DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/21/2022 Duedate: 02/17/2022
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-424
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SICKNESS
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4242) [31-15-0,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SICKNESS POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4242) [31-15-0,127]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
APPLE BLOSSOM ZEB ARN
THE MIDDLE WAY (385) THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
(39-4109) [19-21-0,104] (39-4257) [13-26-0,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BABY (461)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 37
2. BASH BROS BABY (461) 16 BIONIC MAN (490)
3. JUSTICE OF STEEL (494) 4 Unchartered Team
4. ALFREDO'S LADIES (497) 0
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 0 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*PUPPIS (492) 1 0 0 100 1/ 2 BASH BROS BABY (461) 8 7 1
2/ 2 BIONIC MAN (490) 40 16 2 71.4 2/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 7 8 0
3- 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 152 119 13 56.1 3- 0*ALFREDO'S LADIES (497) 6 4 0
4/ 4 BASH BROS BABY (461) 219 174 10 55.7 4/ 3 BIONIC MAN (490) 5 1 0
5- 5 WORLD BLADES 8 (466) 38 42 1 47.5 5- 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 5 5 0
6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 544 628 14 46.4 6/ 5 JUSTICE OF STEEL (494) 2 1 0
7/ 0*ALFREDO'S LADIES (497) 20 24 2 45.5 7- 6*PUPPIS (492) 1 0 0
8/ 7 JUSTICE OF STEEL (494) 35 67 2 34.3 8- 7 WORLD BLADES 8 (466) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, in XOCHITHLAN a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets
poor. So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. It seems the training can
make the difference, as BOOK OF THOMAS is pushed out of top team by BASH BROS BABY,
who came from 2nd with a 4-1-1 this turn. Now keep the taverns open late tonight,
for there are sorrows to drown for BOOK OF THOMAS, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them
by 4 into 5th. The BASH BROS BABY guild has had a 4-1-1 turn and deserves to be
watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's
see, APPLE BLOSSOM fought MITRAL VALVE and gained 21 points and contributed to THE
MIDDLE WAY's 3-2-0. MITRAL VALVE has lost to APPLE BLOSSOM, falling 18 points, while
helping make BIONIC MAN a 0-1-0 turn. Well done, XOCHITHLAN, the Duelmaster was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Perhaps SICKNESS is not as thrilled, being
challenged 4 times. BLAZE REGICIDE challenged for the Duelmastership this turn,
attempting to dethrone BASH BROS BABY's warrior. Defending his title for another
turn, SICKNESS kept JUSTICE OF STEEL's warrior, BLAZE REGICIDE, from claiming the
throne. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing
fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad until they win. Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. I also notice that the BOOK OF THOMAS
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on XOCHITHLAN, what are you afraid
of? And guess who avoided BOOK OF THOMAS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was
BASH BROS BABY. Anyone surprised?
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? Is it really true that XOCHITHLAN has more dishwashers per capita
that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, XOCHITHLAN, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in XOCHITHLAN, but never good to
wear out my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my
pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SICKNESS 4242 31 15 0 127 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRUNEI 3924 12 8 0 112 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
APPLE BLOSSOM 4109 19 21 0 104 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-RIGHT HIP (3) 4289 11 3 1 103 BIONIC MAN (490)
-MANILA 3923 9 4 0 102 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
-ZENAKU 4280 8 2 0 99 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
BLAZE REGICIDE 4329 14 13 0 97 JUSTICE OF STEEL (494)
CELIA DUNCAN 4299 11 6 0 92 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DROOL BABY 4243 18 28 0 86 BASH BROS BABY (461)
MITRAL VALVE 4287 14 4 0 86 BIONIC MAN (490)
-FORTIFIED 4274 12 1 0 79 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-LASIC SURGERY 4290 6 6 0 75 BIONIC MAN (490)
LIFE CHANGES 4273 17 17 1 69 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZEB ARN 4257 13 26 0 66 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-IMPLANTS 4288 5 1 0 59 BIONIC MAN (490)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXPENSES 4294 11 8 0 55 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-LAURA DERN 4367 6 2 1 55 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497)
ZOE ALBETA 4296 10 13 0 53 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-HEARING AID 4291 4 2 1 49 BIONIC MAN (490)
-BASNIVAN 4344 5 1 0 43 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-TAKIDOR 4314 4 3 2 37 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YENTAL ZEEVE 4298 6 15 0 33 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-KHARATEESKA 4323 4 5 2 33 JUSTICE OF STEEL (494)
-ASCENSION 4293 3 3 1 29 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
3000 MILES AWAY 4345 3 1 1 25 BASH BROS BABY (461)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OLGA KORBUT 4371 4 5 0 23 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497)
-TUREIS 4311 1 0 0 21 PUPPIS (492)
-BRITNEY SPEARS 4366 4 3 0 17 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497)
-ROMIR THE SECOND 4322 2 2 0 11 JUSTICE OF STEEL (494)
-GROS MORNE 4286 0 1 0 7 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
-HAELDEN 4324 1 3 0 6 JUSTICE OF STEEL (494)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RIRORNI DESERTER 0 0 0 3000 MILES AWAY 4345 424 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Sickness, I want you ....... gone. -- Mitral Valve
Zeb Arn, now that I could see better, I could beat you. See? -- Lasic Surgery
For those really interested to know, Right Hip (3) means a three-time bionic
replacement. Such fun! -- Right Hip (3)
Not quite a Six Million Dollar Man, but working on it. -- Smitty
Blaze Regicide -- Sir, Jorja is allowing me this one personal to drop the mask of
gladiatorial indifference and speak my mind. I won't mention the slurs she cast on my
mind. Speaking as a citizen of Xochithlan, I will say that regicide is almost never a
matter of Justice, blazing or not. Although at this season, a blaze could be welcome.
I think we're looking at the onset of an ice age here. -- Apple Blossom
Mitral Valve -- I'm surprised you're not a golem. -- Celia Duncan
P.S. I find it mildly amusing that I am simultaneously "relatively slow and
inactive," and "incredibly quick and elusive."
Lasic Surgery -- Is that why my eyes blazed? I can't say that I cared for the
experience. And on that note, what the HECK is the Commission doing, insisting that
our backup weapons be BUCKLED on? You ever try to undo a buckle in the middle of a
fight? I vote for velcro. -- Zeb Arn
The captured nomad, once a captured orc, is a golem! They're everywhere. A golem
nomad? The mind boggles. -- Zoe Albeta
Basnivan -- Take your icy breath and aim it elsewhere, please. -- Yental Zeeve, too
cold to even think, much less formulate and type in personals
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BLAZE REGICIDE was unbelievably bested by SICKNESS in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
MITRAL VALVE was subdued by APPLE BLOSSOM in a popular 1 minute veteran's melee.
DROOL BABY unbelievably bested ZEB ARN in a popular 3 minute gory master's brawl.
CELIA DUNCAN demolished LIFE CHANGES in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ZOE ALBETA savagely defeated HIDDEN ARCHER in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
EXPENSES bested YENTAL ZEEVE in a 3 minute veteran's competition.
3000 MILES AWAY easily killed RIRORNI DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 4 - 0 79 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 11 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 3 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 17 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 16 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 23 - 0 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
Turn 424 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SICKNESS 4242 31 15 0 127 BASH BROS BABY (461)
WALL OF STEEL BLAZE REGICIDE 4329 14 13 0 97 JUSTICE OF STEEL (494)
AIMED BLOW CELIA DUNCAN 4299 11 6 0 92 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
PARRY-STRIKE EXPENSES 4294 11 8 0 55 BASH BROS BABY (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is APPLE BLOSSOM 4109. The most popular warrior this
turn was ZEB ARN 4257. The ten other most popular fighters were BLAZE REGICIDE 4329,
APPLE BLOSSOM 4109, YENTAL ZEEVE 4298, DROOL BABY 4243, CELIA DUNCAN 4299, ZOE ALBETA
4296, MITRAL VALVE 4287, LIFE CHANGES 4273, EXPENSES 4294, and 3000 MILES AWAY 4345.
The least popular fighter this week was SICKNESS 4242. The other ten least popular
fighters were 3000 MILES AWAY 4345, EXPENSES 4294, LIFE CHANGES 4273, MITRAL VALVE
4287, ZOE ALBETA 4296, CELIA DUNCAN 4299, DROOL BABY 4243, YENTAL ZEEVE 4298, APPLE
BLOSSOM 4109, and BLAZE REGICIDE 4329.