DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/20/2007    Duedate: 08/02/2007

ZENSU ARENA

DM-40    TURN-523

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LON CHANEY JR.
MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
(40-4116) [12-3-2,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LON CHANEY JR.                 POSITION IS EMPTY
MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)       
(40-4116) [12-3-2,97]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SELVUN                         SELVUN
BEYOND THE PALE (337)          BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4201) [12-15-0,51]         (40-4201) [12-15-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEYOND THE PALE (337)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)    15
2. BEYOND THE PALE (337)       11      MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
3. LETHAL LEGION (429)          5      Unchartered Team

                                       SNAUSAGES (307)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)  43  19  4 69.4   1/ 1 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    10  5 0
 2/ 2 LETHAL LEGION (429)       51  40  2 56.0   2/ 2 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)  3  0 0
 3/ 3 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    503 678 20 42.6   3/ 3 LETHAL LEGION (429)       0  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     To become Duelmaster by defeating a standby with scarcely half my ranking is an
insult to all gladiators of Zensu past and present.

                                    Bella Deane

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ZENSU needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for DACEANA 
LINZ?  BEYOND THE PALE's proud of her after beating DANGEROUS CRIMINAL and getting 16 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SELVUN's match with AMBITIOUS GUARD cost him a 
loss of 5 points!  Was that a tear I saw in LON CHANEY JR.'s eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't BELLA DEANE fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  LETHAL LEGION was ZENSU's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are MEN OF 1,000 FACES?  
LETHAL LEGION, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LON CHANEY JR. 4116          12   3  2    97       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BORIS KARLOFF 4112           12   1  1   148       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
 BELA LUGOSI 4114              9   3  0    91       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLA DEANE 4249              8   2  0    64       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 CHUCK ELVIS 4235              9   8  0    62       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-EBOLA 4225                    7   0  0    62       LETHAL LEGION (429)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DACEANA LINZ 4244             8   5  1    56       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 SELVUN 4201                  12  15  0    51       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 ELDA MAINZ 4257               3   0  0    35       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REAPER 4255                   2   2  1    19       LETHAL LEGION (429)
-CHRISTOPHER LEE 4139          2   2  1    14       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DELLIS LINZ 4157      19 29 0 BEYOND THE PALE 337   BORIS KARLOFF 4112    520         
CUT 4261               0  1 0 LETHAL LEGION 429     BLACK ORC 20          523 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I couldn't beat up a crippled old veteran, could I?  It'd be too much. -- Chuck Elvis

The Ambitious Guard's an idiot.  So what else is new? -- Selvun

Reaper -- Not today, I have an appointment to get my hair done, and if I'm late, I'll
have to wait a whole WEEK for another. -- Daceana Linz

I loathe embezzlers.  I fail to see why crime is less heinous if a man's collar is
white.  Theft is theft. -- Elda Mainz

Ebola -- (groan) -- Selvun

9 July 2007
I have not been receiving my physical turns in a reliable manner lately.  If there
are diplos with the turns that go missing, they're gone for good.  So if you send me
a diplo and do not see an acknowledgement of receipt in the personals, know that I
have not gotten it (yet).  If you have email, contact me at Livia AT reality DOT com.
If you don't have email, keep trying with the diplos.  We are working on this
problem. -- the Scribe/Jorja/Leeta
P.S.  If you email me, put "Re DM" on the subject line.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CUT was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BELLA DEANE was vanquished by LON CHANEY JR. in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
BELA LUGOSI demolished CHUCK ELVIS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DACEANA LINZ devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SELVUN was luckily beaten by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
ELDA MAINZ vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        10 -   2 -  0      83  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  12 -  1      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  2      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 523 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   LON CHANEY JR. 4116        12   3  2   97 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
AIMED BLOW       BELA LUGOSI 4114            9   3  0   91 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
LUNGING ATTACK   DACEANA LINZ 4244           8   5  1   56 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
SLASHING ATTACK  ELDA MAINZ 4257             3   0  0   35 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SELVUN 4201.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SELVUN 4201.  The ten other most popular fighters were LON CHANEY JR. 4116, DACEANA 
LINZ 4244, BELA LUGOSI 4114, ELDA MAINZ 4257, CUT 4261, BELLA DEANE 4249, CHUCK ELVIS 
4235,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CHUCK ELVIS 4235.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BELLA DEANE 4249, CUT 4261, ELDA MAINZ 4257, BELA LUGOSI 4114, 
DACEANA LINZ 4244, LON CHANEY JR. 4116, SELVUN 4201,  0,  0, and  0.