DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/16/2017    Duedate: 07/13/2017

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-364

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POOPS THROUGH DIAPER
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-3891) [14-4-0,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POOPS THROUGH DIAPER           PAHM LEIER
BASH BROS BABY (461)           BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
(39-3891) [14-4-0,140]         (39-4207) [3-1-0,40]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LOUD TOYS                      POOPS THROUGH DIAPER
BASH BROS BABY (461)           BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4069) [18-14-0,79]         (39-3891) [14-4-0,140]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS BABY (461)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)       36
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)        31      DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. BASH BROS BABY (461)        17      Unchartered Team
4. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)        8
5. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)       -22      BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    255 169 15 60.1   1/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461)     12  3 0
 2/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461)      82  62  5 56.9   2/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      9  6 1
 3/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      52  42  4 55.3   3/ 2 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      7  8 1
 4/ 4*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     15  14  0 51.7   4/ 4*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     4  7 0
 5/ 3 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)     125 119  9 51.2   5/ 0 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in XOCHITHLAN!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Cut this out and put it 
in your scrapbooks, BIG LAKE LUMBER!  'Cause they got 3-0-0 and moved up to 4th!  MVP 
award for BOTTLE ROCKET?  BOOK OF THOMAS' proud of him after beating LOUD TOYS and 
getting 21 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  LOUD TOYS' match with BOTTLE ROCKET 
cost him a loss of 15 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  POOPS THROUGH 
DIAPER stopped PEKING DUCK dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  PARKLAND was 
XOCHITHLAN's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know what 
BASH BROS BABY's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from 
PARKLAND, that's fer sher.  Can BIG LAKE LUMBER's MAWRIE RAWSH be more popular than 
me?  She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  People were asking me 
did EUNUCH REALLY challenge DOESN'T SLEEP?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it 
sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but DOESN'T SLEEP wants me 
to write about it since he overcame EUNUCH.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891    14   4  0   140       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEKING DUCK 3632             34  12  0   130       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 DANGEROUS TOYS 4100          16   8  1   103       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 BOTTLE ROCKET 4157           12   4  1   102       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 DOESN'T SLEEP 4182            9   2  0    96       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUD TOYS 4069               18  14  0    79       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EUNUCH 4097                  12   8  0    66       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888         13  21  1    61       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 OLD GLORY 4199                6   2  2    61       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 DIAMOND DUST 4198             7   1  0    60       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 DAISY DUCK 4150               9   7  1    59       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUCK DYNASTY 4168             5   1  0    49       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 COLLYWOBBLES 4170            11   5  1    45       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 PAHM LEIER 4207               3   1  0    40       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 PROPHESLICE 4201              4   3  1    35       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAWRIE RAWSH 4153             2   4  0    31       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 STRATOSPHERE 4197             5   2  0    28       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON CHEF 4215                2   0  0    23       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 KIMBO SLICE 4206              1   3  1    21       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 JULIE MEIS 4217               1   0  0    15       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-BRAIN STOEN 4204              2   2  0     8       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 MUSASHI 4214                  1   1  0     6       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 DUCK BOOTS 4187               0   2  0     2       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JEHTRO DAVICK 4155      2  1 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483  DAISY DUCK 4150       360  NONE
KGNT CHAMBARD 4151      2  2 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483  PROPHESLICE 4201      361   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EUNUCH was devastated by DOESN'T SLEEP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PROPHESLICE was vanquished by DIAMOND DUST in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MUSASHI was vanquished by MAWRIE RAWSH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER savagely defeated PEKING DUCK in a 4 minute Title fight.
DANGEROUS TOYS vanquished ELITE ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
LOUD TOYS was handily defeated by BOTTLE ROCKET in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COLLYWOBBLES was viciously subdued by DAISY DUCK in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
NOT THE MOM CRY was overpowered by OLD GLORY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
STRATOSPHERE was overpowered by DUCK DYNASTY in a 2 minute uneven match.
KIMBO SLICE was overpowered by PAHM LEIER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DUCK BOOTS was demolished by IRON CHEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JULIE MEIS devastated LONG-RANGE ARCHERS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -   8 -  1      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  11 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  26 -  2      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  1      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 364 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891  14   4  0  140 BASH BROS BABY (461)
TOTAL PARRY      PEKING DUCK 3632           34  12  0  130 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
AIMED BLOW       DANGEROUS TOYS 4100        16   8  1  103 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BASHING ATTACK   BOTTLE ROCKET 4157         12   4  1  102 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PARRY-STRIKE     DIAMOND DUST 4198           7   1  0   60 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DAISY DUCK 4150             9   7  1   59 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAHM LEIER 4207             3   1  0   40 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LOUD TOYS 4069.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIAMOND DUST 
4198, DANGEROUS TOYS 4100, DAISY DUCK 4150, OLD GLORY 4199, PEKING DUCK 3632, BOTTLE 
ROCKET 4157, STRATOSPHERE 4197, IRON CHEF 4215, DOESN'T SLEEP 4182, and PROPHESLICE 
4201.

The least popular fighter this week was DUCK BOOTS 4187.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KIMBO SLICE 4206, MUSASHI 4214, EUNUCH 4097, NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, LOUD 
TOYS 4069, JULIE MEIS 4217, PAHM LEIER 4207, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, 
and MAWRIE RAWSH 4153.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND  (816) 
                        SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS  (13) 
                    DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60  (654) 
                      PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609  (7525) 
                 WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802  (9245) 
                     CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM  (5164) 
                   HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2  (6034) 
                     EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT  (136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes