DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/14/2017 Duedate: 08/10/2017
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-365
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-3891) [15-4-0,146]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER MAWRIE RAWSH
BASH BROS BABY (461) BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
(39-3891) [15-4-0,146] (39-4153) [3-4-0,52]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LOUD TOYS DANGEROUS TOYS
BASH BROS BABY (461) BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4069) [19-14-0,104] (39-4100) [17-8-1,125]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BABY (461)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BABY (461) 56
2. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 27 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 6 Unchartered Team
4. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 0
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (479) -28 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 257 171 15 60.0 1/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461) 11 4 0
2/ 2 BASH BROS BABY (461) 86 63 5 57.7 2/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 8 7 1
3/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 54 45 5 54.5 3- 3 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 6 4 1
4- 5 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 125 119 9 51.2 4/ 5 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 4 4 0
5/ 4*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 16 16 0 50.0 5/ 4*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 4 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Bwahahahahaha.
Yes, I, a typical 21-15 lunger, beat up on Crip's scum! It'll never happen again so
I'll relish the win as the highlight of my career!
And that is on top of a TV in Initiates! Perhaps I can add a second TV just after my
fight here! More likely I'll be jet-lagged and have a super poor performance.
Hopefully someone changes that diaper though. A long flight with a dirty diaper and
clothes is miserable for everyone!
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for MAWRIE RAWSH, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing
COLLYWOBBLES like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't
pay to walk out on the sands. OLD GLORY was overcame by DUCK DYNASTY and drops 14
points. Well, everybody's pal POOPS THROUGH DIAPER moved his record to 15-4-0 by
defeating VETERAN MERCENARY in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 6 recognition
points. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad DUCKS UNLIMITED? Big bad DUCKS
UNLIMITED. Big bad DUCKS UNLIMITED. XOCHITHLAN's afraid of the big bad DUCKS
UNLIMITED. Tra la la la la! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch BASH BROS BABY's
act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from DUCKS
UNLIMITED. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, PEKING DUCK would be
president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. In a mismatch, our
friend DANGEROUS TOYS of BASH BROS BABY got heroic notions and challenged PEKING
DUCK. What did it get him? A 17-8-1 record, that's what. I heard DANGEROUS TOYS
laughed all the way to the inn as his new point total of 125 was posted in the arena.
I guess beating PEKING DUCK really pays! In a touching display by a 'touched'
warrior, LOUD TOYS went after BOTTLE ROCKET, who was higher by 23 points. Well, when
the dust settled, LOUD TOYS bested BOTTLE ROCKET.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes
and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. See ya
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 15 4 0 146 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEKING DUCK 3632 34 13 0 131 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 17 8 1 125 BASH BROS BABY (461)
LOUD TOYS 4069 19 14 0 104 BASH BROS BABY (461)
DOESN'T SLEEP 4182 10 2 0 98 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOTTLE ROCKET 4157 12 5 1 80 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
DIAMOND DUST 4198 8 1 0 67 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EUNUCH 4097 12 8 0 66 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
DUCK DYNASTY 4168 6 1 0 66 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
DAISY DUCK 4150 10 7 1 65 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
NOT THE MOM CRY 3888 13 22 1 62 BASH BROS BABY (461)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAWRIE RAWSH 4153 3 4 0 52 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
OLD GLORY 4199 6 3 2 47 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
COLLYWOBBLES 4170 11 6 1 40 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PAHM LEIER 4207 3 2 0 36 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PROPHESLICE 4201 4 3 1 35 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
STRATOSPHERE 4197 6 2 1 34 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IRON CHEF 4215 2 0 0 23 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-KIMBO SLICE 4206 1 3 1 21 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-BRAIN STOEN 4204 2 2 0 8 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-MUSASHI 4214 1 1 0 6 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
JULIE MEIS 4217 1 1 0 4 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RIRORNI CHIEFTAI 0 0 0 STRATOSPHERE 4197 365 NONE
KGNT CHAMBARD 4151 2 2 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483 PROPHESLICE 4201 361 NOT REVENGED
DUCK BOOTS 4187 0 3 0 DUCKS UNLIMITED 143 CAPTIVE GIANT 365 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DUCK BOOTS was butchered by CAPTIVE GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DANGEROUS TOYS devastated PEKING DUCK in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
LOUD TOYS demolished BOTTLE ROCKET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PAHM LEIER was devastated by DAISY DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MAWRIE RAWSH overpowered COLLYWOBBLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute Title fight.
DOESN'T SLEEP bested RIRORNI ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute competition.
DIAMOND DUST viciously subdued NOT THE MOM CRY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
OLD GLORY was vanquished by DUCK DYNASTY in a 2 minute uneven fight.
STRATOSPHERE slaughtered RIRORNI CHIEFTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JULIE MEIS was overpowered by RIRORNI DESERTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 8 - 1 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 13 - 1 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 11 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 28 - 2 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 14 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 1 36 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 365 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891 15 4 0 146 BASH BROS BABY (461)
TOTAL PARRY PEKING DUCK 3632 34 13 0 131 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
AIMED BLOW DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 17 8 1 125 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BASHING ATTACK LOUD TOYS 4069 19 14 0 104 BASH BROS BABY (461)
PARRY-STRIKE DIAMOND DUST 4198 8 1 0 67 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DAISY DUCK 4150 10 7 1 65 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLASHING ATTACK PAHM LEIER 4207 3 2 0 36 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LOUD TOYS 4069. The most popular warrior this turn
was DANGEROUS TOYS 4100. The ten other most popular fighters were DOESN'T SLEEP
4182, DIAMOND DUST 4198, MAWRIE RAWSH 4153, POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891, OLD GLORY
4199, LOUD TOYS 4069, DAISY DUCK 4150, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, and NOT
THE MOM CRY 3888.
The least popular fighter this week was PAHM LEIER 4207. The other ten least popular
fighters were BOTTLE ROCKET 4157, PEKING DUCK 3632, DUCK BOOTS 4187, JULIE MEIS 4217,
STRATOSPHERE 4197, NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, DAISY
DUCK 4150, and LOUD TOYS 4069.