DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/06/2017    Duedate: 11/02/2017

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-368

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DANGEROUS TOYS
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4100) [20-8-1,149]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DANGEROUS TOYS                 POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS BABY (461)           
(39-4100) [20-8-1,149]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANGEROUS TOYS                 DANGEROUS TOYS
BASH BROS BABY (461)           BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4100) [20-8-1,149]         (39-4100) [20-8-1,149]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS BABY (461)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)        37
2. BASH BROS BABY (461)        30      DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)         0      Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)        0
5. ROCKYTOP (487)               0      CHAIN REACTION (249)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ROCKYTOP (487)             1   0  0  100   1/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461)      9  4 1
 2/ 2 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    259 177 15 59.4   2/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      9  6 1
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)      95  67  6 58.6   3- 4 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)      5  5 0
 4/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      63  51  6 55.3   4- 3 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     4  2 0
 5- 5 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)     20  18  0 52.6   5/ 5 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     2  6 0
 6- 6 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)     130 124  9 51.2   6- 6*ROCKYTOP (487)            1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

And that puts me over 100 political points, but the Commission still doesn't think I 
deserve to go to ADM.

                                          -- Peking Duck
                                             Ducks Unlimited

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  It looks like 
the guys(?) at BOOK OF THOMAS had a good week as they went 5-0-1 to put them in 2nd 
place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for LOUD TOYS, who flew up 
10 points in the rankings after mashing RIRORNI ASSASSIN like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was DUCK DYNASTY, who dropped 
1 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with BOTTLE ROCKET.  The most 
challenged warrior this week was PEKING DUCK.  If this keeps up, our Duelmaster's 
going to need more avoids!  Drawing on all of his experience as a 19-8-1 warrior, 
DANGEROUS TOYS went for the Duelmastership against PEKING DUCK this week.  It's a 
proud day for the BASH BROS BABY stable, as their warrior, DANGEROUS TOYS, ascended 
the Duelmaster's throne.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this 
stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad BASH BROS BABY?  Big bad BASH BROS BABY.  Big bad BASH BROS BABY.  
XOCHITHLAN's afraid of the big bad BASH BROS BABY.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys 
like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause DUCKS UNLIMITED beats feet 
every time BASH BROS BABY smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in XOCHITHLAN have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya 
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANGEROUS TOYS 4100          20   8  1   149       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEKING DUCK 3632             35  15  0   136       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-DOESN'T SLEEP 4182           12   2  0   104       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 BOTTLE ROCKET 4157           14   6  1    97       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EUNUCH 4097                  14   8  0    84       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 LOUD TOYS 4069               20  16  0    83       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 DUCK DYNASTY 4168             7   3  0    80       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 DIAMOND DUST 4198            10   2  0    76       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-MAWRIE RAWSH 4153             5   4  0    69       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
 NOT THE MOM CRY 3888         14  24  1    67       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAISY DUCK 4150              10   8  1    61       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 COLLYWOBBLES 4170            13   7  1    57       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 OLD GLORY 4199                8   4  3    57       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PROPHESLICE 4201              5   4  1    46       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
 STRATOSPHERE 4197             7   4  1    41       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JULIE MEIS 4217               3   1  0    32       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUSTIN GATLIN 4209            1   0  0    24       ROCKYTOP (487)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAHM LEIER 4207               3   4  0    22       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-IRON CHEF 4215                3   1  0    19       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-MUSASHI 4214                  2   2  0     9       ANYWAYUSLICEIT (475)
-BRAIN STOEN 4204              2   2  0     8       BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED NOMAD          0  0 0                      OLD GLORY 4199        368  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DANGEROUS TOYS viciously subdued PEKING DUCK in a 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
DUCK DYNASTY was overcome by BOTTLE ROCKET in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
LOUD TOYS devastated RIRORNI ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
DIAMOND DUST viciously subdued NOT THE MOM CRY in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
OLD GLORY butchered CAPTURED NOMAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
COLLYWOBBLES handily defeated HIDDEN ARCHER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
STRATOSPHERE vanquished SHAMAN'S ASSISTANT in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -   8 -  1      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  12 -  2      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        16 -  11 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  25 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  1      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  1      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 368 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DANGEROUS TOYS 4100        20   8  1  149 BASH BROS BABY (461)
TOTAL PARRY      PEKING DUCK 3632           35  15  0  136 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
BASHING ATTACK   BOTTLE ROCKET 4157         14   6  1   97 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
PARRY-STRIKE     DIAMOND DUST 4198          10   2  0   76 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
LUNGING ATTACK   STRATOSPHERE 4197           7   4  1   41 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is DANGEROUS TOYS 4100.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DANGEROUS TOYS 4100.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIAMOND DUST 
4198, LOUD TOYS 4069, BOTTLE ROCKET 4157, OLD GLORY 4199, STRATOSPHERE 4197, 
COLLYWOBBLES 4170, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, PEKING DUCK 3632, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PEKING DUCK 3632.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NOT THE MOM CRY 3888, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, COLLYWOBBLES 4170, 
STRATOSPHERE 4197, OLD GLORY 4199, BOTTLE ROCKET 4157, LOUD TOYS 4069, DIAMOND DUST 
4198, DANGEROUS TOYS 4100, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DANGEROUS TOYS (39-4100) BASH BROS BABY (461)
PEKING DUCK (39-3632) DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from 
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        FRAIL WALL (84-2086) WARRIORS 10 (411) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes