DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/25/2020 Duedate: 01/21/2021
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-410
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DUCK OF DOOM
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-4223) [12-3-1,153]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DUCK OF DOOM MITRAL VALVE
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) BIONIC MAN (490)
(39-4223) [12-3-1,153] (39-4287) [7-1-0,67]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
APPLE BLOSSOM ZEB ARN
THE MIDDLE WAY (385) THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
(39-4109) [12-14-0,79] (39-4257) [11-14-0,47]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DARQUE ANGELS (402)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DARQUE ANGELS (402) 31
2. THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 31 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
3. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 19 Unchartered Team
4. SCUTUM (489) 1
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 0 BIONIC MAN (490)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BIONIC MAN (490) 23 5 2 82.1 1/ 4 DARQUE ANGELS (402) 9 6 0
2/ 2 DARQUE ANGELS (402) 199 109 13 64.6 2/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 8 7 0
3/ 4 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 296 195 18 60.3 3/ 2*BIONIC MAN (490) 6 1 0
4/ 3*SCUTUM (489) 15 11 0 57.7 4/ 3 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 5 4 1
5/ 5 BASH BROS BABY (461) 187 142 8 56.8 5/ 1 BASH BROS BABY (461) 4 8 0
6- 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 125 107 11 53.9 6- 7 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 3 2 1
7/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 515 587 14 46.7 7/ 5*SCUTUM (489) 2 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
You know, it's not that you have a bad warrior sitting on your throne that's
embarrassing, that actually happens all the time. It's the fact that you've let this
bad warrior ascend the throne with a nice looking record without having scum
tendencies to help it along the way. You may all hang your heads in shame now.
-- Duck Of Doom
Ducks Unlimited
Duelmaster of Xochitlan
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. DARQUE ANGELS now holds the crown
and they are betting they can keep it. For every winner there is a loser. Speaking
of losers, lets take a look at BASH BROS BABY, who went down to 1st from 5th. Life
is tough. Coming up with a solid 4-1-0 outing, THE MIDDLE WAY has advanced 4 places
in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for NAJENA, who flew up 19 points in the
rankings after mashing MITRAL VALVE like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. Ya
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. MITRAL VALVE was bested by
NAJENA and drops 14 points. Our battling duelmaster DUCK OF DOOM has managed to hold
the title, fending off SICKNESS' none too subtle advances. Better luck next time,
BASH BROS BABY. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s
at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the XOCHITHLAN arena. Did
you hear that BIONIC MAN was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal
hygiene of BIONIC MAN's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny,
but catch DUCKS UNLIMITED's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft
at running from BIONIC MAN. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, SICKNESS
would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Knowing when to use the right tactics at
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUCK OF DOOM 4223 12 3 1 153 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SICKNESS 4242 22 10 0 95 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-DUCK DYNASTY 4168 11 4 0 91 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NAJENA 3413 11 7 1 90 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
-RIGHT HIP (3) 4289 6 1 1 86 BIONIC MAN (490)
ZAQIEL 4071 7 5 0 81 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
APPLE BLOSSOM 4109 12 14 0 79 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
MITRAL VALVE 4287 7 1 0 67 BIONIC MAN (490)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DROOL BABY 4243 14 18 0 64 BASH BROS BABY (461)
SAMYAZA 4090 8 3 0 62 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
KOKABIEL 4056 12 8 1 58 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DONALD DUCK 4225 7 6 1 55 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
ZEB ARN 4257 11 14 0 47 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
LASIC SURGERY 4290 4 1 0 46 BIONIC MAN (490)
LIFE CHANGES 4273 10 10 1 42 BASH BROS BABY (461)
ALPHA SCUTI 4295 4 1 0 36 SCUTUM (489)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NISROCH 4112 4 2 1 34 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FORTIFIED 4274 4 0 0 33 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-HEARING AID 4291 3 1 1 30 BIONIC MAN (490)
-IMPLANTS 4288 3 1 0 30 BIONIC MAN (490)
-DUCK DUCK GOOSE 4244 5 1 0 26 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
DUCK TALES 4297 4 4 1 26 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CELIA DUNCAN 4299 3 0 0 23 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-EXPENSES 4294 3 2 0 21 BASH BROS BABY (461)
ZOE ALBETA 4296 2 7 0 21 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
YENTAL ZEEVE 4298 2 5 0 20 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
DELTA SCUTI 4265 5 4 0 19 SCUTUM (489)
-EPSILON SCUTI 4263 4 0 0 14 SCUTUM (489)
-ASCENSION 4293 1 0 1 14 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-ZENAKU 4280 1 0 0 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-SACRILEGE 4278 0 1 0 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MEALTIME MESS 4272 11 3 0 BASH BROS BABY 461 DUCK OF DOOM 4223 408
PERSONAL ADS
Duck Of Doom, a mighty Piker, is Duelmaster! Hubba, hubba. -- Smitty and all The
Bionic Man Clan
Drool Baby? Go on and keep drooling. Meanwhile it was quite pleasant showing you who
is your uncle. -- Mitral Valve
Collaborator, who are you? Oh, you are the loser? -- Right Hip (3)
Yentel, that reminds me of dental, which I hate, hate, hate. Sorry I took it out on
you. -- Implants
May all your body pieces stay intact -- for all time. --Smitty
Zaqiel -- Well, darn. -- Apple Blossom, suffering an early frost
Implants -- I didn't like the way you implanted that blade in me. -- Yental Zeeve
Duck Tales -- I just got a book, "How to make Ducks PAY for their crimes against
humanity" and it's an eye opener. -- Zeb Arn
Alpha Scuti -- You scuttled me. -- Zoe Albeta
Sacrilege -- I don't hold with that. -- Celia Duncan
KALTOS KAOS INVITATION ALERT
Who: Any and all veteran or newbie Duel2 managers
What: Kaltos Kaos contest [25 rounds]
When: Begins February 1, 2021 [Turn 926] thru January 3, 2022 [Turn 950]
Where: DM 5 in Kaltos Arena
Why: You know why! Hammer is hosting the Kaltos Kaos like he hosted the Morya
Madness over 17 years ago! Only Better!
How: Declare your manager name and team name in the DM 5 Personal Ads; plus send
two (2) Gift Certs to Hammer to complete your registration!
Hammer can be contacted by personal message in the Chatzy Duel2 chat, by old school
Diplo Note or by Email to kaltoskaos@aol.com
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SAMYAZA devastated LIFE CHANGES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DONALD DUCK unbelievably bested ZEB ARN in a action packed 4 minute Challenge battle.
DUCK OF DOOM savagely defeated SICKNESS in a 5 minute master's Title duel.
APPLE BLOSSOM overpowered DROOL BABY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
MITRAL VALVE was overpowered by NAJENA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ZAQIEL was bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 3 minute competition.
LASIC SURGERY handily defeated DUCK TALES in a 1 minute uneven melee.
KOKABIEL won victory over ALPHA SCUTI in a popular 1 minute duel.
NISROCH won victory over DELTA SCUTI in a 1 minute duel.
ZOE ALBETA defeated RIRORNI WOMAN in a 2 minute fight.
YENTAL ZEEVE overpowered LONG-RANGE ARCHERS in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
CELIA DUNCAN defeated RIRORNI WOMAN in a 1 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 13 - 1 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 17 - 10 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 10 - 2 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 8 - 1 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 24 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 1 44 |
Turn 410 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE DUCK OF DOOM 4223 12 3 1 153 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
TOTAL PARRY SICKNESS 4242 22 10 0 95 BASH BROS BABY (461)
STRIKING ATTACK NAJENA 3413 11 7 1 90 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
AIMED BLOW MITRAL VALVE 4287 7 1 0 67 BIONIC MAN (490)
PARRY-LUNGE KOKABIEL 4056 12 8 1 58 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is APPLE BLOSSOM 4109. The most popular warrior this
turn was ZEB ARN 4257. The ten other most popular fighters were DUCK OF DOOM 4223,
APPLE BLOSSOM 4109, ZAQIEL 4071, DONALD DUCK 4225, ZOE ALBETA 4296, SAMYAZA 4090,
NAJENA 3413, LASIC SURGERY 4290, KOKABIEL 4056, and ALPHA SCUTI 4295.
The least popular fighter this week was DELTA SCUTI 4265. The other ten least
popular fighters were MITRAL VALVE 4287, LIFE CHANGES 4273, YENTAL ZEEVE 4298, DUCK
TALES 4297, DROOL BABY 4243, SICKNESS 4242, CELIA DUNCAN 4299, NISROCH 4112, ALPHA
SCUTI 4295, and KOKABIEL 4056.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXI
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ANGELOST 3415 (41-32-1) 0 3 0 DARQUE ANGELS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FORTIFIED 4274 (3-0-0) 3 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ETRIGAN 3596 (9-4-0) 3 3 0 DARQUE ANGELS
DAFFY DUCK 3668 (2-2-1) 2 3 0 DUCKS UNLIMITED
TOP DUCK 932 (17-15-0) 2 3 0 DUCKS UNLIMITED
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BOBBLETON 4118 (4-1-0) 4 3 0 NEW ORIGINALS
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KGNT CHAMBARD 4151 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 BIG LAKE LUMBER
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LAME DUCK 4042 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 DUCKS UNLIMITED
SMOKE STACK 4123 (1-3-0) 0 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SERGEANT 1 (10-6252) MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
BLACK GOLD (21-3886) THE COLOUR OF NEON (354)
TITANIUM (71-7081) WAR-C-KERS (812)
ULTIMATE WRATH (82-30136) LUCROCIANS FTF04M1 (4937)
ME LUNGER (82-30789) YOU JANE (5054)
HELLBOUND (82-43402) INK & STEEL X (7273)
MOOSE (84-19656) SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)
HOTEL ARIZONA (84-29194) BEING THERE (5172)
THE BURPER (84-36813) NAMED BY MARK (6435)
RYAN (84-48181) THE MOTHERSHIP 4 (8333)
HAZARD (85-122) CFC 15 (20)
INNUK SHUK (85-12276) WORLD BLADES 15 (2240)
TIGGER (85-19649) A WINNA (3594)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes