DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/31/2004 Duedate: 09/13/2004
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-441
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PORTERHOUSE ARREST
GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
(41-4059) [8-1-0,96]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PORTERHOUSE ARREST RILLY SILLY
GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
(41-4059) [8-1-0,96] (41-4152) [2-0-0,29]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JEHU THE VEAL DEAL
WANDERERS (329) GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
(41-3963) [17-16-1,86] (41-4104) [5-2-0,51]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLD SCHOOL (368)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OLD SCHOOL (368) 14
2. GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) 14 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
3. WANDERERS (329) 13 Unchartered Team
4. CLAN BATTLEAXE (232) 9
5. BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378) 5 BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 1 OLD SCHOOL (368) 10 4 0
2- 2*THE FORSAKEN (374) 6 3 2 66.7 2/ 3 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) 9 6 0
3/ 3 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) 31 20 0 60.8 3/ 2 WANDERERS (329) 7 8 0
4/ 4 BIRDS (286) 65 69 5 48.5 4/ 4*BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378) 4 1 0
5/ 5 WANDERERS (329) 317 357 7 47.0 5/ 6 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232) 2 1 0
6/ 6 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232) 126 150 12 45.7 6- 7*THE FORSAKEN (374) 1 0 0
7/ 7 LOOD FOOD (367) 20 29 0 40.8 7/ 8 BIRDS (286) 1 3 0
8/ 8 OLD SCHOOL (368) 27 43 1 38.6 8/ 5 LOOD FOOD (367) 1 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out KATI-TEI to see
what's new. MVP award for JEHU? WANDERERS' proud of him after beating RUBIX
CUBESTEAK and getting 12 points. Talk about yer big time losers! RUBIX CUBESTEAK
got smashed by JEHU, and lost 8 points! This Duelmaster is like something else!
PORTERHOUSE ARREST stopped WHIPPED TOPPING dead in its tracks! I hear the top team
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for
PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors
of CLAN BATTLEAXE must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you
guys know something that I don't? I don't know what LOOD FOOD's been doing. They
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from CLAN BATTLEAXE, that's fer sher.
Can WANDERERS' JEHU be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that
really the same? For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out S&M&MS
challenged OSTRICH. After all, haven't LOOD FOOD and BIRDS had a long standing duel
in KATI-TEI? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but OSTRICH wants me to
write about it since he subdued S&M&MS. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059 8 1 0 96 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KIAR JUN 3656 16 1 0 106 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JEHU 3963 17 16 1 86 WANDERERS (329)
-DISCOMBOBULATE 3730 8 1 1 83 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232)
WHIPPED TOPPING 4045 7 4 0 72 LOOD FOOD (367)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BETHANNE GRACE 3984 16 11 1 64 WANDERERS (329)
HOLY SCHLITZ 4052 10 5 1 62 OLD SCHOOL (368)
RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4061 8 1 0 59 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OSTRICH 3970 11 12 0 56 BIRDS (286)
THE VEAL DEAL 4104 5 2 0 51 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
-EGGS OVERLY EASY 4044 4 8 0 48 LOOD FOOD (367)
CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 4080 6 5 0 41 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
ARRIVED 3787 6 1 0 39 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232)
SATURN 3990 7 16 0 38 WANDERERS (329)
OSPRY 3988 4 10 2 36 BIRDS (286)
GREW SOME GRUE 4124 5 3 0 35 OLD SCHOOL (368)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RILLY SILLY 4152 2 0 0 29 BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
-SAMMUEL 4091 2 0 0 28 THE FORSAKEN (374)
MAD ONE 4149 2 1 0 26 BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
S&M&MS 4103 3 6 0 25 LOOD FOOD (367)
-MR. SALTY 4072 3 1 0 25 LOOD FOOD (367)
GREAT BARRIER BEEF 4111 3 4 0 25 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FALCON 4004 1 4 0 21 BIRDS (286)
-DEMADRED 4092 2 0 1 20 THE FORSAKEN (374)
SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137 3 1 0 18 OLD SCHOOL (368)
-SWAN 4107 1 1 0 18 BIRDS (286)
-KING FISHER 4005 2 5 0 17 BIRDS (286)
BLUE SARAN WRAP 4126 2 6 0 17 OLD SCHOOL (368)
-SPORK 4140 1 0 0 17 LOOD FOOD (367)
-RAHVIN 4094 1 2 1 16 THE FORSAKEN (374)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139 3 0 0 15 OLD SCHOOL (368)
-ISHMAEL 4136 1 0 0 10 THE FORSAKEN (374)
PARNIAN 4138 1 4 0 7 WANDERERS (329)
FLUTTERLEE 4153 0 2 0 2 WANDERERS (329)
-TRASH 3788 0 1 0 1 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Eggs Overly Easy -- Fairly easy, yes. Also undercooked. I hate undercooked eggs.
They're so...raw. -- Jehu
P.S. Very few things seem to be QUITE so raw as a raw egg. (shudder)
P.P.S. Neuter and a half elf? Looks like you got the worst half, my friend.
S&M&Ms -- Fattening, aren't you? So many things are. -- Bethanne Grace
Spocka the Hutt -- Well, that was confusing. I'm a NEW school man. -- Parnian
Rubix Cubesteak -- Ma'am (puffing out his chest and tilting his rings at a dashing
angle), ma'am, it was a pleasure to meat you. Er, meet you. -- Saturn
Cuddly Kahlua -- (pouting) How can I cuddle up to you when you dress like that?
It's so off-putting. And your manner is cold, distant...cruel! My life is blighted.
-- Flutterlee
24 August 2004
Invitation to Newbie Managers
by Hammer
As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family. Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the
Vendetta Cartel.
The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains;
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the dueling land as
Master Darque.
Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications! [Hammer is
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!]
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the
Vendetta Cartel!
3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant
Enemies!
Any prospective Probates who 1.) seek to improve their managerial
insights/abilities under the counsel of Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 2.)
desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a Few
Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 3.)
who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see their
manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney Newsletters as
a member of the Vendetta Cartel MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide
Hammer with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least
favorite fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to
verify in the online newsletters.
Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to
Hammer's purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All
Arena Ad on a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
-- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GREAT BARRIER BEEF was bested by RILLY SILLY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
RUBIX CUBESTEAK was demolished by JEHU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS was savagely defeated by BETHANNE GRACE in a 2 minute duel.
THE VEAL DEAL savagely defeated SATURN in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge fight.
MAD ONE was unbelievably bested by GREW SOME GRUE in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
S&M&MS was overpowered by OSTRICH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
PORTERHOUSE ARREST overpowered WHIPPED TOPPING in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
HOLY SCHLITZ vanquished OSPRY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARRIVED vanquished BLUE SARAN WRAP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPOCKA THE HUTT overpowered FLUTTERLEE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PARNIAN was defeated by CUDDLY KAHLUA in a 3 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 6 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 8 - 1 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 25 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 32 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 1 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 15 - 2 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 441 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059 8 1 0 96 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
PARRY-STRIKE WHIPPED TOPPING 4045 7 4 0 72 LOOD FOOD (367)
WALL OF STEEL BETHANNE GRACE 3984 16 11 1 64 WANDERERS (329)
SLASHING ATTACK THE VEAL DEAL 4104 5 2 0 51 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
TOTAL PARRY CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 4080 6 5 0 41 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is JEHU 3963. The most popular warrior this turn was
THE VEAL DEAL 4104. The ten other most popular fighters were BETHANNE GRACE 3984,
MAD ONE 4149, RILLY SILLY 4152, PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059, PARNIAN 4138, HOLY SCHLITZ
4052, CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 4080, SATURN 3990, GREW SOME GRUE 4124, and OSTRICH 3970.
The least popular fighter this week was FLUTTERLEE 4153. The other ten least popular
fighters were RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4061, GREAT BARRIER BEEF 4111, CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139,
ARRIVED 3787, OSPRY 3988, WHIPPED TOPPING 4045, S&M&MS 4103, JEHU 3963, SPOCKA THE
HUTT 4137, and BLUE SARAN WRAP 4126.