DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/30/2003 Duedate: 06/12/2003
ZENSU ARENA
DM-40 TURN-415
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BIRDBRAIN
WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
(40-3921) [12-3-0,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BIRDBRAIN POSITION IS EMPTY
WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
(40-3921) [12-3-0,115]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TERIS JOPHAN
BEYOND THE PALE (337) BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-3895) [12-15-1,54] (40-3846) [14-29-0,76]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(79)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SUNNYLAND (382) 23
2. RELIGIOUS HERALD (306) 21 CARNIVAL (379)
3. CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 20 Unchartered Team
4. WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 8
5. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 6 DEAD (238)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CARNIVAL (379) 60 43 2 58.3 1/ 2 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 8 7 0
2/ 2 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 308 238 16 56.4 2/ 1 CARNIVAL (379) 8 7 0
3/ 3 THAT 80'S METAL (394) 52 42 1 55.3 3/ 3 THAT 80'S METAL (394) 5 4 0
4/ 0 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 44 45 2 49.4 4/ 4 SUNNYLAND (382) 4 2 0
5/ 4 RELIGIOUS HERALD (306) 22 25 2 46.8 5/ 5 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 4 11 0
6/ 6 SUNNYLAND (382) 17 24 1 41.5 6/ 6 RELIGIOUS HERALD (306) 3 0 0
7/ 5 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 271 407 7 40.0 7/ 0 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 231): DOMINO of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 463): THE ARDIVENTI CHEF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
Puerco, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 463): LADY DOROTHY of OLYMPIANS (?, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 456): MAJOR MUFFINS of SWEET MARINES (General Snookums, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 452): FLITTER MCGEE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 453): BIG HURT of BARONE (Sly, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 453): DEADMAN of HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 449): THE FRATSFAN CHEF of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (Generalissimo
Puerco, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 414): BIRDBRAIN of WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 408): GWYN AP NUDD of CAER SIDHE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 400): FIENDISH GLEE of CLEVER LINGO (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 178): LONGARMOFTHELAW of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 312): CROW of SHADOW SIGNS (Shadowgate, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 302): MIDNIGHT RAMBLER of WAYFARERS (Schendirk, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 133): BEER of STUFF I BROUGHT (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 348): PRIMUS BOUND of SUPERIOR FORCES from ZENSU (Manager)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 231): X-FORCE (Savant, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 463): TUFT TUGGERS (Tankesh Dushanbe, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 463): THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 456): THE DEMOCRATS (Al Gore, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 452): AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 453): BARONE (Sly, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 453): none
DM 30 IAYE (turn 449): THE GREENHOUSE (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 414): CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 408): WANDERERS (Schendirk, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 400): none
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 178): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 312): WIMPS OF DEATH (Wimpy, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 302): WHY KNOT (Clove-Hitch, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 133): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 348): BOXES (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 231): WEIRD WILLIAM of LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 462): SHAIRLINDRIA of TUFT TUGGERS (Tankesh Dushanbe, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 462): CRAIG of OLYMPIANS (?, mgr.)
ESOX LUCIUS of DELIVERANCE (Lance Turbo, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 455): TOE-PAZ #2 of ROCK ETTS (Pie-Rite, mgr.)
COLOSSUS of BLADES OF WONDER (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 451): JEHANNUM of THE ASININE (Philthy Phil, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 452): VAMPIRE of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 449): THE FRATSFAN CHEF of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (Generalissimo
Puerco, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 406): SMASHNGRAB of FIST OF FIVE (Stik, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 400): FIENDISH GLEE of CLEVER LINGO (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 301): AVARICIOUS AVON of TOMATO ENFORCER (THawk, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 133): BEER of STUFF I BROUGHT (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ZENSU brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see KING LOVE win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, KING
LOVE beat DEAD DUCK and DEAD DUCK lost 17 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if
variety is the spice of life, ZENSU may be getting bland, as BIRDBRAIN stays top dog
in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some
of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. CARNIVAL, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were
this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who
led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was
WIMPS MOST FOWL. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, JUDAS PRIEST was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines
through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
What does the ZENSU arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIRDBRAIN 3921 12 3 0 115 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUDAS PRIEST 3869 17 11 0 99 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
KING LOVE 3748 9 8 1 94 SUNNYLAND (382)
KLUMSY TUMBLES 3918 9 0 0 93 CARNIVAL (379)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 3708 10 7 0 80 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
JOPHAN 3846 14 29 0 76 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
FOIL D'AGEN 3909 6 7 0 75 CARNIVAL (379)
DESPICABLE DUCK 3915 11 7 0 74 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
-SQUISH THE GERBIL 3778 9 4 0 74 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
DEAD DUCK 3911 12 7 2 70 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ONE-MAN BAND 3841 14 10 0 58 CARNIVAL (379)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TERIS 3895 12 15 1 54 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
ENOCH 2814 6 8 0 48 RELIGIOUS HERALD (306)
SIANNA 3914 12 8 0 44 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
WARRANT 3920 6 11 0 40 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
OUATE LE PHOQUE 3902 5 3 0 36 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
JIMMY CRICKET 3744 6 8 0 35 SUNNYLAND (382)
BIG BOP 3935 5 2 0 35 CARNIVAL (379)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUAKY ASP 3919 6 3 0 33 CARNIVAL (379)
SPIRITED 3766 4 1 1 33 RELIGIOUS HERALD (306)
FLUSTER 3933 4 5 1 33 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
YARDBIRD 3934 4 4 0 27 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMP THE CAMEL 3903 2 5 0 21 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
QUEENSRYCHE 3942 4 2 0 15 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
ARNIE EL SHEW 3930 2 9 0 15 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-LEADFOOT 3516 2 0 0 14 TACO GODS (152)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-B 3746 2 6 0 12 SUNNYLAND (382)
TIGER ELF 3941 0 7 0 11 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-IRON MAIDEN 3872 1 3 0 6 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HAMMY HAMSTER 3922 0 1 0 CRUEL PET NAMES 381 ARENAMASTER DIEGO 23 415 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Bird Brain -- Congrats on taking the DM. -- Carny
Judas -- How could you fall from DM into the depths? How? How? -- Carny
All Note -- What must be a new world record 48 pt. gain teams moving. -- Carny
War Report -- The war vs. Sianna goes well. One-Man Band prepares to attack with all
notes out of tune. Senna will flee. -- Klumsy Tumbles
Jophan -- Exercise! Exercise! -- Foil D'Agen
Sianna -- En garde! One-Man Band prepares to attack. -- Quaky Asp
Jimmy Cricket -- Odds on you were high. -- One-Man Band
Foil D'Agen -- Tish. You didn't NEED that, you know. -- Jophan
Quacky Asp -- Actually, you're a fowler wimp, in your way, than the wimpy fowls. A
paradox of a sort, or maybe just a dox and a half. -- Sianna
Big Bop -- I think it was the second bop that did for me. -- Teris
Fluster -- (annoyed hiss) -- Tiger Elf
Gee, I didn't realize the Mordant Deserter was so fragile. -- Arnie El Shew
Birdbrain -- (paling) No, I didn't like them at all. -- Jophan
Big Bop -- (confused look) I challenged you? Are you sure? -- Tiger Elf
10 May 2003
To All -- Fellow managers, I humbly request your help. My team (Ex Oblivione) was
started in Monuntial (DM 34) back in '92. They were active for seven months. I have
lost all early traces of them. If any of you can help with copies of relevant
newsletters or, if you fought one of my warriors, copies of the fights, I would
greatly appreciate it. I only have one of my original warriors left from the early
team now active in DM 60. You can diplo me with any info here in the wonderful city
of Aradi. Thank you in advance. -- Enigma, manager Ex Oblivione
15 May 2003
Assurnasirbanipal invites all to use his computerized warrior management tool. The
program is the most extensive management tool ever created. It was meant to run on a
PALM OS PDA, but will run (emulated) on a PC or MAC. You can get this program on the
web at: http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir
27 May 2003
A note to everyone regarding manager names and manager lists -- If you're running a
team incognito, all you have to do is let me know and I won't put your name on any
manager lists. It has seemed though, that more people want their names listed, even
if they do not announce themselves, than the other way around. Also, I do maintain
the list more or less by hand and errors do creep in. You have but to say I've made
an error and no one will be the wiser (except thee and me, of course). -- The Saint,
keeper of lists
30 May 2003
Duelmasters Friends and Friendly Foes -- I am returning to the United States for the
summer. Please direct any Snailmail to:
Devon Hagy
Open Skies Ministries
Att: Hammer
1515 E 7th St
Okmulgee, OK 74447
USA
Bro De is the founder and president of Open Skies Ministries [Prison Ministry] and a
newcomer to the world of Duelmasters. We minister together when I am in the area.
See you on the sands!
-- Daryl P Holloman aka Hammer
Flower Hammerz DM 28
Casino Hammerz DM 33
Fish Hammerz DM 54
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HAMMY HAMSTER was butchered by ARENAMASTER DIEGO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DESPICABLE DUCK was devastated by JUDAS PRIEST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WARRANT was overcome by TERIS in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
FLUSTER vanquished QUEENSRYCHE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
YARDBIRD overpowered ARNIE EL SHEW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BIRDBRAIN vanquished FOIL D'AGEN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DEAD DUCK was overpowered by KING LOVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JOPHAN defeated ONE-MAN BAND in a action packed 4 minute expert's melee.
KLUMSY TUMBLES vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BIG BOP lost to ENOCH in a popular 1 minute duel.
SIANNA was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven match.
OUATE LE PHOQUE outlasted QUAKY ASP in a tiresome 21 minute brutal fight.
SPIRITED viciously subdued HUMP THE CAMEL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict.
JIMMY CRICKET savagely defeated TIGER ELF in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 2 - 1 83 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 15 - 8 - 0 65 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 12 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 14 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 12 - 0 29 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 7 - 0 0 |
Turn 415 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BIRDBRAIN 3921 12 3 0 115 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
SLASHING ATTACK JUDAS PRIEST 3869 17 11 0 99 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
LUNGING ATTACK KLUMSY TUMBLES 3918 9 0 0 93 CARNIVAL (379)
TOTAL PARRY DEAD DUCK 3911 12 7 2 70 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIANNA 3914 12 8 0 44 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
BASHING ATTACK BIG BOP 3935 5 2 0 35 CARNIVAL (379)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TERIS 3895. The most popular warrior this turn was
JOPHAN 3846. The ten other most popular fighters were SPIRITED 3766, TIGER ELF 3941,
JIMMY CRICKET 3744, YARDBIRD 3934, TERIS 3895, KING LOVE 3748, KLUMSY TUMBLES 3918,
ENOCH 2814, FLUSTER 3933, and ONE-MAN BAND 3841.
The least popular fighter this week was OUATE LE PHOQUE 3902. The other ten least
popular fighters were QUAKY ASP 3919, HUMP THE CAMEL 3903, SIANNA 3914, DEAD DUCK
3911, FOIL D'AGEN 3909, ARNIE EL SHEW 3930, QUEENSRYCHE 3942, DESPICABLE DUCK 3915,
HAMMY HAMSTER 3922, and BIRDBRAIN 3921.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
JUDAS PRIEST (40-3869) THAT 80'S METAL (394)