DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2011    Duedate: 04/07/2011

ZENSU ARENA

DM-40    TURN-613

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HEARING AID
OLDER BY FAR (444)
(40-4353) [11-2-2,156]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HEARING AID                    POSITION IS EMPTY
OLDER BY FAR (444)             
(40-4353) [11-2-2,156]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THAT ONE MONKEY                MARLIN KOLE
CAPTAIN PLANET (442)           BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4361) [7-8-0,66]           (40-4360) [6-10-0,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OLDER BY FAR (444)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OLDER BY FAR (444)          23
2. CAPTAIN PLANET (442)         6      OLDER BY FAR (444)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337)        6      Unchartered Team

                                       GIVE 'EM THE AXE (180)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 OLDER BY FAR (444)        47  13  3 78.3   1/ 1 OLDER BY FAR (444)       10  4 2
 2/ 2 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)      76  59  2 56.3   2/ 2 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)      6  4 0
 3/ 3 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    737 885 27 45.4   3/ 3 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     6  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENTITO of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 495): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome ZENSU.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with COOLIN DUNN?  He 
actually beat ZENSU's CONVICTED THIEF, and walked away with 13 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at BEYOND THE PALE.  LINAEA DEANE lost 7 points to THAT ONE 
MONKEY.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe LINAEA DEANE will provide more easy 
wins...  Try as he might, CORMEK DEANE wasn't good enough at persuading HEARING AID 
to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give 
up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  ZENSU thinks CAPTAIN 
PLANET and their 76-59-2 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  The 
bums at OLDER BY FAR couldn't face the challenges from CAPTAIN PLANET!  No excuse for 
that!  What do people see in MARLIN KOLE?  His 6-10-0?  BEYOND THE PALE ain't 
talkin', but he's got 39 points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  EVIL TRASH, with its forgettable 5-10-0,  was 
killed by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a forgettable match.  CAPTAIN PLANET didn't seem to mind 
very much.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young 
rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
The end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want 
to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEARING AID 4353             11   2  2   156       OLDER BY FAR (444)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHEEL CHAIR 4350              9   0  0   100       OLDER BY FAR (444)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORMEK DEANE 4331            15  15  1    82       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 EARTH 4336                   22   7  0    76       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAT ONE MONKEY 4361          7   8  0    66       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
 ROCKING CHAIR 4366            6   2  0    62       OLDER BY FAR (444)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOT THE RUNS 4352            12   5  1    47       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 LINAEA DEANE 4347             6  15  0    40       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 MARLIN KOLE 4360              6  10  0    39       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-I SAY NO 4351                 5   3  0    33       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 LORIS DEANE 4367              4   1  0    24       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COOLIN DUNN 4369              1   0  0    13       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CORBETT JOSYE 4329     16 15 1 BEYOND THE PALE 337  HEARING AID 4353      612   
DIRTY COAL 4364         8  4 0 CAPTAIN PLANET 442   HEARING AID 4353      611   
EVIL TRASH 4362         5 10 0 CAPTAIN PLANET 442   AMBITIOUS GUARD       613  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Earth -- I'll just bet you didn't think I could do THAT, did you?  It took a while,
but the wheels rolled true. -- Wheel Chair

That One Monkey -- Yu da man!  Well, yu da ape! -- Got The Runs (feeling better now)

Loris Deane -- It was my pleasure being your first.  (snicker) -- I Say No (but like
it when you say yes)

Beyond the Pale -- Oh, my!  Mea culpa.  Not Corbett Josye!  I really am sorry. --
Hearing Aid

Marlin Kole -- It was my day! -- Rocking Chair

Old is old is old! -- Methuselah

All -- I am too sad, due to my second straight kill, to write a D.M. Column.  Sorry.
-- Hearing Aid  DMIII

Who you going to kill this turn, Hearing Aid?

Wheel Chair -- Many like it. -- Linaea Deane

I Say No -- But I wanted to hear YES! -- Loris Deane

Hearing Aid -- You're a meance. -- Ghost of Corbett Josye

At least M. Chardinee isn't slapping people around this week. -- Cormek Deane

Rocking Chair -- I hate it when the chair rocks back so far it falls over on me. --
Marlin Kole

The Fratsfa Slave, as usual, was easy. -- Linaea Deane

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOT THE RUNS bested MARLIN KOLE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
HEARING AID devastated CORMEK DEANE in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
WHEEL CHAIR handily defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EARTH outwaited ROCKING CHAIR in a slow 8 minute mismatched brawl.
THAT ONE MONKEY overpowered LINAEA DEANE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EVIL TRASH was dealt death by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute duel.
LORIS DEANE overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
COOLIN DUNN devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   2 -  2      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  17 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 613 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   HEARING AID 4353           11   2  2  156 OLDER BY FAR (444)
STRIKING ATTACK  WHEEL CHAIR 4350            9   0  0  100 OLDER BY FAR (444)
TOTAL PARRY      EARTH 4336                 22   7  0   76 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
WALL OF STEEL    ROCKING CHAIR 4366          6   2  0   62 OLDER BY FAR (444)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THAT ONE MONKEY 4361.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MARLIN KOLE 4360.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOT THE RUNS 
4352, HEARING AID 4353, WHEEL CHAIR 4350, THAT ONE MONKEY 4361, EVIL TRASH 4362, 
LORIS DEANE 4367, COOLIN DUNN 4369, CORMEK DEANE 4331, LINAEA DEANE 4347, and ROCKING 
CHAIR 4366.

The least popular fighter this week was EARTH 4336.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ROCKING CHAIR 4366, LINAEA DEANE 4347, CORMEK DEANE 4331, COOLIN DUNN 
4369, LORIS DEANE 4367, EVIL TRASH 4362, THAT ONE MONKEY 4361, WHEEL CHAIR 4350, 
HEARING AID 4353, and GOT THE RUNS 4352.