DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/08/2022    Duedate: 08/04/2022

XOCHITHLAN ARENA

DM-39    TURN-430

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RIGHT HIP (3)
BIONIC MAN (490)
(39-4289) [14-6-1,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RIGHT HIP (3)                  TUREIS
BIONIC MAN (490)               PUPPIS (492)
(39-4289) [14-6-1,118]         (39-4311) [4-0-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ZEB ARN                        ZAQIEL
THE MIDDLE WAY (385)           DARQUE ANGELS (402)
(39-4257) [15-30-0,75]         (39-4071) [10-6-0,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)       29
2. BASH BROS BABY (461)        24      BIONIC MAN (490)
3. PUPPIS (492)                22      Unchartered Team
4. BIONIC MAN (490)            14
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (479)         0      PUPPIS (492)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BIONIC MAN (490)          48  19  2 71.6   1/ 6 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)     7  4 0
 2/ 1*PUPPIS (492)               4   2  0 66.7   2/ 5 DARQUE ANGELS (402)       6  2 0
 3/ 3 DARQUE ANGELS (402)      212 114 13 65.0   3/ 3 BIONIC MAN (490)          5  0 0
 4/ 4 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)    317 214 19 59.7   4/ 4 BASH BROS BABY (461)      5  9 1
 5- 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)     163 128 14 56.0   5/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)      5 10 0
 6/ 6 BASH BROS BABY (461)     232 188 11 55.2   6- 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)      3  2 0
 7/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)     557 645 14 46.3   7/ 7*PUPPIS (492)              3  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, finally! I have deserved this throne for a long, long time, but that 
dastardly Assur made Sickness avoid and avoid, and had his other baby warriors run 
interference, and I was not allowed a shot. Good management by a cretin manager, I 
say!
     But I am here and not only am I Duelmaster, but I am a Lord Protector. What am I?

     11-6-7-17-15-7-21 Aimer norm/norm
     +2 Attack, +4 Defense
     Seem to like FI/SC/LO respectively (18-46-1), (51-152-24), and (4-8-1)
     My learns are something like 2, 18, 20, 15, 11, 5, with an exciting Admaster 
          attack
     I am 19-4-0 arena with a DM Title, and 21-12-0 tournies with a TV (Rooks)
     My faves are yet to come.

And I am shortly retired.

                                          -- Mitral Valve

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  DUCKS 
UNLIMITED now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  For every 
winner there is a loser.  Speaking of losers, lets take a look at THE MIDDLE WAY, who 
went down to 1st from 5th.  Life is tough.  Coming up with a solid 3-0-0 outing, 
DUCKS UNLIMITED has advanced 5 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
TUREIS, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing ZOE ALBETA like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was KOKABIEL, 
who dropped 12 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 3000 MILES 
AWAY.  Try as hard as the BIONIC MAN stable might, they were unable to find their 
warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) MITRAL VALVE before this week's fights.  In front of all 
the crowds, RIGHT HIP (3) took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum 
two weeks.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at 
bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that DUCKS UNLIMITED was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of DUCKS UNLIMITED's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like 
to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause DARQUE ANGELS beats feet every time 
DUCKS UNLIMITED smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges 
were votes, ZEB ARN would be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want 
to win.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the XOCHITHLAN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time 
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIGHT HIP (3) 4289           14   6  1   118       BIONIC MAN (490)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZENAKU 4280                  10   4  0   103       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 DROOL BABY 4243              21  31  0    99       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 SAMYAZA 4090                 12   3  0    95       DARQUE ANGELS (402)
 CELIA DUNCAN 4299            14   9  0    92       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
 DUCK TALES 4297              10   8  2    92       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 ZAQIEL 4071                  10   6  0    92       DARQUE ANGELS (402)
-DUCK DYNASTY 4168            11   4  0    91       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FORTIFIED 4274               14   3  0    82       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 LIFE CHANGES 4273            18  22  1    77       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-ASCENSION 4293                6   4  1    77       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 ZEB ARN 4257                 15  30  0    75       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LASIC SURGERY 4290            6   6  0    75       BIONIC MAN (490)
 3000 MILES AWAY 4345          6   2  1    74       BASH BROS BABY (461)
-DUCK DUCK GOOSE 4244         10   3  0    72       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXPENSES 4294                13  12  0    66       BASH BROS BABY (461)
 DONALD DUCK 4225             12  13  1    65       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
 KOKABIEL 4056                14  10  1    60       DARQUE ANGELS (402)
-IMPLANTS 4288                 5   1  0    59       BIONIC MAN (490)
-TAKIDOR 4314                  6   5  2    58       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
 YENTAL ZEEVE 4298             8  19  0    57       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUREIS 4311                   4   0  0    54       PUPPIS (492)
 ZOE ALBETA 4296              12  17  0    53       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-HEARING AID 4291              4   2  1    49       BIONIC MAN (490)
-BASNIVAN 4344                 7   3  1    34       BOOK OF THOMAS (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARKWING DUCK 4349            2   1  0    18       DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
-PITHIUS 4348                  1   0  0    15       DARQUE ANGELS (402)
-GOLD RUSH 4379                1   2  0    14       226 BOURBON ST (498)
-ENVY 4347                     1   0  0    11       DARQUE ANGELS (402)
 APPLE CORE 4372               1   2  0     5       THE MIDDLE WAY (385)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FALLING STAR 2 4312     0  1 0 PUPPIS 492           WOOD GOLEM            430  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Drool Baby, gotcha. Bwahahaha. -- Mitral Valve

Life Changes, gotcha. Bwahahaha. -- Right Hip(3)

Assur, gotcha twice! Bwahahaha. -- Smitty
P.S. But I do bow to your fine management of sickness.

All, why the name, Mitral Valve? Well, 5 years ago or so, Smitty's mitral valve was 
misfunctioning, due to an enlarging hole between chambers, and open-heart surgery 
occurred. (Yes, the one with the machete slash to open the chest.) The mitral valve 
replacement was from a pig. It worked well, and Smitty has not oinked once since. -- 
The Consortium

All -- Good to be back in the unpronounceable arena.  I will just affectionately call 
it X-town. -- Master Darque

Long-Range Archers -- The invention of archery.  "Hey, there is a guy far over there 
and I'd really like to stab him."  Source Unknown. - Pithius and Envy

Celia Duncan -- Ouch!  I hate random matchups, but I especially hate meeting those of 
your ilk. -- Zaqiel

Donald Duck -- I recommend a throat lozenge. -- Samyaza

Yental Zeeve -- Gesundheit! -- Kokabiel

Apple Core -- Now if I can only get myself better suited to that weapon -- Darkwing 
Duck

Samyaza -- Why oh why is it that I always seem to draw the AB's in random matchups.  
Do I have a target painted on my derriere? -- Donald Duck

Expenses -- I sure you were, but I was actually a little surprised at that result. -- 
Duck Tales

Zoe Albeta -- I believe that's the 4th or 5th time we've fought.   And every time up 
to now, the boss has recorded your name as Zoe Alberta. I've corrected him on the 
matter, and now he tells me I have to miss the action this turn due to my insolence. 
-- Duck Duck Goose

3000 Miles Away -- Don't we all wish we were.  Somewhere cool. -- Zeb Arn
P.S.  Although the next arena Jorja's doing personals for today is Snowbound, which 
sounds delightful.

Darkwing Duck -- Weren't we a pair out there?  I tried ordering duck on today's 
grocery delivery, but it's just chicken.  I can tell, mainly because that's what's 
written on the package. -- Apple Core
P.S.  Seems to me that "dueling intelligently" means playing checkers or something.

Zaquiel -- As with so many unusual names, and usual as well, no doubt, yours is 
ambiguous. -- Celia Duncan

Kokabiel -- Has your manager been studying Mohrbacher's work? -- Yental Zeeve

Duck Duck Goose -- The real career error was in signing the contract. But what can I 
say?  I was hungry. -- Zoe Albeta

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FALLING STAR 2 was butchered by WOOD GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RIGHT HIP (3) devastated CELIA DUNCAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
DUCK TALES demolished ZEB ARN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DONALD DUCK unbelievably bested YENTAL ZEEVE in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DROOL BABY viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
SAMYAZA devastated LIFE CHANGES in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ZAQIEL viciously subdued EXPENSES in a action packed 4 minute gruesome melee.
KOKABIEL lost to 3000 MILES AWAY in a 1 minute fight.
ZOE ALBETA was vanquished by TUREIS in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
APPLE CORE was overpowered by DARKWING DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   3 -  1      81  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  12 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  22 -  0      37  |

Turn 430 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RIGHT HIP (3) 4289         14   6  1  118 BIONIC MAN (490)
AIMED BLOW       SAMYAZA 4090               12   3  0   95 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
SLASHING ATTACK  DUCK TALES 4297            10   8  2   92 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
PARRY-STRIKE     ZAQIEL 4071                10   6  0   92 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
LUNGING ATTACK   3000 MILES AWAY 4345        6   2  1   74 BASH BROS BABY (461)
PARRY-LUNGE      KOKABIEL 4056              14  10  1   60 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ZEB ARN 4257.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ZAQIEL 4071.  The ten other most popular fighters were YENTAL ZEEVE 4298, DROOL 
BABY 4243, RIGHT HIP (3) 4289, DUCK TALES 4297, TUREIS 4311, 3000 MILES AWAY 4345, 
DONALD DUCK 4225, SAMYAZA 4090, EXPENSES 4294, and DARKWING DUCK 4349.

The least popular fighter this week was ZOE ALBETA 4296.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KOKABIEL 4056, LIFE CHANGES 4273, ZEB ARN 4257, CELIA DUNCAN 4299, 
FALLING STAR 2 4312, APPLE CORE 4372, DARKWING DUCK 4349, EXPENSES 4294, SAMYAZA 
4090, and DONALD DUCK 4225.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RIGHT HIP (3) (39-4289) BIONIC MAN (490)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MITRAL VALVE (39-4287) BIONIC MAN (490)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                       GECKO (82-4572) REPTILIAN REBELS  (617) 
                          0004 (82-12395) OCT 2001 2  (1813) 
                        CRAZY 17 (84-11450) CRAZY 88 6  (2077) 
                          UBER (85-4046) IT'S NEWARK!  (736) 
                     MARCELINE (85-9958) ADVENTURE TIME 2  (1809) 
                   HIP KOALA (85-38711) TIME 4 TOURNEY XIII  (7060) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                            WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

We hope you will join us at our winter FTF in Tempe, AZ, January 13-15, 2023! It will 
be held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room 
rates are $184.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high 
speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--
the code is "Duelmasters2023."  

      The official block cutoff is December 12 so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/FF68inTempe 

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI

  This is just a reminder to all who plan to enter the contest in Seam that it is a

no-tourney arena, and is therefore subject to the no-tourney rules.  The pledge all 
participants must take when entering a team in this arena is as follows:

   ********************************************************************************

                               NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE

    * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor 
      will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
    * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances 
      preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
    * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
    * I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives 
      a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.

   ********************************************************************************

Please send your agreement with your new team. 

Best of luck in the arena and in the contest!

                          Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update

      The gladiators looked around at the Commission's administrative office on the 
Isle of the Eye.  They'd been here before.  The standard boxy building, the scurrying 
clerks, the... goats browsing on the landscaping.  Not as many goats this time as 
before, only three.  One came over to Zeke (not his arena name) and nuzzled his 
pockets.  He scratched at the base of its floppy ears, lacking a snack to offer.  He 
looked at one of the clerks.  "I thought you got rid of the goats last year," Zeke 
said.
      "These are new goats," the clerk said with a sigh.  "They're going to be shipped 
out next week."  He looked hopeful.  "They like you, could you stay until then?"
      Zeke sighed.  Minding three goats sounded more enjoyable than fighting in the 
arena.  "I'd have to ask my manager."  

                                       * * * * 

      Snatching his parchment away from a very determined goat, who apparently thought 
it was a tasty snack, Rodney quickly dipped his pen in ink and began to write.  "It is 
our pleasure and honor to note that sixty-seven gladiators and teams have elected to 
change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people.  With 
the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased three goats--a good goat can't be 
purchased for a copper, you know.  The goats are already en route to their new homes, 
where they will be--"  He paused and thought about it.  "--very welcome.  We wish all 
the best to the goats and their new owners."