DUE1MASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/30/2004 Duedate: 05/13/2004
ZENSU ARENA
DM-40 TURN-439
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SUSAN STO HELIT
THE DISC (411)
(40-4013) [12-6-0,147]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SUSAN STO HELIT POSITION IS EMPTY
THE DISC (411)
(40-4013) [12-6-0,147]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TERIS TERIS
BEYOND THE PALE (337) BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-3895) [21-30-1,105] (40-3895) [21-30-1,105]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(79)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DISC (411) 51
2. THAT 80'S METAL (394) 19 THE DISC (411)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 14 Unchartered Team
4. WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 10
5. SUNNYLAND (382) 5 STOP POKING ME!! (253)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THE DISC (411) 51 37 2 58.0 1/ 1 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 9 5 0
2/ 2 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355) 377 288 18 56.7 2/ 2 THE DISC (411) 9 5 0
3/ 3 THAT 80'S METAL (394) 92 72 1 56.1 3/ 3 THAT 80'S METAL (394) 5 4 0
4/ 4 SUNNYLAND (382) 33 32 2 50.8 4/ 5 SUNNYLAND (382) 3 0 0
5/ 5 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 313 484 10 39.3 5/ 4 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 3 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 242): CLOSED MIND of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 487): B.B. KING of THE BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 487): HYDE of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 480): SKEEMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): KID ROCK of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): XYLZ AREE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 477): SAPPER of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 472): CHERKO of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 438): SUSAN STO HELIT of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 431): TORA HAMLIN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): DODGER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 190): GRIM GLADIOLA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 335): GUMMI GHOUL of THE UPSTARTS III (Anti, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 325): FREAN of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 145): TOMB of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 372): MONICA VIRTUESHIELD of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE from ARUAK CITY
(JRK, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 242): LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 487): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 487): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 480): none
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 477): WARCKERS (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 472): RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 438): WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 431): MEMPHIS MAFIA (Bookie, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 190): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 335): LOCK-OUT (Elephant, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 325): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 145): CASTLE BLACK (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 372): SUNNYDALE, etc. (LHI, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 242): CLOSED MIND of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
(turn 241): MELTDOWN of X-FORCE (Savant, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 485): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 487): HYDE of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
(turn 486): BLACK HEART SEEKER of CEASE TO EXIST (Sceptre, mgr.)
10% VIGORISH of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 480): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): KID ROCK of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): XYLZ AREE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
(turn 475): LANCE of POWER AND FATE (Sceptre, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 477): SAPPER of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
OMNIBOOK 500 of AT WORK (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 472): CHERKO of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
BLOODY MOUTH of BLOOD OATH (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
(turn 471): DUMB, DUMB of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
HELL'S WHISPER of PERFECT HARMONY (Sceptre, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 437): CMOT DIBBLER of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
JOPHAN of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): DODGER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
(turn 423): PURPLE SASH of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 335): WINKER X of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.)
(turn 334): LIGHTNING IX of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 144): LOKI of ARCTIC GUARDS (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
It's about time that smelly blowhard was kicked oout of here. He's a fine fighter,
but he got on my nerves. Perhaps I can stay here for a while, and perhaps not.
We'll just have to see. For now, I'm the duelmistress. Do try and behave.
Susan Sto Helit
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for MOTLEY CRUE, who flew up 16 points in
the rankings after mashing BLONDE GRENADE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy.
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. DUCKY LUCKY was bested
by TWO FLOWER and drops 10 points. Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back
and say 'Challenge me'! SUSAN STO HELIT made a challenge against SIANNA this week.
Our battling duelmaster SUSAN STO HELIT has managed to hold the title, fending off
SIANNA's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, BEYOND THE PALE. 4 out of
5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that BEYOND THE PALE was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of BEYOND THE PALE's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you
who like math, try this one: BEYOND THE PALE + Weapons That go Boom = WIMPS MOST
FOWL + Avoid City. And who is this ARNIE EL SHEW you ask, with 50 points and a
7-28-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Remember: alliances are great,
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the ZENSU giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUSAN STO HELIT 4013 12 6 0 147 THE DISC (411)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TERIS 3895 21 30 1 105 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
SIANNA 3914 26 18 1 97 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
JIMMY CRICKET 3744 13 13 0 96 SUNNYLAND (382)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANZIG 3954 15 7 0 87 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
SCOOTER 3985 13 7 0 71 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TURKEY LURKEY 4003 13 5 0 59 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLD BIDDY 4035 12 3 0 52 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
ARNIE EL SHEW 3930 7 28 1 50 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TWO FLOWER 4068 5 2 0 44 THE DISC (411)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-B 3746 5 6 0 33 SUNNYLAND (382)
DUCKY LUCKY 4048 6 5 0 32 WIMPS MOST FOWL (355)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOTLEY CRUE 4075 2 4 0 23 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
KROKUS 4084 2 0 0 23 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
NOBBY 4081 3 0 0 16 THE DISC (411)
BLONDE GRENADE 4069 3 4 1 14 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IRON MAIDEN 3872 1 4 0 7 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
JENIPHER 4091 0 1 0 1 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHUNKY MONKEY 3983 4 4 1 APES OF WRATH 408 CRAZY LOON 3961 435 NONE
SEAMSTRESS 4083 0 3 0 THE DISC 411 ARENAMASTER DIEGO 23 439 NONE
YACK 4090 0 1 0 THE DISC 411 BANDIT PRINCE 25 439 NONE
INEPT ASSASSIN 4080 1 1 0 THE DISC 411 BLONDE GRENADE 4069 436 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Crazy Loon -- Har har, ya almost was sausage meat! -- CMOT Dibbler
Ducky Lucky -- Oh, most painful. -- Two Flowers
Sianna -- You bad luck. -- Susan
Blonde Grenade =- Humph, I don't like this town. -- Seamstress
Motley Crue -- Bet that surprised ya. -- Nobby
Turkey Lurkey -- I gotta say it's kinda fun when you lurk in a corner and then jump
out and smooch me. I didn't know turkeys did things like that. -- Arnie El Shew
Danzig -- In the face of graduation, nothing else matters. My last fight, and thank
the gods for it. -- Jophan
Susan Sto Helit -- Can you BELIEVE those guys? Jophan and Dibbler graduating, when
it should be US. -- Sianna
P.S. Bad luck, I think.
Jimmy Cricket -- (scowling) You kept me awake ALL night. The tobacco goes out
today. Count on it. -- Teris
Seamstress -- Gosh, I hope Mrs. Palm won't mind me hitting you. -- Blonde Grenade
8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it. Chaos is coming....
14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke. He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos. We shall indeed be better for his joining.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEAMSTRESS was butchered by ARENAMASTER DIEGO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
YACK was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SUSAN STO HELIT handily defeated SIANNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
OLD BIDDY won victory over ARNIE EL SHEW in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
MOTLEY CRUE devastated BLONDE GRENADE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DANZIG was savagely defeated by TERIS in a 5 minute master's competition.
JIMMY CRICKET viciously subdued VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's match.
TURKEY LURKEY outwaited THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd boring 16 minute melee.
SCOOTER won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
DUCKY LUCKY was savagely defeated by TWO FLOWER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight.
NOBBY narrowly defeated JENIPHER in a 3 minute novice's fight.
KROKUS subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute amateur's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 12 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 12 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 18 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 2 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 6 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 35 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 1 27 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 439 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SUSAN STO HELIT 4013 12 6 0 147 THE DISC (411)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIANNA 3914 26 18 1 97 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TOTAL PARRY DANZIG 3954 15 7 0 87 THAT 80'S METAL (394)
STRIKING ATTACK TWO FLOWER 4068 5 2 0 44 THE DISC (411)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TERIS 3895. The most popular warrior this turn was
TERIS 3895. The ten other most popular fighters were JIMMY CRICKET 3744, ARNIE EL
SHEW 3930, TWO FLOWER 4068, SUSAN STO HELIT 4013, MOTLEY CRUE 4075, DANZIG 3954,
SCOOTER 3985, NOBBY 4081, JENIPHER 4091, and KROKUS 4084.
The least popular fighter this week was TURKEY LURKEY 4003. The other ten least
popular fighters were BLONDE GRENADE 4069, SIANNA 3914, SEAMSTRESS 4083, DUCKY LUCKY
4048, OLD BIDDY 4035, YACK 4090, KROKUS 4084, JENIPHER 4091, NOBBY 4081, and SCOOTER
3985.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUE1MASTERS after next turn:
SUSAN STO HELIT (40-4013) THE DISC (411)
SIANNA (40-3914) BEYOND THE PALE (337)