DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/12/2011    Duedate: 08/25/2011

ZENSU ARENA

DM-40    TURN-623

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CORMEK DEANE
BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4331) [20-20-1,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CORMEK DEANE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
BEYOND THE PALE (337)          
(40-4331) [20-20-1,108]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THAT ONE MONKEY                CORMEK DEANE
CAPTAIN PLANET (442)           BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4361) [13-12-0,91]         (40-4331) [20-20-1,108]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BEYOND THE PALE (337)       52
2. CAPTAIN PLANET (442)        31      OLDER BY FAR (444)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (443)          0      Unchartered Team
4. OLDER BY FAR (444)         -18
                                       WENSINWASIN III (406)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 OLDER BY FAR (444)        72  24  3 75.0   1/ 2 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)      9  3 1
 2- 2 SERPENTS HOLD (443)       24   8  2 75.0   2/ 3 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     8  7 0
 3/ 3 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)      93  74  3 55.7   3/ 1 OLDER BY FAR (444)        6  4 0
 4/ 4 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    762 910 28 45.6   4- 4 SERPENTS HOLD (443)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): CHICKEN GUARD of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I like a rocking chair, if it has a good rhythm.  Some are a little slow.  I
wasn't being "vicious" with the old R. Chair, you see, I was just trying to hurry it
up a little.

                                    Cormek Deane

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in ZENSU. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say good-bye to 
OLDER BY FAR, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the CAPTAIN PLANET 
stable.  It looks like the guys(?) at BEYOND THE PALE had a good week as they went 
4-1-0 to put them in 2nd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for 
THAT ONE MONKEY, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing I SAY NO like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was I 
SAY NO, who dropped 19 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with THAT 
ONE MONKEY.  Well, everybody's pal CORMEK DEANE moved his record to 20-20-1 by 
defeating GOT THE RUNS in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 10 recognition 
points.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad CAPTAIN  PLANET?  Big bad 
CAPTAIN PLANET.  Big bad CAPTAIN PLANET.  ZENSU's afraid of the big bad CAPTAIN 
PLANET.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause OLDER BY FAR beats feet every time CAPTAIN PLANET smiles at them.  
Try farming, eh?   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the ZENSU giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya 
bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORMEK DEANE 4331            20  20  1   108       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOT THE RUNS 4352            17   8  1    92       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 EARTH 4336                   26  13  0    91       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
 THAT ONE MONKEY 4361         13  12  0    91       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCKING CHAIR 4366            8   4  0    79       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 I SAY NO 4351                11   5  0    67       OLDER BY FAR (444)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARLIN KOLE 4360             11  15  0    66       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LINAEA DEANE 4347             9  22  1    53       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 LORIS DEANE 4367             10   5  0    50       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-ACHE 4381                     4   0  0    48       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 COOLIN DUNN 4369              7   4  0    43       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-NAMAQUA 4341                  6   3  0    43       SERPENTS HOLD (443)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLANETEER 42 4387             2   1  1    21       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
 GAIA 4388                     2   1  0    15       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE 6TH ELEMENT 4368    3  3 0 CAPTAIN PLANET 442   LINAEA DEANE 4347     620  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and Beyond the Pale

Earth -- Damn, you got me all muddy! -- Marlin Kole

That One Monkey -- I can't seem to get away from you. -- Linaea Deane

Ache -- No lie.  Where's the ben-gay? -- Loris Deane

Are all Embezzling Scribes this dumb? -- Coolin Dunn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CORMEK DEANE viciously subdued GOT THE RUNS in a 2 minute master's Title fight.
THAT ONE MONKEY demolished I SAY NO in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ROCKING CHAIR savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 5 minute bloody duel.
EARTH bested MARLIN KOLE in a 4 minute veteran's fight.
LINAEA DEANE demolished PLANETEER 42 in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LORIS DEANE vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute mismatched fight.
COOLIN DUNN overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GAIA overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  14 -  3      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 623 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GOT THE RUNS 4352          17   8  1   92 OLDER BY FAR (444)
PARRY-LUNGE      THAT ONE MONKEY 4361       13  12  0   91 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
WALL OF STEEL    ROCKING CHAIR 4366          8   4  0   79 OLDER BY FAR (444)
STRIKING ATTACK  I SAY NO 4351              11   5  0   67 OLDER BY FAR (444)
PARRY-STRIKE     LORIS DEANE 4367           10   5  0   50 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
LUNGING ATTACK   COOLIN DUNN 4369            7   4  0   43 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THAT ONE MONKEY 4361.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CORMEK DEANE 4331.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARLIN KOLE 
4360, LORIS DEANE 4367, ROCKING CHAIR 4366, THAT ONE MONKEY 4361, LINAEA DEANE 4347, 
COOLIN DUNN 4369, GAIA 4388, GOT THE RUNS 4352, I SAY NO 4351, and EARTH 4336.

The least popular fighter this week was PLANETEER 42 4387.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were EARTH 4336, I SAY NO 4351, GOT THE RUNS 4352, GAIA 4388, COOLIN 
DUNN 4369, LINAEA DEANE 4347, THAT ONE MONKEY 4361, ROCKING CHAIR 4366, LORIS DEANE 
4367, and MARLIN KOLE 4360.