DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/17/2019    Duedate: 06/13/2019

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-389

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BROKEN TOY
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4238) [10-3-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BROKEN TOY                     POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS BABY (461)           
(39-4238) [10-3-0,111]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WOVERN YANSY                   APPLE BLOSSOM
THE MIDDLE WAY (385)           THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
(39-3934) [17-21-1,73]         (39-4109) [3-2-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY (385)        15
2. BASH BROS BABY (461)        10      BASH BROS BABY (461)
3. WORLD BLADES 8 (466)         7      Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)         0
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461)     134 102  7 56.8   1/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)      8  7 1
 2- 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)     106  95 10 52.7   2- 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      5  4 0
 3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)     475 522 13 47.6   3/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461)      5  6 0
 4/ 4 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)      26  30  0 46.4   4/ 4 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)      3  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
XOCHITHLAN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, BOOK OF THOMAS, since 
THE MIDDLE WAY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see FERNANDO win a fight and gain 7 points, terribly. 
And if variety is the spice of life, XOCHITHLAN may be getting bland, as BROKEN TOY 
stays top dog in the city.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From XOCHITHLAN's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  XOCHITHLAN, I am losing what little hope I had in you. 
WORLD BLADES 8 the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was BASH BROS BABY.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROKEN TOY 4238              10   3  0   111       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MANILA 3923                   6   3  0   106       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
-COLLYWOBBLES 4170            23  17  1   100       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FERNANDO 4050                11  13  0    90       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
 ULRIK VENN 3892              18  33  0    87       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-OLD GLORY 4199               19  13  5    81       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-BRUNEI 3924                   9   6  0    79       WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
 WOVERN YANSY 3934            17  21  1    73       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SICKNESS 4242                 9   2  0    49       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 ALFOR BEACHWOOD 4110          5   0  1    39       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APPLE BLOSSOM 4109            3   2  0    33       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-SOFT AND CHEWY 4250           3   1  0    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 ZEB ARN 4257                  3   1  0    27       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
 DROOL BABY 4243               5   6  0    25       BASH BROS BABY (461)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Fernando -- I thought at first you were going to be the flower-bull.  Was I  ever 
wrong. -- Ulrik Venn

Brunei -- Then I'll be sure to avoid your bathtub. -- Wovern Yansy

Sickness -- (cough cough) -- Apple Blossom
P.S.  Last night's wind blew half my petals off!

Drool Baby -- Not on my armor, you won't! -- Alfor Beachwood

Ah, the looter.  He was asking for it. -- Zeb Arn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BROKEN TOY devastated ULRIK VENN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
WOVERN YANSY was handily defeated by FERNANDO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ALFOR BEACHWOOD viciously subdued DROOL BABY in a 2 minute brawl.
SICKNESS outwaited APPLE BLOSSOM in a crowd pleasing 7 minute expert vs. novice brawl.
ZEB ARN overpowered RIRORNI LOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   1 -  1      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  15 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  10 -  0       9  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 389 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BROKEN TOY 4238            10   3  0  111 BASH BROS BABY (461)
TOTAL PARRY      SICKNESS 4242               9   2  0   49 BASH BROS BABY (461)
WALL OF STEEL    ALFOR BEACHWOOD 4110        5   0  1   39 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WOVERN YANSY 3934.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was APPLE BLOSSOM 4109.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALFOR 
BEACHWOOD 4110, BROKEN TOY 4238, FERNANDO 4050, ZEB ARN 4257, ULRIK VENN 3892, DROOL 
BABY 4243, WOVERN YANSY 3934, SICKNESS 4242,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SICKNESS 4242.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WOVERN YANSY 3934, DROOL BABY 4243, ULRIK VENN 3892, ZEB ARN 4257, 
FERNANDO 4050, BROKEN TOY 4238, ALFOR BEACHWOOD 4110, APPLE BLOSSOM 4109,  0, and  0.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVII

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLACK GUARD 3667 (37-21-1)             3  3  0         DARQUE ANGELS        

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.