKLAND (473)
-CLIFF 4172 1 5 0 17 PARKLAND (473)
IRON CHEF 4215 1 0 0 16 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-FERNANDO 4050 1 4 0 13 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
MUSASHI 4214 1 0 0 13 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
BRAIN STOEN 4204 2 2 0 8 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JEHTRO DAVICK 4155 2 1 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483 DAISY DUCK 4150 360
KEHVEN TOWER 4208 0 2 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483 BLACK ORC BRIGAN 363 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KGNT CHAMBARD 4151 2 2 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483 PROPHESLICE 4201 361
CAPTIVE GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA KIMBO SLICE 4206 363 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KEHVEN TOWER was butchered by BLACK ORC BRIGAND in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KIMBO SLICE viciously butchered CAPTIVE GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BRAIN STOEN was handily defeated by PROPHESLICE in a 3 minute Bloodfeud match.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER devastated BOTTLE ROCKET in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
DANGEROUS TOYS demolished COLLABORATOR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LOUD TOYS vanquished COLLYWOBBLES in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
DOESN'T SLEEP bested ENEMY ARCHER in a popular 3 minute competition.
NOT THE MOM CRY was handily defeated by EUNUCH in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DIAMOND DUST won victory over PAHM LEIER in a 1 minute duel.
MAWRIE RAWSH was overpowered by OLD GLORY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STRATOSPHERE defeated NATIVE LOOTER in a 2 minute fight.
MUSASHI overpowered RIRORNI LOOTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
IRON CHEF defeated RIRORNI WOMAN in a 2 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 7 - 1 72 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 12 - 1 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 32 - 25 - 2 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 1 30 |
Turn 363 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 13 4 0 120 BASH BROS BABY (461)
AIMED BLOW DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 15 8 1 100 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BASHING ATTACK LOUD TOYS 4069 18 13 0 94 BASH BROS BABY (461)
PARRY-STRIKE DIAMOND DUST 4198 6 1 0 47 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LOUD TOYS 4069. The most popular warrior this turn
was PROPHESLICE 4201. The ten other most popular fighters were DOESN'T SLEEP 4182,
KIMBO SLICE 4206, LOUD TOYS 4069, IRON CHEF 4215, POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891,
DANGEROUS TOYS 4100, EUNUCH 4097, DIAMOND DUST 4198, OLD GLORY 4199, and STRATOSPHERE
4197.
The least popular fighter this week was MAWRIE RAWSH 4153. The other ten least
popular fighters were PAHM LEIER 4207, NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, KEHVEN TOWER 4208,
MUSASHI 4214, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, BOTTLE ROCKET 4157, BRAIN STOEN 4204, STRATOSPHERE
4197, OLD GLORY 4199, and DIAMOND DUST 4198.
PAYMENTS BY CHECK AND MONEY ORDER -- CHANGE
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money order drawn off a non-US bank, even if it is in US Funds. We were just informed
by our bank that the fee to process these checks is $40, which is crazy high!
Many apologies to our foreign players, but you will need to either get a check from a
US bank (Chase, Citigroup, etc.) or pay via credit card.
Armsilbar liked being Master of the Stronghold Academy, all except for one part.
He had to talk to Sheila Greywand at least once a week, usually oftener. She was
getting more erratic. More chaotic. That would be the effect of the Grey Wand. It
was a powerful chaotic artifact, and she kept it with her always. She had turned his
predecessor into a frog--or 164 frogs--and then summoned all the members of the
Academy to a frog-leg dinner. That had been, ah, bad. Yes, very bad.
But here he was entering her chambers. With, well, it couldn't be called GOOD
news. And the look she turned on him--she was in an orcish mood today, all scowling
black brows and bared fangs--that made him nervous. But some things had to be done.
He cleared his throat, which seemed to have a frog in it, and said, "It's about the
next tourney prize, Lady. I know it's more than two months away, but this isn't too
soon to start thinking of some new, exciting prize--"
"I have no intention of thinking about 'new, exciting prizes'," she snapped. Or
was that a snarl? "These managers are getting above themselves. They act like I
created the arena system for their amusement! There will be one standard prize for
all the tourneys. Just one."
He had a horrible vision of all the managers walking out in a mass. Perhaps it
wouldn't be that bad, but it wouldn't be good. And if he said the wrong thing, well,
the next frog-leg dinner might be him. "Er, ah, perhaps a specific prize for each
tourney--a spring prize, a summer prize, and so on? The managers expect--"
She exploded. A literal explosion, the force of the blast blew his hair off.
She said several things in an obsolete dialect of orcish. He stepped backward, then
again. The blast had blown the door open behind him. If he could make it out before
something else happened--
"Ribbit! Ribbit!"