DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/31/2003 Duedate: 11/13/2003
ZENSU ARENA
DM-40 TURN-426
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SUSAN STO HELIT
THE DISC (411)
(40-4013) [4-1-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WARRANT POSITION IS EMPTY
THAT 80'S METAL (394)
(40-3920) [13-14-0,94]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SIANNA CRAZY LOON
BEYOND THE PALE (337) WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
(40-3914) [18-13-0,71] (40-3961) [4-5-0,31]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TACO GODS (152)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DISC (411) 50
2. TACO GODS (152) 22 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
3. APES OF WRATH (408) 13 Unchartered Team
4. EXOTIC TASTES (397) 11
5. WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 10 THE DISC (411)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*THE DISC (411) 18 7 1 72.0 1/ 1 TACO GODS (152) 11 3 0
2/ 6*APES OF WRATH (408) 2 1 0 66.7 2/ 2*THE DISC (411) 11 4 0
3/ 2 THAT 80'S METAL (394) 75 49 1 60.5 3/ 6*EXOTIC TASTES (397) 7 5 0
4/ 4 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 335 266 16 55.7 4/ 3 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 6 9 0
5/ 5 TACO GODS (152) 461 386 29 54.4 5/ 4 SUNNYLAND (382) 4 1 0
6/ 7 SUNNYLAND (382) 29 31 2 48.3 6/ 5 THAT 80'S METAL (394) 4 2 0
7/ 8*EXOTIC TASTES (397) 7 9 0 43.8 7/ 7*ACHAIANS (412) 4 6 1
8- 9*BATTLE SCHOOL (407) 12 17 1 41.4 8/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 3 12 0
9-10*NEUROMANCERS (404) 15 22 3 40.5 9/13*APES OF WRATH (408) 2 1 0
10/ 3*ACHAIANS (412) 4 6 1 40.0 10-12*STEELY TEN (410) 2 8 0
11/12 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 290 443 8 39.6 11-11*NEUROMANCERS (404) 1 1 1
12-13*STEELY TEN (410) 2 8 0 20.0 12- 8*BATTLE SCHOOL (407) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 236): ABYSS of PHANTOM FORCES 2 (The Catalyst, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 474): B.S. of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 474): BERWICK of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 467): HOMELESS PRINCE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellubmo)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 463): CURTIS JOSEPH of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 463): APE WILD of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 464): WOOLLY LOCO of POISONOUS PUGILISTS (Poison Ivy, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 460): SONIC TACO of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 425): SUSAN STO HELIT of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 418): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 411): COURIER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 184): VIOLENT VIOLET of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 323): ACHONDROPLASIA of ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 313): MALICHAI of WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (Vhagar, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 138): BATTLEMAGE of SHADOW MAGIC (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 359): DEMONFANG of DARK PANTHEON from TRANSEL (Doc Steele)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 236): TREE PEOPLE (Elderberry, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 474): 'CROSSED UP (Dr. Mabuse, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 474): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 467): none
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 463): BATTLEMANIA (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 463): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 464): MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 460): GAMEHENDGE (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 425): TACO GODS (The Oracle, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 418): THE FLINTSTONES (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 411): HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 184): MIDDLE WAY 8 (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 323): POWER BROKERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 313): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 138): SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 359): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 235): ODDJOB of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 474): SECRET of YOUNG JUSTICE (Rillion, mgr.)
NEVILLE of GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Rillion, mgr.)
(turn 473): RED HOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
SUMTHING PAINFUL of U.B.O.S.M. (Dreihdenflahg, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 474): BERWICK of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 467): JUDITH of WOMEN OF REALITY (THawk, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 417): FOOTSORE of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 411): COURIER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 322): VERISIMILITUDE of ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (Soultaker, mgr.)
PUTZ'N ALONG of JOKA MASHER! (Sultan, mgr.)
BIGGLES of BUMS 'R' US (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 312): RAZORTOOTHROTEY of TOMATO ENFORCER (THawk, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 137): SHADOW HAWK of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in ZENSU! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Uncool, BATTLE SCHOOL. I mean
0-0-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training
practice! APES OF WRATH like really fought hard to move up to 9th from 13th. Way to
go! One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 0 after going 4-1-0.
Keep it up, THE DISC! MVP award for CMOT DIBBLER? THE DISC's proud of him after
beating QUEENSRYCHE and getting 21 points. Talk about yer major upsets!
QUEENSRYCHE's match with CMOT DIBBLER cost him a loss of 16 points! This Duelmaster
is like something else! SUSAN STO HELIT stopped JIMMY CRICKET dead in his tracks! I
hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want
photogenic fighters for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? STEELY TEN was the most avoided team. Is a 2-8-0
record really that scary? I don't know what EXOTIC TASTES' been doing. They
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from STEELY TEN, that's fer sher. Can
BEYOND THE PALE's TIGER ELF be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but
is that really the same? People were asking me did SCOOTER REALLY challenge SIANNA?
(all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight,
or anything, but SIANNA wants me to write about it since she bested SCOOTER.
Satisfied? FRY GUY must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He
challenged TERIS. 9 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I
thought FRY GUY showed great skill and promise when he bested TERIS. All right, so I
slept through it! Big deal!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Remember
you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUSAN STO HELIT 4013 4 1 0 105 THE DISC (411)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CMOT DIBBLER 4011 5 0 1 105 THE DISC (411)
WARRANT 3920 13 14 0 94 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRY GUY 3655 11 9 0 86 TACO GODS (152)
JOPHAN 3846 15 39 0 84 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
QUEENSRYCHE 3942 11 5 0 82 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
JIMMY CRICKET 3744 10 12 0 77 SUNNYLAND (382)
SIANNA 3914 18 13 0 71 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TERIS 3895 15 23 1 69 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEADFOOT 3516 7 1 0 55 TACO GODS (152)
DANZIG 3954 9 0 0 54 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
GRILLED GRIZZLY 3891 3 0 0 44 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
-TRIANGLE MAN 4000 3 1 0 43 NEUROMANCERS (404)
SCOOTER 3985 4 3 0 39 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
-SPIKE 3963 3 3 1 37 NEUROMANCERS (404)
ARNIE EL SHEW 3930 6 16 1 35 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
PANDORA'S DIAPHRAGM 3730 4 1 0 34 TACO GODS (152)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRAZY LOON 3961 4 5 0 31 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
TIGER ELF 3941 5 13 0 28 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHUNKY MONKEY 3983 2 1 0 24 APES OF WRATH (408)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
B 3746 4 6 0 23 SUNNYLAND (382)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CYBERPUNK 4001 3 1 1 22 NEUROMANCERS (404)
CRYSOPHASE 4010 3 2 0 22 THE DISC (411)
AIAS TELAMONIAN 4015 1 1 0 19 ACHAIANS (412)
MUD DUCK 3955 4 6 0 18 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
WHIPPED WEASEL 3995 2 1 0 18 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
-GAUCHO 4005 1 1 0 18 STEELY TEN (410)
TROLL ENFORCER 4009 4 1 0 15 THE DISC (411)
-CASSIUS 3978 3 2 0 11 BATTLE SCHOOL (407)
TURKEY LURKEY 4003 3 2 0 11 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
OLD BIDDY 4035 2 0 0 9 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
DIOMEDES 4018 1 1 1 9 ACHAIANS (412)
-RAZOR BOY 4004 1 1 0 9 STEELY TEN (410)
ODYSSEUS 4014 1 1 0 8 ACHAIANS (412)
-TIBERIUS 3977 1 5 0 8 BATTLE SCHOOL (407)
WOMAN'S WRATH 4024 2 1 0 7 TACO GODS (152)
BRAISED BUFFALO 3999 2 1 0 7 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
-IRON MAIDEN 3872 1 3 0 6 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
-PERRY 4032 1 0 0 4 BATTLE SCHOOL (407)
MENELAOS 4016 1 1 0 4 ACHAIANS (412)
CHOPPED CAMEL 3998 0 3 0 3 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
-DOCTOR WU 4008 0 2 0 2 STEELY TEN (410)
MINISTRY 3993 0 2 0 2 TACO GODS (152)
-CHARLIE FREAK 4006 0 2 0 2 STEELY TEN (410)
AIAS OILIADES 4017 0 2 0 2 ACHAIANS (412)
-KID CHARLEMAGNE 4007 0 2 0 2 STEELY TEN (410)
-WALLY 4033 0 1 0 1 BATTLE SCHOOL (407)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BAD 4041 0 1 0 THE DISC 411 DARK CHAMPION 24 426 NONE
RINCEWIND 4012 2 2 0 THE DISC 411 CYBERPUNK 4001 425
CAPTAIN M. 3749 1 2 0 TACO GODS 152 ARNIE EL SHEW 3930 423 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
Whipped Weasel -- The only whipped thing I see around here is me. Well done. Your
attack skills are awesome. -- Turkey Lurkey
Tiger Elf -- You did it again. Wimpy has got to stop making us challenge you. --
Crazy Loon
B -- You B very special. With all those losses you should be easy to beat. No so.
-- Mud Duck
Chopped Camel -- Please win a fight so I can up challenge you. Thanks. -- Old Biddy
Notice -- Good luck to all Zensueans in the coming tournament. -- Wimpy
P.S. Zensueans???
Looks like the sales figures just aren't high enough in Zensu, so the Steely Ten tour
is moving on...but thanks to both of you who actually bought tickets. You know what
they say...beat the crap out of me once, shame on you; beat the crap out of me twice,
shame on me. Consider us all shamed. -- Dan Steel
Jophan -- Hey there, fella! Can ya show the new folks around town? -- CMOT Dibbler
Grilled Grizzly -- Ow. -- Troll Enforcer
Cyberpunk -- Oh man, now I really gotta run.... -- Rincewind
Gaucho -- Hey dere. Not a wise move, if ya know wot I mean. -- Crysophase
Leadfoot -- Ow! For a little guy, you're surely hard on the toes! -- Arnie El Shew
CMOT Dibbler -- (heavy sigh) I hate that. It makes me feel so useless. And I
already knew I didn't like hospitals. (sigh) -- Jophan
Crazy Loon -- Now you're a crazy PERFORATED loon. I enjoyed that so much, I figured
I'd teach you a bunch of skills just to say thanks. -- Tiger Elf
Fry Guy -- Well, I'm glad it was onion rings you were tossing (pause), quite tasty,
really, instead of horse shoes. But still, that was my bad shoulder. Now I won't be
able to play basketball for weeks. -- Teris
Jimmy Cricket -- That was a great match, even if I did lose in the end. -- Sianna
Shews don't eat horses. I don't care what kind of rumors and gossip are flying
around, we do NOT eat horses. -- Arnie
What have you got against horses? -- Ed.
Mud Duck -- (smug look) I can keep my mud in a ball. -- Tiger Elf
31 October 2003
Come one, come all, to the greatest contest in Alastari! The Third Annual Turf
War will be in North Fork (DM 47) starting in about 6-7 turns.... C'mon and get your
team some experience, and get declared!
More info available in North Fork's newsletter.
Bloody Sands. -- Asmo Dius, TCB
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BAD was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LEADFOOT vanquished ARNIE EL SHEW in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
CMOT DIBBLER demolished QUEENSRYCHE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
WARRANT devastated JOPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
FRY GUY overpowered TERIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SCOOTER was devastated by SIANNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GRILLED GRIZZLY devastated TIGER ELF in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
MENELAOS was outlasted by TROLL ENFORCER in a 13 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
DIOMEDES was vanquished by PANDORA'S DIAPHRAGM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHOPPED CAMEL was unbelievably bested by OLD BIDDY in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
CHUNKY MONKEY handily defeated WOMAN'S WRATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ODYSSEUS was subdued by B in a 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
SUSAN STO HELIT overcame JIMMY CRICKET in a exciting 1 minute Title contest.
DANZIG luckily beat CRAZY LOON in a popular 3 minute brawl.
MUD DUCK was handily defeated by AIAS TELAMONIAN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BRAISED BUFFALO was vanquished by CRYSOPHASE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TURKEY LURKEY unbelievably bested MINISTRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's fray.
WHIPPED WEASEL bested AIAS OILIADES in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 20 - 0 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 17 - 12 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 43 - 37 - 3 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 15 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 15 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 1 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 16 - 0 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 25 - 0 39 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
Turn 426 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SUSAN STO HELIT 4013 4 1 0 105 THE DISC (411)
STRIKING ATTACK CMOT DIBBLER 4011 5 0 1 105 THE DISC (411)
SLASHING ATTACK FRY GUY 3655 11 9 0 86 TACO GODS (152)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIANNA 3914 18 13 0 71 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TOTAL PARRY DANZIG 3954 9 0 0 54 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
PARRY-LUNGE PANDORA'S DIAPHRAGM 3730 4 1 0 34 TACO GODS (152)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SIANNA 3914. The most popular warrior this turn was
CRAZY LOON 3961. The ten other most popular fighters were MINISTRY 3993, CHOPPED
CAMEL 3998, B 3746, SUSAN STO HELIT 4013, WHIPPED WEASEL 3995, BAD 4041, LEADFOOT
3516, WARRANT 3920, FRY GUY 3655, and SIANNA 3914.
The least popular fighter this week was TROLL ENFORCER 4009. The other ten least
popular fighters were OLD BIDDY 4035, MENELAOS 4016, AIAS OILIADES 4017, WOMAN'S
WRATH 4024, DIOMEDES 4018, TIGER ELF 3941, SCOOTER 3985, TERIS 3895, JOPHAN 3846, and
QUEENSRYCHE 3942.