DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/07/2020    Duedate: 09/03/2020

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-405

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SICKNESS
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4242) [20-7-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SICKNESS                       RIGHT HIP (3)
BASH BROS BABY (461)           BIONIC MAN (490)
(39-4242) [20-7-0,98]          (39-4289) [3-1-1,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

APPLE BLOSSOM                  APPLE BLOSSOM
THE MIDDLE WAY (385)           THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
(39-4109) [10-11-0,81]         (39-4109) [10-11-0,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIONIC MAN (490)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIONIC MAN (490)            49
2. BASH BROS BABY (461)        41      DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
3. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)       10      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY (385)        10
5. UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)         0      BIONIC MAN (490)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BIONIC MAN (490)          12   3  2 80.0   1/ 1*BIONIC MAN (490)          9  2 1
 2- 2 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)      87  47  3 64.9   2/ 3 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     8  4 2
 3/ 3 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    288 188 17 60.5   3/ 4 BASH BROS BABY (461)      8  5 0
 4/ 4 BASH BROS BABY (461)     177 130  8 57.7   4/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)      6  9 0
 5/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)     505 572 14 46.9   5- 5 UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)      3  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in XOCHITHLAN!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Cut this out and put it 
in your scrapbooks, BASH BROS BABY!  'Cause they got 5-0-0 and moved up to 3rd!  MVP 
award for RIGHT HIP (3)?  BIONIC MAN's proud of him after beating RIRORNI HORSEMAN 
and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  ZEB ARN got smashed by DROOL 
BABY, and lost 8 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think 
SICKNESS should let APPLE BLOSSOM be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  DUCKS 
UNLIMITED was XOCHITHLAN's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't 
know what BIONIC MAN's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from DUCKS UNLIMITED, that's fer sher.  Can THE MIDDLE WAY's ALFOR BEACHWOOD be more 
popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All XOCHITHLAN ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SICKNESS 4242                20   7  0    98       BASH BROS BABY (461)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BATTLENAX 282                16  12  0   105       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
-FRED 280                     22   6  0   100       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 ALFOR BEACHWOOD 4110         15   6  1    95       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-DUCK DYNASTY 4168            11   4  0    91       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEALTIME MESS 4272            9   2  0    85       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 DUCK OF DOOM 4223             8   2  0    82       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 APPLE BLOSSOM 4109           10  11  0    81       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DROOL BABY 4243              12  15  0    65       BASH BROS BABY (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZEB ARN 4257                 10  10  0    55       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
 RIGHT HIP (3) 4289            3   1  1    51       BIONIC MAN (490)
-AGAMEMNON 2608                7   2  0    47       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 LASIC SURGERY 4290            3   0  0    47       BIONIC MAN (490)
 LIFE CHANGES 4273             8   7  1    43       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-SIBERIA 4149                  4   2  0    40       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
-DEATHSTROKE 998               8   3  1    39       UNHOLY AVENGERS (51)
 MITRAL VALVE 4287             3   0  0    37       BIONIC MAN (490)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEARING AID 4291              3   1  1    30       BIONIC MAN (490)
 DUCK TALES 4297               3   0  1    28       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 DONALD DUCK 4225              4   4  1    27       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 DUCK DUCK GOOSE 4244          5   1  0    26       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXPENSES 4294                 1   0  0    13       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 ZOE ALBETA 4296               1   3  0     6       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
 YENTAL ZEEVE 4298             0   2  0     2       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-IMPLANTS 4288                 0   1  0     1       BIONIC MAN (490)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WARREN XANDER 4276      1  6 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 385   HEARING AID 4291      403   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sickness is Duelmaster? Well, great! Now we all can expect a TOGS-style, long, 
interesting Duelmaster Column. -- Smitty

Yental Yeeve, I ran out of "y"s and I couldn't hear you , so I hope you are OK unlike 
that wimp Warren. -- Hearing Aids

Donald Duck, if it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it IS 
a duck, and maybe now it needs a hip replacement too. -- Right Hip (3)

Health (emphasis), humility, Honor. -- Smitty
P.S. And maybe some face plastic, a new knee, a couple of metal rods, a hair 
transplant, ......

Apple Blossom -- Phew!   I had my fight anyone but a striker strategy that turn, but 
who did I stumble across.   So glad you were a late bloomer. Next time I'll try to 
have my special anti-striker strategy ready for you -- Duck of Doom

Right Hip (3) -- By Mk(3), you are supposed to be slowing down some -- Donald Duck

Duck of Doom -- At least you ARE a Duck.  Jorja has employed a few Ducks here and 
there, and whole packs of Dogs, but they get listed as humans of various colors.  It 
frustrates her, but not enough for her to reproach CSR. -- Apple Blossom

Sickness -- I'm an elf, we don't do that.  But for you, I'll wear a face mask. -- 
Alfor Beachwood

Drool Baby -- Wipe your face!  That's disgusting. -- Zeb Arn, who is sure he was never 
a drooling baby

Duck Duck Goose -- What?  Three of you against me?  Zoe Albeta

Hearing Aid -- What's that?  You've got to speak up. -- Yental Zeeve

Implants -- But at least you had 'em. -- Zoe Albeta

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUCK OF DOOM was bested by ALFOR BEACHWOOD in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DROOL BABY bested ZEB ARN in a exciting 5 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
DONALD DUCK was savagely defeated by LIFE CHANGES in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SICKNESS unbelievably bested APPLE BLOSSOM in a 7 minute veteran's Title fight.
MEALTIME MESS slimly won victory over COLLABORATOR in a popular 3 minute duel.
HEARING AID devastated RIRORNI CHIEFTAIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MITRAL VALVE handily defeated SHAMAN'S ASSISTANT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RIGHT HIP (3) vanquished RIRORNI HORSEMAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
LASIC SURGERY vanquished HIDDEN ARCHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DUCK DUCK GOOSE overpowered YENTAL ZEEVE in a 1 minute uneven match.
DUCK TALES beat RIRORNI WOMAN in a 1 minute novice's fight.
ZOE ALBETA was outlasted by EXPENSES in a crowd pleasing 7 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         AIMED BLOW        14 -   5 -  1      74  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  14 -  1      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  15 -  2      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 405 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SICKNESS 4242              20   7  0   98 BASH BROS BABY (461)
WALL OF STEEL    ALFOR BEACHWOOD 4110       15   6  1   95 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
PARRY-STRIKE     DUCK OF DOOM 4223           8   2  0   82 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
STRIKING ATTACK  RIGHT HIP (3) 4289          3   1  1   51 BIONIC MAN (490)
AIMED BLOW       MITRAL VALVE 4287           3   0  0   37 BIONIC MAN (490)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is APPLE BLOSSOM 4109.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was APPLE BLOSSOM 4109.  The ten other most popular fighters were ZEB ARN 4257, 
LIFE CHANGES 4273, ZOE ALBETA 4296, DROOL BABY 4243, SICKNESS 4242, MEALTIME MESS 
4272, RIGHT HIP (3) 4289, DUCK OF DOOM 4223, ALFOR BEACHWOOD 4110, and DUCK TALES 
4297.

The least popular fighter this week was EXPENSES 4294.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were YENTAL ZEEVE 4298, DONALD DUCK 4225, LASIC SURGERY 4290, DUCK DUCK 
GOOSE 4244, MITRAL VALVE 4287, HEARING AID 4291, DUCK TALES 4297, ALFOR BEACHWOOD 
4110, DUCK OF DOOM 4223, and RIGHT HIP (3) 4289.