DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/11/2007    Duedate: 05/24/2007

ZENSU ARENA

DM-40    TURN-518

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LON CHANEY JR.
MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
(40-4116) [10-2-2,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BORIS KARLOFF                  POSITION IS EMPTY
MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)       
(40-4112) [9-1-0,109]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DELLIS LINZ                    SELVUN
BEYOND THE PALE (337)          BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4157) [19-27-0,89]         (40-4201) [9-13-0,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEYOND THE PALE (337)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)    20
2. BEYOND THE PALE (337)        6      MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
3. DIRTY DOZENS (333)           0      Unchartered Team
4. LETHAL LEGION (429)          0
5. DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)          0      7-ELEVEN (294)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)  36  18  3 66.7   1/ 1 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     8  7 0
 2- 2 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)       74  49  5 60.2   2/ 4 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)  4  0 0
 3- 3 LETHAL LEGION (429)       48  32  1 60.0   3- 2 DIRTY DOZENS (333)        2  0 0
 4/ 4 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    487 669 20 42.1   4- 5 LETHAL LEGION (429)       2  3 0
 5- 5 DIRTY DOZENS (333)        12  21  0 36.4   5- 3 DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Wow, Slice, where did you get the ranking with which you started the fight?  It
seems a tad inflated, and, as you discovered, that kind of thing can get you into
trouble.

                                     Dellis Linz

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZENSU.  MVP award for CHUCK ELVIS?  BEYOND 
THE PALE's proud of him after beating CAPTURED ORC and getting 19 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  BELLA DEANE got smashed by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL, and lost 1 
points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all ZENSU.  She 
got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) Like, LON CHANEY JR. must be 
pretty gutsy!  He challenged the Duelmaster from BEYOND THE PALE.  Does this guy have 
a death wish or what!  Was that a tear I saw in LON CHANEY JR.'s eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't DELLIS LINZ fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  DI$C0MBU1@TED 
was the most avoided team.  Is a 74-49-5 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind 
of warriors are MEN OF 1,000 FACES?  DI$C0MBU1@TED, an easy team to beat if I ever 
saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ZENSU ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LON CHANEY JR. 4116          10   2  2   108       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BORIS KARLOFF 4112            9   1  0   109       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
-ODDBALL 3882                 19   6  0    93       DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
-SLICE 4182                   12   4  1    93       LETHAL LEGION (429)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELLIS LINZ 4157             19  27  0    89       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-NOMAD 3881                   13  12  1    76       DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)
-BELA LUGOSI 4114              7   3  0    76       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISEASE 4186                  9   5  0    63       LETHAL LEGION (429)
-DEVILISH ANGEL 3883          15  10  0    57       DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VERA DEMILO 4234              4   1  0    52       DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-EBOLA 4225                    6   0  0    48       LETHAL LEGION (429)
 SELVUN 4201                   9  13  0    45       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 CHUCK ELVIS 4235              6   6  0    44       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-CARL THE TOOTH 3156           6   6  0    43       DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-PACIFIST 4230                 8   5  1    34       DI$C0MBU1@TED (396)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLA DEANE 4249              4   1  0    32       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-FRENCHIE 3155                 2   0  0    32       DIRTY DOZENS (333)
 DACEANA LINZ 4244             5   3  1    28       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHRISTOPHER LEE 4139          2   2  1    14       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
-REAPER 4255                   1   0  0    13       LETHAL LEGION (429)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
STUBBY 3880           12 12 3 DI$C0MBU1@TED 396     SLICE 4182            514 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ebola -- Drat, I need to do more work on the sanitation system, don't I? -- Selvun

Cult Member.  Ugh.  What a creep. -- Bella Deane

Ditto that for the Convicted Thief. -- Chuck Elvis

And double it for the Persistent Beggar. -- Daceana Linz

20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date.  If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com).  For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LON CHANEY JR. devastated DELLIS LINZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
BORIS KARLOFF vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SELVUN savagely defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 3 minute expert vs. amateur fight.
BELLA DEANE was defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute amateur vs. master match.
CHUCK ELVIS vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
DACEANA LINZ was overcome by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   4 -  1      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  19 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 518 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   LON CHANEY JR. 4116        10   2  2  108 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
STRIKING ATTACK  BORIS KARLOFF 4112          9   1  0  109 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DELLIS LINZ 4157.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SELVUN 4201.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHUCK ELVIS 4235, LON 
CHANEY JR. 4116, BORIS KARLOFF 4112, DACEANA LINZ 4244, DELLIS LINZ 4157, BELLA DEANE 
4249,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BELLA DEANE 4249.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DELLIS LINZ 4157, DACEANA LINZ 4244, BORIS KARLOFF 4112, LON 
CHANEY JR. 4116, CHUCK ELVIS 4235, SELVUN 4201,  0,  0,  0, and  0.