Date   : 07/15/2011    Duedate: 07/28/2011


DM-40    TURN-621

This Weeks Top Honors


(40-4343) [18-2-2,166]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RHOMBA                         POSITION IS EMPTY
SERPENTS HOLD (443)            
(40-4343) [18-2-2,166]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RHOMBA                         RHOMBA
SERPENTS HOLD (443)            SERPENTS HOLD (443)
(40-4343) [18-2-2,166]         (40-4343) [18-2-2,166]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CAPTAIN PLANET (442)        49
2. OLDER BY FAR (444)          22      OLDER BY FAR (444)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (443)         13      Unchartered Team
4. BEYOND THE PALE (337)        1
                                       LEGION (278)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 OLDER BY FAR (444)        69  21  3 76.7   1/ 1 OLDER BY FAR (444)       10  1 0
 2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (443)       24   8  2 75.0   2/ 2 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     6  9 1
 3/ 3 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)      87  72  2 54.7   3/ 3 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)      5  5 0
 4/ 4 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    756 906 28 45.5   4/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD (443)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                             THE ADM REGIONAL TOURNAMENT

The next ADM Regional Tournament will be held in the months of October/November 2011
and will be contested in the regular arenas during the late Summer months.

Q: What is the ADM Regional Tournament?
A: The ADM Regional Tournament is a competition where the best and brightest warriors
   from the ADM regionals compete for bragging rights and to see which region is the

Q: How does it work?
A: During the month of October, the warriors of each Regional Team will be temporarily
   moved to a special regional arena, where they will battle it out in a single
   elimination tournament.  The last warrior standing wins for his region.  (Learns,
   skills, and FE gained during the contest will not be permanent.)

   Results will be posted online during the months of October/November.

Q: How are teams determined?
A: There are 10 warrior slots given out to each team. The 10 Stylemasters of each
   regional arena during Saturday, October 15th will automatically qualify and be

   To qualify for a Stylemaster position, you must have been active in the arena in 4
   of the prior 6 turns including the last one (2 of the last 3 for Crysalis).  (Thus,
   you'll want to activate your warriors before the week of July 23rd, to be safe.)

   Should a team not be able to qualify all 10 warriors, they may select wildcard
   entrants to fill those empty slots.  However, they must have at least 7 different
   styles represented AND no more than 2 of any style.  Should they not be able to
   meet this criteria, their team will be filled with NPCs.

   Each manager may only play for 1 region and may qualify no more than 3 warriors on
   a regional team.  They may play a 3rd warrior only if everyone else who wants to
   participate already has 2 and/or there is no other option.  A manager may not have
   more than 1 warrior of the same style on the regional team.

Q: What's a Regional Coordinator?
A: The Regional Coordinator is the unofficial "team captain":  They are in charge of
   putting together their team based on the rules, trying to make sure everyone is
   included and that any disputes are handled.  (For instance, if someone qualifies
   more than 2 warriors, the regional coordinator will work with that manager and
   determine which warriors will participate on the team, and then notify
   replacements, etc.)

   The Regional Coordinators are: Manager (Andorak), Buri(Darkholm), The Dark One
   (Free Blades), Crip (Crysalis), Master Darque (Unnamed No Tourney Arena), One Arm
   Bandit (Home Guard).  If you need to contact them, you can write a personal ad in
   the ADM arena, or send a diplo to them at:

                        Manager:        Superior Forces in DM 105
                        The Dark One:   Angels of Pain in DM 103
                        Buri:           Tackle Box in DM 104
                        One Arm Bandit: Sea Dogs in DM 101
                        Crip:           Royal Flush in DM 106
                        Master Darque:  Darque Ages in DM 81

Q: What does happen if someone qualifies more than 2 warriors?
A: That manager will be able to decide which 2 to send (or, if there are no other
   options, the manager may send 3--see above) and the next highest qualifying warrior
   will be able to take place of the warrior that doesn't get sent if it's an
   automatic spot.  It's definitely a good idea to communicate with your team
   coordinator and fellow teammates.  Remember, even though you are fighting for
   qualification spots, you all still want to put together a competitive team! (All
   of the captains treat this as an inclusive event so it's unlikely anyone will
   completely get left out in the cold.)

Q: What if my warriors are not in ADM regional?  Or, what if they are in the wrong
   ADM regional?
A: If your warriors are in 100, or are in the wrong region, and they haven't fought
   since the split, you can request to CSR to have them moved into the proper
   regional arena.

Q: Is there a prize?
A: Bragging rights!

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): DORA of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 675): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 659): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 659): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 657): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): GOT THE RUNS of TOO OLD (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 675): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 660): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 659): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 659): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 657): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
               (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
                              MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 657): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
             (turn 656): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     It feels gooooooood to be Duelmaster.  If only I could stop drippin' at both
ends.  Then life would be lovely.  I admit that this throne is really Hearing Aid's,
but I ain't giving it back.  Poo on him!  (And I could do that to him a LOT, too!)
He shouldn't have chosen to abdicate to try for that 30th FE-17+ PP-14 win-20 arena
fight-preFace.  He shouldn't have.
     Now I have it and tsk, tsk, tsk to Hearing Aid.  Go win a TV or something,
Hearing Aid.  Just see where that gets you!
     I will leave you with these tidbits:
I started with three of the same number in my stats
I have 13 bumps (No, I am not pregnant)
I am ambi
I am bonused in damage-doing (But quite limited in swing effort!)
There you have it I SHALL return.
               Got The Runs, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Advancing in 
the rankings was CAPTAIN PLANET who went from last turn's 84-71-2, to this week's 
record of 87-72-2.  Hey everybody, watch out for CORMEK DEANE, who flew up 20 points 
in the rankings after mashing EARTH like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya 
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  LINAEA DEANE was beat by 
THAT ONE MONKEY and drops 19 points.  It's a proud day for the SERPENTS HOLD stable, 
as their warrior, RHOMBA, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
afraid of the big bad CAPTAIN PLANET.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like 
math, try this one:  CAPTAIN PLANET + Weapons That go Boom = OLDER BY FAR + Avoid 
City.  And who is this RHOMBA you ask, with 166 points and a 18-2-2 record.  Ooh, the 
tales I could tell!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Congrats to THAT ONE MONKEY for revenging 
the death of its teammate (but more importantly, feeding LINAEA DEANE a bit of dirt). 
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh? 
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZENSU have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya 
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RHOMBA 4343                  18   2  2   166       SERPENTS HOLD (443)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEARING AID 4353             16   4  2   103       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 GOT THE RUNS 4352            17   7  1    96       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 CORMEK DEANE 4331            18  20  1    92       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 I SAY NO 4351                11   4  0    86       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 EARTH 4336                   24  13  0    85       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
-ROCKING CHAIR 4366            7   3  0    75       OLDER BY FAR (444)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAT ONE MONKEY 4361         11  12  0    66       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARLIN KOLE 4360             11  13  0    61       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LINAEA DEANE 4347             8  21  1    46       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-NAMAQUA 4341                  6   3  0    43       SERPENTS HOLD (443)
 LORIS DEANE 4367              9   4  0    36       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACHE 4381                     3   0  0    33       OLDER BY FAR (444)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COOLIN DUNN 4369              5   4  0    19       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 GAIA 4388                     1   0  0    15       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
 PLANETEER 42 4387             1   0  0    15       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WHEEL CHAIR 4350       11  2 0 OLDER BY FAR 444     RHOMBA 4343           618   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Linaea Deane -- You wanted to hear "yes"?  You need to learn to curb your appetite.
(wink) -- I Say No

Jorja -- Ouch, that hurts!  But it is a nice kind of hurt.  "Methusaleh -- It was the
problems of advancing age, which I am sure you understand.-- Jorja" -- Methuselah
(still keeps on kickin')

I am going for "immortal Champion" at The Mke Face.  Can I do it?  I need to graduate
on this, my 20th arena fight.  Pray for me.  (Or just send batteries.) -- Hearing Aid

Earth -- I may be hungry after all that, but there is no used eating for me, is
there? -- Duelmaster Got The Runs

Cormek -- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no............. -- I Say No

Hoping to see some of you at The Face.  Save me the softest chair, the shortest
distance to the front desk, a room on the bottom floor front, and a walker. --

I Say No -- To what, that's what I'd like to know.  I say no to SOME things myself.
-- Cormek Deane

That One Monkey -- It's a wonder to me that some poacher hasn't snuck up and trapped
you for the circus. -- Coolin Dunn

     What do you think THIS is? -- Arenamaster Diego

I suppose it makes sense that the Fratsfa Slave HERE isn't Fratsfan. -- Loris Deane

     Exactly.  People will tell you that the Fratsfans don't keep slaves, and that's
     true.  We don't KEEP them... for long. -- Diego

The 6th Element -- That was unintentional, I think.  Might've been jealousy, though.
-- Linaea Deane

If an orc allows himself to be captured alive and relatively uninjured, he deserves
whatever happens to him.  I think. -- Marlin Kole

13 July 11

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOT THE RUNS was viciously subdued by RHOMBA in a 4 minute master's Title fight.
HEARING AID handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
CORMEK DEANE viciously subdued EARTH in a popular 2 minute brutal veteran's contest.
I SAY NO bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
LINAEA DEANE was overpowered by THAT ONE MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MARLIN KOLE devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LORIS DEANE was handily defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
COOLIN DUNN was vanquished by ACHE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PLANETEER 42 vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GAIA overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   2 -  1      78  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  12 -  2      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 621 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RHOMBA 4343                18   2  2  166 SERPENTS HOLD (443)
BASHING ATTACK   HEARING AID 4353           16   4  2  103 OLDER BY FAR (444)
TOTAL PARRY      GOT THE RUNS 4352          17   7  1   96 OLDER BY FAR (444)
PARRY-STRIKE     LORIS DEANE 4367            9   4  0   36 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RHOMBA 4343.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RHOMBA 4343.  The ten other most popular fighters were CORMEK DEANE 4331, I SAY NO 
AID 4353, EARTH 4336, GAIA 4388, and PLANETEER 42 4387.

The least popular fighter this week was COOLIN DUNN 4369.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LORIS DEANE 4367, LINAEA DEANE 4347, PLANETEER 42 4387, GAIA 
4388, EARTH 4336, HEARING AID 4353, GOT THE RUNS 4352, ACHE 4381, MARLIN KOLE 4360, 

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RHOMBA (40-4343) SERPENTS HOLD (443)
HEARING AID (40-4353) OLDER BY FAR (444)