DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/28/2004 Duedate: 10/11/2004
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-443
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PORTERHOUSE ARREST
GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
(41-4059) [9-2-0,97]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PORTERHOUSE ARREST MAD ONE
GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
(41-4059) [9-2-0,97] (41-4149) [3-2-0,41]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JEHU FLUTTERLEE
WANDERERS (329) WANDERERS (329)
(41-3963) [18-17-1,77] (41-4153) [1-3-0,10]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) 71
2. OLD SCHOOL (368) 20 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
3. CLAN BATTLEAXE (232) 0 Unchartered Team
4. BIRDS (286) 0
5. BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378) -4 BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378) 5 3 0 62.5 1/ 3 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) 8 7 1
2/ 2 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) 37 24 1 60.7 2/ 1 OLD SCHOOL (368) 7 2 0
3- 3 BIRDS (286) 65 69 5 48.5 3/ 2 WANDERERS (329) 6 9 0
4/ 4 WANDERERS (329) 321 363 7 46.9 4/ 5 LOOD FOOD (367) 3 5 0
5- 5 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232) 126 150 12 45.7 5/ 4*BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378) 2 3 0
6/ 6 LOOD FOOD (367) 23 32 0 41.8 6- 6 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232) 1 0 0
7/ 7 OLD SCHOOL (368) 30 44 1 40.5 7- 7 BIRDS (286) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I didn't know Dwarves did things like that, Whipped Topping. Is that why you're
neuter?
It was probably because of our respective styles that you lost. Why not see if
your manager will change that?
A word of advice to you all: Always tip your cabby.
Jehu
P.S. I covered the front page right well, didn't I?
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to KATI-TEI once again! Bein' on top is great while it lasts, OLD
SCHOOL. But how many friends do you have now? What's with CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS? She
actually beat LOOD FOOD's EGGS OVERLY EASY, and walked away with 29 more points from
the fight. Laughs were big at GLAD TO MEAT YOU while they watched CHICKEN TIGHT
JEANS clobber EGGS OVERLY EASY. It lost 25 points and got bruised from objects
thrown from the stands. I'm sure KATI-TEI is excited about PORTERHOUSE ARREST, the
new Duelmaster from GLAD TO MEAT YOU. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I
have... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of
practive, BLADE BROTHERS 18! In my day, no team with a 5-2-0 would scare me off!
What's the problem, GLAD TO MEAT YOU? What do people see in SATURN? His 7-18-0?
WANDERERS ain't talkin', but he's got 39 points.
Warriors of KATI-TEI unite. You have only your games to lose! Hmm... More
surprises must remain in store for me, if RUBIX CUBESTEAK can return from the Dark
Arena. How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
KATI-TEI is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. I don't
want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059 9 2 0 97 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KIAR JUN 3656 16 1 0 106 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DISCOMBOBULATE 3730 8 1 1 83 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232)
JEHU 3963 18 17 1 77 WANDERERS (329)
HOLY SCHLITZ 4052 11 5 1 76 OLD SCHOOL (368)
-WHIPPED TOPPING 4045 7 5 0 72 LOOD FOOD (367)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BETHANNE GRACE 3984 17 12 1 64 WANDERERS (329)
CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 4080 7 6 0 63 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4061 9 2 1 58 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OSTRICH 3970 11 12 0 56 BIRDS (286)
THE VEAL DEAL 4104 6 3 0 53 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
EGGS OVERLY EASY 4044 5 9 0 41 LOOD FOOD (367)
MAD ONE 4149 3 2 0 41 BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
SATURN 3990 7 18 0 39 WANDERERS (329)
-ARRIVED 3787 6 1 0 39 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232)
-S&M&MS 4103 4 6 0 39 LOOD FOOD (367)
GREW SOME GRUE 4124 6 3 0 38 OLD SCHOOL (368)
GREAT BARRIER BEEF 4111 5 4 0 38 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
-OSPRY 3988 4 10 2 36 BIRDS (286)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MR. SALTY 4072 3 1 0 25 LOOD FOOD (367)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPORK 4140 2 1 0 24 LOOD FOOD (367)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FALCON 4004 1 4 0 21 BIRDS (286)
PARNIAN 4138 2 5 0 19 WANDERERS (329)
-SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137 3 1 0 18 OLD SCHOOL (368)
-SWAN 4107 1 1 0 18 BIRDS (286)
CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139 4 0 0 17 OLD SCHOOL (368)
-KING FISHER 4005 2 5 0 17 BIRDS (286)
-RILLY SILLY 4152 2 1 0 17 BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
FLUTTERLEE 4153 1 3 0 10 WANDERERS (329)
-TRASH 3788 0 1 0 1 CLAN BATTLEAXE (232)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HIGH ELF 19 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4061 443 NONE
BLUE SARAN WRAP 4126 2 7 0 OLD SCHOOL 368 STONE GOLEM 26 443 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Great Barrier Reef -- Good greef! You made a mess of my rings, young man. What have
you got to say for yourself? -- a battered Saturn
The Veal Deal -- Tedious fellow, aren't you? In one sense, anyway. Good try,
though. -- Bethanne Grace
Spork -- Drat. I just KNEW I should have brought my foon instead of a sword. It
always goes better when you have the right tool for the job.... -- Parnian
Shiftyeyed Volunteer -- Sir, you should get your eyes checked. All that shifting is
probably the sign of a problem, but if it's caught early, it may be fixable.
Seriously, now, get them to check you in the Infirmary. -- Flutterlee
20 September 2004
Azereth has returned! I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25. I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members). I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years. I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster. Contact me at:
Anthony Wells
600 W. Shore Dr.
Stanton, MI 48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUBIX CUBESTEAK viciously butchered HIGH ELF in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLUE SARAN WRAP was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
GREAT BARRIER BEEF subdued SATURN in a dull 6 minute Challenge fight.
JEHU was devastated by PORTERHOUSE ARREST in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
BETHANNE GRACE was defeated by HOLY SCHLITZ in a 1 minute match.
EGGS OVERLY EASY was devastated by CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
MAD ONE was beaten by THE VEAL DEAL in a 1 minute amateur vs. veteran brawl.
GREW SOME GRUE won victory over SPORK in a 3 minute expert vs. beginner duel.
PARNIAN overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CUDDLY KAHLUA narrowly defeated FLUTTERLEE in a 11 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 1 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 9 - 1 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 21 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 11 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 29 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 10 - 13 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 1 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 443 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059 9 2 0 97 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
WALL OF STEEL BETHANNE GRACE 3984 17 12 1 64 WANDERERS (329)
TOTAL PARRY CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 4080 7 6 0 63 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
SLASHING ATTACK THE VEAL DEAL 4104 6 3 0 53 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
AIMED BLOW MAD ONE 4149 3 2 0 41 BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JEHU 3963. The most popular warrior this turn was
FLUTTERLEE 4153. The ten other most popular fighters were CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 4080,
EGGS OVERLY EASY 4044, THE VEAL DEAL 4104, SPORK 4140, RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4061, BLUE
SARAN WRAP 4126, PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059, HOLY SCHLITZ 4052, MAD ONE 4149, and
BETHANNE GRACE 3984.
The least popular fighter this week was SATURN 3990. The other ten least popular
fighters were GREAT BARRIER BEEF 4111, CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, JEHU 3963, PARNIAN 4138,
GREW SOME GRUE 4124, BETHANNE GRACE 3984, MAD ONE 4149, HOLY SCHLITZ 4052,
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059, and BLUE SARAN WRAP 4126.