DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/17/2023 Duedate: 04/13/2023
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM-39 TURN-439
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LIFE CHANGES
BASH BROS BABY (461)
(39-4273) [23-26-1,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ASCENSION INBOX ZERO
BOOK OF THOMAS (479) YUPPIE LORE (499)
(39-4293) [11-8-2,118] (39-4403) [1-0-0,15]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ZEB ARN BASNIVAN
THE MIDDLE WAY (385) BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
(39-4257) [16-38-0,86] (39-4344) [14-5-1,106]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ALFREDO'S LADIES (497)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ALFREDO'S LADIES (497) 56
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 35 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
3. YUPPIE LORE (499) 15 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BABY (461) 10
5. THE MIDDLE WAY (385) -23 YUPPIE LORE (499)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*YUPPIE LORE (499) 1 0 0 100 1/ 2 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497) 9 5 1
2/ 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 188 144 15 56.6 2/ 3 BASH BROS BABY (461) 8 7 0
3/ 2 BASH BROS BABY (461) 250 209 12 54.5 3/ 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 6 7 1
4/ 5 WORLD BLADES 8 (466) 42 44 1 48.8 4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 5 10 0
5/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 573 673 15 46.0 5/ 6 WORLD BLADES 8 (466) 2 2 0
6/ 7 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497) 30 37 3 44.8 6/ 0*YUPPIE LORE (499) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Welcome XOCHITHLAN. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights
have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Biff! Pow!
XOCHITHLAN watched with glee as BOOK OF THOMAS got knocked off top spot by ALFREDO'S
LADIES! What's with ASCENSION? He actually beat BASH BROS BABY's 3000 MILES AWAY,
and walked away with 31 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at ALFREDO'S
LADIES while they watched OLGA KORBUT clobber TAKIDOR. He lost 9 points and got
bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Another fighter (LIFE CHANGES 23-26-1)
challenged another Duelmaster (ZOE ALBETA 18-20-0). Life goes on. I'm sure
XOCHITHLAN is excited about LIFE CHANGES, the new Duelmaster from BASH BROS BABY.
(remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... Advice to fighters with a 1
will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports.
XOCHITHLAN thinks BOOK OF THOMAS and their 188-144-15 is too much! If at first you
don't succeed, give up... Management must be dealin', as the boys at BASH BROS BABY
ain't reelin'! BOOK OF THOMAS' mad! How well I know the feeling of being the most
challenged warrior, ZEB ARN! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt
you. Keep challenging up 31 points, BETTIE PAGE, and I won't have to write about you
much longer. YENTAL ZEEVE always accepts those kind of challenges... Who knows what
was running through BETTIE PAGE's head, but YENTAL ZEEVE rearranged it for her. How
soon will BETTIE PAGE make a challenge like that again? ZEB ARN didn't quite know
what to make of a challenge he received from LAURA DERN of ALFREDO'S LADIES, who is
18 points below him. LAURA DERN perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she bested
ZEB ARN and ended up with 86 recognition points.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd
better shape up. Tough beans, BRUNEI. That's what a 12-8-0 gets you. ASCENSION
killed 3000 MILES AWAY, and expects revenge from BASH BROS BABY. The dead are better
off dead--they have no worries. How long have I been here? I got people to see,
places to go...
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIFE CHANGES 4273 23 26 1 113 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASCENSION 4293 11 8 2 118 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
-MANILA 3923 11 4 0 115 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
BASNIVAN 4344 14 5 1 106 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
ZOE ALBETA 4296 18 20 0 95 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZEB ARN 4257 16 38 0 86 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
LAURA DERN 4367 9 3 1 86 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497)
EXPENSES 4294 15 19 0 85 BASH BROS BABY (461)
FORTIFIED 4274 18 6 0 82 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLGA KORBUT 4371 7 6 0 61 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497)
YENTAL ZEEVE 4298 11 25 0 60 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAKIDOR 4314 10 10 2 48 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE 4400 2 0 1 31 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BETTIE PAGE 4396 2 1 0 23 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497)
GROS MORNE 4286 2 1 0 21 WORLD BLADES 8 (466)
APPLE CORE 4372 4 8 0 20 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
FORMULA SHORTAGE 4388 2 2 0 19 BASH BROS BABY (461)
INBOX ZERO 4403 1 0 0 15 YUPPIE LORE (499)
CEDRIC DUNCAN 4395 0 4 0 4 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KAT DENNINGS 4407 0 1 0 1 ALFREDO'S LADIES (497)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
3000 MILES AWAY 4345 9 4 1 BASH BROS BABY 461 ASCENSION 4293 439
BRUNEI 3924 12 9 0 WORLD BLADES 8 466 CAPTIVE GIANT 439 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
The incursion of chaos creatures into northern Alastari has been stopped. However,
the gate they came through is open, and there are people from Alastari trapped on the
other side. They need to be rescued, and the gate needs to be closed. If you have a
Lord Protector whom you would like to send on this mission, please send a message to
the Gladiatorial Commmission (email csr@reality.com or via diplo). We will need to
know their physical description, personality, and method of fighting. We will select
no more than a dozen volunteers. Thank you!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BRUNEI was butchered by CAPTIVE GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LIFE CHANGES viciously subdued ZOE ALBETA in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
LAURA DERN overpowered ZEB ARN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
OLGA KORBUT devastated TAKIDOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BETTIE PAGE was devastated by YENTAL ZEEVE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE devastated APPLE CORE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
EXPENSES was overpowered by BASNIVAN in a action packed 3 minute uneven melee.
DROOL BABY viciously subdued FORTIFIED in a action packed 8 minute expert's fight.
3000 MILES AWAY was assassinated by ASCENSION in a 1 minute uneven match.
GROS MORNE beat CEDRIC DUNCAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
FORMULA SHORTAGE bested RIRORNI WOMAN in a exciting 1 minute amateur's conflict.
INBOX ZERO demolished KAT DENNINGS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 1 75 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 18 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 23 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 8 - 1 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 10 - 0 23 |
Turn 439 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ASCENSION 4293 11 8 2 118 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE BASNIVAN 4344 14 5 1 106 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
TOTAL PARRY FORTIFIED 4274 18 6 0 82 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ZEB ARN 4257. The most popular warrior this turn
was BASNIVAN 4344. The ten other most popular fighters were LIFE CHANGES 4273, GROS
MORNE 4286, OLGA KORBUT 4371, YENTAL ZEEVE 4298, FORMULA SHORTAGE 4388, LAURA DERN
4367, GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE 4400, EXPENSES 4294, ASCENSION 4293, and INBOX ZERO 4403.
The least popular fighter this week was FORTIFIED 4274. The other ten least popular
fighters were KAT DENNINGS 4407, CEDRIC DUNCAN 4395, 3000 MILES AWAY 4345, APPLE CORE
4372, ZEB ARN 4257, BRUNEI 3924, BETTIE PAGE 4396, TAKIDOR 4314, ZOE ALBETA 4296, and
INBOX ZERO 4403.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DROOL BABY (39-4243) BASH BROS BABY (461)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SHADOW GOLEM (4-6916) GIANTS & GOLEMS
CURLY (18-10747) STREET PIZZA
FLAME PRINCESS (41-4796) ADVENTURE TIME 3
CONSTRUCTION ZONE (72-6867) BASH BROS FREEWAY
MIXED EMOTIONS (82-46678) STONED ROOKIES 62
OLD SCHOOL (84-16633) SUPE FORCES AA11
MY DARLING (84-18547) ROOKIE METALLICA 16
THE MYSTERY (84-29617) SUPERIOR FORCES 3B02
INFERNAL SNIT (84-44010) APRIL MAIL-IN 14A
GASHI (85-12308) E16 ALBANIA
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes