DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/25/2005 Duedate: 12/08/2005
ZENSU ARENA
DM-40 TURN-480
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BLONDE GRENADE
BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4069) [22-26-2,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BLONDE GRENADE POSITION IS EMPTY
BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4069) [22-26-2,107]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JENIPHER MARINATED MUSSEL
BEYOND THE PALE (337) EXOTIC TASTES (397)
(40-4091) [24-18-1,91] (40-4057) [5-0-0,57]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. EXOTIC TASTES (397) 105
2. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 0 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
3. PHILANTHROPISTS (211) -20 Unchartered Team
VAMPIRE THEATRE (324)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 EXOTIC TASTES (397) 31 13 1 70.5 1/ 1 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 9 6 0
2/ 1 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 44 20 0 68.8 2/ 0 EXOTIC TASTES (397) 5 0 0
3/ 2 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 398 582 14 40.6 3/ 2 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 4 11 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly ZENSU games. BUTTERED BEAVER caught the eye of many
in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested DARRON LINZ and was awarded 45
points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, BUTTERED BEAVER put
down DARRON LINZ, causing him to lose 12 points of recognition in the process. Most
watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was on BLONDE GRENADE as she bore arms
against the challenge of reigning Duelmaster CRAZY TRAIN. This time victory fell to
the grasp of the usurper. All hail BLONDE GRENADE, Duelmaster of ZENSU! Would you
believe that over half of the old women in ZENSU seem to feel that they could fight
better than you gladiators?
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city ZENSU. Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms
the knowledge that many fighters are after BLONDE GRENADE. Watch your back! A match
that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that BLOOD BATH posted a
challenge against the more highly recognized JENIPHER. The results, you ask? Well,
the firebrand BLOOD BATH was overcame by JENIPHER. Remember warriors, this is the
discipline of steel.
Vendettas. Bloodied blades and broken spears. Indeed the city has seen more
than its fair share of red in recent times. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers
the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off
city calling to me. I must away! Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier
than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLONDE GRENADE 4069 22 26 2 107 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRILLED GRIZZLY 3891 10 1 0 104 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
JENIPHER 4091 24 18 1 91 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRIZZT 4146 7 4 0 83 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
CRAZY TRAIN 1750 9 4 0 82 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
WHIPPED WEASEL 3995 7 1 0 80 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
BLOOD BATH 1748 7 6 0 70 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
O. POSTE 4107 14 24 1 67 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUTTERED BEAVER 4042 2 0 0 66 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
SLACK JAW 4147 11 0 0 62 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
MARINATED MUSSEL 4057 5 0 0 57 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRAISED BUFFALO 3999 6 2 1 48 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
PARANOID 1747 10 2 0 40 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELLIS LINZ 4157 3 5 0 25 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARRON LINZ 4159 3 4 0 15 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Darron Linz -- Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh.......Huh?........ -- Slack Jaw
Dellis Linz -- D-D-Does....th-that mean....y-y-y-you d-don't like me? -- Paranoid
O. Poste -- Same here, we just keep working on it...until....until.....I think total
madness but I'm still waiting to see.... -- Crazy Train
Blonde Grenade -- It helps people keep their distance, I like my personal space. --
Blood Bath
Beyond the Pale -- Uh.......looks like it's just us now.............. ....... so.....
............how's the weather................<crickets> -- Philanthropists
Crazy Train -- I am so GLAD you won that! Now YOU can write a "column," or at least
a few words. Go for it. -- Jenipher
Drizzt -- I often fizzle in the drizzle. It's one of those things. Totally gazebo,
you know? -- Blonde Grenade
Blood Bath -- If that's what you put in your tub, I'm not surprised. -- O. Poste
P.S. All sorts of nasty things can grow in such a culture medium.
Paranoid -- Well, it is TRUE that I was out to get you, but you weren't supposed to
REALIZE that. Who gave me away? -- Darron Linz
Slack Jaw -- Oh, all right, I suppose I shouldn't have given way to the temptation to
chase flies in. It was fun, but it did distract me at a bad time. -- Dellis Linz
5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance. Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire. May he be blessed with victory and courage. May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CRAZY TRAIN was devastated by BLONDE GRENADE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
BLOOD BATH was subdued by JENIPHER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
SLACK JAW savagely defeated O. POSTE in a unpopular 12 minute bloody Challenge duel.
DRIZZT was overpowered by GRILLED GRIZZLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHIPPED WEASEL devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
PARANOID was savagely defeated by MARINATED MUSSEL in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
BRAISED BUFFALO handily defeated DELLIS LINZ in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DARRON LINZ was vanquished by BUTTERED BEAVER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 7 - 1 68 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 11 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 15 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 480 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GRILLED GRIZZLY 3891 10 1 0 104 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
WALL OF STEEL JENIPHER 4091 24 18 1 91 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
AIMED BLOW DRIZZT 4146 7 4 0 83 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
TOTAL PARRY SLACK JAW 4147 11 0 0 62 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
SLASHING ATTACK MARINATED MUSSEL 4057 5 0 0 57 EXOTIC TASTES (397)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JENIPHER 4091. The most popular warrior this turn
was MARINATED MUSSEL 4057. The ten other most popular fighters were BLONDE GRENADE
4069, JENIPHER 4091, GRILLED GRIZZLY 3891, WHIPPED WEASEL 3995, BRAISED BUFFALO 3999,
BUTTERED BEAVER 4042, CRAZY TRAIN 1750, BLOOD BATH 1748, PARANOID 1747, and DRIZZT
4146.
The least popular fighter this week was SLACK JAW 4147. The other ten least popular
fighters were O. POSTE 4107, DARRON LINZ 4159, DELLIS LINZ 4157, DRIZZT 4146,
PARANOID 1747, BLOOD BATH 1748, CRAZY TRAIN 1750, BUTTERED BEAVER 4042, BRAISED
BUFFALO 3999, and WHIPPED WEASEL 3995.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BLONDE GRENADE (40-4069) BEYOND THE PALE (337)
JENIPHER (40-4091) BEYOND THE PALE (337)