DUE1MASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/30/2004    Duedate: 05/13/2004

ZENSU ARENA

DM-40    TURN-439

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SUSAN STO HELIT
THE DISC (411)
(40-4013) [12-6-0,147]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SUSAN STO HELIT                POSITION IS EMPTY
THE DISC (411)                 
(40-4013) [12-6-0,147]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TERIS                          TERIS
BEYOND THE PALE (337)          BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-3895) [21-30-1,105]        (40-3895) [21-30-1,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

 (79)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DISC (411)              51
2. THAT 80'S METAL (394)       19      THE DISC (411)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337)       14      Unchartered Team
4. WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)       10
5. SUNNYLAND (382)              5      STOP POKING ME!! (253)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE DISC (411)            51  37  2 58.0   1/ 1 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)     9  5 0
 2/ 2 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)    377 288 18 56.7   2/ 2 THE DISC (411)            9  5 0
 3/ 3 THAT 80'S METAL (394)     92  72  1 56.1   3/ 3 THAT 80'S METAL (394)     5  4 0
 4/ 4 SUNNYLAND (382)           33  32  2 50.8   4/ 5 SUNNYLAND (382)           3  0 0
 5/ 5 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    313 484 10 39.3   5/ 4 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 242): CLOSED MIND of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 487): B.B. KING of THE BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 487): HYDE of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 480): SKEEMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): KID ROCK of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): XYLZ AREE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 477): SAPPER of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 472): CHERKO of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 438): SUSAN STO HELIT of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 431): TORA HAMLIN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): DODGER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 190): GRIM GLADIOLA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 335): GUMMI GHOUL of THE UPSTARTS III (Anti, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 325): FREAN of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 145): TOMB of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 372): MONICA VIRTUESHIELD of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE from ARUAK CITY
                            (JRK, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 242): LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 487): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 487): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 480): none
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 477): WARCKERS (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 472): RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 438): WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 431): MEMPHIS MAFIA (Bookie, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 190): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 335): LOCK-OUT (Elephant, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 325): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 145): CASTLE BLACK (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 372): SUNNYDALE, etc. (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 242): CLOSED MIND of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
               (turn 241): MELTDOWN of X-FORCE (Savant, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 485): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 487): HYDE of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
              (turn 486): BLACK HEART SEEKER of CEASE TO EXIST (Sceptre, mgr.)
                          10% VIGORISH of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 480): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): KID ROCK of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): XYLZ AREE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
                  (turn 475): LANCE of POWER AND FATE (Sceptre, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 477): SAPPER of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
                           OMNIBOOK 500 of AT WORK (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 472): CHERKO of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
                         BLOODY MOUTH of BLOOD OATH (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
             (turn 471): DUMB, DUMB of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
                         HELL'S WHISPER of PERFECT HARMONY (Sceptre, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 437): CMOT DIBBLER of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
                          JOPHAN of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): DODGER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
                 (turn 423): PURPLE SASH of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 335): WINKER X of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.)
              (turn 334): LIGHTNING IX of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 144): LOKI of ARCTIC GUARDS (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

It's about time that smelly blowhard was kicked oout of here.  He's a fine fighter, 
but he got on my nerves.  Perhaps I can stay here for a while, and perhaps not.  
We'll just have to see.  For now, I'm the duelmistress.  Do try and behave.

Susan Sto Helit

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for MOTLEY CRUE, who flew up 16 points in 
the rankings after mashing BLONDE GRENADE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  DUCKY LUCKY was bested 
by TWO FLOWER and drops 10 points.  Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back 
and say 'Challenge me'!  SUSAN STO HELIT made a challenge against SIANNA this week.  
Our battling duelmaster SUSAN STO HELIT has managed to hold the title, fending off 
SIANNA's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, BEYOND THE PALE.  4 out of 
5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that BEYOND THE PALE was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of BEYOND THE PALE's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  BEYOND THE PALE + Weapons That go Boom = WIMPS MOST 
FOWL + Avoid City.  And who is this ARNIE EL SHEW you ask, with 50 points and a 
7-28-1 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Remember:  alliances are great, 
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the ZENSU giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUSAN STO HELIT 4013         12   6  0   147       THE DISC (411)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TERIS 3895                   21  30  1   105       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 SIANNA 3914                  26  18  1    97       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 JIMMY CRICKET 3744           13  13  0    96       SUNNYLAND (382)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANZIG 3954                  15   7  0    87       THAT 80'S METAL (394)
 SCOOTER 3985                 13   7  0    71       WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURKEY LURKEY 4003           13   5  0    59       WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLD BIDDY 4035               12   3  0    52       WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
 ARNIE EL SHEW 3930            7  28  1    50       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 TWO FLOWER 4068               5   2  0    44       THE DISC (411)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-B 3746                        5   6  0    33       SUNNYLAND (382)
 DUCKY LUCKY 4048              6   5  0    32       WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOTLEY CRUE 4075              2   4  0    23       THAT 80'S METAL (394)
 KROKUS 4084                   2   0  0    23       THAT 80'S METAL (394)
 NOBBY 4081                    3   0  0    16       THE DISC (411)
 BLONDE GRENADE 4069           3   4  1    14       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IRON MAIDEN 3872              1   4  0     7       THAT 80'S METAL (394)
 JENIPHER 4091                 0   1  0     1       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CHUNKY MONKEY 3983     4  4 1 APES OF WRATH 408     CRAZY LOON 3961       435 NONE    
SEAMSTRESS 4083        0  3 0 THE DISC 411          ARENAMASTER DIEGO 23  439 NONE    
YACK 4090              0  1 0 THE DISC 411          BANDIT PRINCE 25      439 NONE    
INEPT ASSASSIN 4080    1  1 0 THE DISC 411          BLONDE GRENADE 4069   436 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Crazy Loon -- Har har, ya almost was sausage meat! -- CMOT Dibbler

Ducky Lucky -- Oh, most painful. -- Two Flowers

Sianna -- You bad luck. -- Susan

Blonde Grenade =- Humph, I don't like this town. -- Seamstress

Motley Crue -- Bet that surprised ya. -- Nobby

Turkey Lurkey -- I gotta say it's kinda fun when you lurk in a corner and then jump 
out and smooch me.  I didn't know turkeys did things like that. -- Arnie El Shew

Danzig -- In the face of graduation, nothing else matters.  My last fight, and thank 
the gods for it. -- Jophan

Susan Sto Helit -- Can you BELIEVE those guys?  Jophan and Dibbler graduating, when 
it should be US. -- Sianna
P.S.  Bad luck, I think.

Jimmy Cricket -- (scowling)  You kept me awake ALL night.  The tobacco goes out 
today.  Count on it. -- Teris

Seamstress -- Gosh, I hope Mrs. Palm won't mind me hitting you. -- Blonde Grenade

8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it.  Chaos is coming....

14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke.  He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos.  We shall indeed be better for his joining.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEAMSTRESS was butchered by ARENAMASTER DIEGO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
YACK was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SUSAN STO HELIT handily defeated SIANNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
OLD BIDDY won victory over ARNIE EL SHEW in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
MOTLEY CRUE devastated BLONDE GRENADE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DANZIG was savagely defeated by TERIS in a 5 minute master's competition.
JIMMY CRICKET viciously subdued VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's match.
TURKEY LURKEY outwaited THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd boring 16 minute melee.
SCOOTER won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
DUCKY LUCKY was savagely defeated by TWO FLOWER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight.
NOBBY narrowly defeated JENIPHER in a 3 minute novice's fight.
KROKUS subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  12 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  12 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  18 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  2      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  35 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   8 -  1      27  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 439 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SUSAN STO HELIT 4013       12   6  0  147 THE DISC (411)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIANNA 3914                26  18  1   97 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TOTAL PARRY      DANZIG 3954                15   7  0   87 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
STRIKING ATTACK  TWO FLOWER 4068             5   2  0   44 THE DISC (411)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TERIS 3895.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TERIS 3895.  The ten other most popular fighters were JIMMY CRICKET 3744, ARNIE EL 
SHEW 3930, TWO FLOWER 4068, SUSAN STO HELIT 4013, MOTLEY CRUE 4075, DANZIG 3954, 
SCOOTER 3985, NOBBY 4081, JENIPHER 4091, and KROKUS 4084.

The least popular fighter this week was TURKEY LURKEY 4003.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLONDE GRENADE 4069, SIANNA 3914, SEAMSTRESS 4083, DUCKY LUCKY 
4048, OLD BIDDY 4035, YACK 4090, KROKUS 4084, JENIPHER 4091, NOBBY 4081, and SCOOTER 
3985.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUE1MASTERS after next turn:

SUSAN STO HELIT (40-4013) THE DISC (411)
SIANNA (40-3914) BEYOND THE PALE (337)