DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/08/2011 Duedate: 04/21/2011
ZENSU ARENA
DM-40 TURN-614
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HEARING AID
OLDER BY FAR (444)
(40-4353) [12-2-2,161]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HEARING AID POSITION IS EMPTY
OLDER BY FAR (444)
(40-4353) [12-2-2,161]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THAT ONE MONKEY MARLIN KOLE
CAPTAIN PLANET (442) BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4361) [8-8-0,68] (40-4360) [6-11-0,34]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLDER BY FAR (444)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OLDER BY FAR (444) 31
2. CAPTAIN PLANET (442) 0 OLDER BY FAR (444)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337) -3 Unchartered Team
(79)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 OLDER BY FAR (444) 51 14 3 78.5 1/ 1 OLDER BY FAR (444) 11 3 1
2/ 2 CAPTAIN PLANET (442) 77 60 2 56.2 2/ 2 CAPTAIN PLANET (442) 5 3 0
3/ 3 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 738 889 27 45.4 3/ 3 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 5 10 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 668): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 653): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 652): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 652): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 650): ETNIES of RESCUE RANGERS II (JE, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 613): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 668): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 653): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 652): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 652): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 650): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 613): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
(turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
(turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Ah! A fourth title. Not too bad. Now it all depends on when the Commission
wants to call me up or that sad thing called death. Goooooo, Commission!
Just for the fun of it, I thought you all might like to see Methuselah's Older
By Far team in their birthday suits. (snicker)
ST 9,12,16,17,21
CN 4,4,7,14,16
SZ 7,8,9,10,13
WT 4,8,17,17,17
WL 9,9,14,16,17
SP 4,10,12,14,21
DF 9,11,11,12,21
A pretty mediocre sight, eh? Averages out to a 15-9-9-13-13-12-13 something or
other.
Anyway, we Olders are almost always for the "little guy", and even though we
have ties to Kentucky, we say-- Gooooo, VCU! Gooooo, Butler! March Madness is such
a hoot!
Hearing Aid, DMIV
SPY REPORT
Welcome ZENSU. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have I
fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... What's with ROCKING CHAIR?
He actually beat CAPTAIN PLANET's EARTH, and walked away with 19 more points from the
fight. Laughs were big at ZENSU while they watched KHALHUMS DWARF clobber WHEEL
CHAIR. It lost 12 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.
CORMEK DEANE was reminded on the sands why HEARING AID is Duelmaster. Wouldn't it be
nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses
of convicted prisoners.
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... ZENSU thinks CAPTAIN
PLANET and their 77-60-2 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up...
Management must be dealin', as the boys at OLDER BY FAR ain't reelin'! CAPTAIN
PLANET's mad!
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? And this week the Duelmaster--whoops! CAPTAIN PLANET has one
week left to avenge DIRTY COAL's death by excessive hits on the part of HEARING AID
of OLDER BY FAR. Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?
To die so young, so gloriously!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm
writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good
skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEARING AID 4353 12 2 2 161 OLDER BY FAR (444)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHEEL CHAIR 4350 9 1 0 88 OLDER BY FAR (444)
ROCKING CHAIR 4366 7 2 0 81 OLDER BY FAR (444)
CORMEK DEANE 4331 15 16 1 80 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
EARTH 4336 22 8 0 74 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
THAT ONE MONKEY 4361 8 8 0 68 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOT THE RUNS 4352 13 5 1 55 OLDER BY FAR (444)
I SAY NO 4351 6 3 0 44 OLDER BY FAR (444)
LINAEA DEANE 4347 6 16 0 43 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
MARLIN KOLE 4360 6 11 0 34 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COOLIN DUNN 4369 2 0 0 21 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
LORIS DEANE 4367 4 2 0 17 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CORBETT JOSYE 4329 16 15 1 BEYOND THE PALE 337 HEARING AID 4353 612
DIRTY COAL 4364 8 4 0 CAPTAIN PLANET 442 HEARING AID 4353 611
PERSONAL ADS
Okay, Older By Far Team! 3-1 and NO kills! Life is sweet. -- Methuselah (having
lived a lot of it)
Earth -- My chair failed me by not "keepin' on rockin'". (sigh) A salute to you. --
Rocking Chair
Well, I guess I can't expect a title shot, can I Hearing Aid? -- Wheel Chair
I just love a good Concubine! I do. -- Wheel Chair
Cormek -- I got through that without a kill. I don't know which of us is to be
congratulated. -- Hearing Aid
Both.
Hearing Aid -- I knew you'd say that. -- Ghost of Corbett Josye
Got the Runs -- Better you than me. -- Marlin Kole
Hearing Aid -- Not enough aid, apparently, or you would have heard me say "No." --
Cormek Deane
That One Monkey -- Who gave you the wrench? -- Linaea Deane
Dumb beggar. -- Loris Deane
Dumb thief, too. -- Coolin Dunn
18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators! Just
sayin' -- The Cajun
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEARING AID devastated CORMEK DEANE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
WHEEL CHAIR lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome battle.
EARTH was outlasted by ROCKING CHAIR in a unpopular 10 minute uneven fight.
THAT ONE MONKEY bested LINAEA DEANE in a 2 minute fight.
MARLIN KOLE was overpowered by GOT THE RUNS in a 3 minute mismatched match.
LORIS DEANE was devastated by I SAY NO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COOLIN DUNN devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 2 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 17 - 0 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 614 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK HEARING AID 4353 12 2 2 161 OLDER BY FAR (444)
STRIKING ATTACK WHEEL CHAIR 4350 9 1 0 88 OLDER BY FAR (444)
WALL OF STEEL ROCKING CHAIR 4366 7 2 0 81 OLDER BY FAR (444)
TOTAL PARRY EARTH 4336 22 8 0 74 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THAT ONE MONKEY 4361. The most popular warrior this
turn was MARLIN KOLE 4360. The ten other most popular fighters were WHEEL CHAIR
4350, THAT ONE MONKEY 4361, LINAEA DEANE 4347, I SAY NO 4351, HEARING AID 4353,
COOLIN DUNN 4369, CORMEK DEANE 4331, GOT THE RUNS 4352, LORIS DEANE 4367, and ROCKING
CHAIR 4366.
The least popular fighter this week was EARTH 4336. The other ten least popular
fighters were ROCKING CHAIR 4366, LORIS DEANE 4367, GOT THE RUNS 4352, CORMEK DEANE
4331, COOLIN DUNN 4369, HEARING AID 4353, I SAY NO 4351, LINAEA DEANE 4347, THAT ONE
MONKEY 4361, and WHEEL CHAIR 4350.