DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/08/2017 Duedate: 10/05/2017
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-367
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PEKING DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3632) [35-14-0,139]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PEKING DUCK POSITION IS EMPTY
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-3632) [35-14-0,139]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DANGEROUS TOYS BOTTLE ROCKET
BASH BROS BABY (461) BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
(39-4100) [19-8-1,130] (39-4157) [13-6-1,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BABY (461)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 33
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 14 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 11 Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 7
5. ROCKYTOP (487) 0 MARAUDERS (397)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*ROCKYTOP (487) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461) 11 4 1
2/ 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 259 175 15 59.7 2/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 6 9 1
3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461) 93 66 6 58.5 3/ 3 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 5 4 0
4/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 58 51 5 53.2 4/ 5 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 5 5 0
5/ 5 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 20 18 0 52.6 5/ 4 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 4 6 0
6/ 6 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475) 130 124 9 51.2 6- 6*ROCKYTOP (487) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
XOCHITHLAN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see EUNUCH win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, EUNUCH
beat LOUD TOYS and LOUD TOYS lost 12 points. You're breakin' my heart. POOPS
THROUGH DIAPER Dark Arena Challenged BLACK ORC BRIGAND for XOCHITHLAN's Title this
turn, and guess what happened? And if variety is the spice of life, XOCHITHLAN may
be getting bland, as POOPS THROUGH DIAPER stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their
fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. BASH BROS BABY, I suppose you'll be glad to know you
were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It
was DUCKS UNLIMITED. Ha ha ha ha! PEKING DUCK was challenged more times this turn
than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Now here's guts
and stupidity all rolled into one, BOTTLE ROCKET challenged up 44 to take on PEKING
DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED. And sure, BOTTLE ROCKET lost alright, but gained 2
recognition for his pains. And pains they may indeed be!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. BASH BROS BABY has cause to pause today,
as POOPS THROUGH DIAPER was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the
best of moods, I'll wager. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the
fate catches up with you sooner that later?
What does the XOCHITHLAN arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show
up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEKING DUCK 3632 35 14 0 139 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 19 8 1 130 BASH BROS BABY (461)
DOESN'T SLEEP 4182 12 2 0 104 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOTTLE ROCKET 4157 13 6 1 90 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
EUNUCH 4097 14 8 0 84 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
DUCK DYNASTY 4168 7 2 0 81 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
LOUD TOYS 4069 19 16 0 73 BASH BROS BABY (461)
DIAMOND DUST 4198 9 2 0 72 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
MAWRIE RAWSH 4153 5 4 0 69 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT THE MOM CRY 3888 14 23 1 66 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-DAISY DUCK 4150 10 8 1 61 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLLYWOBBLES 4170 12 7 1 49 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
OLD GLORY 4199 7 4 2 47 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PROPHESLICE 4201 5 4 1 46 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRATOSPHERE 4197 6 4 1 33 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
JULIE MEIS 4217 3 1 0 32 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-JUSTIN GATLIN 4209 1 0 0 24 ROCKYTOP (487)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAHM LEIER 4207 3 4 0 22 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
IRON CHEF 4215 3 1 0 19 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
MUSASHI 4214 2 2 0 9 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-BRAIN STOEN 4204 2 2 0 8 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KIMBO SLICE 4206 1 5 1 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 475 DARK ELF CHAMPIO 367 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER viciously butchered BLACK ORC BRIGAND in a 2 minute fight.
KIMBO SLICE was slaughtered by DARK ELF CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BOTTLE ROCKET was luckily beaten by PEKING DUCK in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
COLLYWOBBLES was defeated by MAWRIE RAWSH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MUSASHI was demolished by JULIE MEIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DOESN'T SLEEP vanquished RIRORNI OFFICER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DANGEROUS TOYS beat DUCK DYNASTY in a 2 minute brawl.
LOUD TOYS was overcome by EUNUCH in a action packed 1 minute expert's fight.
NOT THE MOM CRY was viciously subdued by DIAMOND DUST in a 3 minute uneven duel.
OLD GLORY vanquished PAHM LEIER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PROPHESLICE overcame STRATOSPHERE in a 2 minute bout.
IRON CHEF overpowered LONG-RANGE ARCHERS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 10 - 1 66 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 13 - 2 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 11 - 1 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 26 - 2 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 4 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 1 31 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 367 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY PEKING DUCK 3632 35 14 0 139 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
AIMED BLOW DANGEROUS TOYS 4100 19 8 1 130 BASH BROS BABY (461)
BASHING ATTACK DOESN'T SLEEP 4182 12 2 0 104 BASH BROS BABY (461)
LUNGING ATTACK EUNUCH 4097 14 8 0 84 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
PARRY-STRIKE DIAMOND DUST 4198 9 2 0 72 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DANGEROUS TOYS 4100. The most popular warrior this
turn was BOTTLE ROCKET 4157. The ten other most popular fighters were DIAMOND DUST
4198, DANGEROUS TOYS 4100, MAWRIE RAWSH 4153, OLD GLORY 4199, PROPHESLICE 4201,
STRATOSPHERE 4197, PEKING DUCK 3632, KIMBO SLICE 4206, JULIE MEIS 4217, and DOESN'T
SLEEP 4182.
The least popular fighter this week was PAHM LEIER 4207. The other ten least popular
fighters were MUSASHI 4214, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, IRON CHEF 4215, NOT
THE MOM CRY 3888, EUNUCH 4097, LOUD TOYS 4069, DOESN'T SLEEP 4182, JULIE MEIS 4217,
and KIMBO SLICE 4206.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
POOPS THROUGH DIAPER (39-3891) BASH BROS BABY (461)