DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/16/2007    Duedate: 03/29/2007

ZENSU ARENA

DM-40    TURN-514

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLICE
LETHAL LEGION (429)
(40-4182) [12-3-1,167]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SLICE                          POSITION IS EMPTY
LETHAL LEGION (429)            
(40-4182) [12-3-1,167]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DELLIS LINZ                    CARL THE TOOTH
BEYOND THE PALE (337)          DIRTY DOZENS (333)
(40-4157) [16-26-0,74]         (40-3156) [5-5-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LETHAL LEGION (429)         56
2. DIRTY DOZENS (333)          25      LETHAL LEGION (429)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337)        8      Unchartered Team
4. DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)        -18
                                       12 (437)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 LETHAL LEGION (429)       46  29  1 61.3   1/ 1 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)       9  6 0
 2/ 1 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)       71  47  5 60.2   2/ 2 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     7  7 0
 3/ 2 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    474 662 19 41.7   3/ 3 DIRTY DOZENS (333)        4  3 0
 4/ 3 DIRTY DOZENS (333)         9  20  0 31.0   4/ 0 LETHAL LEGION (429)       3  1 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ZENSU needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for CARL THE 
TOOTH?  DIRTY DOZENS' proud of him after beating PACIFIST and getting 18 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  PACIFIST got smashed by CARL THE TOOTH, and lost 13 
points!  Boo, hoo!  SLICE slew (slaught?  slet?) STUBBY!  Actually I never liked him 
much.  He just wanted to fight all the time.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real 
snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  Can DI$C0MBU1@TED's PACIFIST be 
more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLICE 4182                   12   3  1   167       LETHAL LEGION (429)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODDBALL 3882                 18   6  0    91       DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOMAD 3881                   13  11  1    86       DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
 DELLIS LINZ 4157             16  26  0    74       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISEASE 4186                  9   4  0    66       LETHAL LEGION (429)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEVILISH ANGEL 3883          14  10  0    52       DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
 CARL THE TOOTH 3156           5   5  0    47       DIRTY DOZENS (333)
 EBOLA 4225                    5   0  0    44       LETHAL LEGION (429)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SELVUN 4201                   7  11  0    32       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-FRENCHIE 3155                 2   0  0    32       DIRTY DOZENS (333)
 PACIFIST 4230                 7   4  1    31       DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
 VERA DEMILO 4234              2   1  0    25       DIRTY DOZENS (333)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DACEANA LINZ 4244             3   1  0    19       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 CHUCK ELVIS 4235              3   5  0    14       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 BELLA DEANE 4249              1   0  0    13       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
STUBBY 3880           12 12 3 DI$C0MBU1@TED 396     SLICE 4182            514         
DA ME 4248             0  1 0 LETHAL LEGION 429     DARK CHAMPION 24      514 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Vera Demilo -- I'm not getting this.  You aren't dirty, and there aren't a dozen of 
you, or even a dozen on your team, so what's the deal?  In fact, you're so clean I'd 
ask you out to lunch if you'd promise not to hit me. -- Selvun

Stubby -- One of my BEST students. -- Dellis Linz

Ah, the Mordant Deserter, what a wimp! -- Chuck Elvis

The Persistent Beggar was not impressive. -- Daceana Linz

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA ME was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CARL THE TOOTH viciously subdued PACIFIST in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
VERA DEMILO defeated CHUCK ELVIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
STUBBY was butchered by SLICE in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
DELLIS LINZ was subdued by NOMAD in a action packed 1 minute master's competition.
ODDBALL devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DEVILISH ANGEL was overpowered by DISEASE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SELVUN was vanquished by EBOLA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DACEANA LINZ defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
BELLA DEANE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   7 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  23 -  3      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  17 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 514 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SLICE 4182                 12   3  1  167 LETHAL LEGION (429)
TOTAL PARRY      ODDBALL 3882               18   6  0   91 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
STRIKING ATTACK  NOMAD 3881                 13  11  1   86 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
BASHING ATTACK   DEVILISH ANGEL 3883        14  10  0   52 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
LUNGING ATTACK   EBOLA 4225                  5   0  0   44 LETHAL LEGION (429)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DELLIS LINZ 4157.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CARL THE TOOTH 3156.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOMAD 3881, 
VERA DEMILO 4234, DISEASE 4186, SLICE 4182, ODDBALL 3882, EBOLA 4225, DACEANA LINZ 
4244, BELLA DEANE 4249, CHUCK ELVIS 4235, and DELLIS LINZ 4157.

The least popular fighter this week was SELVUN 4201.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DEVILISH ANGEL 3883, STUBBY 3880, PACIFIST 4230, DA ME 4248, DELLIS 
LINZ 4157, CHUCK ELVIS 4235, BELLA DEANE 4249, DACEANA LINZ 4244, EBOLA 4225, and 
ODDBALL 3882.