Date   : 05/23/2008    Duedate: 06/05/2008


DM-40    TURN-545

This Weeks Top Honors


MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
(40-4116) [15-3-2,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)       
(40-4116) [15-3-2,135]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DACEANA LINZ                   LADY TIFF
BEYOND THE PALE (337)          GUARDIANS II (247)
(40-4244) [15-20-1,73]         (40-2666) [4-2-0,32]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (439)     59
2. MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)    20      MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
3. GUARDIANS II (247)          17      Unchartered Team
4. NEUROMANCERS (404)           6
5. BEYOND THE PALE (337)        1      MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (439)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)  49  22  4 69.0   1/ 1 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     7  8 0
 2/ 5*MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (439)    4   2  1 66.7   2/ 2 NEUROMANCERS (404)        4  1 0
 3/ 2 NEUROMANCERS (404)        53  43  6 55.2   3/ 5*MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (439)   4  2 1
 4/ 3 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    562 729 21 43.5   4/ 3 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)  4  2 0
 5/ 4 GUARDIANS II (247)        42  63  4 40.0   5/ 4 GUARDIANS II (247)        3  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #5 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +


     Lenpro watched the last of the gladiators leave, clearing the common room of the
Krill Cavalry guildhouse for his conference with Fandil.  They were probably decent
people, but he didn't know them, and the situation did not incline him to trust any
     "It will be fine," Fandil said.  "They won't go blabbing about our presence, and
they won't hear anything that matters, anyway."  He gestured, and a faint shimmer
sprang up, form a hemisphere in the room, enclosing the two of them.  "This will
ensure that there are no eavesdroppers."
     After a moment, Lenpro shrugged.  "Okay, it's what we've got to work with,
anyway.  Where do we start, then?"
     "With the king, I think.  No one's heard seen him in... two or three years, at
least, I think?"
     Lenpro nodded.  "At least."
     "Nor heard anything that constitutes persuasive evidence that he is still alive,
still functional, and concerned with his job."
     Lenpro nodded again, imapatiently.  "I know all that.  You know all that--"
     "Just making sure we both know that we both know," Fandil said.  "Assumptions
are the shifting sands under faulty planning.  All the information we can gather
indicates that the king has spent the past several years on the Isle, never leaving
it.  Anything official coming out of Andor is signed by Herlas d'Arenju, styling
himself 'First Minister to the King'.  He is said to be Fratsfan, but he isn't listed
in the Fratsfan Register of Noble Houses and Scions."
     "Does that matter?  That he isn't a nobleman?"
     "I don't suppose so, in itself.  But I would like to find some indication of his
background, somewhere.  At this point," Fandil said, suddenly exasperated, "I can't
even prove that he's Frastfan!"
     "Or that he's ill-intentioned," Lenpro added, scowling.  "He could just be
really stupid when it comes to running a government."
     "Or the front man for a committee," Fandil agreed.
     Lenpro nodded but brushed the issue aside.  "Same thing.  That isn't one of the
core questions.  Later, it might be important, but first," he paused to make sure he
had Fandil's full attention, "the first question is, Do we believe that the true and
proper king of Andoria is doing his proper job?"
     The two managers locked eyes over the scarred table.  "No," they said
     "Okay, second question, is there anything we can do to bring the king back to
the point of doing that job?"  He waved one hand casually.  "Setting aside the matter
of whether or not we can get at the king.  IF we can reach the king, do we believe he
can be gotten back on the job?"
     A silence.  A long silence.  The clock against the guildhouse wall ticked,
chimed, struck the hour, ticked on.  Finally Fandil sighed.  "No," he said again.
"Not according to the little I've heard."
     Lenpro nodded again.  "Third question:  Does the king have recognized heirs?"
     "No.  No one that any person has seen or heard of in years.  The rumors..." the
old mage shrugged, "they're said to have vanished from the Isle, probably into some
other dimension.  Regardless, they're gone."
     "Right, so we're talking about establishing a new royal line, or trying for some
other form of government, but at the least, we're talking a rebellion."
     "If there's effectively no king--"
     "There's a bureaucracy, inefficient and corrupt as it is, which is the
acknowledged legal channel of government," Lenpro said.  "You think they're going to
smile and say, 'Oh, what a good idea, we're behind you all the way!'?  I don't.
They'll fight."
     "No army to speak of."
     "Plenty of assassins, though."
     "I don't think one of the, ah, non-royal types of government would work in
Andoria at this time," Fandil said.  "I've seen them elsewhere, and people have to be
prepared before they can accept such an order and make it work.  But king-making...
that's tricky."
     Lenpro smiled, for the first time since the meeting had begun.  "We've got a
perfect candidate ready to hand," he said.  "The Fratsfan Emperor Alonj."

The Isle of the Eye:

     "I will never eat fish again," Senator Sedalia muttered from under the cover of
the tarp.
     "You won't need to," Gissanniah whispered back.  "You're going to have as much
trouble getting that smell out of your mustache as I will getting it of my hair."
     Sedalia's hand went automatically to his mustache, and he sighed.  It was limp
and untidy, in need of a wash, a trim, and fresh waxing.  "It's a sacrifice," he
agreed, "but a senator does what he must for his constituents."  He sighed
theatrically, teasing a smile out of his companion.  It was part of his duty, after
all, to keep her spirits up.  "How much longer will we have to lie here waiting, I
     Gissanniah raised her head just enough to peer through a crack in the side of
the cart.  "I don't see our driver anywhere," she said after a moment.  "At least, he
isn't on this side of the cart."
     Both gladiators listened for a moment to the sound of voices.  Too far away for
them to make out the words, their driver was talking to... someone.  Not guards, this
was no checkpoint, but someone.  Stung by a sudden surmise, Sedalia glanced across at
his companion.  Gissanniah was looking toward him, eyes widening with the same
     "He's betraying us," Sedalia said, certainty crystalizing as he said the words.
     "He promised he wouldn't tell any of the guards--"
     "He said nothing about not telling other people... who might carry word to the
guards.  Out, of here, now!  Your side is probably the less observed."
     "Right."  Gissanniah twitched up the tarp, peered out, then slid through the
smallest possible opening.  "Clear right now," she said.
     The senator followed.  Good so far.  The sides of the cart were so high that
whoever was talking on the other side could not see them, and it was only thirty feet
to the edge of the woods.  Sedalia didn't know why Lady Sheila had decreed that most
of the Isle was to be left wooded, but he was glad of it now.  The two of them walked
quietly on a straight line from the cart to the trees.  No one tried to stop them,
called out, no one appeared at all.
     Once they were under cover, Sedalia stopped and looked back.  "That was too
easy," he said.


     "Alonj?"  Fandil's eyebrows rose.  "I have always undestood that he is simple-
minded at best, possibly unstable."
     "You're out of touch," Lenpro said.  "Lady Fern has been back in Fratsfa for
some time now, and she's observed the government there closely.  She says that he's
'sane, steady, decent, and of at least normal intelligence'--her theory is that he
was manipulated by his regents and advisors to give the impression of incompetence."
     "And what's to stop them from being no better than the bureaucracy in Andor?"
     "His wife.  According to Lady Fern, the Empress Kitiara is... very firm, very
competent, very loyal, rather dangerous in her own right, and she's given Alonj three
children already--two sons and a daughter."


     Herlas d'Arenju frowned at the Chief Scribe.  "I don't know what you're playing
at, Hesselbod, but I don't like what I'm seeing and hearing.  A semblance of
normality--you said this yourself--is essential to maintaining order.  An increase in
taxes and an edict of conscription to double the size of the standing army is not
     The bureaucrat shrugged minimally, his face remaining blank.  "There are
increasing reports of trouble in the Karnhorn area," he said.  "That makes an
increase in the army and the taxes proper.  If we later end up using them for other
things, that's later."
     "Not very much later!"
     "The Aruaki have always been troublemakers," the scribe said.  "Allowing them to
settle here in the first place was the mistake.  I merely propose that it's time to
take corrective measures.  This five-step program should do what is needful.  First,
close the border of the Clanholds--"
     "Easy to say, hard to do," Herlas countered.  "Land and water both?  And what
     "You have described yourself as a magician," Hesselbod said.  "Prove it now.
Cage the beast-people as the first step in our campaign to exterminate them."

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 296): UNHOLY TERROR of BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 593): CHIEF SITTING BULL of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 593): GINKOR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 586): JEROME of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 582): MIRESSEA POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 582): KEG STAND of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 579): CALONYMUS of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 575): PRIVATE PERNA of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 544): PARTICLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 535): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 526): CUTTER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 243): IGOR MALMORT of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 428): ATRION of THE EXILED ONES (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 197): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 478): AXLY HIMSELF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo Puerco)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 296): THE ANIMALS (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 593): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 593): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 586): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 582): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 582): MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 279): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 575): RED DOG GANG (Jojra, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 544): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 535): TEMPLARZ HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 526): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 243): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 428): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 197): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 478): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 296): HAMMURABI of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 592): KORO CLOUD of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 586): JEROME OF KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 581): TRAVIS T FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 578): MOLDRAUN of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
                           CAYLON MCCANN of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 575): FENCE POST of RED DOG GANG (Jojra, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 544): ELDA MAINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 543): BORIS KARLOFF of MEN OF 1,000 FACES (Mad Max, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 526): CUTTER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 243): IGOR MALMORT of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                (turn 242): PAS DE QUARTIER of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 196): I OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONGING (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for WHITE NOISE, who pummelled THE USEROUS MERCHANT, to 
pocket 21 points.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice 
more, after losing 6 points to LADY TIFF.  (Discrete enough, TERILEE LINZ?) What can 
be a greater victory?  ELDA MAINZ has taken hers place as the top, as ZENSU's new 
Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in ZENSU is taking speech lessons to try to bore 
their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in ZENSU avoid GUARDIANS II.  Like a pup with its 
tail between its legs, MEN OF 1,000 FACES scurried away from GUARDIANS II.  Oh, the 
shame!  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and CHUCK ELVIS is it right now.  
Most challenged warrior.  Isn't BEYOND THE PALE proud!  Take heed ZENSU, of the 
unprincipled action of LON CHANEY JR..  By challenging CHUCK ELVIS, 26 points below 
him, LON CHANEY JR. besmirches the noble art of dueling.  LON CHANEY JR. overcame 
CHUCK ELVIS with a point difference of 26.  So this is what ZENSU calls a duel.  This 
will make an interesting tale.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  Like a 
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid ZENSU farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LON CHANEY JR. 4116          15   3  2   135       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARTICLE MAN 4100            13  10  1    98       NEUROMANCERS (404)
 NORM THE GNOME 2377          11   2  2    96       GUARDIANS II (247)
 CHUCK ELVIS 4235             21  18  0    91       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TINY GREENLEAF 2393           7   4  1    85       GUARDIANS II (247)
 DACEANA LINZ 4244            15  20  1    73       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-BELA LUGOSI 4114             10   4  0    73       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE NOISE 4274              3   0  0    46       NEUROMANCERS (404)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADY TIFF 2666                4   2  0    32       GUARDIANS II (247)
-CHRISTOPHER LEE 4139          3   2  1    30       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CADDIS DEANE 4272             5   2  0    22       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 GRUNT 5 4278                  1   0  1    16       MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (439)
 DA1 4276                      1   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (439)
 TERILEE LINZ 4273             4   2  0    15       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-ABSOLUTE ZERO 4031            1   3  0    14       NEUROMANCERS (404)
 GRUNT 4 4275                  1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (439)
 GRUNT 3 4277                  1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (439)
-PETER CUSHING 4280            1   0  0    10       MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)
 TAHKASIS 2665                 1   5  0     8       GUARDIANS II (247)
 DAY TURNER 4279               0   2  0     6       MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (439)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      GRUNT 5 4278          545  NONE
ROBERT ENGLUND 4281     0  1 0 MEN OF 1,000 FAC 420 SPYMASTER             545  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Particle Man -- Euwh!  I thought you had dandruff at first, or needed dusting, but
then I realized that you have particles all over!  Euwh. -- Chuck Elvis
P.S.  It gets on my blue suede shoes and is totally HECK to get off.

Tiny Greenleaf -- Indeed, practically microscopic.  But very green. -- Elda Mainz

M. Chardinee.  What more need I say? -- Daceana Linz

A Cult Member?  I thought that was passe. -- Terilee Linz

Terilee -- Not so, it's all a secret conspiracy, you see. -- Daceana

Christopher Lee -- How do you know which face to feed? -- Caddis Deane

Mad Max -- Glad to have you here for however long. -- Jorja, Beyond the Pale

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROBERT ENGLUND was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LON CHANEY JR. vanquished CHUCK ELVIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
TAHKASIS was demolished by CADDIS DEANE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PARTICLE MAN was bested by ELDA MAINZ in a popular 2 minute veteran's contest.
DACEANA LINZ was demolished by NORM THE GNOME in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
WHITE NOISE vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LADY TIFF savagely defeated TERILEE LINZ in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory brawl.
DAY TURNER was handily defeated by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GRUNT 3 vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GRUNT 5 dispatched EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
DA1 unbelievably bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 2 minute novice's bout.
GRUNT 4 demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   5 -  1      71  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  10 -  0      47  |

Turn 545 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   LON CHANEY JR. 4116        15   3  2  135 MEN OF 1,000 FACES (420)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PARTICLE MAN 4100          13  10  1   98 NEUROMANCERS (404)
LUNGING ATTACK   NORM THE GNOME 2377        11   2  2   96 GUARDIANS II (247)
AIMED BLOW       WHITE NOISE 4274            3   0  0   46 NEUROMANCERS (404)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DACEANA LINZ 4244.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LADY TIFF 2666.  The ten other most popular fighters were DA1 4276, LON 
GNOME 2377, DAY TURNER 4279, GRUNT 5 4278, GRUNT 4 4275, and GRUNT 3 4277.

The least popular fighter this week was TERILEE LINZ 4273.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DACEANA LINZ 4244, TAHKASIS 2665, CHUCK ELVIS 4235, ROBERT 
ENGLUND 4281, GRUNT 3 4277, GRUNT 4 4275, GRUNT 5 4278, DAY TURNER 4279, NORM THE 
GNOME 2377, and PARTICLE MAN 4100.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:


                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLV

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KING LOVE 3748 (70-52-2)               5  3  0         GARDEN OF HORRORS    

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YORGO 3071 (36-10-1)                   6  3  0         BLOOD & IRON         
JAICHIM 3355 (27-9-0)                  4  3  0         BLOOD & IRON         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TRIUMPH 2160 (18-7-0)                 13  2  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      
GUESS MY STYLE 3407 (33-15-0)          6  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BORIS KARLOFF 4112 (12-1-1)            7  3  0         MEN OF 1,000 FACES   
JIMMY CRICKET 3744 (17-16-0)           1  3  0         SUNNYLAND            

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LON CHANEY JR. 4116 (13-3-2)           6  3  0         MEN OF 1,000 FACES   

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TONY MEDES 4250 (0-1-0)                3  3  0         BULL RIDERS'         

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DULLES 4264 (3-0-0)                    2  3  0         VABOROUGHS           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HERMAN 4271 (0-0-0)                    1  3  0         BULL RIDERS'         

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUTTERED BEAVER 4042 (8-0-0)           6  2  0         EXOTIC TASTES        

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MATEO 1898 (45-31-1)                   4  3  1         TACO GODS            
TRIANGLE MAN 4000 (25-1-1)             0  3  0         NEUROMANCERS         

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LUKE SNYDER 4254 (1-0-0)               0  3  0         BULL RIDERS'