DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/16/2026 Duedate: 10/29/2026
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 1016
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TERRIBLE BEAUTY
OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5407) [12-5-2,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TERRIBLE BEAUTY POSITION IS EMPTY
OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5407) [12-5-2,118]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HUMPTY DUMPTY GOING NOWHERE
DREAMS WORK (538) OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5331) [13-28-0,114] (40-5400) [12-11-2,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OXY MORONS (537) 39
2. GR8 PL8TS (499) -7 OXY MORONS (537)
3. DREAMS WORK (538) -44 Unchartered Team
KHOR'S PRAETORIANS (456)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 60 16 0 78.9 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 11 2 1
2- 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 202 94 5 68.2 2/ 2 DREAMS WORK (538) 4 2 0
3/ 3 OXY MORONS (537) 169 142 7 54.3 3- 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 3 0 1
4/ 4 GR8 PL8TS (499) 33 30 3 52.4 4- 6 THE SHIRE (321) 1 4 0
5/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 94 87 4 51.9 5/ 7 GR8 PL8TS (499) 0 3 0
6- 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1298 1550 36 45.6 6- 8 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 0 1 0
7- 8 THE SHIRE (321) 108 154 4 41.2 7- 5 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, in ZENSU a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor. So
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. And let's see, GOING NOWHERE fought
KHALHUMS DWARF and gained 14 points and contributed to OXY MORONS' 4-0-0. YU CRYN
has lost to HUMPTY DUMPTY, falling 7 points, while helping make GR8 PL8TS a 0-1-0
turn. We should ask TERRIBLE BEAUTY about the thrill of victory, and what being the
new Duelmaster does for a warrior, she's now the one to ask. Can someone confirm a
rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The
Victory Tavern until they win. Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Is it really true that ZENSU has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?
Just thought I'd ask...
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your
swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to
paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 12 5 2 118 OXY MORONS (537)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 13 28 0 114 DREAMS WORK (538)
-DARKNESS 5330 25 6 0 102 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-THE HEDGE 5316 15 12 0 92 THE SHIRE (321)
DAVE 5351 12 8 0 92 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOING NOWHERE 5400 12 11 2 87 OXY MORONS (537)
-DELUGE 5332 13 7 1 86 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
YU CRYN 4977 16 15 2 83 GR8 PL8TS (499)
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 12 7 1 80 OXY MORONS (537)
-ROSIE COTTON 5328 9 13 1 73 THE SHIRE (321)
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 16 17 0 71 THE SHIRE (321)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANDY CORN 5437 2 0 0 21 OXY MORONS (537)
-POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418 3 2 0 18 THE SHIRE (321)
-EXPLOSION 5435 1 1 0 11 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-BOBO BOFFINS 5442 0 1 0 1 THE SHIRE (321)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MOOR PALE 5373 11 24 0 BEYOND THE PALE 337 EXTREME AVERAGE 5404 1014
BOBO BOFFINS 5414 5 3 0 THE SHIRE 321 51ST STATE 5371 1012 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DAVE was devastated by TERRIBLE BEAUTY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
HUMPTY DUMPTY vanquished YU CRYN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
EXTREME AVERAGE savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute fight.
GOING NOWHERE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 4 minute veteran's fight.
CANDY CORN devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 9 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 12 - 1 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 31 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 18 - 2 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 1016 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 6 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407 12 5 2 118 OXY MORONS (537)
LUNGING ATTACK DAVE 5351 12 8 0 92 DREAMS WORK (538)
WALL OF STEEL GOING NOWHERE 5400 12 11 2 87 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331. The most popular warrior this
turn was GOING NOWHERE 5400. The ten other most popular fighters were EXTREME
AVERAGE 5404, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, CANDY CORN 5437, DAVE 5351,
YU CRYN 4977, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was YU CRYN 4977. The other ten least popular
fighters were DAVE 5351, CANDY CORN 5437, HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407,
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, GOING NOWHERE 5400, 0, 0, 0, and 0.