DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/02/2024 Duedate: 08/29/2024
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM 39 TURN 457
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DARKWING DUCK
DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
(39-4349) [11-7-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FORTIFIED CHUCKLEBUMM
BOOK OF THOMAS (479) TROLLHEIM (501)
(39-4274) [28-8-0,117] (39-4431) [7-2-0,55]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
YENTAL ZEEVE NAOS
THE MIDDLE WAY (385) PUPPIS (492)
(39-4298) [15-39-0,84] (39-4394) [4-2-0,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
POSITION IS EMPTY
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BABY (461) 48
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 16 YUPPIE LORE (499)
3. FAR TRAVELERS (502) 14 Unchartered Team
4. TROLLHEIM (501) 9
5. PUPPIS (492) -3 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS (502) 1 0 1 100. 1/ 2 BASH BROS BABY (461) 7 8 0
2/ 1 YUPPIE LORE (499) 15 7 0 68.2 2/ 1*TROLLHEIM (501) 7 8 0
3/ 2*TROLLHEIM (501) 20 13 0 60.6 3/ 3 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 5 2 0
4/ 3 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 344 232 20 59.7 4/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 3 0 0
5/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (479) 215 157 15 57.8 5/ 4 YUPPIE LORE (499) 2 2 0
6/ 5 BASH BROS BABY (461) 294 238 13 55.3 6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 2 7 0
7/ 4 PUPPIS (492) 13 11 0 54.2 7/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS (502) 1 0 1
8/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 593 730 15 44.8 8/ 5 PUPPIS (492) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
XOCHITHLAN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see DRUG MOM win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, NATIVE
LOOTER beat CUDDLEBUG and CUDDLEBUG lost 7 points. You're breakin' my heart. Looks
like XOCHITHLAN has some guts at least, INBOX ZERO the Duelmaster was this turn's
most-challenged warrior. DARKWING DUCK challenged XOCHITHLAN's Duelmaster for a shot
at the throne. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as DARKWING DUCK takes
the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a
very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new,
don't you, XOCHITHLAN?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? TROLLHEIM was the most avoided
team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like BASH
BROS BABY avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you
ask me. Hmph.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of XOCHITHLAN. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back
of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARKWING DUCK 4349 11 7 0 113 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FORTIFIED 4274 28 8 0 117 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
DUCK DUCK GOOSE 4244 14 7 0 108 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
DONALD DUCK 4225 21 19 1 99 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
TAKIDOR 4314 18 14 2 98 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
ASCENSION 4293 13 10 2 91 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRUG MOM 4421 10 1 1 88 BASH BROS BABY (461)
INBOX ZERO 4403 15 3 0 86 YUPPIE LORE (499)
YENTAL ZEEVE 4298 15 39 0 84 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
FORMULA SHORTAGE 4388 12 9 0 69 BASH BROS BABY (461)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRYING 4412 7 3 0 61 BASH BROS BABY (461)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NAOS 4394 4 2 0 56 PUPPIS (492)
CHUCKLEBUMM 4431 7 2 0 55 TROLLHEIM (501)
CUDDLEBUG 4428 5 2 0 42 TROLLHEIM (501)
APPLE CORE 4372 5 25 0 40 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUGWORT 4433 5 1 0 32 TROLLHEIM (501)
FEVERED 4427 7 3 0 29 BASH BROS BABY (461)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEERSHEBA CHANG 4416 4 9 0 21 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
ARCHAMBEAU 4444 1 0 1 14 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
GUFFAKINS 4429 2 4 0 10 TROLLHEIM (501)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RIRORNI DESERTER 0 0 0 ARCHAMBEAU 4444 457 NONE
PACIFIED 4446 0 1 0 BASH BROS BABY 461 DARK ELF MAGE 457 NONE
CEDRIC DUNCAN 4395 4 14 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 385 DRUG MOM 4421 453 NOT REVENGED
BILLO 4439 1 1 0 TROLLHEIM 501 DARK ELF CHAMPIO 457 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Where: Lapur DM 29
When: Turn 1000 -- August 6th, 2024 is the due date.
Announcing Lapur's 1000th turn. Over the past 38+ years many legendary fighters and
managers have attended the Lapurian Arena. If you are one of those managers and have a
inactive team, send them into fight for turn 1000. If you have a tourney team in Lapur
and need some new recruits for the next tourney, send them in to fight in the Dark
Arena on turn 1000. Load up the Dark Arena with a page full of fights in the
newsletter and make it memorable. For this one turn join in and celebrate the arena's
1000th. C'mon dust off your old Lapurian warriors and send them to fight during the
day or night for turn 1000 on August 6th!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BILLO was butchered by DARK ELF CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PACIFIED was slaughtered by DARK ELF MAGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DARKWING DUCK handily defeated INBOX ZERO in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
CHUCKLEBUMM vanquished APPLE CORE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DUCK DUCK GOOSE overpowered FORMULA SHORTAGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DONALD DUCK was bested by FORTIFIED in a unpopular 6 minute veteran's duel.
TAKIDOR savagely defeated ENEMY ARCHER in a popular 1 minute gruesome master's brawl.
ASCENSION vanquished RIRORNI ASSASSIN in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
YENTAL ZEEVE was overpowered by DRUG MOM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NAOS was luckily beaten by CRYING in a exciting 4 minute gruesome fight.
CUDDLEBUG was beaten by NATIVE LOOTER in a 2 minute fight.
MUGWORT subdued BEERSHEBA CHANG in a 2 minute match.
FEVERED devastated GUFFAKINS in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
ARCHAMBEAU murdered RIRORNI DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 6 - 2 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
Turn 457 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK DARKWING DUCK 4349 11 7 0 113 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
TOTAL PARRY FORTIFIED 4274 28 8 0 117 BOOK OF THOMAS (479)
LUNGING ATTACK DUCK DUCK GOOSE 4244 14 7 0 108 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
PARRY-STRIKE DONALD DUCK 4225 21 19 1 99 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK DRUG MOM 4421 10 1 1 88 BASH BROS BABY (461)
AIMED BLOW INBOX ZERO 4403 15 3 0 86 YUPPIE LORE (499)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is YENTAL ZEEVE 4298. The most popular warrior this
turn was NAOS 4394. The ten other most popular fighters were TAKIDOR 4314, MUGWORT
4433, CHUCKLEBUMM 4431, CRYING 4412, BILLO 4439, DARKWING DUCK 4349, DUCK DUCK GOOSE
4244, ASCENSION 4293, DRUG MOM 4421, and APPLE CORE 4372.
The least popular fighter this week was FORTIFIED 4274. The other ten least popular
fighters were DONALD DUCK 4225, GUFFAKINS 4429, YENTAL ZEEVE 4298, FORMULA SHORTAGE
4388, INBOX ZERO 4403, PACIFIED 4446, ARCHAMBEAU 4444, FEVERED 4427, BEERSHEBA CHANG
4416, and CUDDLEBUG 4428.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DONALD DUCK (39-4225) DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
GREEN VALLEY
Green Valley, DM 87, will be opening soon! This arena will process on a two-week
cycle. Orders for inaugural battles are due on September 11, 2024.
Storm Point, DM 86 will be closed to new teams, effective August 31. Any new teams
that arrive after that will be rerouted to Green Valley. DM 86 will continue to
process on its normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as
necessary.
-- RSI