DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/05/2014    Duedate: 09/18/2014

ZENSU ARENA

DM-40    TURN-703

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SOLDIER 1
MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
(40-4567) [12-0-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SOLDIER 1                      POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)        
(40-4567) [12-0-0,109]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SOLDIER 3                      EARL OF LEMONGRAB
MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)        ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
(40-4547) [14-10-0,100]        (40-4564) [6-2-0,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)     50
2. MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)     18      ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337)       13      Unchartered Team
4. XCOM ALPHA (469)             0
5. RANDOM (458)                 0      BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PAIN AND PLEASURE (466)    1   0  0  100   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)  12  1 0
 2- 3*GRIZZLED VETERANS (462)    5   1  0 83.3   2/ 3 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     7  8 0
 3/ 2 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)    41   9  1 82.0   3/ 0*BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)   3  1 0
 4/ 0*BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)    3   1  0 75.0   4- 4*XCOM ALPHA (469)          3  4 0
 5/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)   70  40  6 63.6   5/ 2 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)    2  1 0
 6/ 5 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    968 %1100 33 46.8   6- 5*PAIN AND PLEASURE (466)   1  0 0
 7- 6 RANDOM (458)              43  52  2 45.3   7- 7 RANDOM (458)              1  1 1
 8- 7*XCOM ALPHA (469)           3   4  0 42.9   8- 6*GRIZZLED VETERANS (462)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 378): ZEPHYR of Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 757): LAMB CHOP STOP of EASTER FEASTER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 757): MANSION of LIVING LARGE (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 742): SSG7 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 743): PEARL STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 741): GRAPE APE of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 738): ORLANDO of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 739): SGT. SPENCER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 702): SOLDIER 1 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 699): YELLOW BRICK TOAD of HELPLESS ANIMALS (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 690): JANIS JOBLIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 325): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 584): PFC 2 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 279): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 642): WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE of SUPERIOR FATHER (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 378): Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 757): FLAGRANT FOWL (Scrooge McDuck, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 757): MENTOR BLISS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 742): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 744): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 741): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 738): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 739): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 702): MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 699): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 690): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 325): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 583): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 279): BAD COMBINATIONS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 642): SUPERIOR FATHER (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 378): ZEPHYR of Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 757): MANSION of LIVING LARGE (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 742): IYAN KENNIS of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 743): PEARL STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 736): SOURDOUGH SAM of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 739): SGT. SPENCER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
                         KOJAK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 698): DOUBLE TRUE of LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 278): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZENSU.  Talk about hot teams!  BOTCHED & 
BUNGLED goes out, the very first time, and goes 3-1-0!  Like, what do you guys eat 
for breakfast?  MVP award for BAD BLAKE?  BOTCHED & BUNGLED's proud of him after 
beating CONVICTED THIEF and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
KALGAR ROSS got smashed by VETERAN MERCENARY, and lost 4 points!  This Duelmaster is 
like something else!  SOLDIER 1 stopped KUNG-FU MASTER dead in his tracks!  I hear 
the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic 
fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 was the most 
avoided team.  Is a 70-40-6 record really that scary?  I don't know what ADVENTURE 
TIME 2's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from MEDAL OF 
HONOR Z1, that's fer sher.  Like, is EBBUTT MARSH popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of ZENSU!  He's got a 19-27-0, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ZENSU is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 1 4567               12   0  0   109       MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RALPH NEPPEL 4330             9   2  0   104       MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
 SOLDIER 3 4547               14  10  0   100       MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
 GENERAL 1 4325                9   1  1    96       MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EBBUTT MARSH 4489            19  27  0    89       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 EARL OF LEMONGRAB 4564        6   2  0    79       ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
-JACKAL 4508                   7   7  0    74       RANDOM (458)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KYLROI 4534                   5   1  0    66       GRIZZLED VETERANS (462)
 JON STONE 4545               11  19  1    60       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
 NINA STENN 4555              16  10  0    59       BEYOND THE PALE (337)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KALGAR ROSS 4583              7   3  0    54       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-MARCELINE 4526                5   1  0    51       ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
 JAKE BLACK 4556              11  15  0    48       BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-ICE KING 4507                 5   0  1    47       ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHORTY 4591                   1   1  1    33       RANDOM (458)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BULL PORTER 4613              1   0  0    20       XCOM ALPHA (469)
-PAIN MAIDEN 4585              1   0  0    19       PAIN AND PLEASURE (466)
 BAD BLAKE 4600                1   0  0    15       BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)
 VINCENT 4598                  1   0  0    15       BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)
 TOM FRIEND 4596               1   0  0    14       BOTCHED & BUNGLED (467)
-TREE TRUNKS 4601              1   0  0    10       ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
-CHOOSE GOOSE 4592             1   0  0    10       ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
-NIGHTMARE GARCIA 4610         1   0  0     9       XCOM ALPHA (469)
-SOLO 4614                     1   1  0     8       XCOM ALPHA (469)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CUT 4597                0  1 0 BOTCHED & BUNGLE 467 MOUNTAIN TROLL        703  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

You see what happens!  We fall silent for ONE turn, for reasons beyond our control--
although if we could reach the said reasons with a sword--

Jorja would mash you like a melon if you tried, Eb.

Well... maybe.  I think she's getting over the hill, I mean, it's been, what fifteen

or twenty YEARS since SHE fought?  Anyway, this time, or maybe I mean last time--this
is a LATE personal, NOT my fault--we went two-three, which is an improvement.  Wins
over standbys, of course, but still, they're wins. -- Ebbut Marsh

Eh.  We go adventuring and do mighty deeds in the world and what do we return to?
Three-two, with four of our fights (yes, Jon Stone lost to a Fratsfa Slave, the shame
of it!) being against standbys.  How is it that there were no Sergeants to beat us
up? -- Ebbutt Marsh
P.S.  Er, sorry about the phrasing, I did try not to slip into that, um, herald's
talk.  I think I mostly managed, but it creeps in, like to a mouse in a pantry.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CUT was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
EARL OF LEMONGRAB was unbelievably bested by EBBUTT MARSH in a 5 minute battle.
SOLDIER 1 overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute mismatched Title duel.
RALPH NEPPEL viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal veteran's fight.
SOLDIER 3 devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
GENERAL 1 overpowered NINA STENN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KALGAR ROSS was devastated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JAKE BLACK was overcome by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute melee.
JON STONE vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BAD BLAKE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VINCENT overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TOM FRIEND handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   2 -  1      82  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        20 -   9 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      6 -  11 -  0      35  |

Turn 703 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SOLDIER 1 4567             12   0  0  109 MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
LUNGING ATTACK   RALPH NEPPEL 4330           9   2  0  104 MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
PARRY-LUNGE      SOLDIER 3 4547             14  10  0  100 MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)
WALL OF STEEL    EARL OF LEMONGRAB 4564      6   2  0   79 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (434)
SLASHING ATTACK  KALGAR ROSS 4583            7   3  0   54 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is SOLDIER 3 4547.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was EARL OF LEMONGRAB 4564.  The ten other most popular fighters were RALPH NEPPEL 
4330, CUT 4597, SOLDIER 1 4567, TOM FRIEND 4596, EBBUTT MARSH 4489, SOLDIER 3 4547, 
GENERAL 1 4325, JON STONE 4545, BAD BLAKE 4600, and VINCENT 4598.

The least popular fighter this week was KALGAR ROSS 4583.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NINA STENN 4555, JAKE BLACK 4556, VINCENT 4598, BAD BLAKE 4600, 
JON STONE 4545, GENERAL 1 4325, SOLDIER 3 4547, EBBUTT MARSH 4489, TOM FRIEND 4596, 
and SOLDIER 1 4567.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SOLDIER 3 (40-4547) MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (441)