DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/18/2012 Duedate: 05/31/2012
ZENSU ARENA
DM-40 TURN-643
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LINAEA DEANE
BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4347) [18-33-2,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LINAEA DEANE BUB BYE
BEYOND THE PALE (337) U PAY I SLAY (457)
(40-4347) [18-33-2,102] (40-4442) [1-0-1,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LINAEA DEANE MENDAL KORDIN
BEYOND THE PALE (337) BEYOND THE PALE (337)
(40-4347) [18-33-2,102] (40-4391) [10-7-0,65]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. U PAY I SLAY (457) 65
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (447) 36 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1 Unchartered Team
4. ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434) 0
U PAY I SLAY (457)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434) 7 3 0 70.0 1/ 1 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 10 5 0
2/ 2 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 825 946 30 46.6 2/ 0*U PAY I SLAY (457) 2 3 1
3/ 0*U PAY I SLAY (457) 2 3 1 40.0 3/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (447) 1 4 0
4/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (447) 1 4 0 20.0 4- 2*ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 697): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 682): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 678): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 679): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 642): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 697): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 682): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 379): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 642): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
(turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Ha! Coolin got the only loss on our team today, the dummy. And to the Veteran
Mercenary, Sinjanos Thropian. Not a bad guy, but Coolin should've made mincemeat of
him.
As for me, people speak disparagingly of the morals of orcs, but *we* don't
produce many Convicted Assassins. And we know what to do when we meet one.
Loris Deane
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZENSU. MVP award for HUMAN HORN? SHEWISH
BUFFET's proud of him after beating B. HEADER and getting 21 points. Talk about yer
major upsets! CHAD GORAM's match with THE USEROUS MERCHANT cost him a loss of 1
points! Our last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE, and
LORIS DEANE has made the way for a new Duelmaster! LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE
takes LORIS DEANE's place. (But seriously, who could ever take the place of LORIS
DEANE? Oh, all right.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?
Don't ask me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!! BUB BYE
returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at its U PAY I SLAY teammates...
Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LINAEA DEANE 4347 18 33 2 102 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COOLIN DUNN 4369 21 10 0 97 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM 4214 7 1 0 91 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORIS DEANE 4367 26 9 0 87 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MENDAL KORDIN 4391 10 7 0 65 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUB BYE 4442 1 0 1 33 U PAY I SLAY (457)
CHAD GORAM 4417 4 4 1 32 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMAN HORN 4380 1 0 0 21 SHEWISH BUFFET (447)
MAX MURDERER 4446 1 0 0 13 U PAY I SLAY (457)
B. HEADER 4443 0 1 0 1 U PAY I SLAY (457)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPYMASTER 0 0 0 DARK ARENA BUB BYE 4442 643 NONE
BREAKFAST 4376 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 447 SHEWISH GIANT 643 NONE
DINNER 4379 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 447 HIGH ELF 643 NONE
LUNCH 4378 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 447 HIGH ELF 643 NONE
SNACK 4375 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 447 MOUNTAIN TROLL 643 NONE
BYE 4445 0 1 0 U PAY I SLAY 457 ARENAMASTER DIEG 643 NONE
SEE YA 4444 0 1 0 U PAY I SLAY 457 WURM KIN 643 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
We salute the tourney participants from Zensu, which at least gives us something to
say. -- Jorja and Beyond the Pale
Despite what my teammate says, I had no desire to make mincemeat out of old Thropian.
I was, quite simply, tired of being duelmaster. As it's been here most times lately,
that's almost meaningless. -- Coolin Dunn
It's no wonder the Kung-Fu Master, or as he puts it on his business cards, Gabro
Ironaxe, Master of Kung-Fu and Many Other Exotic Techniques, lost the fight. He's a
dwarf, after all, and the dwarves are known for their mastery of steel weapons, no
the open hand. He's like the dog that walks on its hind feet, you know, the wonder
is not that he does it poorly, but that he does it at all. -- Linaea Deane
You've got to wonder about the Fratsfans, sometimes, when you find 'em keeping
Convincian slaves. -- Mendal Kordin
If that blond is an Oskian, noble or otherwise, I'll eat him. And I'm practically a
vegetarian. -- Chad Goram
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEE YA was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BYE was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER DIEGO in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DINNER was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BUB BYE viciously butchered SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
LUNCH was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
BREAKFAST was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SNACK was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
LORIS DEANE was devastated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LINAEA DEANE handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
COOLIN DUNN vanquished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MENDAL KORDIN was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal fight.
CHAD GORAM was unbelievably bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute gory bout.
HUMAN HORN demolished B. HEADER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MAX MURDERER handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 643 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK COOLIN DUNN 4369 21 10 0 97 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
PARRY-STRIKE LORIS DEANE 4367 26 9 0 87 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
SLASHING ATTACK MENDAL KORDIN 4391 10 7 0 65 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LINAEA DEANE 4347. The most popular warrior this
turn was MENDAL KORDIN 4391. The ten other most popular fighters were CHAD GORAM
4417, BUB BYE 4442, LINAEA DEANE 4347, COOLIN DUNN 4369, HUMAN HORN 4380, MAX
MURDERER 4446, SNACK 4375, SEE YA 4444, BYE 4445, and DINNER 4379.
The least popular fighter this week was B. HEADER 4443. The other ten least popular
fighters were LORIS DEANE 4367, BREAKFAST 4376, LUNCH 4378, DINNER 4379, BYE 4445,
SEE YA 4444, SNACK 4375, MAX MURDERER 4446, HUMAN HORN 4380, and COOLIN DUNN 4369.