DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/14/2017    Duedate: 08/10/2017

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-365

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POOPS THROUGH DIAPER
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-3891) [15-4-0,146]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POOPS THROUGH DIAPER           MAWRIE RAWSH
BASH BROS BABY (461)           BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
(39-3891) [15-4-0,146]         (39-4153) [3-4-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LOUD TOYS                      DANGEROUS TOYS
BASH BROS BABY (461)           BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4069) [19-14-0,104]        (39-4100) [17-8-1,125]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS BABY (461)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BABY (461)        56
2. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)       27      DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)        6      Unchartered Team
4. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)         0
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)       -28      BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    257 171 15 60.0   1/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461)     11  4 0
 2/ 2 BASH BROS BABY (461)      86  63  5 57.7   2/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      8  7 1
 3/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      54  45  5 54.5   3- 3 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      6  4 1
 4- 5 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)     125 119  9 51.2   4/ 5 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     4  4 0
 5/ 4*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     16  16  0 50.0   5/ 4*BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     4  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Bwahahahahaha.

Yes, I, a typical 21-15 lunger, beat up on Crip's scum!  It'll never happen again so 
I'll relish the win as the highlight of my career!

And that is on top of a TV in Initiates!  Perhaps I can add a second TV just after my 
fight here!  More likely I'll be jet-lagged and have a super poor performance.

Hopefully someone changes that diaper though.  A long flight with a dirty diaper and 
clothes is miserable for everyone!

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for MAWRIE RAWSH, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing 
COLLYWOBBLES like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't 
pay to walk out on the sands.  OLD GLORY was overcame by DUCK DYNASTY and drops 14 
points.  Well, everybody's pal POOPS THROUGH DIAPER moved his record to 15-4-0 by 
defeating VETERAN MERCENARY in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 6 recognition 
points.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay. 
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad DUCKS  UNLIMITED?  Big bad DUCKS 
UNLIMITED.  Big bad DUCKS UNLIMITED.  XOCHITHLAN's afraid of the big bad DUCKS 
UNLIMITED.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch BASH BROS BABY's 
act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from DUCKS 
UNLIMITED.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, PEKING DUCK would be 
president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.  In a mismatch, our 
friend DANGEROUS TOYS of BASH BROS BABY got heroic notions and challenged PEKING 
DUCK.  What did it get him?  A 17-8-1 record, that's what.  I heard DANGEROUS TOYS 
laughed all the way to the inn as his new point total of 125 was posted in the arena. 
I guess beating PEKING DUCK really pays!  In a touching display by a 'touched' 
warrior, LOUD TOYS went after BOTTLE ROCKET, who was higher by 23 points.  Well, when 
the dust settled, LOUD TOYS bested BOTTLE ROCKET.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  See ya 
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891    15   4  0   146       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEKING DUCK 3632             34  13  0   131       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 DANGEROUS TOYS 4100          17   8  1   125       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 LOUD TOYS 4069               19  14  0   104       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 DOESN'T SLEEP 4182           10   2  0    98       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOTTLE ROCKET 4157           12   5  1    80       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 DIAMOND DUST 4198             8   1  0    67       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EUNUCH 4097                  12   8  0    66       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 DUCK DYNASTY 4168             6   1  0    66       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 DAISY DUCK 4150              10   7  1    65       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888         13  22  1    62       BASH BROS BABY (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAWRIE RAWSH 4153             3   4  0    52       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 OLD GLORY 4199                6   3  2    47       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 COLLYWOBBLES 4170            11   6  1    40       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 PAHM LEIER 4207               3   2  0    36       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PROPHESLICE 4201              4   3  1    35       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 STRATOSPHERE 4197             6   2  1    34       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IRON CHEF 4215                2   0  0    23       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-KIMBO SLICE 4206              1   3  1    21       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-BRAIN STOEN 4204              2   2  0     8       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-MUSASHI 4214                  1   1  0     6       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 JULIE MEIS 4217               1   1  0     4       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RIRORNI CHIEFTAI        0  0 0                      STRATOSPHERE 4197     365  NONE
KGNT CHAMBARD 4151      2  2 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483  PROPHESLICE 4201      361  NOT REVENGED
DUCK BOOTS 4187         0  3 0 DUCKS UNLIMITED 143  CAPTIVE GIANT         365  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUCK BOOTS was butchered by CAPTIVE GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DANGEROUS TOYS devastated PEKING DUCK in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
LOUD TOYS demolished BOTTLE ROCKET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PAHM LEIER was devastated by DAISY DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MAWRIE RAWSH overpowered COLLYWOBBLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute Title fight.
DOESN'T SLEEP bested RIRORNI ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute competition.
DIAMOND DUST viciously subdued NOT THE MOM CRY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
OLD GLORY was vanquished by DUCK DYNASTY in a 2 minute uneven fight.
STRATOSPHERE slaughtered RIRORNI CHIEFTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JULIE MEIS was overpowered by RIRORNI DESERTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -   8 -  1      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  13 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  11 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  28 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 365 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891  15   4  0  146 BASH BROS BABY (461)
TOTAL PARRY      PEKING DUCK 3632           34  13  0  131 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
AIMED BLOW       DANGEROUS TOYS 4100        17   8  1  125 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BASHING ATTACK   LOUD TOYS 4069             19  14  0  104 BASH BROS BABY (461)
PARRY-STRIKE     DIAMOND DUST 4198           8   1  0   67 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DAISY DUCK 4150            10   7  1   65 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAHM LEIER 4207             3   2  0   36 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LOUD TOYS 4069.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DANGEROUS TOYS 4100.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOESN'T SLEEP 
4182, DIAMOND DUST 4198, MAWRIE RAWSH 4153, POOPS THROUGH DIAPER 3891, OLD GLORY 
4199, LOUD TOYS 4069, DAISY DUCK 4150, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, and NOT 
THE MOM CRY 3888.

The least popular fighter this week was PAHM LEIER 4207.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BOTTLE ROCKET 4157, PEKING DUCK 3632, DUCK BOOTS 4187, JULIE MEIS 4217, 
STRATOSPHERE 4197, NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, DAISY 
DUCK 4150, and LOUD TOYS 4069.