DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/20/2026 Duedate: 04/02/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1001
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLOODS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [34-6-0,176]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOODS POSITION IS EMPTY
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [34-6-0,176]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY SWEET SORROW
DREAMS WORK (538) OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5331) [9-17-0,105] (40-5335) [17-12-1,93]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE SHIRE (321) 46
2. DREAMS WORK (538) 12 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 11 Unchartered Team
4. OXY MORONS (537) 5
5. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 3 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (236)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 36 10 0 78.3 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 9 5 2
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 182 82 4 68.9 2/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 7 2 0
3- 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 89 47 0 65.4 3/ 8 THE SHIRE (321) 6 3 0
4- 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 109 80 2 57.7 4/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 6 4 0
5/ 5 GR8 PL8TS (499) 30 24 2 55.6 5/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 3 6 0
6/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 80 69 4 53.7 6/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 3 6 0
7/ 7 OXY MORONS (537) 123 118 5 51.0 7/ 7 GR8 PL8TS (499) 2 3 0
8/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1291 1528 36 45.8 8- 4 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 1 3 0
9/10 THE SHIRE (321) 95 134 4 41.5 9- 6 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
ELEVEN! Eleven Duelmaster Titles! How many will it be before someone does
something about it? Can anyone? Really? Can anyone defy the potential wrath of
Pandora? Buncha pansies.
-- Floods, DMXI
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. It was a tough week for PHILANTHROPISTS, to
drop 4 places in the rankings. Coming up with a solid 4-0-0 outing, THE SHIRE has
advanced 5 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for ROSIE COTTON, who
flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing TURTLE NEMESIS like a melon. Keep
your eye on this gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.
TURTLE NEMESIS was beat by ROSIE COTTON and drops 12 points. The most challenged
warrior this week was FLOODS. If this keeps up, our Duelmaster's going to need more
avoids! Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!
FLOODS made a challenge against HUMPTY DUMPTY this week. Going for the gusto and
coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was DREAMS WORK's HUMPTY DUMPTY, who was
turned away from the Duelmastership by FLOODS. An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid PHILANTHROPISTS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does ZENSU really have that many
liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch THE SHIRE's act in the arena. Those
acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from PHILANTHROPISTS. Was it guts or an
overtaxed mental capacity that had THE HEDGE challenge up 33 points in the rankings
to take on NEERLY STENN? I heard THE HEDGE laughed all the way to the inn as its new
point total of 97 was posted in the arena. I guess beating NEERLY STENN really pays!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Congrats to SANCHO PROUDFOOT for revenging the death of
his teammate (but more importantly, feeding TERRIBLE BEAUTY a bit of dirt). Ask not
the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZENSU have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOODS 5263 34 6 0 176 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EERIE BEEF 5383 10 1 0 131 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 17 0 105 DREAMS WORK (538)
KEN 5297 18 21 0 104 DREAMS WORK (538)
BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 10 2 0 101 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
DARKNESS 5330 17 4 0 100 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
THE HEDGE 5316 12 9 0 97 THE SHIRE (321)
-SLACK JAW 4147 24 2 0 95 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
SWEET SORROW 5335 17 12 1 93 OXY MORONS (537)
YU CRYN 4977 15 11 2 92 GR8 PL8TS (499)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRAZY TRAIN 1750 17 11 0 90 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
NEERLY STENN 5273 19 29 1 88 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-BLOOD BATH 1748 15 13 0 86 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
-DELUGE 5332 11 6 0 86 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-PARANOID 1747 18 9 0 82 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
DOS JONES 5272 17 31 0 82 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
ROSIE COTTON 5328 9 7 1 82 THE SHIRE (321)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 8 2 0 68 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DISEASE 5327 10 9 0 61 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 13 12 0 59 THE SHIRE (321)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 8 8 0 56 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
MOOR PALE 5373 8 14 0 44 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-CEPHUS 5379 3 4 0 41 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
LEAD BALLOON 5391 8 3 0 37 OXY MORONS (537)
-WANDA 5376 8 3 0 36 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOING NOWHERE 5400 4 4 2 32 OXY MORONS (537)
DAVE 5351 3 2 0 30 DREAMS WORK (538)
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 2 2 0 27 OXY MORONS (537)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ICEMAN 5385 5 4 0 22 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
BOBO BOFFINS 5414 1 0 0 13 THE SHIRE (321)
DEADLY LOCUST 5375 2 5 0 11 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 1 1 1 10 OXY MORONS (537)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOBO BOFFINS 5410 0 1 0 THE SHIRE 321 TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 1000 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SANCHO PROUDFOOT devastated TERRIBLE BEAUTY in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
FLOODS won victory over HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 2 minute expert's Challenge Title battle.
THE HEDGE defeated NEERLY STENN in a 1 minute master's Challenge duel.
SWEET SORROW was bested by DARKNESS in a exciting 4 minute bloody veteran's fight.
EERIE BEEF devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
KEN beat YU CRYN in a popular 1 minute master's brawl.
BROCCOLI BRIDE handily defeated DOS JONES in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
TURTLE NEMESIS was defeated by ROSIE COTTON in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MOOR PALE savagely defeated GOING NOWHERE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight.
LEAD BALLOON luckily beat DAVE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
DEADLY LOCUST was devastated by EXTREME AVERAGE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BOBO BOFFINS demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 9 - 0 77 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 25 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 23 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 37 - 0 35 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
Turn 1001 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 34 6 0 176 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
WALL OF STEEL EERIE BEEF 5383 10 1 0 131 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
PARRY-LUNGE BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 10 2 0 101 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HEDGE 5316 12 9 0 97 THE SHIRE (321)
AIMED BLOW TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 8 2 0 68 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was SWEET SORROW 5335. The ten other most popular fighters were DAVE 5351,
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, EERIE BEEF 5383, BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380, YU CRYN 4977, ROSIE COTTON
5328, MOOR PALE 5373, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, and FLOODS 5263.
The least popular fighter this week was DEADLY LOCUST 5375. The other ten least
popular fighters were TURTLE NEMESIS 5382, BOBO BOFFINS 5414, GOING NOWHERE 5400, DOS
JONES 5272, NEERLY STENN 5273, SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255, LEAD BALLOON 5391, KEN 5297,
DARKNESS 5330, and THE HEDGE 5316.