DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/16/2017 Duedate: 07/13/2017
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-364
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-3891) [14-4-0,140]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER PAHM LEIER
BASH BROS BABY (461) BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
(39-3891) [14-4-0,140] (39-4207) [3-1-0,40]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LOUD TOYS POOPS THROUGH DIAPER
BASH BROS BABY (461) BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4069) [18-14-0,79] (39-3891) [14-4-0,140]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BABY (461)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 36
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 31 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. BASH BROS BABY (461) 17 Unchartered Team
4. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 8
5. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) -22 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 255 169 15 60.1 1/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461) 12 3 0
2/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461) 82 62 5 56.9 2/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 9 6 1
3/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 52 42 4 55.3 3/ 2 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 7 8 1
4/ 4*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 15 14 0 51.7 4/ 4*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 4 7 0
5/ 3 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 125 119 9 51.2 5/ 0 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 2 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in XOCHITHLAN! I still haven't told Mom I'm
writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Cut this out and put it
in your scrapbooks, BIG LAKE LUMBER! 'Cause they got 3-0-0 and moved up to 4th! MVP
award for BOTTLE ROCKET? BOOK OF THOMAS' proud of him after beating LOUD TOYS and
getting 21 points. Talk about yer major upsets! LOUD TOYS' match with BOTTLE ROCKET
cost him a loss of 15 points! This Duelmaster is like something else! POOPS THROUGH
DIAPER stopped PEKING DUCK dead in his tracks! I hear the top team insists all their
warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. PARKLAND was
XOCHITHLAN's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? I don't know what
BASH BROS BABY's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from
PARKLAND, that's fer sher. Can BIG LAKE LUMBER's MAWRIE RAWSH be more popular than
me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same? People were asking me
did EUNUCH REALLY challenge DOESN'T SLEEP? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it
sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but DOESN'T SLEEP wants me
to write about it since he overcame EUNUCH. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys
can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 14 4 0 140 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEKING DUCK 3632 34 12 0 130 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 16 8 1 103 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BOTTLE ROCKET 4157 12 4 1 102 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
DOESN'T SLEEP 4182 9 2 0 96 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOUD TOYS 4069 18 14 0 79 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EUNUCH 4097 12 8 0 66 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
NOT THE MOM CRY 3888 13 21 1 61 BASH BROS BABY (461)
OLD GLORY 4199 6 2 2 61 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
DIAMOND DUST 4198 7 1 0 60 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
DAISY DUCK 4150 9 7 1 59 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUCK DYNASTY 4168 5 1 0 49 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
COLLYWOBBLES 4170 11 5 1 45 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PAHM LEIER 4207 3 1 0 40 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
PROPHESLICE 4201 4 3 1 35 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAWRIE RAWSH 4153 2 4 0 31 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
STRATOSPHERE 4197 5 2 0 28 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRON CHEF 4215 2 0 0 23 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
KIMBO SLICE 4206 1 3 1 21 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
JULIE MEIS 4217 1 0 0 15 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-BRAIN STOEN 4204 2 2 0 8 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
MUSASHI 4214 1 1 0 6 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
DUCK BOOTS 4187 0 2 0 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JEHTRO DAVICK 4155 2 1 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483 DAISY DUCK 4150 360 NONE
KGNT CHAMBARD 4151 2 2 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483 PROPHESLICE 4201 361
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EUNUCH was devastated by DOESN'T SLEEP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PROPHESLICE was vanquished by DIAMOND DUST in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MUSASHI was vanquished by MAWRIE RAWSH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER savagely defeated PEKING DUCK in a 4 minute Title fight.
DANGEROUS TOYS vanquished ELITE ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
LOUD TOYS was handily defeated by BOTTLE ROCKET in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COLLYWOBBLES was viciously subdued by DAISY DUCK in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
NOT THE MOM CRY was overpowered by OLD GLORY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
STRATOSPHERE was overpowered by DUCK DYNASTY in a 2 minute uneven match.
KIMBO SLICE was overpowered by PAHM LEIER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DUCK BOOTS was demolished by IRON CHEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JULIE MEIS devastated LONG-RANGE ARCHERS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 8 - 1 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 11 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 32 - 26 - 2 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 - 1 44 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 1 36 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 364 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 14 4 0 140 BASH BROS BABY (461)
TOTAL PARRY PEKING DUCK 3632 34 12 0 130 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
AIMED BLOW DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 16 8 1 103 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BASHING ATTACK BOTTLE ROCKET 4157 12 4 1 102 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PARRY-STRIKE DIAMOND DUST 4198 7 1 0 60 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DAISY DUCK 4150 9 7 1 59 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLASHING ATTACK PAHM LEIER 4207 3 1 0 40 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LOUD TOYS 4069. The most popular warrior this turn
was POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891. The ten other most popular fighters were DIAMOND DUST
4198, DANGEROUS TOYS 4100, DAISY DUCK 4150, OLD GLORY 4199, PEKING DUCK 3632, BOTTLE
ROCKET 4157, STRATOSPHERE 4197, IRON CHEF 4215, DOESN'T SLEEP 4182, and PROPHESLICE
4201.
The least popular fighter this week was DUCK BOOTS 4187. The other ten least popular
fighters were KIMBO SLICE 4206, MUSASHI 4214, EUNUCH 4097, NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, LOUD
TOYS 4069, JULIE MEIS 4217, PAHM LEIER 4207, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, COLLYWOBBLES 4170,
and MAWRIE RAWSH 4153.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS (13)
DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)
WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802 (9245)
CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM (5164)
HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)
EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT (136)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes