DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/26/2011    Duedate: 09/08/2011

ZENSU ARENA

DM-40    TURN-624

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CORMEK DEANE
BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4331) [21-20-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CORMEK DEANE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
BEYOND THE PALE (337)          
(40-4331) [21-20-1,117]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THAT ONE MONKEY                COOLIN DUNN
CAPTAIN PLANET (442)           BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4361) [13-13-0,83]         (40-4369) [7-5-0,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CAPTAIN PLANET (442)        29
2. BEYOND THE PALE (337)       26      CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
3. OLDER BY FAR (444)           0      Unchartered Team

                                       WENSINWASIN III (406)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 OLDER BY FAR (444)        72  24  3 75.0   1/ 1 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)     10  3 1
 2/ 3 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)      97  75  3 56.4   2/ 2 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    10  5 0
 3/ 4 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    766 911 28 45.7   3- 3 OLDER BY FAR (444)        3  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 506): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     There's lots of ways to handle the likes of you, Got the Runs.  And as
gladiators wearing pantyhose under our armor, we have to know 'em.  A dab of nail
polish at each end of a run will serve as a short-term solution.  And, as gladiators,
short term is often good enough.

                                    Cormek Deane

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  BEYOND THE PALE is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 
week advancing from 2nd place to 2nd place.  Hey everybody, watch out for HE'S OUR 
HERO, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
COOLIN DUNN, who dropped 4 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
CAPTURED ORC.  Well, everybody's pal CORMEK DEANE moved his record to 21-20-1 by 
defeating THAT ONE MONKEY in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 9 recognition 
points.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZENSU have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORMEK DEANE 4331            21  20  1   117       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EARTH 4336                   27  13  0    94       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
-GOT THE RUNS 4352            17   8  1    92       OLDER BY FAR (444)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAT ONE MONKEY 4361         13  13  0    83       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
-ROCKING CHAIR 4366            8   4  0    79       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 MARLIN KOLE 4360             12  15  0    69       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-I SAY NO 4351                11   5  0    67       OLDER BY FAR (444)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LINAEA DEANE 4347            10  22  1    63       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 LORIS DEANE 4367             11   5  0    58       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ACHE 4381                     4   0  0    48       OLDER BY FAR (444)
 COOLIN DUNN 4369              7   5  0    39       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLANETEER 42 4387             3   1  1    28       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAIA 4388                     3   1  0    22       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
 HE'S OUR HERO 4390            1   0  0    20       CAPTAIN PLANET (442)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE 6TH ELEMENT 4368    3  3 0 CAPTAIN PLANET 442   LINAEA DEANE 4347     620  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Earth -- Win if you must, just... I don't want anyone throwing the likes of you on
top of me, so easy does it. -- Marlin Kole

Planeteer 42 -- It would appear that you have made an enemy in the Commission office.
Who would have thought they'd care that much about a Persistent Beggar?  But I
suppose trained gladiating Beggars are in short supply these days.  The economic
pinch, you know.  They're all out running courses on Professional Begging. -- Linaea
Deane

The Userous Merchant can forget charging extra for his "services."  Nobody's GOT
extra. -- Loris Deane

Fratsfa Slave?  I wish!  As a Shew, I have a certain strong antipathy for the
Fratsfans. -- Coolin Dunn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CORMEK DEANE devastated THAT ONE MONKEY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
EARTH won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MARLIN KOLE demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COOLIN DUNN slimly lost to CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute contest.
LINAEA DEANE devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LORIS DEANE savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
GAIA handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PLANETEER 42 vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HE'S OUR HERO vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW         1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  12 -  3      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 624 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CORMEK DEANE 4331          21  20  1  117 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TOTAL PARRY      EARTH 4336                 27  13  0   94 CAPTAIN PLANET (442)
PARRY-STRIKE     LORIS DEANE 4367           11   5  0   58 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
LUNGING ATTACK   COOLIN DUNN 4369            7   5  0   39 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THAT ONE MONKEY 4361.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COOLIN DUNN 4369.  The ten other most popular fighters were LORIS DEANE 
4367, LINAEA DEANE 4347, CORMEK DEANE 4331, MARLIN KOLE 4360, PLANETEER 42 4387, HE'S 
OUR HERO 4390, EARTH 4336, GAIA 4388, THAT ONE MONKEY 4361, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was THAT ONE MONKEY 4361.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GAIA 4388, EARTH 4336, HE'S OUR HERO 4390, PLANETEER 42 4387, 
MARLIN KOLE 4360, CORMEK DEANE 4331, LINAEA DEANE 4347, LORIS DEANE 4367, COOLIN DUNN 
4369, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CORMEK DEANE (40-4331) BEYOND THE PALE (337)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.