DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/18/2006 Duedate: 08/31/2006
ZENSU ARENA
DM-40 TURN-499
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SANGUINE
BLOOD ANGELS (423)
(40-4135) [10-4-1,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SANGUINE ODDBALL
BLOOD ANGELS (423) DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
(40-4135) [10-4-1,113] (40-3882) [8-1-0,60]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DARRON LINZ NOMAD
BEYOND THE PALE (337) DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
(40-4159) [13-13-1,92] (40-3881) [6-3-1,36]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DI$C0MBU1@TED (396) 52
2. 071406Q (434) 17 BLOOD ANGELS (423)
3. SUNSET ZOO (270) 12 Unchartered Team
4. LETHAL LEGION (429) 12
5. BLOOD ANGELS (423) 11 071406Q (434)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*071406Q (434) 1 0 0 100 1/ 2*DI$C0MBU1@TED (396) 11 4 2
2/ 1 BLOOD ANGELS (423) 35 11 3 76.1 2/ 1 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 8 6 2
3/ 3*DI$C0MBU1@TED (396) 33 12 3 73.3 3/ 3 SUNSET ZOO (270) 5 4 0
4/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347) 16 7 0 69.6 4/ 6 BLOOD ANGELS (423) 2 0 0
5/ 4 LETHAL LEGION (429) 24 16 0 60.0 5/ 0*071406Q (434) 1 0 0
6- 5*PUPPY POWER (427) 3 4 0 42.9 6/ 5 OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347) 1 1 0
7/ 6 SUNSET ZOO (270) 73 98 5 42.7 7/ 4 LETHAL LEGION (429) 1 4 0
8/ 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 438 630 17 41.0 8- 7*WIDE ORBS (432) 0 3 0
9- 8*WIDE ORBS (432) 0 3 0 0.0 9- 8*PUPPY POWER (427) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. ZENSU needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, BEYOND THE
PALE, but DI$C0MBU1@TED was just too good to be stopped. Cut this out and put it in
your scrapbooks, DI$C0MBU1@TED! 'Cause they got 5-0-1 and moved up to 1st! MVP
award for STUBBY? DI$C0MBU1@TED's proud of him after beating PLAGUE and getting 25
points. Talk about yer big time losers! DRAXLER got smashed by SLICE, and lost 14
points! The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One! DARRON LINZ
knows this. He was challenged by the Duelmaster. This Duelmaster is like something
else! SANGUINE stopped DARRON LINZ dead in his tracks! Who was the wiseguy that
said ZENSU's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern? Don't look at
me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. BEYOND THE
PALE was ZENSU's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind
of warriors are BLOOD ANGELS? BEYOND THE PALE, an easy team to beat if I ever saw
one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is DARRON LINZ popular, or what?
He was challenged the most in all of ZENSU! He's got a 13-13-1, is that good?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All ZENSU ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. I was SO depressed when I heard PLAGUE got killed. She was just
a kid, and didn't get a fair chance in ZENSU, or anything! Hey you guys, don't you
think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for
you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. ZENSU is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SANGUINE 4135 10 4 1 113 BLOOD ANGELS (423)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARRON LINZ 4159 13 13 1 92 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VIRULENT 4136 11 1 1 90 BLOOD ANGELS (423)
SLICE 4182 7 1 0 80 LETHAL LEGION (429)
-CRIMSON FEAST 4134 7 5 0 67 BLOOD ANGELS (423)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELLIS LINZ 4157 9 18 0 60 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
ODDBALL 3882 8 1 0 60 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
DRAXLER 3294 12 5 0 57 OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347)
FRAIL FREDDY 3879 7 2 0 57 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STUBBY 3880 6 3 2 56 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
DEVILISH ANGEL 3883 6 3 0 48 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
TILARIN 4171 10 7 2 41 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
PATTERSPACE 2908 8 7 1 36 SUNSET ZOO (270)
NOMAD 3881 6 3 1 36 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOXIC 4137 3 1 1 33 BLOOD ANGELS (423)
STROKE 4185 3 4 0 31 LETHAL LEGION (429)
DOUGHBOY 3280 2 0 0 31 SUNSET ZOO (270)
-GORE 4133 4 0 0 27 BLOOD ANGELS (423)
DISEASE 4186 3 2 0 24 LETHAL LEGION (429)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARV 'N HARV 4214 1 0 0 17 071406Q (434)
LESTER CASE 4208 2 0 0 16 SUNSET ZOO (270)
HOLLETT 3212 2 1 0 15 SUNSET ZOO (270)
-OTRAR 3292 4 2 0 14 OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347)
SUFFOCATION 4199 0 1 0 9 LETHAL LEGION (429)
SELVUN 4201 1 2 0 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PLAGUE 4179 5 2 0 LETHAL LEGION 429 STUBBY 3880 499
JUNKYARD DOG 4170 3 4 0 PUPPY POWER 427 TILARIN 4171 497
PERSONAL ADS
Sanguine -- I believe you to be a bloody-handed fool, but what the heck. You took
the title fair and square, and I salute you for that. -- O. Poste
P.S. Besides, I'm outta here, so I don't even CARE, you know? They tell me I might
be able to get some kind of Lord Protector gift, lands or a fancy sword or whatever,
but I think I'll pass on that. It's bound to come with a lot of responsibility, and
for now, if I never see another responsibility, it's fine by ME. Ta ta.
Venomous Concubine? They say she's a hot date, but...I dunno, they also say that her
name isn't exactly a joke. What if she bites me? Does my insurance cover this? If
I get laid up through being bitten in the line of pleasure, will Leeta insist that I
fight anyway? I've got this awful feeling that she might. -- Darron Linz
Draxler -- It's the rage thing, isn't it? Either you are genuine a short Shew and
you hate people for noticing, not to mention hating not belonging at home, or you are
NOT a Shew and you hate people for pretending you are and then sniggering. I'd be
furious, too. But, you know, it wasn't ME at fault here, so back off, okay? I'm
friendly. -- Dellis Linz
Stubby -- What is it with you guys? Do you have a death wish? Does your manager
hate you? Armor is your FRIEND. Trust me on this. -- Tilarin
Hollett -- Are you sure your team is in the right arena? I mean, I know you're stuck
here now, but if you were headed for Sunset, you, uh, didn't quite make it. Not that
I mind, everyone tells me that it would be MUCH BETTER if there were a lot of teams
and gladiators here. Something about not meeting the same guys again and again on
the sands. Don't ask me, I just work here. Bummer that the Commission won't let us
declare a draw so we could both preserve our undefeated records. Oh, well. Buy you
a drink? -- Selvun
Selvun and Ed. -- I am half Shewish, and I was stunted due to being enslaved in
Mordant during my childhood. -- Hollon Tegra, "Mordant Deserter"
Did they keep you in a small box? -- Ed.
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SANGUINE devastated DARRON LINZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DRAXLER was vanquished by SLICE in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
PLAGUE was slain by STUBBY in a 1 minute duel.
DELLIS LINZ devastated CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
PATTERSPACE was devastated by FRAIL FREDDY in a 4 minute gory uneven brawl.
DEVILISH ANGEL viciously subdued STROKE in a 2 minute bloody match.
ODDBALL handily defeated TILARIN in a 4 minute uneven fight.
DISEASE was unbelievably bested by DOUGHBOY in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
NOMAD savagely defeated HOLLETT in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
SELVUN was defeated by LESTER CASE in a popular 3 minute beginner's match.
SUFFOCATION was defeated by MARV 'N HARV in a 1 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 7 - 0 74 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 2 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 3 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 17 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 499 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SANGUINE 4135 10 4 1 113 BLOOD ANGELS (423)
SLASHING ATTACK SLICE 4182 7 1 0 80 LETHAL LEGION (429)
TOTAL PARRY ODDBALL 3882 8 1 0 60 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
WALL OF STEEL DRAXLER 3294 12 5 0 57 OF WOLF AND MAN 8 (347)
AIMED BLOW FRAIL FREDDY 3879 7 2 0 57 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
BASHING ATTACK DEVILISH ANGEL 3883 6 3 0 48 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
STRIKING ATTACK NOMAD 3881 6 3 1 36 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DARRON LINZ 4159. The most popular warrior this
turn was NOMAD 3881. The ten other most popular fighters were DISEASE 4186, SELVUN
4201, FRAIL FREDDY 3879, TILARIN 4171, SLICE 4182, DELLIS LINZ 4157, DEVILISH ANGEL
3883, SANGUINE 4135, STUBBY 3880, and MARV 'N HARV 4214.
The least popular fighter this week was ODDBALL 3882. The other ten least popular
fighters were PATTERSPACE 2908, PLAGUE 4179, DRAXLER 3294, DARRON LINZ 4159,
SUFFOCATION 4199, LESTER CASE 4208, HOLLETT 3212, DOUGHBOY 3280, STROKE 4185, and
MARV 'N HARV 4214.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SNOTTYMAN (40-3685) of THEY TRAINED ME!
HORRID (65-6385) of LEGION IV
JUDICIOUSLY (82-27214) of ADVERBS II
TERRICONUS (82-27651) of THE GLORIOUS DARK
FLABBY-O (82-30720) of STREET PIZZAD XXII
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes