DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/08/2010    Duedate: 10/21/2010

ZENSU ARENA

DM-40    TURN-601

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EARTH
CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
(40-4336) [16-1-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              I SAY NO
                               OLDER BY FAR (444)
                               (40-4351) [3-1-0,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CORBIE LEK                     CORBIE LEK
BEYOND THE PALE (337)          BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4295) [26-18-1,97]         (40-4295) [26-18-1,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OLDER BY FAR (444)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CAPTAIN PLANET (442)        64
2. BEYOND THE PALE (337)        0      CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (443)          0      Unchartered Team
4. OLDER BY FAR (444)         -13
                                       OLDER BY FAR (444)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*OLDER BY FAR (444)        15   2  1 88.2   1/ 1*OLDER BY FAR (444)        7  2 0
 2- 2*SERPENTS HOLD (443)       13   7  1 65.0   2/ 2 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     7  8 0
 3/ 3 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)      44  36  2 55.0   3/ 4 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)      6  9 0
 4/ 4 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    716 848 27 45.8   4- 3*SERPENTS HOLD (443)       3  2 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 655): MINUTE STEAK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 655): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 640): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 643): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 639): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 639): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 637): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 600): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 597): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 588): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 274): DESPAIR of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 484): KORARIO of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 228): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 540): NIXIE SEASPRITE of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Armalias Skyhawk)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 655): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 655): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 640): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr,(
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 643): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 369): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 639): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 637): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 600): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 597): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 588): WOE TO WHITECHAPEL (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 274): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 484): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 228): BOMBS AWAY (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 540): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 654): HOUND of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 642): MOHAWK JOE of PIRATE'S COVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 638): ANEURISM of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     The Veteran Mercenary isn't an ass, but he doesn't have anything to teach me.  I
should graduate.  Why haven't I graduated?

                                    Corbie Lek

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ZENSU brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see EVIL TRASH win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
KUNG-FU MASTER beat CORBETT JOSYE and CORBETT JOSYE lost 9 points.  You're breakin' 
my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as EARTH takes the Title and 
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Victory Tavern, humph!  
I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From ZENSU's 
trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  BEYOND THE PALE was the most 
avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led 
the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was OLDER 
BY FAR.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  A big yahoo goes out to EVIL TRASH this turn, for 
revenging CAPTAIN PLANET's bloodfeud against OLDER BY FAR's warrior GOT THE RUNS.  
Heh, heh, heh.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches 
up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EARTH 4336                   16   1  0    97       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORBIE LEK 4295              26  18  1    97       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RHOMBA 4343                   7   1  1    75       SERPENTS HOLD (443)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEART 4333                    8   9  1    63       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
 CORBETT JOSYE 4329           13   7  1    58       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 CORMEK DEANE 4331            11   7  1    58       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NAMAQUA 4341                  6   3  0    43       SERPENTS HOLD (443)
-DEAF 4349                     4   0  0    35       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 I SAY NO 4351                 3   1  0    35       OLDER BY FAR (444)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HEARING AID 4353              2   0  0    26       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 EVIL TRASH 4362               1   2  0    24       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARLIN KOLE 4360              2   2  0    20       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-WHEEL CHAIR 4350              2   0  0    18       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 DIRTY COAL 4364               1   1  0    15       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
 GOT THE RUNS 4352             4   1  1    14       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 LINAEA DEANE 4347             2   7  0    13       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 THAT ONE MONKEY 4361          0   3  0     3       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LOOT AND PLUDER 4348    2  3 0 CAPTAIN PLANET 442   GOT THE RUNS 4352     598  JUST REVENGED
WATER 4334              7  8 1 CAPTAIN PLANET 442   RHOMBA 4343           599   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whomsoever decided that I was a TP and/or entered me as such, should probably want to
correct said error.  I am not. -- Wheel Chair

Marlin Kole -- Perhaps you should consider being a big fish in a small pond a
blessing.  Soon you will be an old fish in any pond and gasping for water.  (or
riding an amphibious wheel chair.) -- Wheel Chair

Corbie Lek -- Kudos on the DM and the DM Column.  Keep up the good work. --
Methuselah and the Older By Far gang

Cult Member -- I just don't go in for that.  Besides, you were hard to hear. -- Deaf

Fratsfa Slave -- I say no to slavery. -- I Say No

That One Monkey -- I got the lucky draw, I guess.  But we have to get our fights over
quicker, because I... Got The Runs

Is a 15-0-1 just as good if it takes 4 turns to get it? -- Methuselah

Earth -- Useful stuff, no doubt, but so unlikely as a gladiator! -- Corbett Josye

Namaqua -- Hmm, sounds like... a town in Kansas, maybe? -- Cormek Deane

Evil Trash -- Ah, and probably marker scribbles on the walls, too! -- Linaea Deane

Dirty Coal -- Better than no coal, when winter closes down. -- Marlin Kole

27 September 10
Note -- We are still looking for additional teams in Arvat, DM 32.  I still have a
number of good team rollups available FREE for whoever wants one.
     Contact the Devil Advocates ASAP to join the fun!  You can either reach me by
diplo or on the RSI site.
     Also, whoever sent me the diplo with no name on it requesting a rollup /
information on how to get into Arvat, I'm embarassed to admit that the diplo slipped
out of my folder and was lost.  Please just send me another one with your mailing
address and I'll get a rollup to you ASAP.  Sorry about that!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CORBIE LEK was unbelievably bested by EARTH in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
CORBETT JOSYE was vanquished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
I SAY NO was demolished by HEART in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CORMEK DEANE bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory contest.
LINAEA DEANE was defeated by DIRTY COAL in a 2 minute match.
GOT THE RUNS was devastated by EVIL TRASH in a 3 minute gory uneven brawl.
MARLIN KOLE devastated THAT ONE MONKEY in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   3 -  1      81  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  18 -  1      65  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   7 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 601 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      EARTH 4336                 16   1  0   97 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
LUNGING ATTACK   CORBIE LEK 4295            26  18  1   97 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
STRIKING ATTACK  CORBETT JOSYE 4329         13   7  1   58 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
SLASHING ATTACK  CORMEK DEANE 4331          11   7  1   58 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CORBIE LEK 4295.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CORBIE LEK 4295.  The ten other most popular fighters were CORMEK DEANE 4331, 
EARTH 4336, DIRTY COAL 4364, EVIL TRASH 4362, HEART 4333, MARLIN KOLE 4360, LINAEA 
DEANE 4347, CORBETT JOSYE 4329, I SAY NO 4351, and THAT ONE MONKEY 4361.

The least popular fighter this week was GOT THE RUNS 4352.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THAT ONE MONKEY 4361, I SAY NO 4351, CORBETT JOSYE 4329, LINAEA 
DEANE 4347, MARLIN KOLE 4360, HEART 4333, EVIL TRASH 4362, DIRTY COAL 4364, EARTH 
4336, and CORMEK DEANE 4331.