DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/10/2018 Duedate: 09/06/2018
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-379
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DAISY DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-4150) [14-8-1,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DAISY DUCK POSITION IS EMPTY
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-4150) [14-8-1,113]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DIAMOND DUST BROKEN TOY
BOOK OF THOMAS (479) BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4198) [15-8-1,106] (39-4238) [3-0-0,28]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 44
2. BASH BROS BABY (461) 30 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 12 Unchartered Team
4. WORLD BLADES 8 (466) 1
5. BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 0 CIRCLE OF PAIN (79)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 271 182 15 59.8 1/ 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 8 3 0
2- 2 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 38 30 1 55.9 2/ 2 BASH BROS BABY (461) 6 4 0
3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461) 112 90 7 55.4 3/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 5 7 1
4/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 86 78 10 52.4 4- 4 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483) 1 3 0
5/ 6 WORLD BLADES 8 (466) 18 26 0 40.9 5/ 6 WORLD BLADES 8 (466) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon XOCHITHLAN,
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Practice pays for DIAMOND DUST, who pummelled
DUCK DYNASTY, to pocket 24 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, DIAMOND
DUST was winsome, after beating DUCK DYNASTY and seeing it lose 17 points. Those who
hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by DOESN'T SLEEP, of BASH BROS BABY, who
despite a 16-9-0 couldn't overcome XOCHITHLAN's Number 1. So who was the warrior
seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic
problem...
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys
in BOOK OF THOMAS are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em.
The warriors of BOOK OF THOMAS found their efforts at combat frustrated as BASH BROS
BABY apparently had more important things to do than fight. Everyone is famous for
fifteen minutes, and FERNANDO is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't WORLD
BLADES 8 proud!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in XOCHITHLAN is the highlight of my life. As if
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.
XOCHITHLAN, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty
Toad. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAISY DUCK 4150 14 8 1 113 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIAMOND DUST 4198 15 8 1 106 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLLYWOBBLES 4170 17 14 1 88 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
DUCK DYNASTY 4168 10 4 0 82 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-MANILA 3923 5 3 0 80 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
DOESN'T SLEEP 4182 16 9 0 67 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRUNEI 3924 8 6 0 66 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
OLD GLORY 4199 14 9 5 64 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRAIN STOEN 4204 8 3 0 56 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-PAHM LEIER 4207 6 8 0 45 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-TORY TOTZKE 4216 3 1 1 44 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
-JULIE MEIS 4217 5 4 0 35 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
DUCK OF DOOM 4223 3 1 0 35 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
FERNANDO 4050 5 9 0 34 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROKEN TOY 4238 3 0 0 28 BASH BROS BABY (461)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROCK ROSE 4234 1 1 0 17 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
SICKNESS 4242 1 0 0 14 BASH BROS BABY (461)
DONALD DUCK 4225 1 1 0 14 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
DUCK DUCK GOOSE 4244 1 0 0 7 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
DROOL BABY 4243 0 1 0 5 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-FITCH THE SNITCH 4245 0 1 0 1 BIG LAKE LUMBER (483)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WALL ART 4247 0 1 0 BASH BROS BABY 461 DARK ELF CLERIC 379 NONE
MAWRIE RAWSH 4153 9 6 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER 483 DIAMOND DUST 4198 376
POLTERGEIST 4246 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 479 ARENAMASTER XORO 379 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WALL ART was butchered by DARK ELF CLERIC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
POLTERGEIST was butchered by ARENAMASTER XORON in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DAISY DUCK handily defeated DOESN'T SLEEP in a 2 minute one-sided Title match.
DUCK DYNASTY was vanquished by DIAMOND DUST in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
COLLYWOBBLES defeated ENEMY ARCHER in a 2 minute master's match.
OLD GLORY was bested by ELITE ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute duel.
FERNANDO was bested by DUCK OF DOOM in a 2 minute match.
DONALD DUCK was viciously subdued by BROKEN TOY in a popular 3 minute competition.
DUCK DUCK GOOSE viciously subdued DROOL BABY in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
SICKNESS overpowered LONG-RANGE ARCHERS in a slow 4 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 10 - 1 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 12 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 27 - 3 46 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 379 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE DAISY DUCK 4150 14 8 1 113 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
PARRY-STRIKE DIAMOND DUST 4198 15 8 1 106 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
AIMED BLOW COLLYWOBBLES 4170 17 14 1 88 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
TOTAL PARRY DUCK DYNASTY 4168 10 4 0 82 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
BASHING ATTACK DOESN'T SLEEP 4182 16 9 0 67 BASH BROS BABY (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DIAMOND DUST 4198. The most popular warrior this
turn was BROKEN TOY 4238. The ten other most popular fighters were COLLYWOBBLES
4170, DUCK OF DOOM 4223, DUCK DUCK GOOSE 4244, DIAMOND DUST 4198, FERNANDO 4050,
DAISY DUCK 4150, DOESN'T SLEEP 4182, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, OLD GLORY 4199, and DONALD
DUCK 4225.
The least popular fighter this week was SICKNESS 4242. The other ten least popular
fighters were DROOL BABY 4243, POLTERGEIST 4246, WALL ART 4247, DONALD DUCK 4225, OLD
GLORY 4199, DUCK DYNASTY 4168, DOESN'T SLEEP 4182, DAISY DUCK 4150, FERNANDO 4050,
and DIAMOND DUST 4198.
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."