DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER Date : 06/27/2003 Duedate: 07/10/2003 ZENSU ARENA DM-40 TURN-417 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS KLUMSY TUMBLES CARNIVAL (379) (40-3918) [11-0-0,124] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader KLUMSY TUMBLES DRAXLER CARNIVAL (379) OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347) (40-3918) [11-0-0,124] (40-3294) [6-3-0,26] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite TERIS NINSEI BEYOND THE PALE (337) NEUROMANCERS (404) (40-3895) [14-15-1,66] (40-3959) [0-1-0,1] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BEYOND THE PALE (337) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 40 2. NEUROMANCERS (404) 35 CARNIVAL (379) 3. THAT 80'S METAL (394) 28 Unchartered Team 4. CARNIVAL (379) 16 5. OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347) -3 OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347) 10 5 0 66.7 1/ 2 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 10 5 0 2/ 1 CARNIVAL (379) 68 45 2 60.2 2/ 1 CARNIVAL (379) 9 6 0 3/ 2 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 313 243 16 56.3 3/ 3 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 8 7 0 4/ 3 THAT 80'S METAL (394) 55 45 1 55.0 4/ 4 RELIGIOUS HERALD (306) 4 2 1 5/ 4 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 45 47 2 48.9 5/ 5 THAT 80'S METAL (394) 4 5 0 6/ 5 RELIGIOUS HERALD (306) 24 27 3 47.1 6/ 6 SUNNYLAND (382) 3 3 0 7/ 6 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 279 409 7 40.6 7/ 7 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 2 4 0 8/ 7 SUNNYLAND (382) 18 27 1 40.0 8/ 0*NEUROMANCERS (404) 1 4 0 9/ 0*NEUROMANCERS (404) 1 4 0 20.0 9/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Andorians Abroad #8 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ + Zuwayza: Tankesh parried the guard captain's thrust and riposted, cutting the man's sword arm. Minor wound, wouldn't stop him, wouldn't even slow him down. Damn. He parried again. This guardsman was too good, he had no business being this good! Off to the side, Kasarya gave a sudden squeak, and the sounds of struggle there ceased. Tankesh still couldn't turn to look, but he had the uneasy feeling that one of the other guardsmen was going to sneak up on him from the side, if he couldn't take this one out of the fight in a hurry. The guard captain knew it, too, and pressed him harder. There was a soft explosion, a nearly silent puff of air, but the ground shifted under his feet. Tankesh sprang back, disengaging automatically, and the guard captain did likewise. Both men looked around quickly. At first glance, nothing seemed changed. At second glance...nothing seemed quite the same. The building Tankesh was facing across the street, of sooty red brick imperfectly plastered, turned browner and somewhat cleaner, though still imperfectly plastered. The air, usually cool and damp even in summer, was suddenly hot and dry. Excited voices called out in a language that sounded like Akhaddic but...not quite the same; Tankesh didn't recognize many of the words he was hearing. He stared at the guard captain, who stared back at him, wide-eyed. The ground rocked again, and there was a sound, or not quite a sound, like ripping silk. Dirty red brick and damp, cool air. Before the guardsmen could react to the second change, Tankesh whirled and grabbed Kasarya's arm, jerking her away from the man holding her, and plunged down a convenient alley...which he didn't remember being there before, but he wasn't going to look this gift horse in the mouth. With any luck, the guardsmen would be too shaken to pursue them. Not that GOOD luck had been a prominent feature of his day so far. Which meant it was about time for that to change, dammit. He was due some good luck! The alley turned sharply and plunged into a tunnel formed where the second stories of the buildings on either side reached out to touch each other. He watched alertly for open doors or gates, anything to get them into more shelter and concealment, because the guardsmen would have recovered quickly, and he thought he could hear them behind, stumbling over barrels in the alley and pounding on doors. No, wait, there hadn't BEEN any barrels in the alley.... Worry about that later. The immediate need was to get away. The alley took another sharp turn and opened out into a little courtyard filled with harsh, hot sunlight. Not Zuwayza. But there were enemies here, just the same. Men in robes and turbans and the dark, hawk-nosed faces characteristic of the Karnhorns turned at the sound of running feet, hands going automatically to the curved swords that each wore at his waist. Tankesh darted sideways, dragging Kasarya after him, in the hopes of finding an exit or at least putting a wall at his back. Tripped over something--he heard the sharp yapping of a dog as he fell. His head slammed against something else, hard, and that was all he knew. + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Andorians Abroad #9 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ + Iaye and beyond: Goff's boat was not what they'd expected. Raoul admitted to himself that the big manager had looked like someone who would own a rowboat for the fishing. But this...was a worthy vessel. It had a mast and sails--probably all with technical names, not that Raoul cared. It was a trim vessel and fit to cross the Trier, which was what counted. It actually had a crew of two who did things to the sails, took them up and down, changed their angle, and so on. Sailor stuff. They seemed to enjoy what they were doing, but as far as he was concerned, a boat was transportation, and that was all. "How far is it to Istoreth?" Raoul asked. "A hundred twenty-five, maybe a hundred fifty miles, I haven't measured." Goff shrugged. "The wind's against us, it always is this time of year, but even so, it shouldn't take more than a few days." Istoreth: "But this is the goods!" Peranis protested. He knew his voice was getting shrill, but he couldn't help it. These S'varni were maddening. They didn't CARE. "With this book," he urged, trying to speak more calmly, even though this was the third of the city's princes he'd made his pitch to, "you'd have the entire Andorian intelligence network under your hand, and the power to coerce many of the Andorian lords into obedience, as well." Lord Haluren, a FARMER, for the gods' sake, the Sealord and the Spelllord having already turned him down, shrugged. "Why would I want the Andorian intelligence network? Would it bring rain in season, or prevent the malformed births of sheep and cattle?" "But..." Peranis swallowed, "but you could sell it to the Osksi, if nothing else! They'd give you a good price for it, more than I'm asking." "Sell it to the Osksi yourself, then," Haluren advised. "I understand the winds are favorable for sailing to Osksi at this season. Have a good trip." Peranis found himself outside the door, with no clear notion of what he was going to do next. His dreams of wealth and power were not materializing. The Black Book WAS valuable, but if he couldn't find a buyer...he wasn't sure that he could use that information safely himself. Certainly not from a base in Andoria. There were enough assassins left that his survival would be measured in days, weeks at the most, once he made his first approach. Probably not in Osksi, either. They were the enemies of Andoria, but they had their own code of honor and nothing but disgust for a traitor, which is how they'd see him. He reconsidered his original plan, to take the Book to the Karnhorns, then shook his head. Better to leave them out of it. They had no honor at all, and if someone--Kaliv Jhuizkhal of Kurukar, for example-- decided he wanted the Black Book, he would simply order Peranis' death and take it. Which meant staying in Skaithvarn. But not in Istoreth, apparently. Well, there must be someone, some prince of a small kingdom who would like to increase his power. Maybe a prince with a daughter he could marry. Yes, that had appeal. With renewed confidence in his glorious future, the assassin set out for the waterfront. He would find a boat to take him south along the peninsula, to one of the other kingdoms. * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 232): DOMINO of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 465): THE ARDIVENTI CHEF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 465): TIGER JIM of THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 458): SARGENT SUGAR of SWEET MARINES (General Snookums, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 454): VIKING of SAVAGES (Tarzan, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 455): GLORY of DARKENED PRIDE (Sylvester Frothingslosh, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 455): R'AKA of THE DREADLANDS (LHI, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 451): VALLISNERIA of THE GREENHOUSE (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 416): BIRDBRAIN of WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 410): GWYN AP NUDD of CAER SIDHE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 402): VEERS of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 179): MERADI of KING AND COUNTRY (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 314): CROW of SHADOW SIGNS (Shadowgate, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 304): MIDNIGHT RAMBLER of WAYFARERS (Schendirk, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 134): KING TEC of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 350): PRIMUS BOUND of SUPERIOR FORCES from ZENSU (Manager) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 232): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 465): none DM 14 TOBIR (turn 465): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 458): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellubmo, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 454): none DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 455): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 455): HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 451): CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 416): CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 410): BIRDS (JE, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 402): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 179): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 314): SHADOW SIGNS (Shadowgate, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 304): WAYFARERS (Schendirk, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 134): none ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 350): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 232): DOMINO of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.) BETHUNES of LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.) (turn 231): WEIRD WILLIAM of LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 465): THE ARDIVENTI CHEF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.) HITCHING POST of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.) PIOTR WYSMYK of 'CROSSED UP (Dr. Mabuse, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 465): TIGER JIM of THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.) (turn 464): BEAVIS of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 458): DEAF SMITH of THE ZOO (Morris, mgr.) (turn 457): MAJOR MUFFINS of SWEET MARINES (General Snookums, mgr.) SANDY of WOMEN OF REALITY (THawk, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 453): DOMINIK HASEK of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 454): DEADMAN of HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 451): FUNKY ELVIS of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 415): JUDAS PRIEST of THAT 80'S METAL (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 314): BAKY PARFUM of OGRES ARE US (Ghoti, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 304): MIDNIGHT RAMBLER of WAYFARERS (Schendirk, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 134): CENTURION of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.) BARRETT of DARQUE FORCES IV (Master Darque, mgr.) (turn 133): BEER of STUFF I BROUGHT (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.) SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of ZENSU brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, CARNIVAL, since BEYOND THE PALE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see QUEENSRYCHE win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, QUEENSRYCHE beat BIG BOP and BIG BOP lost 19 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as KLUMSY TUMBLES takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha! Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. WIMPS MOST FOWL, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was CARNIVAL. Ha ha ha ha! TERIS was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ZENSU's morgue. More variety. It's about time ENOCH got beat for picking on warriors like DEAD DUCK. Bravo, WIMPS MOST FOWL. See you at The Victory Tavern. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one. There's got to be a better place in ZENSU to get a drink than The Victory Tavern! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KLUMSY TUMBLES 3918 11 0 0 124 CARNIVAL (379) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DESPICABLE DUCK 3915 13 7 0 97 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) BIRDBRAIN 3921 13 4 0 93 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) FOIL D'AGEN 3909 8 7 0 92 CARNIVAL (379) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JOPHAN 3846 15 30 0 87 BEYOND THE PALE (337) -PHILLIP THE BIRD 3708 10 7 0 80 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) KING LOVE 3748 9 10 1 79 SUNNYLAND (382) ONE-MAN BAND 3841 16 10 0 77 CARNIVAL (379) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TERIS 3895 14 15 1 66 BEYOND THE PALE (337) SQUISH THE GERBIL 3778 9 5 0 63 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) DEAD DUCK 3911 13 8 2 61 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) SIANNA 3914 14 8 0 58 BEYOND THE PALE (337) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME QUEENSRYCHE 3942 6 2 0 56 THAT 80'S METAL (394) ENOCH 2814 7 9 1 53 RELIGIOUS HERALD (306) JIMMY CRICKET 3744 7 9 0 40 SUNNYLAND (382) SPIRITED 3766 5 2 1 40 RELIGIOUS HERALD (306) QUAKY ASP 3919 7 4 0 39 CARNIVAL (379) BIG BOP 3935 6 3 0 34 CARNIVAL (379) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OUATE LE PHOQUE 3902 5 4 0 32 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) TIGER ELF 3941 2 7 0 32 BEYOND THE PALE (337) WARRANT 3920 6 13 0 31 THAT 80'S METAL (394) HUMP THE CAMEL 3903 3 5 0 28 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) DRAXLER 3294 6 3 0 26 OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ARNIE EL SHEW 3930 3 10 0 20 BEYOND THE PALE (337) -OTRAR 3292 4 2 0 14 OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347) -LEADFOOT 3516 2 0 0 14 TACO GODS (152) RATZ 3960 1 0 0 13 NEUROMANCERS (404) -B 3746 2 6 0 12 SUNNYLAND (382) -IRON MAIDEN 3872 1 3 0 6 THAT 80'S METAL (394) MUD DUCK 3955 1 0 0 5 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) DANZIG 3954 1 0 0 4 THAT 80'S METAL (394) NINSEI 3959 0 1 0 1 NEUROMANCERS (404) CASE 3958 0 1 0 1 NEUROMANCERS (404) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? DEADEYE 3957 0 1 0 NEUROMANCERS 404 BLACK ORC 20 417 NONE CYA 3956 0 1 0 NEUROMANCERS 404 ARENAMASTER DIEGO 23 417 NONE YARDBIRD 3934 4 6 0 WIMPS MOST FOWL 355 DARK CHAMPION 24 417 NONE FLUSTER 3933 4 6 1 WIMPS MOST FOWL 355 ENOCH 2814 416 JUST REV PERSONAL ADS King Love -- I think I love you. -- Birdbrain One Man Band -- If I had been ready you would not have won. I think I hate you. -- Dead Duck Jophan -- I'm glad you are still able to teach. -- Despicable Duck Sianna -- I guess you were a little too much for me. -- Yardbird All -- Is just me or is it quite boring here of late? -- Wimpy Despicable Duck -- I love your routine where you jump around, shake your fists, and talk funny. -- Jophan P.S. I think it's the not-quite-lisp. P.P.S. I wonder if it's a not-quite because of the anagramatical quality, ducks not having lips, after all? Jimmy Cricket -- Amazing what a little tobacco sprinkled around the sands will do. -- Teris Yardbird -- I expect you had too much sun. Not hard, in this heat! But try staying inside for a while. -- Sianna P.S. And drink plenty of water. Where did all these beggars come from? -- Tiger Elf and Arnie El Shew Birdbrain -- Not really. As a spectator, I might have found your moves brilliant. As a recipient, no. -- Jophan Yardbird -- Eh? -- Arnie El Deaf-to-the-Dark Arena Shew Street Legal -- I think you should feel sorry for him because he's in the wrong profession. -- Teris Judas Priest -- And a good teacher you are also. -- Klumsy Quaky Asp -- A pleasure to show you some skills. -- Quaky Dead Duck -- Odds on you went off at 40-1. Someone knew something. Was it my new tunes? My secret rehearsals? Or maybe they love me. Really love my music. -- One- Man Band All -- I'm the top-warrior TP! Let's hear it! Everyone sing! -- One-Man Bird Brain -- 10-0 seems to be a barrier for straight wins so I won't challenge you. Anyway you seem a perfectly fine DM. You have my support. -- Klumsy Sianna -- We accept your apology and forgive you. What song do you want me to play? -- One-Man Band P.S. I'm top TP. Wimpy -- Your personals go to us. We censor them and they print what we OK. -- Carny 30 May 2003 Duelmasters Friends and Friendly Foes -- I am returning to the United States for the summer. Please direct any Snailmail to: Devon Hagy Open Skies Ministries Att: Hammer 1515 E 7th St Okmulgee, OK 74447 USA Bro De is the founder and president of Open Skies Ministries [Prison Ministry] and a newcomer to the world of Duelmasters. We minister together when I am in the area. See you on the sands! -- Daryl P Holloman aka Hammer Flower Hammerz DM 28 Casino Hammerz DM 33 Fish Hammerz DM 54 3 June 2003 The Company of Brothers want to take this opportunity to formally introduce ourselves to all players. Our play is NOT based on smack, rudeness, or anything less than fair play (well...as fair as it gets!) and improving the knowledge base of the game and the sharing of experimentation and information. We are not concerned with personal politics, ideals, etc. We are players who enjoy the game. Currently, our membership includes: Asmo Dius, Baphomet, and Fahkry. We wish to welcome our newest member...Suiside. May the gods smile upon you and victory rest well on your team. Any who wish to join us may contact one of our members for info. 4 June 2003 ANNOUNCING THE RETURN OF STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE The last Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse was one of the closest and most exciting contests ever held in Alastari. Such an epic demands a sequel. Therefore, Master Darque and Jack Wolfspider are pleased to announce the return of the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse. Where? Stormcrowe DM 45 (slow). When? The Slaughterhouse returns on Turn 207, due August 19. How can you get into the action? Bring a team (one per entrant please) to arena 45 and announce your intention to join the contest in the Personals. Rules: This time around the rules are very simple. Each warrior win against a higher rated opponent (one or more points higher in the ratings) brings you 10 points, against even rated opponent 7 points, lower rated 5 points. Wins against NPCs or by a warrior who downchallenges are worth 0 points. Points are doubled for kills. All warriors in the arena whether participating in the Slaughterhouse or not are fair game. Points are totaled weekly, and the contestant whose team has racked up the most points at the end of 10 turns is declared Slaughterhouse Champion. Prizes: To be announced; we're still talking with RSI about it. Figure it will be something pretty good. But hey, who needs prizes when the honor of being Slaughterhouse Champion awaits! More info: Master Darque, MasterDarqueDM@aol.com, or Jack Wolfspider, russtulp@aol.com. Or diplo Darque Forces (428) or Dynastic (433) in Arena 45. 26 June 2003 All -- Would you be willing to proxy my lunger Ganglare at the Face-to-Face? He's fighting in the champions tourney. Thanks. Write: Michael Rogers #25335-013, PO Box 6000, Florence, Co 81226 -- Skullagrim LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS YARDBIRD was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. DEADEYE was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle. CYA was murdered by ARENAMASTER DIEGO in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight. DEAD DUCK bested ENOCH in a 4 minute veteran's Bloodfeud fight. DESPICABLE DUCK demolished KING LOVE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. SPIRITED was vanquished by TERIS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. WARRANT was beaten by JIMMY CRICKET in a 4 minute Challenge brawl. BIRDBRAIN was handily defeated by KLUMSY TUMBLES in a 1 minute uneven Title fight. SQUISH THE GERBIL was vanquished by JOPHAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel. ONE-MAN BAND outwaited M. CHARDINEE in a 8 minute duel. FOIL D'AGEN savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight. BIG BOP was overpowered by QUEENSRYCHE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. QUAKY ASP subdued DRAXLER in a 6 minute competition. OUATE LE PHOQUE was handily defeated by SIANNA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided contest. ARNIE EL SHEW was unbelievably bested by HUMP THE CAMEL in a 2 minute bout. TIGER ELF overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel. MUD DUCK unbelievably bested CASE in a 3 minute novice's fray. DANZIG outwaited NINSEI in a popular 11 minute brutal amateur's brawl. RATZ demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 8 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 3 - 1 75 | |LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 16 - 9 - 0 64 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 14 - 1 62 | |AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 - 1 57 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 16 - 0 53 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 14 - 0 52 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 15 - 1 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 0 42 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 8 - 0 33 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 7 - 0 22 | Turn 417 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK KLUMSY TUMBLES 3918 11 0 0 124 CARNIVAL (379) AIMED BLOW DESPICABLE DUCK 3915 13 7 0 97 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) TOTAL PARRY ONE-MAN BAND 3841 16 10 0 77 CARNIVAL (379) PARRY-RIPOSTE SIANNA 3914 14 8 0 58 BEYOND THE PALE (337) STRIKING ATTACK QUEENSRYCHE 3942 6 2 0 56 THAT 80'S METAL (394) BASHING ATTACK BIG BOP 3935 6 3 0 34 CARNIVAL (379) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is TERIS 3895. The most popular warrior this turn was NINSEI 3959. The ten other most popular fighters were FOIL D'AGEN 3909, ARNIE EL SHEW 3930, YARDBIRD 3934, ENOCH 2814, SIANNA 3914, CASE 3958, TERIS 3895, JOPHAN 3846, WARRANT 3920, and JIMMY CRICKET 3744. The least popular fighter this week was DANZIG 3954. The other ten least popular fighters were QUAKY ASP 3919, DRAXLER 3294, BIG BOP 3935, ONE-MAN BAND 3841, KING LOVE 3748, DEAD DUCK 3911, DEADEYE 3957, OUATE LE PHOQUE 3902, SQUISH THE GERBIL 3778, and BIRDBRAIN 3921.